The Jase Regal Memorial Bad Takes Thread: your a dipship

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Beef Jerky Robot: Sep 20, 2009; "And the DICK?"

flashy_mcflash posted:

It's beautiful. Mecca's been a little extra nuts lately.

what if nazis made the mac and cheese tho

this only the mac n cheese looks okay at first but then its full of nails

E: or rather its full of skull and 8-ball

# ? Jun 13, 2016 16:49

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# ? May 17, 2024 18:25

Electric Lady: Mar 21, 2010; To be victorious
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If you took car and crashed it intentionally, would that be a work for State Farm?

# ? Jun 13, 2016 16:52

flashy_mcflash: Feb 7, 2011

Beef Jerky Robot posted:

this only the mac n cheese looks okay at first but then its full of nails

E: or rather its full of skull and 8-ball

TNA mac and cheese would be hosed up in a way you'd never expect someone to gently caress up mac and cheese, like it's clumps of unmelted cheese topped with pureed pasta.

# ? Jun 13, 2016 16:59

Beef Jerky Robot: Sep 20, 2009; "And the DICK?"

TNA mac n cheese is an al snow shoot video on a used powerbook

# ? Jun 13, 2016 17:11

Gonzo McFee: Jun 19, 2010

flashy_mcflash posted:

It's beautiful. Mecca's been a little extra nuts lately.

what if nazis made the mac and cheese tho

I wouldn't trust the bacon.

# ? Jun 13, 2016 17:16

sticklefifer: Nov 11, 2003; by VideoGames

See it's funny because I have tried watching TNA before and turned it off because it was boring and bad. It's also funny because WWE isn't much better and I have plenty of criticisms about it too.

Don't you tell me how I live, Mecca.

# ? Jun 13, 2016 19:33

flashy_mcflash: Feb 7, 2011

quote:

Save.Us_BCB � 28 minutes ago
I'm gonna say this: I'm just happy to see a wrestling promotion live another day. If it weren't for TNA, I wouldn't entirely be into the industry. It opened many doors for me when I first saw them. So I'm happy they survived this weekend. Is this disappointing? Not really, The reason why is because every week, many wrestling fans have so many options to watch their favorite wrestling show. Impact is definitely my favorite. So if TNA were to go Bankrupt, you'd see up to 800k - 1mil fans have to find another wrestling show to enjoy because TNA is different from most products. But if things are difficult to keep it financially balanced, maybe it's time to get rid of the 6 Sided Ring. We could still see awesome stories, characters and see the best of the X Division but maybe it is time for TNA to let go of the 6 Sided Ring. I've heard that 6 Sided Ring costs more to build than the 4 Sided Ring.

Those extra two sides are totes dragging the company (further) into the red

Also I don't know how you turn 300-400K weekly viewers into a million.

# ? Jun 14, 2016 15:18

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flashy_mcflash posted:

Those extra two sides are totes dragging the company (further) into the red

Also I don't know how you turn 300-400K weekly viewers into a million.

+3/+7s and Chris regal repeated viewings

# ? Jun 14, 2016 15:28

Marquis de Pyro: Sep 25, 2006; Evil Prevails

flashy_mcflash posted:

Those extra two sides are totes dragging the company (further) into the red

Also I don't know how you turn 300-400K weekly viewers into a million.

Assuming that guy's username stands for 'save us beer city bruiser' he sure doesn't belong in this thread

# ? Jun 14, 2016 16:18

sticklefifer: Nov 11, 2003; by VideoGames

flashy_mcflash posted:

Those extra two sides are totes dragging the company (further) into the red

Also I don't know how you turn 300-400K weekly viewers into a million.

We just need two fewer sides.

# ? Jun 14, 2016 19:49

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sticklefifer posted:

We just need two fewer sides.

A 3-sided ring will cost even less!

# ? Jun 14, 2016 20:07

RenegadeStyle1: Jun 7, 2005; Baby Come Back

Just use 2 mattresses

# ? Jun 14, 2016 20:18

Marquis de Pyro: Sep 25, 2006; Evil Prevails

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# ? Jun 14, 2016 20:48

ThePariah: Feb 10, 2014

Backyard wrestling is TNA's future.

# ? Jun 14, 2016 21:10

TinTower: Apr 21, 2010; You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.

I foresee a lot of gimmick matches in their future. Including a lot of empty stadium matches. Or as Dixie calls it, a "TNA house show".

_{All apologies to Mick Foley}

# ? Jun 14, 2016 21:14

I Before E: Jul 2, 2012

A two sided ring that's just a barricade with a few bungee cords on it

# ? Jun 15, 2016 08:02

super macho dude: Aug 9, 2014

tna's future is just stop motion action figure matches posted on facebook

# ? Jun 15, 2016 13:53

Davros1: Jul 19, 2007; You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible

super macho dude posted:

tna's future is just stop motion action figure matches posted on facebook

Borash and Carter giving commentary of non-existent matches on a free podcast

# ? Jun 15, 2016 14:03

MassRafTer: May 26, 2001; BAEST MODE!!!

flashy_mcflash posted:

Those extra two sides are totes dragging the company (further) into the red

Also I don't know how you turn 300-400K weekly viewers into a million.

