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KomodoWagon
May 10, 2013

by R. Guyovich

Sentient Data posted:

So basically more evidence that Brazil is just South America's India. Any bets on when bathing in their corpse river will be something that American college kids aspire to do?

IDK it's pretty similar all over Latin America.

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Rockman Reserve
Oct 2, 2007

"Carbons? Purge? What are you talking about?!"


http://www.cracked.com/blog/5-reasons-why-2016-summer-olympics-should-be-cancelled/


Lol. Even Cracked is calling out the WHO and IOC.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
stop the presses, cracked came out with a list of five things?!??!?

simplefish
Mar 28, 2011

So long, and thanks for all the fish gallbladdΣrs!


Cracked.com's top 5 Top Five lists

OMG JC a Bomb!
Jul 13, 2004

We are the Invisible Spatula. We are the Grilluminati. We eat before and after dinner. We eat forever. And eventually... eventually we will lead them into the dining room.

So what I'm getting here is if you have a Zika baby you can dunk their heads in a waterway and they will swell to normal size in a few hours like those dinosaur sponges

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

hemophilia posted:

is there an rear end so perfect that I, a Miss Bumbum judge, could refuse a bribe to vote against it?
I imagine Miss BumBum is the least corrupt organization in Brazil. BumBums represent the goodness of humanity.

BeefThief posted:

cant wait for 20 years from now when all the miss bumbum contestants have comically tiny heads
It'll be one of those things where the bumbums look larger in comparison to the head. Thus normal headed Miss BumBums will be slowly forced out of the competition, in favor of the zika bumbums.

Zika will be seen as a mark of high status.

Knitting Beetles
Feb 4, 2006

Fallen Rib
in 20 years Zika will have mutated into giving you a tiny bum as well

Two Free Toppings
Jul 1, 2007

SUCK
THE
SHIT
OUT
OF
MY
OWN
ASSHOLE

Sentient Data posted:

So basically more evidence that Brazil is just South America's India

But that can be really common in lots of places, including the African American community and most of Latin America and I presume Asia and Africa too. It's definitely not just a Brazil/India thing. Lighter skin = apparently more attractive.

FormerPoster
Aug 5, 2004

Hair Elf

Pvt Dancer posted:

in 20 years Zika will have mutated into giving you a tiny bum as well

This is the most hosed up thing to come out of this nightmare.

Nicodemus Dumps
Jan 9, 2006

Just chillin' in the sink

Naerasa posted:

This is the most hosed up thing to come out of this nightmare.

Made me shudder.

Raar_Im_A_Dinosaur
Mar 16, 2006

GOOD LUCK!!

Peebla posted:

But that can be really common in lots of places, including the African American community and most of Latin America and I presume Asia and Africa too. It's definitely not just a Brazil/India thing. Lighter skin = apparently more attractive.

Thank colonialism

skeevy achievements
Feb 25, 2008

by merry exmarx

cracked in current year is legbeard chow, hardly shocking they look down on $SPORT

Kilmers Elbow
Jun 15, 2012

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
I thought the Olympics were canceled

bring back old gbs
Feb 28, 2007

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Katana Gomai
Jan 14, 2007

"Thus," concluded Miyamoto, "you must give up everything you have to be my disciple."

Posting about racism on page 88

CrashCat
Jan 10, 2003

another shit post


Internaut! posted:

legbeard chow
the gently caress?

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

KomodoWagon posted:

IDK it's pretty similar all over Latin America.
it's especially bad in the dominican republic due to how they've hated haiti since independence

Stunt_enby
Feb 6, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

CrashCat posted:

the gently caress?
legbeard is the outright misogynist equivalent of neckbeard

skeevy achievements
Feb 25, 2008

by merry exmarx
"labeling men neckbeards is fun but calling women legbeards is misogyny"

- Cracked/DND

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

i thought legbeard was the result of a word filter

Devonaut
Jul 10, 2001

Devoted Astronaut

stop legsplaining

Stunt_enby
Feb 6, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Internaut! posted:

"labeling men neckbeards is fun but calling women legbeards is misogyny"

- Cracked/DND
It is because it's based on the school of thought that thinks women shouldn't have leg hair and is primarily used as specifically an anti-feminist insult.

ArtIsResistance
May 19, 2007

QUEEN OF FRANCE, SAVIOR OF LOWTAX

Stuntman posted:

legbeard is the outright misogynist equivalent of neckbeard

Haha that's a pretty good one

Brannock
Feb 9, 2006

by exmarx
Fallen Rib

Stuntman posted:

It is because it's based on the school of thought that thinks women shouldn't have leg hair and is primarily used as specifically an anti-feminist insult.

drat, this guy is a learned scholar.

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
Does that make neckbeard a slur to Zika babies?

Raar_Im_A_Dinosaur
Mar 16, 2006

GOOD LUCK!!

Internaut! posted:

"labeling men neckbeards is fun but calling women legbeards is misogyny"

- Cracked/DND

You're a loving idiot.

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
Legsbeard is funny tbh

Raar_Im_A_Dinosaur
Mar 16, 2006

GOOD LUCK!!

unpacked robinhood posted:

Legsbeard is funny tbh

It's funny, but it's definitely misogynist and pretending it isn't and saying neckbeard carries a similar weight is disingenuous as gently caress.

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


Explain in a way somebidy who doesnt give a poo poo might understand

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

hemophilia posted:

Explain in a way somebidy who doesnt give a poo poo might understand

The legs carry most of the weight

Justin Tyme
Feb 22, 2011


Raar_Im_A_Dinosaur posted:

It's funny, but it's definitely misogynist and pretending it isn't and saying neckbeard carries a similar weight is disingenuous as gently caress.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wxTBopL6fIQ

Justin Tyme fucked around with this message at 21:38 on Jun 23, 2016

je1 healthcare
Sep 29, 2015
brothers and sisters, grow hair on your necks without shame. Their persecution is only a sign of fear. I need an excuse to dumpster burn my deodorant

Madcosby
Mar 4, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

hemophilia posted:

Explain in a way somebidy who doesnt give a poo poo might understand

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


im running out of deoderant and its time to get more blades and tbh i was considering life au naturale~

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000

Ultra Carp

Irradiation
Sep 14, 2005

I understand your frustration.

:eyepop:

LethalGeek
Nov 4, 2009

God drat

Also shut the gently caress up about your stupid gender poo poo no one cares

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Xelkelvos
Dec 19, 2012

Peebla posted:

But that can be really common in lots of places, including the African American community and most of Latin America and I presume Asia and Africa too. It's definitely not just a Brazil/India thing. Lighter skin = apparently more attractive.

It's definitely still prevalent in East and SE Asia where skin lighteners are still sold and advertised.

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