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Redrum and Coke
Feb 25, 2006

wAstIng 10 bUcks ON an aVaTar iS StUpid

SpacePig posted:

I think my favorite thing about it is just how little the bottles actually hold.


They're advertising it as a thing to carry two drinks, so you get, like, a standard can of each drink, and a compartment in the middle for a handful of granola or something. Almost every picture they have of people using it are pictures of suburban moms and businessmen, so I don't think it's supposed to be intended for activities that would typically require a water bottle. There's also a picture on there of the bottle in a standard bike bottle holder, and it doesn't sit right in it, so look out of the Golchi-specific bike bottle holder!

e: I mean, I can get 2 24oz insulated water bottles off of Amazon for about the same price as they're asking on here, and they'll still fit it my bike's bottle thing.

I mean, it's alright, but does it convert ambient moisture into water? I'm looking for something like that

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Nemo2342
Nov 26, 2007

Have A Day




Nap Ghost

Germstore posted:

The American equivalent would be Mio, but no one actually drinks Mio in the US so that's not terribly helpful. It's drank mix concentrate.

Oh, so like those single-serve Crystal Light packets.

Maw
Feb 18, 2013

Mere minutes after discovering the new technology, it was used to send me a crude ASCII dong.


MrMoo posted:

Another water bottle, this time it is modular! 3× over-funded with 49-days left to go.



I love the collapsible handle to 'make carrying the bottle around easier', like a tiny handle you can get two fingers through is preferable to just holding the bottle in your hand or putting it in a bag.

stillvisions
Oct 15, 2014

I really should have come up with something better before spending five bucks on this.

Nettle Soup posted:

I was gonna say maybe you could put undiluted squash in the bottom and keep refilling the top with water, but you can get those squeezy things that makes that pointless too...

Maybe tea/coffee in one and milk in the other?

You put the mix in the top, the hard liquor in the bottom, and you hope security doesn't notice it's three compartments when you try and bring a thermos in.

Bonus: weed in the middle compartment.

Also, let's triple the number of seals required for a thermos, because that's pretty much the first point of failure for them.

wit
Jul 26, 2011

Doggles posted:

It's a (Hero) Trap!


https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1055933980/the-hero-trap/description

Funding amount was set at $25K with stretch goals up to $100K and more teased beyond that. Funded with $26,082. How dare backers feel "cheated" when the dev intentionally undercut the budget, right?!

I asked for a fraction of the money I really need so that I could totally pocket that. Then I didn't make the game because I didn't have the other 3/4s of it because I never asked anyone for it. But hey, if you're going to be a whiny bitch about it and feel cheated, take a number and a seat, I'll refund you....never. Hows never for you?

simplyhorribul
Jul 30, 2013

MrMoo posted:

Another water bottle, this time it is modular! 3× over-funded with 49-days left to go.


That spout system, what the hell? I thought the sipping nozzles for coffee mugs are there just because of idiots, who accidentally have tossed open mugs coffee all over themselves and lawsuits ensued. I mean yeah, you can adjust it, but for exercising...no, I'm a grown rear end adult, I can use my squeeze bottle, drat it!

simplyhorribul has a new favorite as of 22:07 on Jun 27, 2016

evilcat
May 16, 2009

MrMoo posted:

Another water bottle, this time it is modular! 3× over-funded with 49-days left to go.



At first I figured it had to be a terrible thermos or just a regular bottle with the temperature indicator on the bottom,as no way that would work except by being the lid, and who would have a bottle you have to seal up and flip over to access the other drink?
Turns out you cap one bottle, flip it over and fill the other because carrying around a bottle upside down all the time will never end badly.
Except the bottom also holds a can and the temperature indicator is a plastic slide not even one of those color changing plastic things, so lots of fiddly parts to have mold grow in.

Crust First
May 1, 2013

Wrong lads.

Nemo2342 posted:

Oh, so like those single-serve Crystal Light packets.

This is squash:


You dilute it 4 parts water to 1 part squash or 9 parts water to 1 part squash, depending on the type of squash it is. Or, you drink it straight and blast out your ability to taste anything forever. Either works.

