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Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

Jack Trades posted:

Don't forget gold-plated HDMI cables.

scrub-level, true pros use diamonds

https://www.amazon.com/AudioQuest-Diamond-6-56-Braided-Cable/dp/B003CT2A2M

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bhsman
Feb 10, 2008

by exmarx

Zaa Boogie posted:

And the can should float, obviously. :colbert:

Maybe Birdie weighs it down with Psycho Power? :v:

Also was this linked here yet?

https://twitter.com/TheBesteban/status/747507801157697536

Gutcruncher
Apr 16, 2005

Go home and be a family man!
Those monsters missed a prime opportunity to give us naked Urien and using that as an excuse to bring us back Mikas rear end slap under the guise of equality. What the gently caress Capcom.

Uncle Kitchener
Nov 18, 2009

BALLSBALLSBALLSBALLS
BALLSBALLSBALLSBALLS
BALLSBALLSBALLSBALLS
BALLSBALLSBALLSBALLS
The only thing this poo poo game could do to bring me back was a good Juri with actual cleavage and it even censored that. Not even OG Urien and that's not even hard.

Capcom you dumb motherfuckers.

The Gorp
Jan 7, 2013

My style is impetuous,
My defenses are impregnable
My arms are tired
I like the fact that people wear clothes.
Jesus, I have become my grandfather. I'm a monster.

zelah
Dec 1, 2004

Diabetes, you are not invited to my pizza party.
I, too, am happy that there will be less pervy fan service in this fighting game that I enjoy.

The Gorp
Jan 7, 2013

My style is impetuous,
My defenses are impregnable
My arms are tired
Hey guys, fighting games need more respect. They take a lot of practice, skill and problem solving faculties to do well in. They're a legitimate....
*NAKED WOMEN*
I can explain, please don't go!

hiddenriverninja
May 10, 2013

life is locomotion
keep moving
trust that you'll find your way

If Karin is any indication, there will be bikinis for all

giogadi
Oct 27, 2009

The Gorp posted:

Hey guys, fighting games need more respect. They take a lot of practice, skill and problem solving faculties to do well in. They're a legitimate....
*NAKED WOMEN*
I can explain, please don't go!

My experience verbatim trying to explain this game to my wife

piratepilates
Mar 28, 2004

So I will learn to live with it. Because I can live with it. I can live with it.



The Gorp posted:

Hey guys, fighting games need more respect. They take a lot of practice, skill and problem solving faculties to do well in. They're a legitimate....
*NAKED WOMEN*
I can explain, please don't go!

But I am having so much fun playing [generic fan service lady who happens to be from Brazil], I hope she shows up in future games.

Kilometers Davis
Jul 9, 2007

They begin again

All games are improved by having sweaty bare man chests and jiggly titties everywhere honestly.

The Gorp
Jan 7, 2013

My style is impetuous,
My defenses are impregnable
My arms are tired
I'm fine with a sex appeal characters, skimpy clothing or suggestive moves meant to say something about the character itself. In most cases, this just isn't how it works.
They give a character a bikini for no god damned reason, and every other female character already has some ridiculous allergy to clothing for no other reason than "we need to make the characters sexy" - it just blows my mind.

Juri as an example is something I wouldn't mind in a little less clothing in a vacuum, seductiveness is part of her character and how she operates. With the plethora of characters wearing skimpy poo poo for ceremony alone, I'm actually for some reason happier than shes comparatively covered up. Skimpy clothes and butt-slapping could have been Mika's schick, but we also have to have Cammy, Laura and Chun just letting it all hang out while simultaneously trying to play the "respectable strong female" role.

GOOD TIMES ON METH
Mar 17, 2006

Fun Shoe
I honestly like the Karin bikini costume because of the big floppy sunhat, glasses and cape more than the whatever cheesecake poo poo they intended. Give me more dumb hats please.

Countblanc
Apr 20, 2005

Help a hero out!
i probably won't play SFV anymore but I think the designs for Jurien are good. urien looks sick as hell in the Yakuza-chic open collared suit and juri's outfit is a neat take (though I liked her winter coat from that one "cutscene" with Abel in someone's arcade mode more)

Captain Baal
Oct 23, 2010

I Failed At Anime 2022
Karin bikini is good, beach and casino are good, Jurien is good, this is like the best news we've gotten since the game came out and people bitching about an actual good redesign is loving dumb.

I would Urien naked diaper, but the suit is super nice.

Dias
Feb 20, 2011

by sebmojo

Goetta posted:

I honestly like the Karin bikini costume because of the big floppy sunhat, glasses and cape more than the whatever cheesecake poo poo they intended. Give me more dumb hats please.

While I'm sad the one female character without skimpy outfit options so far is going to get one, it's a pretty drat cool beach outfit. it's not even that cheesecaky, apart from it being a bikini.

I mean, they already did Mika and Bonita alt Laura, I don't even give a gently caress anymore.

