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Power Khan
Aug 20, 2011

by Fritz the Horse

HEY GAL posted:

while i was looking through Hans U Franck for pictures of war crimes, i found this:

Check out the variety of swords here. Most of them are some sort of haudegen thing and their users obviously want to cut with them, but the dark-haired dude in the center has a rapier and he seems to be trying to go for a thrust.

Everybody walking away from this mortally wounded.

e: Your Rapier looks fine.

Power Khan fucked around with this message at 10:31 on Jun 23, 2016

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HEY GUNS
Oct 11, 2012

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Comstar posted:

Is there somewhere on the web with them? I guess he saw them all actually happening at one time or another?
Google "Hans Ulrich Franck" and you'll get a lot of art by this guy:
https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hans_Ulrich_Franck
but I don't know enough about his life to say one way or another. I remember hearing that Callot actually was embedded with an army at some point though.

Goya liked Callot, but I wonder if he had ever encountered Franck?

JaucheCharly posted:

Everybody walking away from this mortally wounded.
i do like to see how "grab the other guy's sword" is a defense technique in the period.

quote:

e: Your Rapier looks fine.
:ohdear:

Siivola
Dec 23, 2012

HEY GAL posted:

i do like to see how "grab the other guy's sword" is a defense technique in the period.
It's a defence technique across almost all the periods. from I.33's sword and buckler all the way to Angelo's small sword and probably even beyond.

Power Khan
Aug 20, 2011

by Fritz the Horse
Grab the other dudes blade barehanded, as some sort of last ditch?

HEY GUNS
Oct 11, 2012

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JaucheCharly posted:

Grab the other dudes blade barehanded, as some sort of last ditch?
lots of the times the books assume you're going to have gloves or gauntlets, but even if you don't, like the guys in the picture (who don't have stockings, hats, or functional jackets either), getting the tendons of your hand cut might cripple you but it's better than death

also extremely rapiery rapiers might not be sharpened on the edge

edit: smallswords are good to fight with, but the look of them just does not impress me

HEY GUNS fucked around with this message at 11:47 on Jun 23, 2016

Siivola
Dec 23, 2012

It's a really odd thing. For instance:

This looks like a really dumb thing to do (even with the illustrated gloves on), but the text seems to insist that the only way the student can free his sword is by smacking the priest on the fingers with his buckler.

Then maybe a century later Fiore has not one but several grapples where you drop your own sword and wrestle the other guy to the ground using his as a lever:

When the opponent parries your strike and you cross swords, you grab the opponent's sword by the blade, hit them in the face with it, and then do the illustrated technique.

I seriously have no idea. There's a couple of theories about it, but people are mysteriously reluctant to test them at speed. :v: Maybe old-time people just had massively calloused hands or something? :iiam:

Kemper Boyd
Aug 6, 2007

no kings, no gods, no masters but a comfy chair and no socks
Most of the demonstrations I've seen tend to lean towards "as long as you hold on really loving tight, it won't cut you" as an explanation.

HEY GUNS
Oct 11, 2012

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i think my favorite thing about that Franck pic is the expression on the sword-grabber's face. Everyone else in this brawl is so pissed their faces look grotesque, that is some Goya poo poo, but he's calm. He's thinking. I like him.

also he's got a sweet mustache

edit: Franck is really good at facial expressions. He's really bad at background details he apparently doesn't care about, like in here the soldier on the right's sword is left off because reasons


HEY GUNS fucked around with this message at 12:47 on Jun 23, 2016

Power Khan
Aug 20, 2011

by Fritz the Horse
Not surprised that people greeted better firearms.

HEY GUNS
Oct 11, 2012

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More franck:

a thrusting sword

a cut-and-thrust sword


Know Your Warcrimes

Kassad
Nov 12, 2005

It's about time.

Kemper Boyd posted:

Most of the demonstrations I've seen tend to lean towards "as long as you hold on really loving tight, it won't cut you" as an explanation.

That's what this video is showing:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vwuQPfvSSlo

The guy's holding the blade tight enough that it doesn't move at all and so it can only dig into his palm a little. The very beginning even shows him grabbing someone else's sword and it's just not budging since they're both pulling on it. He says gloves wouldn't protect against cuts but they make him feel more confident than when grabbing the blade with his bare hands.

Siivola
Dec 23, 2012

:stare: Dang, Skall!

Edit: Well, I guess that's :ms:

Siivola fucked around with this message at 13:19 on Jun 23, 2016

Kemper Boyd
Aug 6, 2007

no kings, no gods, no masters but a comfy chair and no socks

Kassad posted:

The guy's holding the blade tight enough that it doesn't move at all and so it can only dig into his palm a little. The very beginning even shows him grabbing someone else's sword and it's just not budging since they're both pulling on it. He says gloves wouldn't protect against cuts but they make him feel more confident than when grabbing the blade with his bare hands.

