NBA Draft 2016: No way those are real names

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Kibner: Oct 21, 2008; Acguy Supremacy

Probably Magic posted:

Listing a drat seven-foot two guy as a power forward, what in the world.

Ralph Sampson disease.

# ? Jun 24, 2016 04:56

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# ? Jun 9, 2024 12:49

straight up brolic: Jan 31, 2007; After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

that's a good pick and ghana is a great country

# ? Jun 24, 2016 04:57

straight up brolic: Jan 31, 2007; After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

Kris Dunn and Bentil loving held court with the fits.

# ? Jun 24, 2016 04:58

Rick: Feb 23, 2004; When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

Metapod posted:

What song/commercial?

2pac Keep Ya Head Up in Sprite.

# ? Jun 24, 2016 04:58

straight up brolic: Jan 31, 2007; After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

Michael Wilbon just said "bling" he was so fresh

# ? Jun 24, 2016 04:58

Dejan Bimble: Mar 24, 2008; we're all black friends; Plaster Town Cop

http://howghana.com/sekondi-nba-story-ben-bentil/

Helping the family fend for itself, Bentil was robbed of a merry childhood. From spending time at the seashore in hopes of catching a fish or two to helping the fishermen drag back the nets for a little change, Bentil had to earn most meals of the day.

# ? Jun 24, 2016 04:58

Probably Magic: Oct 9, 2012; Looking cute, feeling cute.

Kibner posted:

Ralph Sampson disease.

The only comp a willow of a Chinese guy is going to get with Ralph Sampson.

# ? Jun 24, 2016 04:59

R.D. Mangles: Jan 10, 2004

CAW TO WARRIORS

# ? Jun 24, 2016 04:59

Metapod: Mar 18, 2012

Financial considerations

# ? Jun 24, 2016 04:59

R.D. Mangles: Jan 10, 2004

joel bolomboy

# ? Jun 24, 2016 04:59

straight up brolic: Jan 31, 2007; After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

Joe Lacob very aggressive spending 2.4m on a player that will not be able to contribute for three years NBA 3.0

# ? Jun 24, 2016 05:00

Dejan Bimble: Mar 24, 2008; we're all black friends; Plaster Town Cop

WHAT HAPPENED TO THAT BOLOMBOY

# ? Jun 24, 2016 05:00

straight up brolic: Jan 31, 2007; After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

Dejan Bimble posted:

WHAT HAPPENED TO THAT BOLOMBOY

wow. was this in the playlist?

# ? Jun 24, 2016 05:00

Dejan Bimble: Mar 24, 2008; we're all black friends; Plaster Town Cop

straight up brolic posted:

wow. was this in the playlist?

Yes it was

# ? Jun 24, 2016 05:01

Niwrad: Jul 1, 2008

https://twitter.com/KCJHoop/status/746190915622969348

# ? Jun 24, 2016 05:01

straight up brolic: Jan 31, 2007; After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

Niwrad posted:

https://twitter.com/KCJHoop/status/746190915622969348

the Bulls really rolling the dice with the defective people

# ? Jun 24, 2016 05:01

Metapod: Mar 18, 2012

R.D. Mangles posted:

joel bolomboy

By going completely off the ESPN clips my dad said he can go 1v1 with Lebron

# ? Jun 24, 2016 05:02

Rick: Feb 23, 2004; When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

The Nets probably had a better draft than several teams despite not having a pick 24 hours ago. That is something.

# ? Jun 24, 2016 05:02

R.D. Mangles: Jan 10, 2004

what the gently caress, we're drafting circus freaks

i hope the extra bone is a velociraptor claw

# ? Jun 24, 2016 05:02

Idiot Kicker: Jun 13, 2007

Derrick Rose will be the most Knicks player ever.

# ? Jun 24, 2016 05:02

Kibner: Oct 21, 2008; Acguy Supremacy

Derp, just learned that the Pels traded Stone and the next pick for Chieck Diallo. Not sure how to feel about this.

# ? Jun 24, 2016 05:03

R.D. Mangles: Jan 10, 2004

Idiot Kicker posted:

Derrick Rose will be the most Knicks player ever.

