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ArbitraryC posted:not that I don't think he's a huge retard too but getting knocked up by a random dude very very very very very very seldom works out for women in the us and she also made a pretty dumb hormone based decision that she likely already regrets. sure the dude got supreme cucked but he's basicaly not gonna have to live with that while she will They're Canadian you illiterate fuckpuppet
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pr0p posted:When Canadians cheat on each other do they only kiss?? Or triple anal.
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pr0p posted:When Canadians cheat on each other do they only kiss?? 
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RFC2324 posted:Well, one major flaw in your post is the fact that she isn't IN the US, she is in Canadia. I sincerely hope it's easier for single moms in Canada.
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Jun 27, 2016 00:59
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Bored posted:Damnit. I can't read the comments since I'm on my phone. I finally got myself to skim the end with the separation ceremony and the birth of her child. I'm thinking the lady might also be a jerk, too, you guys. Why the gently caress else would she continue dealing with his self important bullshit?
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:I like that he lives in an Igloo eskimo brothers is a good concept
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LethalGeek posted:My GF said the same after reading this and wanting to punch the dude in the face. He's the biggest cock up ever but something can't be right with her either. I mean the burning man/miscarriage thing alone would have cause every woman I remotely know to end the relationship. He had some money. She married his small amount of money. Which she kept half of plus a house, plus a virile young yoga daddy
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ArbitraryC posted:Fair enough, sorry people got so upset at me pointing out things are awful for single mothers in the US. My dad died when I was quite young so I know it's a hard struggle, I wasn't trying to make a joke just speaking about the harsh reality of the situation. What a unique and terrible situation that I am sure no other goons share with you! Also, she isn't single, she married mr super sperm yoga man. Try reading some poo poo sometime, you might like it.
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LethalGeek posted:My GF said the same after reading this and wanting to punch the dude in the face. He's the biggest cock up ever but something can't be right with her either. I mean the burning man/miscarriage thing alone would have cause every woman I remotely know to end the relationship. if you have a child with a man who runs new age healing workshops youre already in outer space so why ask questions
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ArbitraryC posted:Fair enough, sorry people got so upset at me pointing out things are awful for single mothers in the US. My dad died when I was quite young so I know it's a hard struggle, I wasn't trying to make a joke just speaking about the harsh reality of the situation. IlliterateC
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RFC2324 posted:What a unique and terrible situation that I am sure no other goons share with you! Judging by the article he doesn't look too involved, it's a bummer all around and bad decisions made by everyone.
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The more I ruminate on this, the more I realize that polyamory is the millennial excuse for "we don't love each other anymore but can't admit it" and "they cheated on me but I'm too whipped to cut them from my life".
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ArbitraryC posted:Judging by the article he doesn't look too involved, it's a bummer all around and bad decisions made by everyone. lol god i hate you
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Rime posted:The more I ruminate on this, the more I realize that polyamory is the millennial excuse for "we don't love each other anymore but can't admit it" and "they cheated on me but I'm too whipped to cut them from my life". yeah people are coming up with all this dumb bullshit when the answer is really simple
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im gaye posted:lol god i hate you Do you honestly think sidepiece who couldn't even handle his new gf talking with her ex is gonna be a dependable adult in the situation?
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Rime posted:The more I ruminate on this, the more I realize that polyamory is the millennial excuse for "we don't love each other anymore but can't admit it" and "they cheated on me but I'm too whipped to cut them from my life". Edit: and I'm a short pale nerd who wasn't in great shape or something back then
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ArbitraryC posted:Do you honestly think sidepiece who couldn't even handle his new gf talking with her ex is gonna be a dependable adult in the situation? im gaye posted:lol god i hate you
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RE: Heroes vs. Villians. Cam'ron the Yogi is the Hero, wife is the fair maiden, and Ian is the Villian for writing such a lovely story and for being a big tooter. You can just tell he love the smell of he own toots, lol.
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im gaye posted:lol god i hate you ArbitraryC posted:Judging by the article he doesn't look too involved, it's a bummer all around and bad decisions made by everyone.
