Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Post
  • Reply
Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer

nsaP posted:

5 thousand dollar piece of poo poo pit bikes god damnit poo poo

Preach it.

From what I can tell based on the last motorcycle meet i went to, all the dorks riding on rusty tuned mopeds switched over to groms. I saw a lone mosquito fleet dude across the street from a pack of farkled up groms, then saw them ride by and pop their little baby wheelies on the way out.

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Linedance posted:

They're $3000 CAD brand new from Honda. That's like $2300 USD. Who the hell is charging, and paying, $5000 USD for a Grom?

Idiots. Groms MSRP at ~3k USD.

A MIRACLE
Sep 17, 2007

All right. It's Saturday night; I have no date, a two-liter bottle of Shasta and my all-Rush mix-tape... Let's rock.

I think they're like 3200 msrp in the states

A MIRACLE
Sep 17, 2007

All right. It's Saturday night; I have no date, a two-liter bottle of Shasta and my all-Rush mix-tape... Let's rock.

I've been going out of my life way to ride twisty roads lately instead of just commuting and stuff.

Going downhill on a tight, twisty canyon is freaking scary. Talking about Balcom canyon road and the 150 in Ventura county if anyone is familiar.

Frozen Pizza Party
Dec 13, 2005

A MIRACLE posted:

I've been going out of my life way to ride twisty roads lately instead of just commuting and stuff.

Going downhill on a tight, twisty canyon is freaking scary. Talking about Balcom canyon road and the 150 in Ventura county if anyone is familiar.

You should come south a bit and to Tuna canyon in malibu. It's that downhill canyon road, but it's one way so you don't have to worry about not taking a good line :D

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hTsVboHJrd8

A MIRACLE
Sep 17, 2007

All right. It's Saturday night; I have no date, a two-liter bottle of Shasta and my all-Rush mix-tape... Let's rock.

I'm down. I commute the 1 all the time to Santa Monica so it's not crazy out of the way for me. I've used Topanga canyon off the 101 when google tells me to.

My main thing is I don't trust my brakes? Idk how to rectify that. I also think I might have some leftover yips from crashing a bicycle downhill doing like 30... multiple times. not ready to do that on a 400lb yamaha

Slavvy
Dec 11, 2012

A MIRACLE posted:

I'm down. I commute the 1 all the time to Santa Monica so it's not crazy out of the way for me. I've used Topanga canyon off the 101 when google tells me to.

My main thing is I don't trust my brakes? Idk how to rectify that. I also think I might have some leftover yips from crashing a bicycle downhill doing like 30... multiple times. not ready to do that on a 400lb yamaha

Your 400lb yamaha can stop a gently caress of a lot harder than a pushbike dude.

nsaP
May 4, 2004

alright?

Linedance posted:

They're $3000 CAD brand new from Honda. That's like $2300 USD. Who the hell is charging, and paying, $5000 USD for a Grom?

You're right it wasn't 5k, it was 4k. They were like 3200 but when they came out people were paying like 4k OTD. The ones that hit 5k would need a few of the stupid mods.

There were dudes on craigslist a few months after they came out that were upside down on them and realizing they had paid out the rear end for a pit bike.

abigserve
Sep 13, 2009

this is a better avatar than what I had before
I always thought a grom fulfils the hooligan fantasy of supermotos but in a more accessible package for people that want to whoolie around parking lots but I really don't get paying real money for something like that.

Carth Dookie
Jan 28, 2013

I'd buy one second hand, and thrash the poo poo out of it, paint it home made urban camo colours and make it as obnoxious as possible and not give a single gently caress.

Buy one new? No.

Honestly its no worse than the billion crappy scooters you see everywhere.


But then I'd like to get a Honda CT70 so I can ride to work and then just put it under my desk so I might be a corner case. :shrug:

Carth Dookie fucked around with this message at 12:09 on Jun 25, 2016

nsaP
May 4, 2004

alright?
Also I might also be biased because I am fairly tall. A tall hippy. I 'sat' on one like 3 years ago at Indy when they first came out and...well I'll let you judge their size.




I could ride it but I'd have to sit on the passenger part. Maybe that's why I hate them cause I could never 'hoon' em.

Beve Stuscemi
Jun 6, 2001




Groms make a lot more sense if you think of them as beefy scooters with manual transmissions rather than tiny motorcycles. They're geared way more towards scooter-type riding than the riding you would do on a full size bike.

Once you realize you can have the benefits of a scooter AND a clutch and manual transmission they get a lot cooler. But yeah, comparing them to a cbr600 doesn't make sense, and you sort of have to be in the demographic that wants the benefits of a scooter.

This is coming from someone who owns an RV90 and an elite 250 though so I'm like the main grom target demo.

M42
Nov 12, 2012


Meanwhile

Beve Stuscemi
Jun 6, 2001




Your sv must feel like a H2R with you on it

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

M42 posted:

Meanwhile



What do you use for ballast?

M42
Nov 12, 2012


My huge balls

TheFonz
Aug 3, 2002

<3

M42 posted:

Meanwhile



Look at that little guy!

And the Grom!

Nitrox
Jul 5, 2002
Grom would probably be the best MSF bike. So easy to balance, so easy to flick.

