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Gammatron 64 posted:My mom and grandma are like "if you just believe in God you'd be a lot happier" which is probably true. After all, ignorance is bliss and church is a good place to meet people. get off your rear end and go for a jog outside maybe the fresh air and physical exercise will put you in a better mood almost guaranteed and you dont have to worry about god or being sad for like an hour
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Defiance posted:I really recommend that everyone die alone. I think being isolated and unloved has some hidden perks that not everyone is necessarily thinking about. I mean, I can spend as much as I want to on pot and kickstarter video games. Plus never having children will free up plenty of love for my action figures. same but with j/o'ing at the breakfast table
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King of Bees posted:Has the writer suicided yet? He seems way too self-satisfied and convinced that he's cool and smart to do that.
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im gaye posted:same but with j/o'ing at the breakfast table See? That's a pro-tip right there. Something good did come out of this thread after all. Minimalist Program posted:He seems way too self-satisfied and convinced that he's cool and smart to do that.
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ANIME IS BLOOD posted:normalcy is dead Not really, no. I'm honestly surprised that you people know anyone even remotely like the losers I see posted all over the internet. I've never met someone in my entire life that uttered the phrase social justice warrior and was not referring to a figure like Cesar Chavez or MLK.
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Falun Bong Refugee posted:Not really, no. I'm honestly surprised that you people know anyone even remotely like the losers I see posted all over the internet. I've never met someone in my entire life that uttered the phrase social justice warrior and was not referring to a figure like Cesar Chavez or MLK. I wish I could say the same, but most of my friends are nerds. I really wish I had gotten into playing sports instead of video games because obviously I made some poor life choices
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Gammatron 64 posted:Like I think I'm at the point where I'd prefer a wife who is really stupid, doesn't believe in science, voted Trump and hates darkies over someone with rainbow hair who screams about movies and video games, sings the praises of poly relationships and hates cis white men because I was kinda born as one of those. Sad but true This is what I did.
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Falun Bong Refugee posted:Not really, no. I'm honestly surprised that you people know anyone even remotely like the losers I see posted all over the internet. I've never met someone in my entire life that uttered the phrase social justice warrior and was not referring to a figure like Cesar Chavez or MLK. I just met an honest-to-god tumblr pansexual not too long ago. She works at the store near me and she is almost shamefully younger than I am. Almost. She even has a nose ring and warning hair. I am going to plant my flag in the name of adventure.
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gotta love the comments where it was originally posted: https://medium.com/ian-mackenzie/love-will-be-the-death-of-us-7baa690dcd0#.xatj4oj6w dunno if it's a medium.com thing but they eat this pretentious poo poo up "I am touched so deeply that it made me cry" "thank you for sharing this story, but more importantly, thank you for being a decent human being" he's a self-absorbed rear end in a top hat ffs
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I will rail a "pansexual" chick so long as she bathes and shaves her armpits and whatnot. Most of the time it is just something she is saying to sound edgy.
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I can't in good conscience expect her to do anything that I would not.
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ANIME IS BLOOD posted:normalcy is dead it's all relative
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niiice. if this article were done ironically and posted on the sa frontpage it would be the best content in a few years
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 Holy moly E: I guess they'd have to stay quiet with two kids
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Defiance posted:I just met an honest-to-god tumblr pansexual not too long ago. She works at the store near me and she is almost shamefully younger than I am. Almost. I look forward to the E/N thread after you stick your dick in crazy.
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The joke's on her, I am way more mentally unstable and worthless than she could ever imagine.
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Frosted Flake posted:I look forward to the E/N thread after you stick your dick in crazy. Don't listen to this guy, post it here where people will actually read about it
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ElectricSheep posted:Don't listen to this guy, post it here where people will actually read about it HuffPo?
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Anyone post this gem yet? The author "crafts conscious memes" complete with self-attributed quotes
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I bet you could talk that dude into sucking a d without a ton of effort.
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Moltke posted:Anyone post this gem yet? The author "crafts conscious memes" complete with self-attributed quotes the sort of life where cam knocks up your wife and you give them the house apparently
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Moltke posted:Anyone post this gem yet? The author "crafts conscious memes" complete with self-attributed quotes they call them "fingers", but i've never seen 'em fing
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Moltke posted:Anyone post this gem yet? The author "crafts conscious memes" complete with self-attributed quotes im glad he is open to the idea of death
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Do we fall, only because our preconceptions of gravity? Is the idea that in response to taking one more step along the path of life, into the unknown and unforseeable, so ingrained in the notion of ourselves that we naturally hesitate to go further that our preconceived limits? Will another foot forward from this humble rooftop of my Bohemian dwelling really cause.......ohshitohshitohshitAAAAHHHHHHHHIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEENONONO!!!!!! *SPLAT*
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this guy is like the most insufferable person ever
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thathonkey posted:this guy is like the most insufferable person ever lets not be too hasty here
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Gammatron 64 posted:My mom and grandma are like "if you just believe in God you'd be a lot happier" which is probably true. After all, ignorance is bliss and church is a good place to meet people. Or, like, alcohol. Lots and lots of alcohol. Minimalist Program posted:Or you could get a normal person for a wife. Or this. Moltke posted:Anyone post this gem yet? The author "crafts conscious memes" complete with self-attributed quotes A long time ago, someone started making comics about B>U where the punchline was always that he caught sight of himself on a reflective surface and was unable to look away. Someone needs to do that for Ian MacKenzie. Bored fucked around with this message at 02:53 on Jun 28, 2016 |
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Moltke posted:Anyone post this gem yet? The author "crafts conscious memes" complete with self-attributed quotes Jesus and i was dumb enough to think that the description was at least a little ironic but nooope
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LOL. This dude is a loving caricature. I could see Ben Stiller playing this guy.
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jesus poo poo holy crap that little blink nod
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where's the whole ted talk that he did?
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search ted x noosphere
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The smuggest thing I've ever seen
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I watched that whole loving TED* talk waiting for him to get to some kind of point and then it ended. I sit here still trying to figure out what the gently caress he is trying to say. It's like a mad lib book of 'deep profound thoughts' strung together using a computer. So many words used but nothing said. Should have expected it biased on his writing I guess. edit: its like the dude watched the onion ted talk to model his speech on https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DkGMY63FF3Q Captain Beans fucked around with this message at 03:59 on Jun 28, 2016 |
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