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LethalGeek posted:What kills me is in my 20s I didn't want to date for a while so when I met women I'd straight up tell them not looking for commitment, marriage, kids, any of it I just wanna hang out and gently caress. Lots of them were like cool lets go and didn't care what I was doing on my other nights with other people. Why do some people have to make this super complicated? i'm in that situation now and it seems like it would be super weird to work backwards from monogamy to it. although this guy makes me want to find jesus and get married again because holy poo poo what an indictment of non-monogamy
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dethkon posted:RE: Heroes vs. Villians. Cam'ron the Yogi is the Hero, wife is the fair maiden, and Ian is the Villian for writing such a lovely story and for being a big tooter. You can just tell he love the smell of he own toots, lol. It's early February and I think of her with Valentines on the lips and hearts of all those I pass in the street. My world is shattered when flatus emerges from my butthole. I cannot help but breath deep, eating my fart like a creature of myth and legend. I may never be understood, but I can seek to understand. I know that she is finding her own peace, and farting her own farts with him, and I must find happiness in her happiness. Another squeaker emerges from my pooper, and I open my mouth to taste the stink.
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etalian posted:eskimo brothers is a good concept See you at the e.b.d.b.bnb
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Zombie Boat posted:See you at the e.b.d.b.bnb did you just ask him out?
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:did you just ask him out? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ApSY_qjgrY
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yeah I'm being unrealistic in assuming the sub year relationship into kids is gonna work out well, my bad, I'm sure she and her children have nothing but rainbows and sunshine to look forwards to and there will be no hardship at all for this situation, it's just gonna work out happy ever after. In fact, everyone should have kids within half a year of meeting someone and the world would do better for it.
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ArbitraryC posted:yeah I'm being unrealistic in assuming the sub year relationship into kids is gonna work out well, my bad, I'm sure she and her children have nothing but rainbows and sunshine to look forwards to and there will be no hardship at all for this situation, it's just gonna work out happy ever after. In fact, everyone should have kids within half a year of meeting someone and the world would do better for it. are you 10
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Hellsau posted:ArbC is like the least fun person on these forums, and that's pretty goddamn astonishing.
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Steve at work just got the last bagel as I arrived. Cue: a pang of agony stabbing through what's left of me in this brutal world of nonospheres and post-digital decompositions. Cue: me sorrowfully making a rye and kale sandwich for lunch. I grip my copy of Open Relationships for beginners a little tighter. My wife and I will be having a tough conversation tonight, but what else are two dreamers to do on this path of life? Ed note: technically I gripped my iPad mini tighter since thats how I disrupt the written word
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Otisburg posted:It's early February and I think of her with Valentines on the lips and hearts of all those I pass in the street. My world is shattered when flatus emerges from my butthole. I cannot help but breath deep, eating my fart like a creature of myth and legend. I may never be understood, but I can seek to understand. I know that she is finding her own peace, and farting her own farts with him, and I must find happiness in her happiness. Another squeaker emerges from my pooper, and I open my mouth to taste the stink. lol, exactly this
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Windows 98 posted:Holy poo poo this guy really can't put together that his wife was lying to him about having trouble conceiving because he is a terrible piece of poo poo and didn't want to breed with him / his sperm is broken. they went to a fertility doc and had a bunch of expensive poo poo done. That's a long way around just saying you don't want kids and you want a divorce.
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RatHat posted:Maybe I missed that part, but is there a reason he never considered adoption? I don't know if it's just me but I really wouldn't find not being to able to make your own baby to be that big of a deal since there are other options. Because he is an rear end in a top hat. It must be from his genetic material for him to feel like a real man... Or something.
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ArbitraryC posted:yeah I'm being unrealistic in assuming the sub year relationship into kids is gonna work out well, my bad, I'm sure she and her children have nothing but rainbows and sunshine to look forwards to and there will be no hardship at all for this situation, it's just gonna work out happy ever after. In fact, everyone should have kids within half a year of meeting someone and the world would do better for it. lookey here. why don't you make like a tree, and abitrary"C" yourself out of this thread you tooter.
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my guess is that he's an abusive shithead who made her so stressed out that she couldn't get pregnant but once she got separated from him and met an actually decent guy who didn't cause so much stress she could get pregnant. Lookit the evidence here: Laughed at his wife for having trouble with hormone injections, even went so far to film it didn't give a gently caress about her miscarriage and instead partied at burning man made out with a random chick at a party they both were at dropped a book about open relationships and suggested it while on a vacation with his wife paid for by her mother blamed her for the pregnancy problems probably other poo poo I forgot dude's a real piece of poo poo Cowman fucked around with this message at 02:01 on Jun 27, 2016 |
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ArbitraryC posted:Judging by the article he doesn't look too involved, it's a bummer all around and bad decisions made by everyone. nice try, Ian
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