Guy I worked with talked about some idiot co-workers of his who got cut-resistant gloves from their employer and decided to test them by having one guy holding on tight to a knife and one guy yanking it out.

Turns out even cut-resistant gloves aren't made for that.

Verisimilidude
Dec 20, 2006

Strike quick and hurry at him,
not caring to hit or miss.
So that you dishonor him before the judges



Kemper Boyd posted:

Guy I worked with talked about some idiot co-workers of his who got cut-resistant gloves from their employer and decided to test them by having one guy holding on tight to a knife and one guy yanking it out.

Turns out even cut-resistant gloves aren't made for that.

Grip strength plays a huge role, obviously. If you can grip sufficiently stronger than the person pulling, you should be fine. Also kitchen knives tend to be insanely sharp, and the overall length means it is easier to pull forcefully than a sword. Would I personally do it? No, and I have pretty good grip strength, but it was certainly done historically and makes sense from a physics perspective.

Verisimilidude fucked around with this message at 18:15 on Jun 23, 2016

Kemper Boyd
Aug 6, 2007

no kings, no gods, no masters but a comfy chair and no socks

Verisimilidude posted:

Grip strength plays a huge role, obviously. If you can grip sufficiently stronger than the person pulling, you should be fine. Also kitchen knives tend to be insanely sharp, and the overall length means it is easier to pull forcefully than a sword. Would I personally do it? No, and I have pretty good grip strength, but it was certainly done historically and makes sense from a physics perspective.

Yeah, it was mostly a story about how security guards are idiots.

HEY GUNS
Oct 11, 2012

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Kemper Boyd posted:

Yeah, it was mostly a story about how security guards are idiots.
also historically accurate

Armyman25
Sep 6, 2005

HEY GAL posted:

they're fat and they've got a narrow bit that you grip


I find it really neat that people carry machine guns the same way people carried muskets back in the day.

Rodrigo Diaz
Apr 16, 2007

Knights who are at the wars eat their bread in sorrow;
their ease is weariness and sweat;
they have one good day after many bad

Armyman25 posted:

I find it really neat that people carry machine guns the same way people carried muskets back in the day.



there's only so many ways you can carry a heavy, long object.

Greggster
Aug 14, 2010

Rodrigo Diaz posted:

there's only so many ways you can carry a heavy, long object.
:heysexy:


:cop:

Frosted Flake
Sep 13, 2011

Semper Shitpost Ubique

I was wondering about the diet, exercise and physical build of fighting men before the gunpowder age. The diet and exercise regimen of the Army now is less-than-ideal from a sports nutrition point of view, but it works. 3000 calories a day, with one grain, one protien one veg three times a day won't make you really built, or really lean but it will let you hump a ruck and dig a trench. From reading about daily life in the middle ages, most of the descriptions either focus on peasents eating bread and onions or the exotic feats of the nobility. Likewise they describe backbreaking physical labour on the fields or fencing drills and leisurely hunts on horseback. I also know that people were much smaller back then. Would a medieval knight be eating 200 grams of protien a day and have low bodyfat like a modern athlete?

I don't expect an understanding of sports nutrition as such but did they know what food made you stronger and what made you fat? Did they do physical exercise or did they get fit by practicing?

Kemper Boyd
Aug 6, 2007

no kings, no gods, no masters but a comfy chair and no socks

Frosted Flake posted:

I was wondering about the diet, exercise and physical build of fighting men before the gunpowder age. The diet and exercise regimen of the Army now is less-than-ideal from a sports nutrition point of view, but it works. 3000 calories a day, with one grain, one protien one veg three times a day won't make you really built, or really lean but it will let you hump a ruck and dig a trench. From reading about daily life in the middle ages, most of the descriptions either focus on peasents eating bread and onions or the exotic feats of the nobility. Likewise they describe backbreaking physical labour on the fields or fencing drills and leisurely hunts on horseback. I also know that people were much smaller back then. Would a medieval knight be eating 200 grams of protien a day and have low bodyfat like a modern athlete?

I don't expect an understanding of sports nutrition as such but did they know what food made you stronger and what made you fat? Did they do physical exercise or did they get fit by practicing?

A medieval rich person's diet was essentially meat, meat, meat and more meat. And maybe porridge and bread on top of that if they felt like it. Nutrition wasn't very well understood, considering that gout was pretty much endemic earlier.

People got fit by practicing and living active lives.

HEY GUNS
Oct 11, 2012

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Kemper Boyd posted:

Nutrition wasn't very well understood, considering that gout was pretty much endemic earlier.
i looked this up actually! rates of gout are currently rising

Kemper Boyd
Aug 6, 2007

no kings, no gods, no masters but a comfy chair and no socks

HEY GAL posted:

i looked this up actually! rates of gout are currently rising

It's probably that all thoses dudes from the 17th century we read about are mostly rich fat fuckers so of course it seems like everyone has gout.

