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jeff smisek
May 18, 2009


Minimalist Program posted:

Except now that I'm thinking more about it I am not certain whether she's understood that I'm talking about a car and not an actual jar full of cats.


e: like I don't know if this is literally how she experienced that conversation:

her: honey, the car fan is making this weird noise, like it's going "drrrr" and it sounds like a leaf's in there but I don't think it's a leaf.

me: ah well it's an old car anyway; I've been wanting to buy a cat jar for a while, whattaya say we take this as an excuse to do so?

her: good idea.

Post a your picture

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Minimalist Program
Aug 14, 2010

jeff smisek posted:

Post a your picture

It's going to happen soon.

hooah
Feb 6, 2006
WTF?
(from February 2015)

Minimalist Program posted:

I am going to post my picture in this thread extremely soon....

...You've got an interesting definition of "soon", bud.

Minimalist Program
Aug 14, 2010

hooah posted:

(from February 2015)


...You've got an interesting definition of "soon", bud.

Mod's I'm being doxxed in the pyf selfie thread.

The Schwa
Jul 1, 2008

I don't think you guys 'get' MP

Constipated
Nov 25, 2009

Gotta make that money man its still the same now
I like to imagine people are their avatars, and this thread kind of ruins that sometimes. Never post your picture MP, you are a rad dog to me, or a rad goose.

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

Minimalist Program posted:

The fan in my car started saying a weird rear end noise and I'm trying to convince the wife we should just ditch it and buy one of these and she is not entirely unconvinced:



She is right, you shouldn't get that thing.

You should get one of these:

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


hooah posted:

(from February 2015)


...You've got an interesting definition of "soon", bud.

He's so minimalist that he's actually done away with a corporeal form and thus cannot even take a selfie; sad, but true

Minimalist Program
Aug 14, 2010

RFC2324 posted:

She is right, you shouldn't get that thing.

You should get one of these:


Haha man I wish.

The Locator
Sep 12, 2004

Out here, everything hurts.





RFC2324 posted:

She is right, you shouldn't get that thing.

You should get one of these:


The specific model you need to get - GT350R. :v:

Minimalist Program
Aug 14, 2010

The Locator posted:

The specific model you need to get - GT350R. :v:

yeahhh that's a $150k+ car here.

LITERALLY A BIRD
Sep 27, 2008

I knew you were trouble
when you flew in

mustangs :swoon:

also

The Schwa posted:

I don't think you guys 'get' MP

Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land




Constipated posted:

I like to imagine people are their avatars, and this thread kind of ruins that sometimes. Never post your picture MP, you are a rad dog to me, or a rad goose.

If I was my avatar, uh

Anagram of GINGER
Oct 3, 2014

by Smythe

DOOP posted:

If I was my avatar, uh

Banged In My Butt by a Dark Arts Master

Minimalist Program
Aug 14, 2010

Elsa posted:

Banged In My Butt by a Dark Arts Master

Beautiful hair, you have.

hooah
Feb 6, 2006
WTF?

The Schwa posted:

I don't think you guys 'get' MP

Guilty as charged.

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

Minimalist Program posted:

yeahhh that's a $150k+ car here.

No it isn't. Sticker price is under 70k.

Minimalist Program
Aug 14, 2010

RFC2324 posted:

No it isn't. Sticker price is under 70k.

There's a 180% car registration tax here.

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

jeff smisek posted:

Post a your picture

ok

jeff smisek
May 18, 2009


Wanna wrap myself up in those sweaty rolls and pretend im birthing from a whale's vagina

jeff smisek
May 18, 2009


Awww yeaaahhh

HiroProtagonist
May 7, 2007

REALLY???

Anagram of GINGER
Oct 3, 2014

by Smythe

winner of the June 2016 PYF Selfie Make It Clap contest

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


jeff smisek posted:

Wanna wrap myself up in those sweaty rolls and pretend im birthing from a whale's vagina

:corrupt:

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

What I see when I look in the mirror.


jeff smisek posted:

Wanna wrap myself up in those sweaty rolls and pretend im birthing from a whale's vagina

jeff smisek posted:

Awww yeaaahhh

:allears: You're awesome.

LITERALLY A BIRD
Sep 27, 2008

I knew you were trouble
when you flew in


you wanna go buddy??

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418


I see i would be better off posting pics of my cars than of myself .

Ouch. I thought you were American, and could get horribly fun, wasteful vehicles cheap.

RC Cola
Aug 1, 2011

Dovie'andi se tovya sagain
I'm at a wedding and am a dance master. Why am I on SA? Because I'm peeing and typing as I pee. My pee is running out and is now over bye

Anagram of GINGER
Oct 3, 2014

by Smythe

RC Cola posted:

I'm at a wedding and am a dance master. Why am I on SA? Because I'm peeing and typing as I pee. My pee is running out and is now over bye

you had time to snap a selfie :negative:

Sweet As Sin
May 8, 2007

Hee-ho!!!

Grimey Drawer
I take a lot of selfies but never upload them anywhere... until now

I had to go to a family thing and I felt very hungover all day, even though I haven't had alcohol for weeks



(no seatbelt because I just got into the car there and I liked my reflection)

Mocking Bird
Aug 17, 2011

Sweet As Sin posted:

I take a lot of selfies but never upload them anywhere... until now

I had to go to a family thing and I felt very hungover all day, even though I haven't had alcohol for weeks



(no seatbelt because I just got into the car there and I liked my reflection)

This is a very tough cute expression and as always I think you are very pretty :neckbeard:

Sweet As Sin
May 8, 2007

Hee-ho!!!

Grimey Drawer
Thank you, you are too :kimchi:

I like the term tough cute, it's the first time I've seen it!

RC Cola
Aug 1, 2011

Dovie'andi se tovya sagain

Elsa posted:

you had time to snap a selfie :negative:

I have many photos but I don't know how to upload things from my phone to the forums and make them a reasonable size.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
I assert myself as tough cute.

The Locator
Sep 12, 2004

Out here, everything hurts.






:stare: holy poo poo!

At least it just got reduced to 150% :v:

Sweet As Sin posted:

I take a lot of selfies but never upload them anywhere... until now

I had to go to a family thing and I felt very hungover all day, even though I haven't had alcohol for weeks



(no seatbelt because I just got into the car there and I liked my reflection)

:swoon:

DJ Fuckboy Supreme
Feb 10, 2011

And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill

Sweet As Sin posted:

I take a lot of selfies but never upload them anywhere... until now

I had to go to a family thing and I felt very hungover all day, even though I haven't had alcohol for weeks



(no seatbelt because I just got into the car there and I liked my reflection)

Welcome, friend, to the No Smile Club. Looking good and grim.

Mocking Bird
Aug 17, 2011

NotAnArtist posted:

Welcome, friend, to the No Smile Club. Looking good and grim.

What about those of us that look friendly and approachable and like everyone's nice cousin even when we are not smiling and expressionless :(

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Mocking Bird posted:

What about those of us that look friendly and approachable and like everyone's nice cousin even when we are not smiling and expressionless :(



Your eyes are smiling, that's cheating.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Mocking Bird posted:

What about those of us that look friendly and approachable and like everyone's nice cousin even when we are not smiling and expressionless :(



You look like a person I would have a wonderful time having a drunken conversation at a shared Christmas party.

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DJ Fuckboy Supreme
Feb 10, 2011

And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill

Mocking Bird posted:

What about those of us that look friendly and approachable and like everyone's nice cousin even when we are not smiling and expressionless :(

A neck tattoo would certainly help detract from approachability.

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