But as mentioned you can buy a little plastic squeeze bottle to piss a bit of squash into your water bottle or thermos or whatever and it holds like 40 glasses or something worth, so yeah, still pointless.

Guy Mann
Mar 28, 2016

by Lowtax

simplyhorribul posted:

idiots, who accidentally have tossed open mugs coffee all over themselves and lawsuits ensued

The lawsuits were because McDonalds was serving coffee that was so hot that it gave a woman second-degree burns and fused her clothes to her labia and they had ignored 50+ past warnings to cut it out, them being dumb greedy idiot consumers trying to sucker money out of the poor zillionaire megacorp was just the spin McDonalds used to get actual dumb greedy idiot consumers to support them.

Autoexec.bat
Dec 29, 2012

Just one more level

Crust First posted:

This is squash:


You dilute it 4 parts water to 1 part squash or 9 parts water to 1 part squash, depending on the type of squash it is. Or, you drink it straight and blast out your ability to taste anything forever. Either works.

But as mentioned you can buy a little plastic squeeze bottle to piss a bit of squash into your water bottle or thermos or whatever and it holds like 40 glasses or something worth, so yeah, still pointless.

I've never seen anything like that here in the states, or heard of it for that matter even though I worked in a grocery store for a while. Closest American equivalent available to the public I know of usually comes frozen like this.

Which is used like this.

Then water is added to make juice.

It does say it keeps stuff cold for 24 hrs, maybe that's still an option :v:.

Autoexec.bat has a new favorite as of 01:27 on Jun 28, 2016

senrath
Nov 4, 2009

Look Professor, a destruct switch!


wit posted:

I asked for a fraction of the money I really need so that I could totally pocket that. Then I didn't make the game because I didn't have the other 3/4s of it because I never asked anyone for it. But hey, if you're going to be a whiny bitch about it and feel cheated, take a number and a seat, I'll refund you....never. Hows never for you?

He would be about $80k richer right now if the project had failed to fund, ironically enough.

Oh, and this isn't the first thing that went wrong with this project. Back in July of last year they announced that they couldn't make the game as they'd pitched it so they were changing the mechanics (no more hero switching, but you can jump now!), the story (from treasure seeker to a kid chasing a devil who stole their bike), and the title (from The Hero Trap to drat! Devil Stole My Bike!). So really, even before it was canceled no one who backed the project was getting the game they had pledged for.

Command Ant
Aug 9, 2010

I can make you
worth your weight
in gold!

senrath posted:

the title (from The Hero Trap to drat! Devil Stole My Bike!).

Ha ha ha, I'll bet that new title went over real well with people.

senrath
Nov 4, 2009

Look Professor, a destruct switch!


Command Ant posted:

Ha ha ha, I'll bet that new title went over real well with people.

Oh, sorry, misremembered. That was one of the possible names. The other possibilities were:
  • Bicycle of the Damned, Go to Hell and Ride it Back
  • Handlebar to Hell
  • Beelzebike

DOMDOM
Apr 28, 2007

Fun Shoe

wit posted:

Once more, please shut the gently caress up about anime and your favourite anime and bad anime.


Moving along.
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1509439930/ant-plat-former

Oh lets see what this is. Hmm, no mockups, no video and this is the only image...



*squints*
*squints harder*



Ah, Its just something some 8 year old scribbled.

*squints*



:gonk: What an ugly, hairy 8 year old!


Matthew Van Dyk
St. Catharines, Canada
I am friendly person who wants to start a carrier in the video game industry and i have been to collage for art and design, but i need help to kick off the next phase in my future.

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Familiar Foreigner posted:

I've never seen anything like that here in the states, or heard of it for that matter even though I worked in a grocery store for a while. Closest American equivalent available to the public I know of usually comes frozen like this.

Which is used like this.

Then water is added to make juice.

It does say it keeps stuff cold for 24 hrs, maybe that's still an option :v:.
Nah, they're all over the place in the US in that last year or so, a lot of the women at my work are crazy for them. It's a fad, so they probably just haven't hit your social circle.
http://www.target.com/c/powdered-li...om&max_price=to (scroll down past the first few rows)

Crust First
May 1, 2013

Wrong lads.

