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ArbitraryC posted:not that I don't think he's a huge retard too but getting knocked up by a random dude very very very very very very seldom works out for women in the us and she also made a pretty dumb hormone based decision that she likely already regrets. sure the dude got supreme cucked but he's basicaly not gonna have to live with that while she will Youre such a bad poster and all your posts are bad
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hth posted:i want sex https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jGJliLJTMcI
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JediTalentAgent posted:If you imagine this is all being read by Joe Friday from Dragnet, it becomes a lot more engrossing. Someone voice act this and put it on vocaroo.
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Jun 27, 2016 06:38
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Put it on Youtube so you can have it over 60s era stock footage of LA and various narrations on LA slice of life and statistics.
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JediTalentAgent posted:
I think people probably do think that, there was some meme going around like "you have a husband but sometimes you still need to call a plumber" or some poo poo. The thing is tho, how big of a piece of trash do you need to be that you need like 2 other people to make you "whole"?
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Well, you just say that 'wholeness' poo poo as an excuse for wanting to meet and gently caress people, I guess. Except you believe your own bullshit.
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Otisburg posted:It's early February and I think of her with Valentines on the lips and hearts of all those I pass in the street. My world is shattered when flatus emerges from my butthole. I cannot help but breath deep, eating my fart like a creature of myth and legend. I may never be understood, but I can seek to understand. I know that she is finding her own peace, and farting her own farts with him, and I must find happiness in her happiness. Another squeaker emerges from my pooper, and I open my mouth to taste the stink. 
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thathonkey posted:has anyone found his reddit account yet Take your pick, a variation of this story (sometimes with the genders reversed) get's posted on r/relationships at least five times a day. Also, is Vancouver really the cesspool of hipster pseudo-progressive idiocy that people like this make it out to be?
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i think its pretty much that and rich chinese heirs setting fire to dad's money
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Nick Rivers posted:you will never guess what happens next! He wrote all of this knowing that you'd read it and it worked.
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Minimalist Program posted:infertile millenial man looking at a broken vagina: so this is love.
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This entire thing was a doozy and has made my dayRatHat posted:Maybe I missed that part, but is there a reason he never considered adoption? I don't know if it's just me but I really wouldn't find not being to able to make your own baby to be that big of a deal since there are other options. This man is such a vain piece of poo poo that he wants a child that looks like him to look at when a mirror isn't around or he doesn't feel like digging out his phone
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quote:Upon arrival I immediately wandered to find her. “Excuse me, do you know where AppleCat is?” I asked numerous apocalyptic campers (many whom have since become friends). Eventually I found her, lying in a heap, a bag of ice in her crotch and a bottle of tequila in her hand. From another one of his articles. This guy is amazing, he's inadvertently created an artistic masterpiece
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Jun 27, 2016 13:21
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Hopefully his exclusive scoop with AppleCat FrostCrotch was worth ignoring a miscarriage for.
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Minimalist Program posted:Youre such a bad poster and all your posts are bad Learning that arbitraryc's dad died when he was a child has given me new insight into his character re: why he's such a nebbishy baby bitch
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I did a bunch more creeping and have discovered that this guy's ex wife seems to be doing well with him and also her new man is very athletic and cool
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Gamer With Dignity posted:He wrote all of this knowing that you'd read it and it worked. i tried 2 make fun of it w/o reading any of it but now that i know what it's about non of my dragon puns work
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Jun 27, 2016 14:56
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So does he think that his ex still loves him or something?
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noosphere
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loving NOOSPHERE
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thathonkey posted:i had to look up what noosphere is on wikipedia cause i couldnt make it through more than the first minute or two of his talk. lol'ing more lol it's literally loving xenogears goddamn.
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so it's worth noting that "compersion" isn't a real word and is in fact a poly term for taking joy at your wife getting her o-face on as often as possible while still being vaguely jealous and angry at the dude actually getting his dick wet with her millennials are just loving terrible at understanding their own emotions smdh
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Ryoshi posted:millennials are just loving terrible
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Emotions are stupid
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for real though how do you type cuck
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Cantaloupe posted:cuck
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I dont understand open relationships and why anyone would want them. Dude is human garbage and has broken sperm. All the fertility treatments in the world arent going to help you when its broken swimmers. E: also how the gently caress did this lovely writing get published?
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Jun 27, 2016 18:24
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All these moments will be lost in time, like blood and tears in a toilet.
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Jun 27, 2016 18:25
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has anyone mentioned....
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I hope this doesn't come across as judgmental, but all of these people should be killed.
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Jun 27, 2016 18:31
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I felt embarrassed reading that, how can you write it and go through with sending it to the publisher?
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Azuth0667 posted:E: also how the gently caress did this lovely writing get published? HuffPo does this kinda crap all the time because...i have no idea I generally ignore the site cause this is all I ever see. Complete loving garbage
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Jun 27, 2016 18:45
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I bet they pay a ridiculously small sum for articles and dumb articles bring in clicks even if only for readers to laugh at the author.
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LethalGeek posted:HuffPo does this kinda crap all the time because...i have no idea I generally ignore the site cause this is all I ever see. Complete loving garbage Its  this poo poo is so bad it doesn't get published in really lovely 0.99$ romance novels at the airport. How does huffpo stay in business if they push this crap?
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Hell Yeah posted:has anyone mentioned.... I was thinking more of Cam being all 
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hey looks like we cant have kids like i wanted so i should probably sleep around with other people, k? what do you mean you fell in love with someone else who is capable of fulfilling your needs 
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LethalGeek posted:HuffPo does this kinda crap all the time because...i have no idea I generally ignore the site cause this is all I ever see. Complete loving garbage I was amazed that this wasn't published on Thought Catalog or Everyday Feminism or something until I remembered how far down HuffPo's gone over the past few years.
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