Fishvilla
Apr 11, 2011

THE SHAGMISTRESS






Nitrox posted:

Grom would probably be the best MSF bike. So easy to balance, so easy to flick.

Our MSF course had two Groms available, and the people who rode them loved it. It was also nice to have them available for shorter riders.

Z3n
Jul 21, 2007

I think the point is Z3n is a space cowboy on the edge of a frontier unknown to man, he's out there pushing the limits, trail braking into the abyss. Finding out where the edge of the razor is, turning to face the darkness and revving his 690 into it's vast gaze. You gotta live this to learn it bro.

M42 posted:

My huge balls

nods

I'm in the same boat as nsap though, gotta sit on the passenger seat if I'm gonna ride the thing. Didn't realize initially that is what I was doing when I took it out for a spin, so...yeah.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

M42 posted:

My huge balls

:master:

Beve Stuscemi
Jun 6, 2001




Chichevache posted:

What do you use for ballast?




M42 posted:

My huge balls

Beve Stuscemi fucked around with this message at 19:23 on Jun 25, 2016

Finger Prince
Jan 5, 2007


Jim Silly-Balls posted:

Groms make a lot more sense if you think of them as beefy scooters with manual transmissions rather than tiny motorcycles. They're geared way more towards scooter-type riding than the riding you would do on a full size bike.

Once you realize you can have the benefits of a scooter AND a clutch and manual transmission they get a lot cooler. But yeah, comparing them to a cbr600 doesn't make sense, and you sort of have to be in the demographic that wants the benefits of a scooter.

This is coming from someone who owns an RV90 and an elite 250 though so I'm like the main grom target demo.

What I don't get is why the tw200 is considered a legit small starter bike for cities and the grom is considered a joke bike for idiots. Or am I misinformed and they're both joke bikes for idiots?

Rev. Dr. Moses P. Lester
Oct 3, 2000

Chichevache posted:

The only bikes I hate have more than 2 wheels.
So you like Buell Blasts?

Beve Stuscemi
Jun 6, 2001




My best guess is that the tw is a dual sport and can be used off-road, and so falls higher up on the "CA scale of utilitarianism", than the grom which is street oriented only.

Really though it's just cool to hate on the grom right now.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Rev. Dr. Moses P. Lester posted:

So you like Buell Blasts?

I do not have hate in my heart for any bike.

captainOrbital
Jan 23, 2003

Wrathchild!
💢🧒

Jim Silly-Balls posted:

Really though it's just cool to hate on the grom right now.

Not for me. I still like it despite what local rednecks say. You can usually find a few by-owner examples on CL for $3k or less.

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



Motorcycle discussion: I'm currently escorting TapTheForwardAssist back from his tdub purchase, and my question is, if I "accidentally" run him over with my car, will there be much damage to the bike?

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



Follow up question: can a TW200 fit in the trunk of a Mazda 6?

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.
Question for you! Why not just leave the crap behind and ride the bike home?

Slavvy
Dec 11, 2012

Jim Silly-Balls posted:

My best guess is that the tw is a dual sport and can be used off-road, and so falls higher up on the "CA scale of utilitarianism", than the grom which is street oriented only.

Really though it's just cool to hate on the grom right now.

The TW200 is also substantially larger than a grom and nears actual-bike scale.

builds character
Jan 16, 2008

Keep at it.

Jim Silly-Balls posted:

My best guess is that the tw is a dual sport and can be used off-road, and so falls higher up on the "CA scale of utilitarianism", than the grom which is street oriented only.

Really though it's just cool to hate on the grom right now.

TW200 is 200ccs vs 125 for the grom. It's also from 1935 and costs $1500 used vs "bro, I put in 7k in mods so you're getting the bike for free lol" used. But yeah, the grom is great. Just not as great as the tw200.

Foxtrot_13
Oct 31, 2013
Ask me about my love of genocide denial!

Linedance posted:

What I don't get is why the tw200 is considered a legit small starter bike for cities and the grom is considered a joke bike for idiots. Or am I misinformed and they're both joke bikes for idiots?

Because the IQ the the bike hive mind is the IQ of it's stupidest member divided by the number in the group.

Verge
Nov 26, 2014

Where do you live? Do you have normal amenities, like a fridge and white skin?

Foxtrot_13 posted:

Because the IQ the the bike hive mind is the IQ of it's stupidest member divided by the number in the group.

ATGATT!!!

nsaP
May 4, 2004

alright?

Foxtrot_13 posted:

Because the IQ the the bike hive mind is the IQ of it's stupidest member divided by the number in the group.

So what is your IQ?

Verge
Nov 26, 2014

Where do you live? Do you have normal amenities, like a fridge and white skin?

nsaP posted:

So what is your IQ?

savage

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Foxtrot_13 posted:

Because the IQ the the bike hive mind is the IQ of it's stupidest member divided by the number in the group.

This is why I'm big on wearing an expensive helmet.

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



Fun Shoe

Chichevache posted:

This is why I'm big on wearing an expensive helmet.

Same reason why people buy fancy toilets?

builds character
Jan 16, 2008

Keep at it.

cursedshitbox posted:

Same reason why people buy fancy toilets?

Jesus Christ.

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



All bidets all the time

  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
  • Post
  • Reply