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Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


Throatwarbler posted:

So yesterday I went and got my ZF 9 speed transmission reflashed under TSB and walla, it no longer shifts like a drunken toddler between 1-2 and 2-3! Now low speed driving is merely uneventful rather than annoying.

Chrysler is like a big friendly incompetent car making dog. making GBS threads and slobbering everywhere but who can stay mad at him? :3:

I'm bettting they just programmed out second gear.

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Goober Peas
Jun 30, 2007

Check out my 'Vette, bro


Powershift posted:

I'm bettting they just programmed out second gear.

Yowsers - 1st is 4.713, 2nd is 2.842, 3rd is 1.909 - They could almost program out 1st except when more than 75% throttle

edit: And even then you'd be out of 1st before you could blink

Kia Soul Enthusias
May 9, 2004

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Toilet Rascal
Happy loving Friday

F1DriverQuidenBerg
Jan 19, 2014

Goober Peas posted:

Yowsers - 1st is 4.713, 2nd is 2.842, 3rd is 1.909 - They could almost program out 1st except when more than 75% throttle

edit: And even then you'd be out of 1st before you could blink

Holy christ what's the final drive ratio on these transmissions? I'm struggling to see what functional purpose that first gear would have without the final drive being crazy low.

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


1500quidporsche posted:

Holy christ what's the final drive ratio on these transmissions? I'm struggling to see what functional purpose that first gear would have without the final drive being crazy low.

It's to counter-act the "bunny-hop* start most drivers are known for once they look up from their phone to see the light is green.

e: 3.73 final drive, because racecar.

Throatwarbler
Nov 17, 2008

by vyelkin
That transmission really is something.




Honda's implementation of it is turning into a debacle similar to when the Cherokee first launched. Both Honda and Acura dropped below all 4 Chrysler marques on the latest JD Powers IQS.

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
So with the Brit economy about to be in tatters we should all start importing British 80's hot hatches right?

F1DriverQuidenBerg
Jan 19, 2014

I've done an in-depth investigation into the possibility of that and it turns out they all rusted away five years after they were made.

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

1500quidporsche posted:

I've done an in-depth investigation into the possibility of that and it turns out they all rusted away five years after they were made.

There's a ton of them up for sale right now. I totally don't have a frequently updated folder of links to early Escort RS's for sale at any given time.

CAT INTERCEPTOR
Nov 9, 2004

Basically a male Margaret Thatcher

Rhyno posted:

So with the Brit economy about to be in tatters we should all start importing British 80's hot hatches right?

Name one that isint a loving turd.

The Cosworth Group A versions dont count.

FAT32 SHAMER
Aug 16, 2012



The only car I will ever import from the UK is an R34 and that's only if 1)my wife lets me and 2) I can't find one in Japan first

I can't imagine how much those fuckers are going to go for by the time they're legal

Holdbrooks
Jan 1, 2005

NEAI 2015
RIDE ETERNAL SHINY AND CHROME
ONWARD TO THE HALLS OF RUSTHALLA
So I got a PM from MrChips today saying that I won as an answer to the sheep game question relating to a favorite project.

That's pretty awesome that so many people like my crazy Bosozoku truck, and crazy timing as I just saw since was I actually tinkering on the truck and such all day for the first time in forever. It left the confines of the storage facility for the fist time in 3ish years and even made an appearance at a local car meet. I will be posting a new thread soon since is at the house as of 30min ago. I should also have more time to keep up a thread I'm settled into the new job and taking more time off after I just payed off a bunch of student loans over the last year.

Thank you AI

Holdbrooks

BigPaddy
Jun 30, 2008

That night we performed the rite and opened the gate.
Halfway through, I went to fix us both a coke float.
By the time I got back, he'd gone insane.
Plus, he'd left the gate open and there was evil everywhere.


CAT INTERCEPTOR posted:

Name one that isint a loving turd.

The Cosworth Group A versions dont count.

