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BigPoot
Jan 16, 2013

Apoplexy posted:

More than likely, but it means he'll never have a gun ever again. And that means the hooligans and rapscallions will be able to raid his property infinitely in the near future. How long do you think some EN PERSON will take to haul off that velociraptor of his?

Sadly I think as long as it isn't a DV specific charge (third degree assault alone wouldn't be) and only a misdemeanor he would be in the clear.

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Stotty
Apr 5, 2004

80s James Hetfield posted:

Pretty sure it was an offered plea deal to misdemeanor third degree assault or something where he'll pay like a $200.00 fine and go on business as usual.

Oh right, I was on mobile and only saw the front page.

Looks like theres still 2 charges on the plea?

121.11 Criminal obstruction of breathing or blood circulation (the top charge)
145.00 Criminal mischief in the fourth degree

Both misdemeanours.

Stotty fucked around with this message at 20:29 on Jun 23, 2016

80s James Hetfield
Jan 20, 2004

METAL UP YOUR ASS
They only take your guns for felonies right?

80s James Hetfield
Jan 20, 2004

METAL UP YOUR ASS
edit: drat doublepost

Keg
Sep 22, 2014

quote:

So, I'm thinking...A movie, before it's too late...

"THAT'S ARMAGEDDON"!!

Barack Obama as The Anti-Christ

Donald Trump as The 4 Horsemen

Hillary Clinton as The Lying oval office

And Jerry Mathers as The Beaver...

Synopsis:

"the year is 2016, Those whacky Muslims are on the warpath again...As all good Americans arm themselves to the teeth getting ready for the impending invasion of the goat fuckers when and if The Lying oval office Hillary cheats her way into the White House and invites several hundred thousand of her "immigrant refugees" pals over for a old fashioned ARKANSAS BAR-B-QUE and a much needed shower!!

Meanwhile....

Bumbling Presidential hopeful Donald J Trump brings his brand of comic relief to the entire situation by making up words like "Bigly" and inventing ZANY nicknames for all of the other presidential hopefuls...! His gorgeous wife Melania, is hilariously reminiscent of Zsa Zsa Gabor's Mrs. Douglas from Green Acres, and this "odd couple" are the only hope for derailing Obama and his evil Imp Hillary Clinton's heinous plan for destroying THE GOOG OL' USA!!

And so, while every American with an index finger is busy at the target range preparing for the onslaught of middle eastern Jihadists...Barack Hussain Obama shows his true colors, as if his name wasn't a dead give-away!! when he refuses to leave the White House and declares Martial Law just before the election!!! officially becoming the Anti-Christ that ushers in WW3!! He denies any responsibility as hundreds of dirty bombs are detonated across the USA and most major cities are over run with people who keep Camels instead of dogs, decapitate people for sport, and think they have 72 different vaginas waiting for them after death if they gently caress little boys and beat women while they're alive!

You've got yourself a front row seat to Armageddon folks!! Just as hilarious as Nostradamus predicted 100's of years ago, and playing out exactly as the REAL good book (None of this Koran Krap!) describes in the Old Testament book of revelations! Watch as Europe begs for help after being inundated with evil taking the form of "refugees"... Watch the sparks fly and laughs abound as Angela Merkel desperately tries to build a time machine to take her destroyed Germany back before the influx of human Islamic refuse, but accidentally goes back to 1939 and is executed when she meets with some "right wing resistance" (wink wink) ...in the form of an ANGRY guy with a tiny mustache and nifty uniform!!

This years blockbuster!!!!

JESUS H. CHRIST!!!...

......Here it comes!!!!

"THAT'S ARMAGEDDON"!!!!!!
(Filmed in CinemaScope)

Joe went crazy

Rev. Bleech_
Oct 19, 2004

~OKAY, WE'LL DRINK TO OUR LEGS!~


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dA32i2MVT9E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vOsFMMjdHrc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kuwI5FGD_-I
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JjuzxiuIbjs

ozza
Oct 23, 2008

They gonna 'lectric shock AC

Snacksmaniac
Jan 12, 2008

Keg posted:

Joe went crazy

Yea, "went."

I also remember reading "Revelations" in the Old Testament. The "real" good book that features such prophecies as "The Lying oval office."

Snacksmaniac fucked around with this message at 13:25 on Jun 24, 2016

Caesarian Sectarian
Oct 19, 2004

...

I bet Joe thinks he's putting together some real gems there.