Captain Baal
Oct 23, 2010

I Failed At Anime 2022
Tbf the bikini is classier than anything any of the other female characters wear.

bhsman
Feb 10, 2008

by exmarx

Goetta posted:

I honestly like the Karin bikini costume because of the big floppy sunhat, glasses and cape more than the whatever cheesecake poo poo they intended. Give me more dumb hats please.

https://twitter.com/xenosaga7/status/747636714101866496

Corbeau
Sep 13, 2010

Jack of All Trades
Those reflections look... off.

Night Blade
Feb 25, 2013


Her hands look like hot dogs in that shot.

Altared State
Jan 14, 2006

I think I was born to burn
Is that somehow supposed to be a comment about the Olympics?

Dias
Feb 20, 2011

by sebmojo

Baal posted:

Tbf the bikini is classier than anything any of the other female characters wear.

It is.

The Gorp
Jan 7, 2013

My style is impetuous,
My defenses are impregnable
My arms are tired
I'll admit I love the design from the top up.
I just wish she wore pants or a skirt instead of the bottom.

bhsman
Feb 10, 2008

by exmarx

The Gorp posted:

I'll admit I love the design from the top up.
I just wish she wore pants or a skirt instead of the bottom.

Chun Li's(?) design behind her is really cool, and does exactly this.

And at least there's a beach level to somewhat justify the costume or costumes, depending on what else we get. Here's to hoping it's not another skimpy Laura costume. :(

Captain Baal
Oct 23, 2010

I Failed At Anime 2022
That's not Chun, it's one of the round girls from Third Strike

Renoistic
Jul 27, 2007

Everyone has a
guardian angel.

Baal posted:

Tbf the bikini is classier than anything any of the other female characters wear.

At this point the F2P DOA5 is classier than SFV. Pretty much every girl has none cheese cake outfits available. Characters like Hitomi and Mila even dress like normal people - on the top of my head I can think of four outfits for Hitomi that are non-cheese and available for free.

Heck, if I limit or turn off the jiggle (which is something you can do) and stick to standard outfits I can play the game with my nephews without their mom complaining :v:

Unfortunately the characters' faces still make them look like realdolls.

SectumSempra
Jun 22, 2011

Bi-Han now we've got Bad Blood
Looks like its time again to here what goons think about the deep and intricate levels of street fighters and fighting game character design.


I'm very cautious about this update, juri and urien.

They have too good a track record of loving this game up to suddenly do something people might like.

Give it a week.

Still not sure about costumes being 4 bucks a pop AND needing to unlock colors but maybe they'll change that this time (lol)

dog house
Sep 13, 2012

SectumSempra posted:

Still not sure about costumes being 4 bucks a pop AND needing to unlock colors but maybe they'll change that this time (lol)

I'd be really surprised if they try to pull that poo poo with the premium costumes too. I know they've hosed up time and time again but $4 for a costume with no alt colors would be a new low.

Captain Baal
Oct 23, 2010

I Failed At Anime 2022
They've already said premium costumes are gonna be 4 bucks and have unlockable colors as well. The DLC characters already have their premium stuff accessible if you got season pass and need their colors unlocked too, enjoy that.

Captain Baal fucked around with this message at 07:43 on Jun 28, 2016

dog house
Sep 13, 2012

Baal posted:

They've already said premium costumes are gonna be 4 bucks and have unlockable colors as well

wow nice

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot
Why are people excited? You know all this shits going to be a disappointment and by the time summer stages come out it'll be fall or winter

AnonSpore
Jan 19, 2012

"I didn't see the part where he develops as a character so I guess he never developed as a character"
I'm not excited

Oh wait I am

For playing 3S :twisted:

Dr. Video Games 0112
Jan 7, 2004

serious business
Oh a beach stage! Who wants to bet real money on it lagging worse than the waterfall stage?

Captain Baal
Oct 23, 2010

I Failed At Anime 2022

Microwaves Mom posted:

Why are people excited? You know all this shits going to be a disappointment and by the time summer stages come out it'll be fall or winter

I think I have the right to at least like one thing they've said. I don't give a poo poo about anything else this update really. The story mode's gonna be whatever even if it is good, I'm gonna do Ibuki and Rog's trials and never touch them again, and Jurien does hit until God knows when at this point.

So if I wanna like a beach stage and Karin's bikini, I'm gonna do that because I don't give a gently caress about anything else.

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot

Baal posted:

So if I wanna like a beach stage and Karin's bikini, I'm gonna do that because I don't give a gently caress about anything else.

I pray for you its cool and good and not Rio.

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord
What time of day is the Devour Hour Hour Hour Hour? My guess is it's around 6 PM EST.

Real hurthling!
Sep 11, 2001




Saint Freak posted:

What time of day is the Devour Hour Hour Hour Hour? My guess is it's around 6 PM EST.

Its supposed to be overnight between thursday and friday i think

In Training
Jun 28, 2008

Karin's bikini outfit is very fetch.

A.o.D.
Jan 15, 2006

The Suffering of the Succotash.

Dr. Video Games 0112 posted:

Oh a beach stage! Who wants to bet real money on it lagging worse than the waterfall stage?

Don't play on console.

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croutonZA
Jan 5, 2011
I'm looking forward to the dumb story mode and they should add more pervy fanservice because this is a video game and no one important takes those seriously anyway.

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