- misty mountaintop
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by Hand Knit
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Please, mom, let's keep business and family separate, ok?
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Jun 25, 2016 21:46
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Apr 28, 2024 21:01
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- misty mountaintop
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by Hand Knit
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This shouldn't be that hard.
You're my mom when: I call to ask you for your cookie recipes
You're my dealer when: I call to ask you if you up
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Jun 25, 2016 21:49
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- misty mountaintop
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by Hand Knit
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You're my dealer when: you expect me to have a 20 minute conversation about how Obama is a lizardman before you get me my ounce.
You're my mom when: you expect me to have a 20 minute conversation about how Obama is a Kenyan before you get out my high school yearbook and point at people and ask me what they're doing now
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Jun 25, 2016 21:56
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- misty mountaintop
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by Hand Knit
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Dealer: This poo poo is primo, uncut. 250 for an 8ball.
Me: but moooooooooom, Cindy's parents give her 8balls for 90 bucks!
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Jun 25, 2016 22:05
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- Macnult
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dealer: you should call more
me: you told me you were going to call me back in 10 minutes though?
dealer: I know I know, but it would nice if you tried to keep in touch more often
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Jun 26, 2016 00:47
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- misty mountaintop
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by Hand Knit
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dealer: you should call more
me: you told me you were going to call me back in 10 minutes though?
dealer: I know I know, but it would nice if you tried to keep in touch more often
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Jun 26, 2016 00:55
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- playground tough
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woof
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Jun 26, 2016 02:35
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- devil
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Somebody fucked around with this message at 02:50 on Jun 26, 2016
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Jun 26, 2016 02:48
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- devil
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You grossed out by butts Fluffie?
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Jun 26, 2016 03:01
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- FluffieDuckie
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Devil I deleted your post instead of probing you for threadshitting. Please stop
Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!
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Jun 26, 2016 03:06
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- devil
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I don't see why a text description of a butt elicits such a reaction from you.... Butt problems IRL?
(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Jun 26, 2016 03:10
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- Absurd Alhazred
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by Athanatos
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Play her this, OP:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HlRS8YenOi0
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Jun 26, 2016 03:52
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- MrWillsauce
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a mom with weed is a mom indeed
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Jun 26, 2016 07:49
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- Darkman Fanpage
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mom is the lady from weeds
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Jun 27, 2016 05:04
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- MrWillsauce
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ahh, weed. just like mom used to make
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Jun 27, 2016 06:03
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- Absurd Alhazred
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by Athanatos
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A Weedishe Mame,
Es gibt nisht besser oif der velt...
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Jun 27, 2016 06:04
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- misty mountaintop
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by Hand Knit
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ahh, weed. just like mom used to make
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Jun 27, 2016 08:59
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- Slush Garbo
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FALSE SLACK
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BETTER
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NO SLACK
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everytime i go to my dealers house they make all this food and pull a big guilt trip if i dont eat so now i learned to just go hungry
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Jun 27, 2016 21:02
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- lmbo calrissian
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i'm into fashion
men are my passion
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mommy's gonna blow your mind
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Jun 27, 2016 21:53
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Mom: [kicks in bedroom door] Listen you gently caress, you had two weeks to pay what you owe. Did you think you could hide from us?
Me: listen, mom, I was going to pay..uh...I just...had to pay for my senior pictures. I swear, just give me one more week.
Mom: Save your breath. I'm afraid it's too late. I wish I could help you, but then I'd have to help all your siblings. It's not about money any more. Dad, give him to the gutters.
Me: [being dragged out of my room, screaming] No anything but that. please, I swear I'll pay..nooooo.
Mom: and after that, just because I'm feeling so nice...*puts out cigarette on my gaming laptop*...take him to see granny.. in the nursing home...for the entire Saturday.
Me: Nooooooooo!
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Jun 28, 2016 01:22
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Mom: [kicks in bedroom door] Listen you gently caress, you had two weeks to pay what you owe. Did you think you could hide from us?
Me: listen, mom, I was going to pay..uh...I just...had to pay for my senior pictures. I swear, just give me one more week.
Mom: Save your breath. I'm afraid it's too late. I wish I could help you, but then I'd have to help all your siblings. It's not about money any more. Dad, give him to the gutters.
Me: [being dragged out of my room, screaming] No anything but that. please, I swear I'll pay..nooooo.
Mom: and after that, just because I'm feeling so nice...*puts out cigarette on my gaming laptop*...take him to see granny.. in the nursing home...for the entire Saturday.
Me: Nooooooooo!
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Jun 28, 2016 03:42
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Mom: [kicks in bedroom door] Listen you gently caress, you had two weeks to pay what you owe. Did you think you could hide from us?
Me: listen, mom, I was going to pay..uh...I just...had to pay for my senior pictures. I swear, just give me one more week.
Mom: Save your breath. I'm afraid it's too late. I wish I could help you, but then I'd have to help all your siblings. It's not about money any more. Dad, give him to the gutters.
Me: [being dragged out of my room, screaming] No anything but that. please, I swear I'll pay..nooooo.
Mom: and after that, just because I'm feeling so nice...*puts out cigarette on my gaming laptop*...take him to see granny.. in the nursing home...for the entire Saturday.
Me: Nooooooooo!
Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!
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Jun 28, 2016 04:39
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by Athanatos
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listen mister, I brought you into this world and... huh, woah, that's kinda trippy when you think about it....
Imagine giving birth...
ON WEED!
Woah!
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Jun 30, 2016 04:32
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dealer: you should call more
me: you told me you were going to call me back in 10 minutes though?
dealer: I know I know, but it would nice if you tried to keep in touch more often
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Jun 30, 2016 12:36
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Chill Berserker Dude
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Mom: [kicks in bedroom door] Listen you gently caress, you had two weeks to pay what you owe. Did you think you could hide from us?
Me: listen, mom, I was going to pay..uh...I just...had to pay for my senior pictures. I swear, just give me one more week.
Mom: Save your breath. I'm afraid it's too late. I wish I could help you, but then I'd have to help all your siblings. It's not about money any more. Dad, give him to the gutters.
Me: [being dragged out of my room, screaming] No anything but that. please, I swear I'll pay..nooooo.
Mom: and after that, just because I'm feeling so nice...*puts out cigarette on my gaming laptop*...take him to see granny.. in the nursing home...for the entire Saturday.
Me: Nooooooooo!
 <3  <3 Vanisher
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Jun 30, 2016 16:39
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OK, I can meet you at Hamilton middle school, 2:37 PM sharp. Park a couple blocks up the street, a lot of cool kids patrol the area. And for the love of God don't call me "Snugglemuffin" when I walk up to the van this time.
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Jun 30, 2016 16:57
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- misty mountaintop
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by Hand Knit
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Mom, no, it doesn't make it "more exciting" when I don't know if these are regular brownies or special brownies.
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Jun 30, 2016 17:03
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- MrWillsauce
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lol my grandma pulls the same poo poo
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Jul 1, 2016 03:34
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- Slush Garbo
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FALSE SLACK
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its better than when my mom wants me to call her dealer 
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Jul 2, 2016 03:57
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- MrWillsauce
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I wish my mom wanted me to call her mom
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Jul 2, 2016 04:08
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- Cinderful
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In my new sitcom a BYOB poster lives with his parents. Mom is a dealer and dad is a DEA agent.
I would watch this
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- the unabonger
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lol
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Jun 25, 2016 21:46
:mama ganja, where will i go when i die?
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