HEY GUNS
Oct 11, 2012

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Kemper Boyd posted:

rich fat fuckers
wallenstein is just two of those things, thankyouverymuch

Red Dad Redemption
Sep 29, 2007

Rodrigo Diaz posted:

there's only so many ways you can carry a heavy, long object.

new thread (sub)title

Perestroika
Apr 8, 2010

Verisimilidude posted:

Grip strength plays a huge role, obviously. If you can grip sufficiently stronger than the person pulling, you should be fine. Also kitchen knives tend to be insanely sharp, and the overall length means it is easier to pull forcefully than a sword. Would I personally do it? No, and I have pretty good grip strength, but it was certainly done historically and makes sense from a physics perspective.

And besides, at the end of the day it also just makes sense from a survival perspective. Even if things go wrong and your hand does get injured, it's better to have a sword in your hand with a sliced palm than to have a sword in your guts with a sliced liver.

Siivola
Dec 23, 2012

Frosted Flake posted:

I was wondering about the diet, exercise and physical build of fighting men before the gunpowder age. The diet and exercise regimen of the Army now is less-than-ideal from a sports nutrition point of view, but it works. 3000 calories a day, with one grain, one protien one veg three times a day won't make you really built, or really lean but it will let you hump a ruck and dig a trench. From reading about daily life in the middle ages, most of the descriptions either focus on peasents eating bread and onions or the exotic feats of the nobility. Likewise they describe backbreaking physical labour on the fields or fencing drills and leisurely hunts on horseback. I also know that people were much smaller back then. Would a medieval knight be eating 200 grams of protien a day and have low bodyfat like a modern athlete?

I don't expect an understanding of sports nutrition as such but did they know what food made you stronger and what made you fat? Did they do physical exercise or did they get fit by practicing?
While looking into that, I ran into an interesting text about medieval farming. Looking at all the stuff grown in Britain, the average medieval peasant's diet doesn't sound too bad. Beans, peas and nuts are fine sources of protein, and I'd wager people would eat eggs and fish too even if they couldn't afford meat. Rye's a good grain, and cheese on rye bread is tasty and filling. If you feel like treating yourself, have some porridge with fruit or berries, or bake something nice. Really, this is all basically what modern vegetarians eat.

poo poo, this could be the next a diet fad, it just needs a bit of branding. I could make bank with this! "The Men in Tights Diet!"

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




Kemper Boyd posted:

A medieval rich person's diet was essentially meat, meat, meat and more meat.

The banquets were really insane, during a wedding in Milan in 1368 the guests had to struggle through seventeen courses. Every single one of them consisted of meat with more meat on the side.

Frosted Flake posted:


I don't expect an understanding of sports nutrition as such but did they know what food made you stronger and what made you fat? Did they do physical exercise or did they get fit by practicing?

They tried. Hildegard of Bingen wrote down some nutritional advise:
Spelt is good for both your body and psyche.
Nutmeg makes you less bitter.
Radish and beets makes you unbalanced.
Garden cress is bad for your milt.
Milk makes you happier.
Grain is good for you.
Peas should only be eaten by healthy people, but pea soup can be good for sick people.

Frosted Flake
Sep 13, 2011

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Thanks. I had no idea they had such diverse diets. I was trying to figure out how peasents could build enough muscle to draw those heavy bows or if the nobility was doing some kind of weight training to ease the weight of armour. I belive I read somewhere that a knight could do a handstand in well made armour, which I definitely couldn't do with my kevlar and plates now.

E: is porridge the same as oatmeal like I would eat today?

Frosted Flake fucked around with this message at 23:07 on Jun 23, 2016

Jamwad Hilder
Apr 18, 2007

surfin usa
Not super scientific, but relevant to the discussion:
http://www.atlasobscura.com/articles/i-tried-a-medieval-diet-and-i-didnt-even-get-that-drunk

Siivola
Dec 23, 2012

Frosted Flake posted:

Thanks. I had no idea they had such diverse diets. I was trying to figure out how peasents could build enough muscle to draw those heavy bows or if the nobility was doing some kind of weight training to ease the weight of armour. I belive I read somewhere that a knight could do a handstand in well made armour, which I definitely couldn't do with my kevlar and plates now.

E: is porridge the same as oatmeal like I would eat today?
You can make porridge out of things that are not oats, but I think yes.

If you're interested in cutting edge tacticool from the 14th century, I really enjoy this nerd's videos:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2FB0goDq38Q

Frosted Flake
Sep 13, 2011

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Siivola posted:

If you're interested in cutting edge tacticool from the 14th century, I really enjoy this nerd's videos:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2FB0goDq38Q

Interesting. I've seen (and felt!) what those rucks, webgear and armour do to your knees over time, I thought that maybe we still had it better than guys in metal suits.

