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GameCube: Nov 21, 2006

emoji posted:

Alfred and/or Hammerspoon.

in like 2004 i chose quicksilver over alfred because quicksilver had a cool translucent bezel while alfred had a stupid hat.

# ? Jun 26, 2016 00:27

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# ? May 29, 2024 23:32

GameCube: Nov 21, 2006

or was that butler. wow. #YosposThrowback

# ? Jun 26, 2016 00:44

triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

just use spotlight

# ? Jun 26, 2016 00:45

Cybernetic Vermin: Apr 18, 2005

Linguica posted:

im all the CJ poo poo in the taskbar or whatever they call it on mac

well *im* all the multiple-instances-of-two-rows-of-text-where-there-is-clearly-room-for-only-one-part-of-same-mister-grabby

# ? Jun 26, 2016 01:18

maniacdevnull: Apr 18, 2007; FOUR CUBIC FRAMES
DISPROVES SOFT G GOD
YOU ARE EDUCATED STUPID

DuckConference posted:

since apple has stopped selling screens and has told people "go buy a dell monitor or something" is that pretty much confirmation that the mac mini and mac pro will be left to rot?

lol, "will"

# ? Jun 26, 2016 19:10

Shaggar: Apr 26, 2006

trash pro was doa and I didn't think anyone actually bought mac minis aside from ios developers who probably never gave a gently caress about overpriced apple screens and just wanted the cheapest mac possible

# ? Jun 26, 2016 19:14

Asymmetric POSTer: Aug 17, 2005

Shaggar posted:

trash pro was doa and I didn't think anyone actually bought mac minis aside from ios developers who probably never gave a gently caress about overpriced apple screens and just wanted the cheapest mac possible

minis own

trash pro is trash

# ? Jun 26, 2016 19:20

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

# ? Jun 26, 2016 19:23

Sagebrush: Feb 26, 2012

omg

# ? Jun 26, 2016 19:25

Asymmetric POSTer: Aug 17, 2005

infernal machines posted:

lmao

# ? Jun 26, 2016 19:28

Juul-Whip: Mar 10, 2008

the original sales pitch for the mini was that you'd save money by bringing your own monitor and it was shown hooked up to a black plastic no-name-brand LCD. so no they're not gonna stop making those

# ? Jun 26, 2016 19:31

maniacdevnull: Apr 18, 2007; FOUR CUBIC FRAMES
DISPROVES SOFT G GOD
YOU ARE EDUCATED STUPID

infernal machines posted:

marvelous. magical. a triumph.

# ? Jun 26, 2016 19:38

echinopsis: Apr 13, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

mini ain't a bad idea

# ? Jun 26, 2016 20:53

PleasureKevin: Jan 2, 2011

infernal machines posted:

daddy

# ? Jun 26, 2016 21:17

Smythe: Oct 12, 2003

infernal machines posted:

you ever see the "2 toilets" meme on this forum? hehe

# ? Jun 26, 2016 21:22

Smythe: Oct 12, 2003

zen death robot posted:

my wife has a mini (the car)

Nice humblebrag.

# ? Jun 26, 2016 21:23

PleasureKevin: Jan 2, 2011

one of the most powerful super computers in the world used to be a cluster of aluminium Mac Pros with fibre cards in them.

there's also a bunch of Mac Mini colocation companies so you can run Mac Mini servers remotely for whatever reason.

i guess some people like macOS server.

# ? Jun 26, 2016 21:23

PleasureKevin: Jan 2, 2011

for a time Apple was the only OEMs selling a dual-CPU desktop, so if your institution needed that and needed it to have OEM support then it was the only option

# ? Jun 26, 2016 21:26

Smythe: Oct 12, 2003

PleasureKevin posted:

for a time Apple was the only OEMs selling a dual-CPU desktop, so if your institution needed that and needed it to have OEM support then it was the only option

Yea bitch, and there was a time I was getting laid on the regular. Doesn't mean a drat thing now and nobody gives a gently caress. Try again.