Hundreds of thousands of fans who watch streams because they don't want TNA to get ratings from them. They watch TNA every week but hate it online because it is popular to hate TNA.

# ? Jun 15, 2016 15:52

Endless Mike: Aug 13, 2003

I always love people who don't understand how ratings are even tabulated.

# ? Jun 15, 2016 15:54

Corzaa: Aug 1, 2006

Endless Mike posted:

I always love people who don't understand how ratings are even tabulated.

In the days of DVR's and WWE Networks are ratings even that reliable?

# ? Jun 16, 2016 04:52

MassRafTer: May 26, 2001; BAEST MODE!!!

Corzaa posted:

In the days of DVR's and WWE Networks are ratings even that reliable?

The WWE Network has nothing to do with ratings. DVR views before midnight are counted in same day ratings, views after are counted in later reports and are significantly less valuable (due to the ability to commercial skip.) Ratings are based off sampling and an accurate sample is better for judging a population than counting every single person.

# ? Jun 16, 2016 05:19

Defiance Industries: Jul 22, 2010; A five-star manufacturer

ThePariah posted:

Backyard wrestling is TNA's future.

Nah. Apartment wrestling. It would at least mean they get paid.

# ? Jun 16, 2016 07:43

WrasslorMonkey: Mar 5, 2012

ThePariah posted:

Backyard wrestling is TNA's future.

I mean, they literally announced a match at Hardy's house...

# ? Jun 16, 2016 08:24

Vince MechMahon: Jan 1, 2008

MassRafTer posted:

The WWE Network has nothing to do with ratings. DVR views before midnight are counted in same day ratings, views after are counted in later reports and are significantly less valuable (due to the ability to commercial skip.) Ratings are based off sampling and an accurate sample is better for judging a population than counting every single person.

That's what he's saying though. Although the WWE Network is a bad example because you can't watch stuff on the same night/as it airs. But I think Nielsen has been expanding into monitoring streaming stuff as well.

# ? Jun 17, 2016 05:23

bobkatt013: Oct 8, 2006; Youâre telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

super macho dude posted:

tna's future is just stop motion action figure matches posted on facebook

Stop motion takes time and is expensive

# ? Jun 24, 2016 00:49

corn in the bible: Jun 5, 2004; Oh no oh god it's all true!

Marquis de Pyro posted:

Assuming that guy's username stands for 'save us beer city bruiser' he sure doesn't belong in this thread

botor city bachineguns

# ? Jun 24, 2016 04:56

flashy_mcflash: Feb 7, 2011

quote:

WrestleIndia
So, they have announced CM Punk's UFC debut, I wish he gets his rear end whooped so bad that mere thought of UFC gives him nightmares and he returns to pro wrestling.

On a second thought what if TNA hire him and put him in a X-divison programme with all these current X division talent that would elevate the division to next level without much effort and he can eventually graduate to heavyweight diviaon.

Hopefully young upstart CM Punk can one day graduate to the elite TNA Heavyweight Division

# ? Jun 24, 2016 14:22

Aesop Poprock: Oct 21, 2008; Grimey Drawer

flashy_mcflash posted:

Hopefully young upstart CM Punk can one day graduate to the elite TNA Heavyweight Division

I can't think of a better description of Hell for punk than that guys idea, it's actually kind of impressive

# ? Jun 24, 2016 14:59

super macho dude: Aug 9, 2014

bobkatt013 posted:

Stop motion takes time and is expensive

Sure, This looked hella expensive to make.

e: This one has better production values than TNA's ppvs

# ? Jun 24, 2016 16:12

ShootaBoy: Jan 6, 2010; Anime is Bad.
_{Except for Pokemon, Valkyria Chronicles and 100% OJ.}

# ? Jun 25, 2016 09:30

WrasslorMonkey: Mar 5, 2012

ShootaBoy posted:

# ? Jun 25, 2016 09:48

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Have Roman sleep with all of them

# ? Jun 25, 2016 18:02

Chris James 2: Aug 9, 2012

ShootaBoy posted:

Why is this in the stupid wrestling fan opinions thread

# ? Jun 25, 2016 18:11

Junpei Hyde: Mar 15, 2013

Chris James 2 posted:

Why is this in the stupid wrestling fan opinions thread

Because cuck

# ? Jun 25, 2016 18:13

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# ? Jun 25, 2016 18:13

Marquis de Pyro: Sep 25, 2006; Evil Prevails

Roman banging Stephanie would be storyline of the year

# ? Jun 25, 2016 18:30

Gonzo McFee: Jun 19, 2010

Roman should gently caress Dean. They should be a badass gay couple that feud with jilted lover Seth Rollins.

Then they should all kiss.

# ? Jun 25, 2016 20:10

Ragnarok the Red: Jun 21, 2002

Gonzo McFee posted:

Roman should gently caress Dean. They should be a badass gay couple that feud with jilted lover Seth Rollins.

Then they should all kiss.

Belee dat, baby boy.

# ? Jun 25, 2016 20:21

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Junpei Hyde: Mar 15, 2013

Gonzo McFee posted:

Roman should gently caress Dean. They should be a badass gay couple that feud with jilted lover Seth Rollins.

Then they should all kiss.

Agreed.

# ? Jun 25, 2016 20:38

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