Knormal posted:

Nah, they're all over the place in the US in that last year or so, a lot of the women at my work are crazy for them. It's a fad, so they probably just haven't hit your social circle.
http://www.target.com/c/powdered-li...om&max_price=to (scroll down past the first few rows)

That stuff is a bunch of crap, you can get 1.75 liters of double concentrated squash for £2 which ultimately makes 17.5 liters of drink. The little squeeze bottles are basically a fad here too as far as I can tell, but the big bottles have been a thing (at least single concentrate) since forever.

Obviously what is needed is a machine where you put DRMed pods into it and it makes artisanal glasses of fruit flavored water one at a time. Also the water is a little thicker than normal, but that's where the flavor is!

ponzicar
Mar 17, 2008
The backers are a bit thicker than normal, but that's where the money is!

Command Ant
Aug 9, 2010

I can make you
worth your weight
in gold!

Crust First posted:

That stuff is a bunch of crap, you can get 1.75 liters of double concentrated squash for £2 which ultimately makes 17.5 liters of drink. The little squeeze bottles are basically a fad here too as far as I can tell, but the big bottles have been a thing (at least single concentrate) since forever.

Obviously what is needed is a machine where you put DRMed pods into it and it makes artisanal glasses of fruit flavored water one at a time. Also the water is a little thicker than normal, but that's where the flavor is!

I just want to say how much I appreciate your avatar.

Fatkraken
Jun 23, 2005

Fun-time is over.

Crust First posted:

That stuff is a bunch of crap, you can get 1.75 liters of double concentrated squash for £2 which ultimately makes 17.5 liters of drink. The little squeeze bottles are basically a fad here too as far as I can tell, but the big bottles have been a thing (at least single concentrate) since forever.

Obviously what is needed is a machine where you put DRMed pods into it and it makes artisanal glasses of fruit flavored water one at a time. Also the water is a little thicker than normal, but that's where the flavor is!

Kickstarter to bring proper Robinsons style squash to the US, pretend it's a new idea rather than something that's been utterly ubiquitous in the UK and Australia for several decades, no one will ever know.

BattleMaster
Aug 14, 2000

I was confused because I was thinking squash as in the pumpkin-like fruit and I was wondering when it became trendy to drink steeped pumkpin.

Crocoswine
Aug 20, 2010

Crust First posted:

That stuff is a bunch of crap, you can get 1.75 liters of double concentrated squash for £2 which ultimately makes 17.5 liters of drink. The little squeeze bottles are basically a fad here too as far as I can tell, but the big bottles have been a thing (at least single concentrate) since forever.

Obviously what is needed is a machine where you put DRMed pods into it and it makes artisanal glasses of fruit flavored water one at a time. Also the water is a little thicker than normal, but that's where the flavor is!

Since people seem to be reacting positively to it in here, I imagine that this squash stuff actually... tastes good? Crystal Light and that Mio stuff just turns water into a flavor mistake.

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
Looks like diabates sugary garbage though

wit
Jul 26, 2011

senrath posted:

He would be about $80k richer right now if the project had failed to fund, ironically enough.

Oh, and this isn't the first thing that went wrong with this project. Back in July of last year they announced that they couldn't make the game as they'd pitched it so they were changing the mechanics (no more hero switching, but you can jump now!), the story (from treasure seeker to a kid chasing a devil who stole their bike), and the title (from The Hero Trap to drat! Devil Stole My Bike!). So really, even before it was canceled no one who backed the project was getting the game they had pledged for.

I am not sure that I believe it, because of the way he dropped it in the same breath as "oh yeah the refunds for the money I took from you all that was never going to make the game happen anyway". Sounded more like he was verbally filing for bankruptcy to his backers. I can't imagine someone savvy enough to pull a trick like that would sink much of his own money into Springtime_For_Hitler.exe

Nottherealaborn
Nov 12, 2012

Guy Mann posted:

The lawsuits were because McDonalds was serving coffee that was so hot that it gave a woman second-degree burns and fused her clothes to her labia and they had ignored 50+ past warnings to cut it out, them being dumb greedy idiot consumers trying to sucker money out of the poor zillionaire megacorp was just the spin McDonalds used to get actual dumb greedy idiot consumers to support them.