Since people in the middle ages weren't big on water, wouldn't people drop like flies from heat and dehydration? Sweating in metal and padded cloth and drinking watered down wine would put me in a stretcher if I had to do a day's fighting.

HEY GUNS
Oct 11, 2012

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you drink water. gustavus adolphus was seen at breitenfeld yelling for some water then, hopped up on enough adrenaline to light up stockholm, galloping away before he could have any

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Frosted Flake posted:

Interesting. I've seen (and felt!) what those rucks, webgear and armour do to your knees over time, I thought that maybe we still had it better than guys in metal suits.
battle archaeologists and...I dunno, historical medical investigators?...can tell you that their joints sucked too
http://www.smithsonianmag.com/arts-culture/csi-italian-renaissance-4796118/?all

quote:

The victim, it appeared, had suffered from several chronic and puzzling conditions. A CT scan and digital X-ray revealed a calcification of the knees, as well as a level of arthritis in elbows, hips and lumbar vertebrae surprisingly advanced for anyone this young....

HEY GUNS fucked around with this message at 00:07 on Jun 24, 2016

i am tim!
Jan 5, 2005

God damn it, where are my ant keys?! I'm gonna miss my flight!

Siivola posted:

You can make porridge out of things that are not oats, but I think yes.

If you're interested in cutting edge tacticool from the 14th century, I really enjoy this nerd's videos:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2FB0goDq38Q

Isn't porridge just a catch-all term to describe any kind of boiled grain mush?

Xiahou Dun
Jul 16, 2009

We shall dive down through black abysses... and in that lair of the Deep Ones we shall dwell amidst wonder and glory forever.



Siivola posted:

While looking into that, I ran into an interesting text about medieval farming. Looking at all the stuff grown in Britain, the average medieval peasant's diet doesn't sound too bad. Beans, peas and nuts are fine sources of protein, and I'd wager people would eat eggs and fish too even if they couldn't afford meat. Rye's a good grain, and cheese on rye bread is tasty and filling. If you feel like treating yourself, have some porridge with fruit or berries, or bake something nice. Really, this is all basically what modern vegetarians eat.

poo poo, this could be the next a diet fad, it just needs a bit of branding. I could make bank with this! "The Men in Tights Diet!"

Unless they lived like right next to the coast, probably not a lot of fish.

Fishing lakes was a lord's right and even if John Q Peasant got the rights he's better off selling any fish he caught. This plus a lack of refrigeration made getting fish expensive.

Plus people hoarding it for days you can't eat meat.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Frosted Flake posted:

Since people in the middle ages weren't big on water, wouldn't people drop like flies from heat and dehydration?

This is one of those things that's been exaggerated. Everybody back then drank water when they could if the water wasn't obviously unsafe.

Rodrigo Diaz
Apr 16, 2007

Knights who are at the wars eat their bread in sorrow;
their ease is weariness and sweat;
they have one good day after many bad

Kemper Boyd posted:

A medieval rich person's diet was essentially meat, meat, meat and more meat. And maybe porridge and bread on top of that if they felt like it. Nutrition wasn't very well understood, considering that gout was pretty much endemic earlier.

You have no idea what you're talking about. Diet was regulated according to Galenic medicine (i.e. the four humours) and they ate plenty of things other than meat, though meat often provided the centerpiece (except during a fast period, then it was fish).

I'll go through Redon, Sabban, and Serventi's book on medieval cooking when I get time, but I've made a very nice gnocchi with farmer cheese and wheat flour. Very tasty.



ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:

This is one of those things that's been exaggerated. Everybody back then drank water when they could if the water wasn't obviously unsafe.

The saying goes "beer when I have it, water when I don't." Drinking water is boring as hell.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Rodrigo Diaz posted:

The saying goes "beer when I have it, water when I don't." Drinking water is boring as hell.

I thought that was obvious.

Rodrigo Diaz
Apr 16, 2007

Knights who are at the wars eat their bread in sorrow;
their ease is weariness and sweat;
they have one good day after many bad

ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:

I thought that was obvious.

You said they drank water "when they could" which makes it sound like they preferred it to tastier beverages.

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chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

I still recommend The Supersizers to get a look at what historical English diets looked like in different time periods (though the pre-20th century ones mostly cover the wealthy). You don't get recipes, but you get to see what the final products look like and hear a modern perspective on the flavor, texture, and composition.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jjV2XaOQzx0

The French Revolution I think was the one that opened with a 3000 calorie breakfast feast. The Regency one (1790s-1820s) had Giles told that he probably would have been on his way to gout if he kept up the episode's diet long term.

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