British built cars that are sort of turdy

MG Metro Turbo
MG Maestro Turbo

The Maestro is known for having Ferrari hunting 0-60 times on the press cars... About 3 times before they popped.

Non turdy 80s hatches

Peugeot 205 GTI
Peugeot 309 GTI
VW Golf GTI MK1
Lancia Delta HF Turbo
Renalt 5 Turbo

A bit turdy

Ford Escort XR3
Ford Escort RS Turbo

90s cars that you can get on the 25 year Rule

Ford Fiesta RS Turbo
Ford Fiesta XR2
Nissan Pulsar GTIR
Peugeot 106 Rallye

Note the GTIR is only for the insane and dedicated as she is a temperamental lady.

BigPaddy fucked around with this message at 11:38 on Jun 25, 2016

stump
Jan 19, 2006


:stonk:

CAT INTERCEPTOR
Nov 9, 2004

Basically a male Margaret Thatcher
Sorry but this is how it actually is


British built cars that are total turds

MG Metro Turbo
MG Maestro Turbo

Non turdy non UK 80s hatches at the time that time has turned into turds

Peugeot 205 GTI
Peugeot 309 GTI
VW Golf GTI MK1

Non UK Rancid overhyped unreliable in new and spectaclar ways loving turd from day one

Lancia Delta HF Turbo

LOL if you think you will get one of these
Renalt 5 Turbo

Complete and utter turd

Ford Escort XR3

Turd and completely overshadowed by superior Group A versions

Ford Escort RS Turbo


So it still stands, name a British hatchback that isnt a turd from the 80's. And lets be quite blunt here, the UK gets snow and salts the roads. You really think a 25 year old UK car isnt going to be falling to pieces? You aint getting anything worthwhile for cheap.

InitialDave
Jun 14, 2007

I Want To Believe.
But that's the entire point of an 80s hot hatchback. Putting twice as much power as the base model in something that isn't actually that good anyway.

Kia Soul Enthusias
May 9, 2004

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Toilet Rascal

Made with the Windows XP version of MS Paint.

F1DriverQuidenBerg
Jan 19, 2014

Any actual hot hatch model is going to command a ridiculous premium and you're likely going to need to tear out the suspension and refresh the engine anyways, so you're better off just sourcing the hot engine that somebody blew up to rebuild and then investing a little bit more in good suspension. It's going to be frustrating and costly to find an source even simple crap for something brought over from the UK for us in North America much less an engine.

Deeters
Aug 21, 2007


Holdbrooks posted:

So I got a PM from MrChips today saying that I won as an answer to the sheep game question relating to a favorite project.

That's pretty awesome that so many people like my crazy Bosozoku truck, and crazy timing as I just saw since was I actually tinkering on the truck and such all day for the first time in forever. It left the confines of the storage facility for the fist time in 3ish years and even made an appearance at a local car meet. I will be posting a new thread soon since is at the house as of 30min ago. I should also have more time to keep up a thread I'm settled into the new job and taking more time off after I just payed off a bunch of student loans over the last year.

Thank you AI

Holdbrooks

Thanks for sharing your awesome truck with us.

If ExplodingSims and 14 ever get that truck out of the cornfield, that might surpass yours as my favorite. But it would still be close.

Kia Soul Enthusias
May 9, 2004

zoom-zoom
Toilet Rascal

Holdbrooks posted:

So I got a PM from MrChips today saying that I won as an answer to the sheep game question relating to a favorite project.

That's pretty awesome that so many people like my crazy Bosozoku truck, and crazy timing as I just saw since was I actually tinkering on the truck and such all day for the first time in forever. It left the confines of the storage facility for the fist time in 3ish years and even made an appearance at a local car meet. I will be posting a new thread soon since is at the house as of 30min ago. I should also have more time to keep up a thread I'm settled into the new job and taking more time off after I just payed off a bunch of student loans over the last year.

Thank you AI

Holdbrooks

I was wondering what you're up to lately.

NitroSpazzz
Dec 9, 2006

You don't need style when you've got strength!