DON'T DISPARAGE ROSE, YOU DON'T KNOW EXACTLY HOW BACK HE WILL BE NEXT YEAR.

# ? Jun 24, 2016 05:04

pubic works project: Jan 28, 2005; No Decepticon in history, and I say this with great surety, has been treated worse or more unfairly.

Niwrad posted:

https://twitter.com/KCJHoop/status/746190915622969348

Lmao Bulls are killing this draft.

# ? Jun 24, 2016 05:04

Probably Magic: Oct 9, 2012; Looking cute, feeling cute.

DERRICK ROSE AND CARMELO ANTHONY, A DYNASTY IN THE MAKING

# ? Jun 24, 2016 05:04

Redgrendel2001: Sep 1, 2006; you literally think a person saying their NBA team of choice being better than the fucking 76ers is a 'schtick'

a literal thing you think.

Niwrad posted:

https://twitter.com/KCJHoop/status/746190915622969348

HUMAN
ANIMAL
HYBRID.

God bless CRISPR and Germans.

# ? Jun 24, 2016 05:05

Dejan Bimble: Mar 24, 2008; we're all black friends; Plaster Town Cop

GOOD PICK

# ? Jun 24, 2016 05:05

R.D. Mangles: Jan 10, 2004

I really want this tiny man to own NBA players

# ? Jun 24, 2016 05:05

Niwrad: Jul 1, 2008

R.D. Mangles posted:

what the gently caress, we're drafting circus freaks

i hope the extra bone is a velociraptor claw

They are honestly just trolling us at this point.

https://twitter.com/RotowireATC/status/746188494930731010

# ? Jun 24, 2016 05:05

Metapod: Mar 18, 2012

Good for Brooklyn

# ? Jun 24, 2016 05:06

straight up brolic: Jan 31, 2007; After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

Kay Felder will play next season for the Cavs

# ? Jun 24, 2016 05:06

Lessail: Apr 1, 2011; tell me how vgk aren't playing like shit again

p.s. help my grapes are so sour!

R.D. Mangles posted:

CAW TO WARRIORS

only piece of gsw merchandise i'll own

# ? Jun 24, 2016 05:07

Crazy Ted: Jul 29, 2003

straight up brolic posted:

Kay Felder will play next season for the Cavs

He will be MiniLeBron

# ? Jun 24, 2016 05:07

Dejan Bimble: Mar 24, 2008; we're all black friends; Plaster Town Cop

http://www.foothealthfacts.org/footankleinfo/Accessory_Navicular_Syndrome.htm

Doing things like "playing basketball" irritate the extra bone

Kay Felder is great and I want him on my team

# ? Jun 24, 2016 05:08

R.D. Mangles: Jan 10, 2004

lol the bulls drafted a guy with no knees and a guy with prescription shoes

# ? Jun 24, 2016 05:08

Rick: Feb 23, 2004; When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

Can someone let the drafters know that Jordair Jett is still available?

# ? Jun 24, 2016 05:09

zelah: Dec 1, 2004; Diabetes, you are not invited to my pizza party.

Portland traded a 2019 2nd round plus 1.2mil to Orlando for forward Jake Layman. Is this good or bad?

# ? Jun 24, 2016 05:10

Rick: Feb 23, 2004; When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

Can this dummy put Durant on the Cavs somehow?

# ? Jun 24, 2016 05:10

R.D. Mangles: Jan 10, 2004

uh, next bulls draft pick is Bobby Chomper from A Volcano At The Bottom of the Ocean, he has two vestigial arms and a habsburg jaw, his nickname is "Asthma Goro"

# ? Jun 24, 2016 05:10

xbilkis: Apr 11, 2005; god qb
me
jay hova

Joke's on all of you the Zipster Orthedics are going to be the hottest signature shoe in 5 years

# ? Jun 24, 2016 05:10

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# ? Jun 9, 2024 12:49

Dejan Bimble: Mar 24, 2008; we're all black friends; Plaster Town Cop

Rick posted:

Can someone let the drafters know that Jordair Jett is still available?

He should be the top of the BPA list

# ? Jun 24, 2016 05:12

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