# ? Jun 26, 2016 21:31

Blue Train: Jun 17, 2012

Smythe posted:

Yea bitch, and there was a time I was getting laid on the regular. Doesn't mean a drat thing now and nobody gives a gently caress. Try again.

# ? Jun 26, 2016 21:42

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

PleasureKevin posted:

for a time Apple was the only OEMs selling a dual-CPU desktop, so if your institution needed that and needed it to have OEM support then it was the only option

er what time was that?

# ? Jun 26, 2016 21:47

PleasureKevin: Jan 2, 2011

some time between the introduction of the dual core Mac Pro and the discontinuation of the dual core Mac Pro

# ? Jun 26, 2016 21:50

Asymmetric POSTer: Aug 17, 2005

Smythe posted:

Yea bitch, and there was a time I was getting laid on the regular. Doesn't mean a drat thing now and nobody gives a gently caress. Try again.

# ? Jun 26, 2016 21:55

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

dell has had dual-cpu "precision" line workstations for every intel cpu generation from the pentium II to now

iirc they had a pentium pro dualie too, but i don't know what it was called

# ? Jun 26, 2016 21:55

triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

Smythe posted:

Yea bitch, and there was a time I was getting laid on the regular. Doesn't mean a drat thing now and nobody gives a gently caress. Try again.

# ? Jun 26, 2016 23:49

Moo Cowabunga: Jun 15, 2009; [Office Worker.

infernal machines posted:

needs the eye pop animation

# ? Jun 27, 2016 07:08

Last Chance: Dec 31, 2004

Smythe posted:

Nice humblebrag.

# ? Jun 27, 2016 07:15

Joe 30330: Dec 20, 2007; "We have this notion that if you're poor, you cannot do it. Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids."

As the audience reluctantly began to applaud during the silence, Biden tried to fix his remarks.

"Wealthy kids, black kids, Asian kids -- no, I really mean it." Biden said.

Lmao more iphone 7 leaks with shittier camera bump, still no headphone jack, "dual speakers" that fire downward (fail) and they moved the bra lines toward the edges. This company cannot innovate, if Steve were alive, etc

# ? Jun 27, 2016 07:51

ahmeni: May 1, 2005; It's one continuous form where hardware and software function in perfect unison, creating a new generation of iPhone that's better by any measure.; Grimey Drawer

PleasureKevin posted:

one of the most powerful super computers in the world used to be a cluster of aluminium Mac Pros with fibre cards in them.

there's also a bunch of Mac Mini colocation companies so you can run Mac Mini servers remotely for whatever reason.

i guess some people like macOS server.

for building iOS apps remotely you hipster chuckle gently caress

# ? Jun 27, 2016 09:28

Dodoman: Feb 26, 2009; A moment of laxity
A lifetime of regret; Lipstick Apathy

Smythe posted:

Yea bitch, and there was a time I was getting laid on the regular. Doesn't mean a drat thing now and nobody gives a gently caress. Try again.

# ? Jun 27, 2016 09:46

Cybernetic Vermin: Apr 18, 2005

have a hard time imagining that hp didn't have at least one dual-socket workstation on offer at every point also, you can certainly buy rather ridiculously speced machines from them now

# ? Jun 27, 2016 10:45

GameCube: Nov 21, 2006

i hope they make the iphone se forever

# ? Jun 27, 2016 15:20

Athletic Footjob: Sep 24, 2005; Grimey Drawer

the year is 4012. world war vi has been raging for over two centuries now. mankind's arsenal consists of rocks and iPhone SEs which they won't stop loving making what the gently caress

# ? Jun 27, 2016 17:29

crusader_complex: Jun 4, 2012

infernal machines posted:

there it is. two of your computer cylinders would go right here in this rack. ok. let me show you the next location in which we would install two of your cylinders.

# ? Jun 27, 2016 23:44

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

i'm the 4u chassis that needs an additional 2u of clearance if you want to connect anything

# ? Jun 27, 2016 23:46

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

e.g. fat and stupid

# ? Jun 27, 2016 23:46