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Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



Zogo posted:

If he played better the Thunder could've gotten the 1 seed and cruised to the title. Winning the title as the three seed is hard!

Getting more than 73 wins (or slightly fewer if they'd have won some of their games against GSW rather than 0) would be pretty hard too.

Brolander posted:

Derrick Rose STARRING in the hottest new ABC series, "Back-ish"

Canceled midseason because nobody wants to see the poo poo-rear end Knicks on national TV.

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euphronius
Feb 18, 2009


It's glorious

Brolander
Oct 20, 2008

i am but a vessel

Shear Modulus posted:




Canceled midseason because nobody wants to see the poo poo-rear end Knicks on national TV.

hahah they loving suck. Zing is the true Thing, though

Brolander fucked around with this message at 01:42 on Jun 25, 2016

chunkles
Aug 14, 2005

i am completely immersed in darkness
as i turn my body away from the sun

i wonder how much revenue this guy is making off of hinkie's face and 76ers memes

Brolander
Oct 20, 2008

i am but a vessel
What is the most efficient shot in basketball? I don't mean percentages, I mean actual energy output from the player. Kcal to points or whatever. I guess besides free throws.

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

Brolander posted:

What is the most efficient shot in basketball? I don't mean percentages, I mean actual energy output from the player. Kcal to points or whatever.

A fundamentally sound layup

MG3
Mar 29, 2016

Metapod posted:

A fundamentally sound layup

I'd say jacking up a three from half court would save the most Kcals.

Brolander
Oct 20, 2008

i am but a vessel

MG3 posted:

I'd say jacking up a three from half court would save the most Kcals.

I'd watch a team that only did this.

Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night


Brolander posted:

I'd watch a team that only did this.

Yeah, we all did and they got beat by LeBron and the shirtless wonder.

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


Brolander posted:

I'd watch a team that only did this.

literally grinnell college

MG3
Mar 29, 2016

Brolander posted:

I'd watch a team that only did this.

Yeah that'd be a fun team to watch haha

Brolander
Oct 20, 2008

i am but a vessel
Why stop at half court? How about just inbound, shot? You're already in place for defense if you miss.

gingerberger
Jun 20, 2014

Gotta love my Squirtle Swag

Spacebump posted:

How much of last season was he playing with the eye injury that caused double vision?

about 2 months iirc

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


why can't i be a league average point guard again

BetterLekNextTime
Jul 22, 2008

It's all a matter of perspective...
Grimey Drawer

Brolander posted:

Why stop at half court? How about just inbound, shot? You're already in place for defense if you miss.

"Cavs win game 7 by a final score of 3-0"

gingerberger
Jun 20, 2014

Gotta love my Squirtle Swag

Brolander posted:

Why stop at half court? How about just inbound, shot? You're already in place for defense if you miss.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-gz6WCn26KY

NeuroticErotica
Sep 9, 2003

Perform sex? Uh uh, I don't think I'm up to a performance, but I'll rehearse with you...


Hope Kyrie didn't pay a lot for that DJ and his awful transitions.

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

You try and dj on moving boat.

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012
The great ones tell the waves not today

Dexo
Aug 15, 2009

A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

R.D. Mangles posted:

why can't i be a league average point guard again


I hate you.

gingerberger
Jun 20, 2014

Gotta love my Squirtle Swag

Metapod posted:

The great ones tell the waves not today

hand down man down applies on the sea fyi

Dexo
Aug 15, 2009

A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

NeuroticErotica posted:

Hope Kyrie didn't pay a lot for that DJ and his awful transitions.

You are DJing for a boat full of White chicks. You could probably just toss the Hip Hop Dance party mix on like Spotify or some poo poo and be good.

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


can we change the thread title to either in NBA 2016? No is very soft or Wrong!!!! Is lie!

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


Dexo posted:

I hate you.

oh c'mon i love derrick rose

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Brolander posted:

hahah they loving suck. Zing is the true Thing, though

I think you'll find it's you who suck, as the Knicks are going to run an offense with Mello/Zingas/Rose that will be among the top three in points output and also pick up Noah and then they'll go on to the finals against thedfja kjlfsdsaj aefjlkafeelkjdf fdjklfs dasfjfhgg

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

MG3 posted:

I'd say jacking up a three from half court would save the most Kcals.

It takes a lot of energy to shoot a ball that far

Hashtag Banterzone
Dec 8, 2005


Lifetime Winner of the willkill4food Honorary Bad Posting Award in PWM
Most efficient would be an Andre Miller layup

Spacebump
Dec 24, 2003

Dallas Mavericks: Generations
Knicks should sign Zaza. A combination of Knicks fans and Zaza's Georgia fans means he would absolutely be a starting all star. Then they have an "all star center" that could be overvalued on the trade market.

WhyteRyce
Dec 30, 2001

R.D. Mangles posted:

can we change the thread title to either in NBA 2016? No is very soft or Wrong!!!! Is lie!

talk talk talk talk

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

euphronius posted:

You try and dj on moving boat.
New thread title please

WhyteRyce
Dec 30, 2001

Kind of hope JaVale sticks around the league so we can get Papa Papa John tweets vs. Mama McGee stares

MG3
Mar 29, 2016

Metapod posted:

It takes a lot of energy to shoot a ball that far

Yeah but if you run all the way down the court to lay-up the ball you'd probably expend more energy.

Brolander
Oct 20, 2008

i am but a vessel

Chokes McGee posted:

I think you'll find it's you who suck, as the Knicks are going to run an offense with Mello/Zingas/Rose that will be among the top three in points output and also pick up Noah and then they'll go on to the finals against thedfja kjlfsdsaj aefjlkafeelkjdf fdjklfs dasfjfhgg

I'm real conflicted about there being 2 dudes I like on the knicks

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


MG3 posted:

Yeah but if you run all the way down the court to lay-up the ball you'd probably expend more energy.

the most effortless shot is an antoine walker 3, the greatest amount of energy consumed is an antoine walker 3 shimmy

NeuroticErotica
Sep 9, 2003

Perform sex? Uh uh, I don't think I'm up to a performance, but I'll rehearse with you...

Dexo posted:

You are DJing for a boat full of White chicks. You could probably just toss the Hip Hop Dance party mix on like Spotify or some poo poo and be good.

From the sounds of it, he was. Still gotta work on timing to keep things smooth.

EvanTH
Apr 24, 2004

i like to express my inner pain by being really boring on the phone
or just when i'm kickin it
that's me though
i'm kind of oddddddd

Brolander posted:

I'm real conflicted about there being 2 dudes I like on the knicks

There are 4 Knicks on the Cavs championship team we're all the same thing now.

gingerberger
Jun 20, 2014

Gotta love my Squirtle Swag
Rewatching game 3, and even though the stakes weren't as high, that lebron steal -> pass to Kyrie -> dunk was an unbelieveable athletic display on the level of the block. Like to be on your stomach to dunking a high thrown pass so quickly is unreal.

Brolander
Oct 20, 2008

i am but a vessel

EvanTH posted:

There are 4 Knicks on the Cavs championship team we're all the same thing now.

Currents change, allegiances just the same as the wind or angry sea. He who is my brother today, I will scorn tomorrow. Such is life among mercenaries. gently caress the Knicks

Spring Break My Heart
Feb 15, 2012

EvanTH posted:

There are 4 Knicks on the Cavs championship team we're all the same thing now.
Plus LeBron's gonna sign there.

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Brolander
Oct 20, 2008

i am but a vessel

INSPECTAH DECK posted:

Plus LeBron's gonna sign there.

Gross

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