Larrymer posted:

If you haven't, sign up for gooncar and get an invite to the endurance teams if you're ever interested in doing them. Pretty fun group. Check the iRacing thread in games.
I'll look into that, getting in some regular races would be great. Went ahead and bought a bunch of tracks and the little barber car, spent a few hours lapping Leguna Seca and Road America/Atlanta with it. For some reason the skippy is the easiest car for me to drive in game...almost down to my real life lap times at Road America :toot: Installing Dirt 3 and Live For Speed this morning, thinking about Project Cars and Assetto Corsa.

corn in the fridge posted:

It's that time we've all been waiting for: whisky time
I need to try some new whiskeys, been on a rum kick lately. Did have some good bourbon and watched Gone Girl last night...WTF why did my girlfriend want to watch that with me? That is a hosed up movie.

Holdbrooks posted:

So I got a PM from MrChips today saying that I won as an answer to the sheep game question relating to a favorite project.
Your truck was the overwhelming favorite, I look forward to more bosozoku truck fun.

Deeters posted:

If ExplodingSims and 14 ever get that truck out of the cornfield, that might surpass yours as my favorite. But it would still be close.
14 is involved, even if it doesn't make it out of that field it will be a good show.

Terrible Robot
Jul 2, 2010

FRIED CHICKEN
Slippery Tilde
So I've been noticing a disturbing number of posts lately on this site where someone will say "walla, it's fixed" or some poo poo.

IT IS SPELLED loving VOILA. V O I L A

The worst part is nobody else seems to have noticed this, none of these people get called out for it.

I feel like the only sane person left.

Pham Nuwen
Oct 30, 2010



Terrible Robot posted:

So I've been noticing a disturbing number of posts lately on this site where someone will say "walla, it's fixed" or some poo poo.

IT IS SPELLED loving VOILA. V O I L A

The worst part is nobody else seems to have noticed this, none of these people get called out for it.

I feel like the only sane person left.

WALLA! is sort of a meme in the stupid lifehacks thread in PYF. Maybe it's spreading.

Throatwarbler
Nov 17, 2008

by vyelkin
I assume everyone reads every thread on the forums.

meatpimp
May 15, 2004

Psst -- Wanna buy

:) EVERYWHERE :)
some high-quality thread's DESTROYED!

:kheldragar:

Terrible Robot posted:

So I've been noticing a disturbing number of posts lately on this site where someone will say "walla, it's fixed" or some poo poo.

IT IS SPELLED loving VOILA. V O I L A

The worst part is nobody else seems to have noticed this, none of these people get called out for it.

I feel like the only sane person left.

I saw it, and it bothered me, but I didn't want to look like a dick by pointing it out. I look like a dick enough already. :D

InitialDave
Jun 14, 2007

I Want To Believe.

Terrible Robot posted:

So I've been noticing a disturbing number of posts lately on this site where someone will say "walla, it's fixed" or some poo poo.

IT IS SPELLED loving VOILA. V O I L A

The worst part is nobody else seems to have noticed this, none of these people get called out for it.

I feel like the only sane person left.
Every Brit reading this just mentally pictured Del Boy Trotter.

Gingerbread House Music
Dec 1, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Lipstick Apathy

ssjonizuka posted:

Business trip to auburn/skaneateles NY area next week. Anyone have food recommendations or the like?

Driving down? I'll take you out on your way down/back.

bolind
Jun 19, 2005



Pillbug
Maybe it's an adoption of the middle eastern "wallah"?

cakesmith handyman
Jul 22, 2007

Pip-Pip old chap! Last one in is a rotten egg what what.

1500quidporsche posted:

Any actual hot hatch model is going to command a ridiculous premium and you're likely going to need to tear out the suspension and refresh the engine anyways, so you're better off just sourcing the hot engine that somebody blew up to rebuild and then investing a little bit more in good suspension. It's going to be frustrating and costly to find an source even simple crap for something brought over from the UK for us in North America much less an engine.