Daikatana Ritsu
Aug 1, 2008

There's no way in hell Anthony plead guilty to charges that would take his guns away. He's going to pay a fine and continue performing for his miniscule white trash audience

Apoplexy
Mar 9, 2003

by Shine

Daikatana Ritsu posted:

There's no way in hell Anthony plead guilty to charges that would take his guns away. He's going to pay a fine and continue performing for his miniscule white trash audience

Sadly, this is the argument that holds the most weight w/r/t foretelling what the result of the plea bargain will be on Ant's arsenal. We all know that loving pissy-eyed human being needs his guns or else his shadow will literally come alive and kill him in his sleep.

Reince Penis
Nov 15, 2007

by R. Guyovich
Yeah but how long until he's arrested again? A 60 year old brain isn't going to suddenly start working better.

I give him 18 months.

Mad Doctor Cthulhu
Mar 3, 2008

PK loving SUBBAN posted:

Yeah but how long until he's arrested again? A 60 year old brain isn't going to suddenly start working better.

I give him 18 months.

Might be sooner than that. July 4th is coming up, and Ant is well known to do stupid, self-destructive poo poo at that point. Well, except for last year, when it was basically Christmas when Ant's life went to poo poo.

Pakistani Brad Pitt
Nov 28, 2004

Not as taciturn, but still terribly powerful...



spudsbuckley posted:

Cakehorn is probably my favourite R&F moment ever.

"Running their cakehorn, tootin' that!" and the slow realisation of everyone else in the room that Fez had just said that.

I just re-listened to this yesterday thanks to the thread bringing it up. "Foghorn Cakehorn" slays me every time.

Morter
Jul 1, 2006

:ninja:
Gift for the grind, criminal mind shifty

Swift with the 9 through a 59FIFTY

Apoplexy posted:

We all know that loving pissy-eyed human being needs his guns or else his shadow will literally come alive and kill him in his sleep.

Because it's something darker than him :q:

Stotty
Apr 5, 2004

MrChupon posted:

I just re-listened to this yesterday thanks to the thread bringing it up. "Foghorn Cakehorn" slays me every time.

I really enjoyed this one too on my recent discovery of old clips. Especially towards the end with the make dave laugh bit

https://youtu.be/J4jWV1DKiyo

Snacksmaniac
Jan 12, 2008

therealjon_ posted:

I bet Joe thinks he's putting together some real gems there.

Too bad his dumbass commenters encourage him.

An Apple A Gay
Oct 21, 2008

no joke on the the files i downloaded stanhope calls tony out for paying attention to the computer while he came on the show (and norton texts and tweets while spitting lines)

tony admits to chatting with girls on some lady chat poo poo girls in their underwear while he beats off

its so loving creepy

then tony tries to plug dougs book

and doug says bullshit you didn't read it you're just changing the subject

finish your drink

vincentpricesboner
Sep 3, 2006

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Does anyone else here listen to Tuesdays with Stories? With Joe List?

I lost my connection to the private site with Bennington torrents and found this on a whim after looking for a Joe List podcast (after hearing him on Bennington the guy is hilariously funny in a terrible gay joke way).

This show is pretty fantastic. Only one show a week so I will burn threw it quickly but defiently worth a listen if you like Bennington or zany humour.

vincentpricesboner fucked around with this message at 02:06 on Jun 26, 2016

Apoplexy
Mar 9, 2003

by Shine
https://twitter.com/virgiltexas/status/746783545193029632/photo/1?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

CUCKFAG V NAGELSEED

BATTLE OF MILLENNIUM

Kevyn
Mar 5, 2003

I just want to smile. Just once. I'd like to just, one time, go to Disney World and smile like the other boys and girls.
Ok terrific.

Apoplexy
Mar 9, 2003

by Shine
Hahahahahahahahaha, that's terrific, that's terrific.

Morter
Jul 1, 2006

:ninja:
Gift for the grind, criminal mind shifty

Swift with the 9 through a 59FIFTY
Completely unrelated: Can someone explain why Ron and Gail occasionally yell "He makes great points, he makes great points!" in a song manner? I missed the reference.

bunky
Aug 29, 2004

Morter posted:

Completely unrelated: Can someone explain why Ron and Gail occasionally yell "He makes great points, he makes great points!" in a song manner? I missed the reference.

I've never heard them say it but while reading that I immediately heard Pets by Porno for Pyros in my head.

