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sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

Karl Barks posted:

wait a tick basil haha just a little austin powers ref for you guys

nailed it

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R. Guyovich
Dec 25, 1991

i meant to share it earlier but i found the actual best okc profile

Solvent
Jan 24, 2013

by Hand Knit

Homework Explainer posted:

i meant to share it earlier but i found the actual best okc profile



90% match.

If she was serious she'd just troll the VA for dates.

You could suggest that you walk her on a leash around the Paralympics as a first date.

Just don't take her anywhere too expensive since dating her evidently costs an arm and a leg :rimshot:

rudatron
May 31, 2011

by Fluffdaddy
sounds like you should :sever:

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007

rudatron posted:

sounds like you should :sever:

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

rudatron posted:

sounds like you should :sever:

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Mayor Dave posted:

i say do it

I did! But I don't think anyone looks at anything but the megathreads really

rudatron
May 31, 2011

by Fluffdaddy
I saw & liked it, unfortunately I have nothing to contribute

"that's never stopped you before" yes but i don't have a good alibi for badposting either

please make more, tia

Karl Barks
Jan 21, 1981

Homework Explainer posted:

i meant to share it earlier but i found the actual best okc profile



(missing testicles don't count.)

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
How does a paraphilia like that even get set up

NumberLast
Jun 7, 2014
Devotees are more common than a lot of people realize :shrug:

Karl Barks
Jan 21, 1981

NumberLast posted:

Devotees are more common than a lot of people realize :shrug:

something you would like to share with the class?

Karl Barks
Jan 21, 1981

lmao i can't stop laughing at this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v0AzjPoDZOg

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

Homework Explainer posted:

i meant to share it earlier but i found the actual best okc profile



we get it, Jamie Lannister is cute

NumberLast
Jun 7, 2014

Karl Barks posted:

something you would like to share with the class?

I watched Dexter season 1 and was curious if that kind of stuff was real

Man Whore
Jan 6, 2012

ASK ME ABOUT SPHERICAL CATS
=3



why didn't we have a brexit toxx thread.

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
IM BACK

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
DEAL WITH IT YOU CUCK IKS

NumberLast
Jun 7, 2014
I missed you, sewer-man.

How does it feel to have your queen to no longer be subservient to the chancellor?

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
im glad it didnt' take a million canadians and americans dying on the shores to free briton from the clutches of the 4th reich

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
gently caress you you imperial german fucks who think you can cuck the world to death with EU reulguations

this is the first breath of fresh air
this is briton's independence day

this is freedom
you german fucks hate it i know
gently caress you

Peztopiary
Mar 16, 2009

by exmarx
lol, you're not free until you've Cromwelled the royals. which you're not going to do because you're a Commonwealth of Cucks.

Karl Barks
Jan 21, 1981

edit: more appropriate for brexit thread which i didn't know existed

Karl Barks has issued a correction as of 14:27 on Jun 24, 2016

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Solvent
Jan 24, 2013

by Hand Knit
Sadly, YCS (Edit: It's C-SPAM now) is better for your being in it Baloogan.
Your maniacal support for the most disgusting of politics is endearingly entertaining.


That being said, you need help.
Like, serious, qualified, professional help.

Welcome back.

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
thank you

ThndrShk2k
Nov 3, 2009

by Nyc_Tattoo
Bread Liar

Baloogan posted:

thank you

You're the best poopery worker.

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
Mods please change the name of my thread to Advertising: Schlien & Sons Guaranteed Chicken Raper

Solvent
Jan 24, 2013

by Hand Knit

ThndrShk2k posted:

poopery worker

heh.
That sounds even worse than it is.

I wanted to say thanks again for recommending that steam controller man, I'm lovin it.
I got Street fighter 4 and Portal 2 for the cost of a large lunch yesterday, and they're great with it.
Another friend of mine is gettin one and a link because of the Steam summer sale, and my glowing review.
You oughta be getting pyramid scheme style kickbacks from steam by this point.

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
anyone interested in playing a multiplayer game HOI4 C-SPAM style? I can host

hilarious when a communist USA invades fachist france while democratic germany looks on

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
I'd love to but I don't own hoi4 yet, trying to curb my spending too much on video games I hardly play

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
I do own stellaris tho

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
https://twitter.com/JoeyRyanOnline/status/746486627426439168

Solvent
Jan 24, 2013

by Hand Knit

Baloogan posted:

anyone interested in playing a multiplayer game HOI4 C-SPAM style? I can host

hilarious when a communist USA invades fachist france while democratic germany looks on

I'm waiting for Civ 6 to come out, and I've been yelled at for being too peaceful in Civ 5 multiplayer.

I'd probably spend the entire match trying to spread single payer healthcare.

I also really want to know more about you.
Like, are you drunk and racist all the time? Or just when you post?
Is this shitposting some kind of horrid cry for help? Or is it the best satire I've seen since Steven Colbert?
Mixture of both?
Are you going to start wrestling women and feuding with Jerry Lawler next?

God, it's almost like you could get drunk and vomit words for money.
Am I right? Have I seen your picture? Are you really a skinny little white guy with glasses?

You could wear an oversized suit and interview Sacha Baron Cohen, and I'd watch.
It'd be spectacular as long as nobody took you seriously.

Mrit
Sep 26, 2007

by exmarx
Grimey Drawer

Solvent posted:


Am I right? Have I seen your picture? Are you really a skinny little white guy with glasses?


This probably describes half the people in this forum.

The other half are fat.

WINNINGHARD
Oct 4, 2014

Solvent posted:

I'm waiting for Civ 6 to come out, and I've been yelled at for being too peaceful in Civ 5 multiplayer.

I'd probably spend the entire match trying to spread single payer healthcare.

I also really want to know more about you.
Like, are you drunk and racist all the time? Or just when you post?
Is this shitposting some kind of horrid cry for help? Or is it the best satire I've seen since Steven Colbert?
Mixture of both?
Are you going to start wrestling women and feuding with Jerry Lawler next?

God, it's almost like you could get drunk and vomit words for money.
Am I right? Have I seen your picture? Are you really a skinny little white guy with glasses?

You could wear an oversized suit and interview Sacha Baron Cohen, and I'd watch.
It'd be spectacular as long as nobody took you seriously.

You'd understand if you had high T.

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Al! posted:

Mods please change the name of my thread to Advertising: Schlien & Sons Guaranteed Chicken Raper

thanks mods. thods.

Solvent
Jan 24, 2013

by Hand Knit

Mrit posted:

This probably describes half the people in this forum.

The other half are fat.

:sad:

WINNINGHARD posted:

You'd understand if you had high T.


I'm a premature senior citizen. :smithfrog:
Get the hell off the dirt patch that used to be my lawn.

oystertoadfish
Jun 17, 2003

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a6otjCKg594

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WINNINGHARD
Oct 4, 2014

SWEET BERRY WINE!!!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AeyqS9BDPds

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