Want to recreate the fun of an original 80's hot hatch? Buy a 90's/00's cheap hatch back, stuff in a larger engine from the next size up car, install a crappy exhaust and knockoff KnN filter, crash because it's a terrible car and you're a 19 year old gimp with shandy for blood and 5 mates in the back seat.

Fun fact, the GTI version of the Citroen AX had thinner panels and glass than the standard ax. Almost literal tinfoil.

iwentdoodie
Apr 29, 2005

🤗YOU'RE WELCOME🤗
Saw a guy towing a boat and his trailer lights didn't work, you couldn't see the back of his truck at all. Got next to him at a red light, and rolled my window down.

His was already down, so I just said "hey man, your trailer lights aren't working."

"Mind your own loving business dickhead."

I hope a semi rear end packs you, you gibbering loving cockwobble.

BigPaddy
Jun 30, 2008

That night we performed the rite and opened the gate.
Halfway through, I went to fix us both a coke float.
By the time I got back, he'd gone insane.
Plus, he'd left the gate open and there was evil everywhere.


InitialDave posted:

Every Brit reading this just mentally pictured Del Boy Trotter.

And the it is all pukka mate, lovely jubley.

jammyozzy
Dec 7, 2006
<img src="https://fi.somethingawful.com/customtitles/title-jammyozzy.gif"><br>Is that a challenge?

BigPaddy posted:

And the it is all pukka mate, lovely jubley.

Ahh mangetout, mangetout.

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009




owes 33k on it
semi fully loaded
2013

You can't option a fully loaded 2016 over $34,219.

mariooncrack
Dec 27, 2008
Altima guy must've bought upgraded and got a Rogue

freelop
Apr 28, 2013

Where we're going, we won't need fries to see



Terrible Robot posted:

So I've been noticing a disturbing number of posts lately on this site where someone will say "walla, it's fixed" or some poo poo.

IT IS SPELLED loving VOILA. V O I L A

The worst part is nobody else seems to have noticed this, none of these people get called out for it.

I feel like the only sane person left.

As pham said it's a meme from the life hack thread. A bunch of crap life hacks had it written on them.

It really wound me up until I saw the origin

iwentdoodie
Apr 29, 2005

🤗YOU'RE WELCOME🤗
Boiling whiskey smells so loving weird.

meatpimp
May 15, 2004

Psst -- Wanna buy

:) EVERYWHERE :)
some high-quality thread's DESTROYED!

:kheldragar:

Powershift posted:



owes 33k on it
semi fully loaded
2013

You can't option a fully loaded 2016 over $34,219.


For a Rogue? Hell, you can get an ALTIMA for that.

Phone
Jul 30, 2005

親子丼をほしい。
Yay, I caught a cold right before the weekend. Time to trip balls on Nyquil and pack.

Throatwarbler posted:

So yesterday I went and got my ZF 9 speed transmission reflashed under TSB and walla, it no longer shifts like a drunken toddler between 1-2 and 2-3! Now low speed driving is merely uneventful rather than annoying.

Chrysler is like a big friendly incompetent car making dog. making GBS threads and slobbering everywhere but who can stay mad at him? :3:

go back to recommending vws in the a/t thread

Elmnt80
Dec 30, 2012


Nah, you want robo to really trip out. Also, Boris Johnson kinda reminds me of a british version of Donald Trump.

Edit: Its probably just the terrible bleached hair and leathery skin.

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kastein
Aug 31, 2011

Moderator at http://www.ridgelineownersclub.com/forums/and soon to be mod of AI. MAKE AI GREAT AGAIN. Motronic for VP.

Throatwarbler posted:

So yesterday I went and got my ZF 9 speed transmission reflashed under TSB and walla, it no longer shifts like a drunken toddler between 1-2 and 2-3! Now low speed driving is merely uneventful rather than annoying.

Chrysler is like a big friendly incompetent car making dog. making GBS threads and slobbering everywhere but who can stay mad at him? :3:

Me @ ur BRT/post combo

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