Please, mom, let's keep business and family separate, ok? | |
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misty mountaintop posted:Please, mom, let's keep business and family separate, ok? Could work if you get weekly allowance? "Weedly allowance" if I may. <3 <3 Vanisher |
# ? Jun 25, 2016 21:47 |
This shouldn't be that hard. You're my mom when: I call to ask you for your cookie recipes You're my dealer when: I call to ask you if you up |
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# ? Jun 25, 2016 21:49 |
You're my dealer when: you expect me to have a 20 minute conversation about how Obama is a lizardman before you get me my ounce. You're my mom when: you expect me to have a 20 minute conversation about how Obama is a Kenyan before you get out my high school yearbook and point at people and ask me what they're doing now |
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# ? Jun 25, 2016 21:56 |
Dealer: This poo poo is primo, uncut. 250 for an 8ball. Me: but moooooooooom, Cindy's parents give her 8balls for 90 bucks! |
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# ? Jun 25, 2016 22:05 |
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dealer: you should call more me: you told me you were going to call me back in 10 minutes though? dealer: I know I know, but it would nice if you tried to keep in touch more often |
# ? Jun 26, 2016 00:47 |
Macnult posted:dealer: you should call more |
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# ? Jun 26, 2016 00:55 |
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woof |
# ? Jun 26, 2016 02:35 |
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Somebody fucked around with this message at 02:50 on Jun 26, 2016
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# ? Jun 26, 2016 02:48 |
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You grossed out by butts Fluffie?
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# ? Jun 26, 2016 03:01 |
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Devil I deleted your post instead of probing you for threadshitting. Please stop
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# ? Jun 26, 2016 03:06 |
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I don't see why a text description of a butt elicits such a reaction from you.... Butt problems IRL? (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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# ? Jun 26, 2016 03:10 |
Play her this, OP: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HlRS8YenOi0 ---------------- |
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# ? Jun 26, 2016 03:52 |
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a mom with weed is a mom indeed
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# ? Jun 26, 2016 07:49 |
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mom is the lady from weeds |
# ? Jun 27, 2016 05:04 |
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but moooooommm, i want my weed now!
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# ? Jun 27, 2016 05:24 |
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If ya don't eat yer meat, ya can't smoke any weed! How can ya smoke any weed if ya don't eat yer meat?! |
# ? Jun 27, 2016 05:44 |
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ahh, weed. just like mom used to make
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# ? Jun 27, 2016 06:03 |
A Weedishe Mame, Es gibt nisht besser oif der velt... ---------------- |
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# ? Jun 27, 2016 06:04 |
MrWillsauce posted:ahh, weed. just like mom used to make |
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# ? Jun 27, 2016 08:59 |
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:mama ganja, where will i go when i die? :mama ganj? :STENDEC |
# ? Jun 27, 2016 20:09 |
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everytime i go to my dealers house they make all this food and pull a big guilt trip if i dont eat so now i learned to just go hungry |
# ? Jun 27, 2016 21:02 |
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mommy's gonna blow your mind |
# ? Jun 27, 2016 21:53 |
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Mom: [kicks in bedroom door] Listen you gently caress, you had two weeks to pay what you owe. Did you think you could hide from us? Me: listen, mom, I was going to pay..uh...I just...had to pay for my senior pictures. I swear, just give me one more week. Mom: Save your breath. I'm afraid it's too late. I wish I could help you, but then I'd have to help all your siblings. It's not about money any more. Dad, give him to the gutters. Me: [being dragged out of my room, screaming] No anything but that. please, I swear I'll pay..nooooo. Mom: and after that, just because I'm feeling so nice...*puts out cigarette on my gaming laptop*...take him to see granny.. in the nursing home...for the entire Saturday. Me: Nooooooooo! |
# ? Jun 28, 2016 01:22 |
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Piso Mojado posted:Mom: [kicks in bedroom door] Listen you gently caress, you had two weeks to pay what you owe. Did you think you could hide from us? |
# ? Jun 28, 2016 03:42 |
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Piso Mojado posted:Mom: [kicks in bedroom door] Listen you gently caress, you had two weeks to pay what you owe. Did you think you could hide from us?
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# ? Jun 28, 2016 04:39 |
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listen mister, I brought you into this world and... huh, woah, that's kinda trippy when you think about it.... |
# ? Jun 30, 2016 03:36 |
Don We Now posted:listen mister, I brought you into this world and... huh, woah, that's kinda trippy when you think about it.... Imagine giving birth... ON WEED! Woah! ---------------- |
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# ? Jun 30, 2016 04:32 |
Macnult posted:dealer: you should call more ---------------- |
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# ? Jun 30, 2016 12:36 |
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They're not going to be angry at you for hiding your weed, and will encourage it?
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# ? Jun 30, 2016 13:08 |
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Piso Mojado posted:Mom: [kicks in bedroom door] Listen you gently caress, you had two weeks to pay what you owe. Did you think you could hide from us? <3 <3 Vanisher |
# ? Jun 30, 2016 16:39 |
Mom. I know. Ye-y-yes m...mom MOM. I know. Smoke weed every day. I'm blazing it right now!!! Stop trying to live my life! | |
# ? Jun 30, 2016 16:41 |
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OK, I can meet you at Hamilton middle school, 2:37 PM sharp. Park a couple blocks up the street, a lot of cool kids patrol the area. And for the love of God don't call me "Snugglemuffin" when I walk up to the van this time. |
# ? Jun 30, 2016 16:57 |
Mom, no, it doesn't make it "more exciting" when I don't know if these are regular brownies or special brownies.
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# ? Jun 30, 2016 17:03 |
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lol my grandma pulls the same poo poo
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# ? Jul 1, 2016 03:34 |
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its better than when my mom wants me to call her dealer |
# ? Jul 2, 2016 03:57 |
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I wish my mom wanted me to call her mom
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# ? Jul 2, 2016 04:08 |
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In my new sitcom a BYOB poster lives with his parents. Mom is a dealer and dad is a DEA agent.
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# ? Jul 2, 2016 22:18 |
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Vynar posted:In my new sitcom a BYOB poster lives with his parents. Mom is a dealer and dad is a DEA agent. I would watch this
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# ? Jul 2, 2016 22:23 |
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lol |
# ? Jul 3, 2016 02:02 |