Mouth Ze Dong
Jan 2, 2005

Aint no thing like me, 'cept me.

bunky posted:

I've never heard them say it but while reading that I immediately heard Pets by Porno for Pyros in my head.

CorrrrrECT!
*horns*

Mouth Ze Dong
Jan 2, 2005

Aint no thing like me, 'cept me.
Also, turns out I have to be out of town for work during the Norton show, so I won't be his gopher when he comes to OKC. He'll never know how much you all hate him.

Morter
Jul 1, 2006

:ninja:
Gift for the grind, criminal mind shifty

Swift with the 9 through a 59FIFTY

End of Life Guy posted:

Also, turns out I have to be out of town for work during the Norton show, so I won't be his gopher when he comes to OKC. He'll never know how much you all hate him.

He stinks and I don't like him.

Edit: Thanks for pointing out the Pets thing. Yeah that's pretty much it.

Morter fucked around with this message at 17:58 on Jun 26, 2016

Pontificating Ass
Aug 2, 2002

What Doth Life?

bunky posted:

I've never heard them say it but while reading that I immediately heard Pets by Porno for Pyros in my head.
Yea but that's only because Joe made a parody using that song and the phrase. Where does it come from!?

Apoplexy
Mar 9, 2003

by Shine
Speaking of Joe, today in SAMCRO BroJoe Kumya, Jr. news, he thinks he's a politician because he talks politics on Facebook. He's smart.

Keg
Sep 22, 2014
Last night I spent some time with a guy who said that Trump winning is the only way to prevent world war 3 from happening, unless world war 3 happens before the election because NATO is being mean to Russia right now and obama declared martial law and appoints himself as president for 4 more years.

This seems like the right thread to be posting that.

JFC
Oct 16, 2003

Jesus F Christ
Finger Lickin' God
I don't keep up with O&A&J stuff anymore. What does SAMCRO stand for/mean?

Morter
Jul 1, 2006

:ninja:
Gift for the grind, criminal mind shifty

Swift with the 9 through a 59FIFTY

Sintax posted:

Yea but that's only because Joe made a parody using that song and the phrase. Where does it come from!?

Oh, I didn't even know it was a Joey Joe Joe song either (and here it is!)

That would've answered my question perfectly. Thanks, fam :toot:

Morter fucked around with this message at 00:13 on Jun 27, 2016

Bubba Smith
Sep 27, 2004

Is tonight the greatest moment in Dominick Cruz's life?

No.

The greatest moment in my life was realizing that I didn't need a belt to be happy.

JFC posted:

I don't keep up with O&A&J stuff anymore. What does SAMCRO stand for/mean?

SAMCRO is a reference to the tv show Sons of Anarchy, the biker gang Sons of Anarchy Motorcycle Club Redwood Original. People started calling Joe Cumia that because he tries to be a tough guy and dresses like he's in a biker gang.

T Bowl
Feb 6, 2006

Shut up DUMMY
Not only did the minorities score a win with affirmative action in the Supreme Court - this also happened:

http://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2016/06/27/483714423/supreme-court-rules-domestic-abusers-can-lose-their-gun-ownership-rights


quote:

The U.S. Supreme Court ruled today in a 6-2 vote that domestic abusers convicted of misdemeanors can be barred from owning firearms.

Anthony had a bad week.

T Bowl
Feb 6, 2006

Shut up DUMMY
Poor ol racist Ant.

Stefan Prodan
Jan 7, 2002

I deeply respect you as a human being... Some day I'm gonna make you *Mrs* Buck Turgidson!


Grimey Drawer
It says can, does that mean he will though?

AkumaHokoru
Jul 20, 2007

Stefan Prodan posted:

It says can, does that mean he will though?

with the charges he is facing yeah he would be a prime candidate for losing his guns.

Apoplexy
Mar 9, 2003

by Shine
It seems like this law is almost specifically FOR HIM. He pled his charges down to misdemeanor counts, but they're still DV charges.

Stefan Prodan
Jan 7, 2002

I deeply respect you as a human being... Some day I'm gonna make you *Mrs* Buck Turgidson!


Grimey Drawer
:getin:

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Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe

Stotty posted:

I have a lot of free time on my hands at the moment and I've just picked up listening to old Ron & Fez shows.

Is there anything that is required listening? Anything with Earl and/or Dave seems to be gold.

So far i'm about halfway through the midnight rider saga.

going in the wayback machine but this is the one that hooked me when I heard it on NEW

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gWdNAlR8-vg

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