Actually, it was 3rd degree burns. Also, McDonalds weren't "warned" in the past, they just settled all past lawsuits cuz it's cheaper to pay the $100,000 (the area they typically settled for) than worry about expensive litigation. The temperature was very typical for coffee of any nearby restaurants (or restaurant coffee in general) and was only a little hotter (10-20 degrees) than home made coffee makers. At the temperatures used and the time of exposure the old lady had, she was gonna receive 3rd degree burns regardless of it being McDonald's temp or home coffee temperature. They still have not lowered their coffee temperature because it's still the temperature customers want and they still make bank off of coffee. Oh and most lawsuits over coffee spills get thrown out or settled very quickly. Only thing that was changed was the stupid lid now saying "hot" as if that would've prevented the old lady from spilling coffee on her lap when taking the lid off of it while sitting in a car.

evilcat
May 16, 2009
What happens when a game developer gets caught taking content from other, much larger and rather disliked companies and has their game pulled?
Crowdfund the money that was lost in potential sales, of course.

The best bit? $500 needed for the initial campaign, and the first $500 was contributed by Trek Industries, the developer of the game.

The good news is they won't be suing anyone who caught them stealing, but they will send legal threats to anyone who says something negative about them. This whole thing is spectacular.

PathAsc
Nov 15, 2011

Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

evilcat posted:

What happens when a game developer gets caught taking content from other, much larger and rather disliked companies and has their game pulled?
Crowdfund the money that was lost in potential sales, of course.

The best bit? $500 needed for the initial campaign, and the first $500 was contributed by Trek Industries, the developer of the game.

The good news is they won't be suing anyone who caught them stealing, but they will send legal threats to anyone who says something negative about them. This whole thing is spectacular.

What is it about these reward tiers for multiple copies at a higher price with no other benefit? :psyduck:

E: This is just one of many that I've seen, there's obviously more stupidity going on here than that.

boom boom boom
Jun 28, 2012

by Shine
I think it's a good Kickstarter, but judging from the reaction in Trad Games, y'all will think it counts as terrible. There's a Kickstarter to release the Japanese deck-building maid card game Tanto Cuore in four more languages; Spanish, German, French, and Italian.

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord

boom boom boom posted:

I think it's a good Kickstarter, but judging from the reaction in Trad Games, y'all will think it counts as terrible. There's a Kickstarter to release the Japanese deck-building maid card game Tanto Cuore in four more languages; Spanish, German, French, and Italian.



yes i do want some titty alcohol.... but not like this!!1 :gonk:

KiteAuraan
Aug 5, 2014

JER GEDDA FERDA RADDA ARA!


boom boom boom posted:

I think it's a good Kickstarter, but judging from the reaction in Trad Games, y'all will think it counts as terrible. There's a Kickstarter to release the Japanese deck-building maid card game Tanto Cuore in four more languages; Spanish, German, French, and Italian.



So like, do the maids fight or what? How do maids work as a card game?

Prop Wash
Jun 12, 2010



boom boom boom posted:

I think it's a good Kickstarter, but judging from the reaction in Trad Games, y'all will think it counts as terrible. There's a Kickstarter to release the Japanese deck-building maid card game Tanto Cuore in four more languages; Spanish, German, French, and Italian.



What happened to your avatar? For a second I thought there was another person who only came into kickstarter threads to post anime breasts.

Zanzibar Ham
Mar 17, 2009

You giving me the cold shoulder? How cruel.


Grimey Drawer

KiteAuraan posted:

So like, do the maids fight or what? How do maids work as a card game?

From what I understand it's Dominion, but with anime maids.

boom boom boom
Jun 28, 2012

by Shine

KiteAuraan posted:

So like, do the maids fight or what? How do maids work as a card game?

It's a deck-building game. You start out with a small number of cards, and use those to buy more cards from a bunch of cards that are available to all the players. Cards can give you benefits, increase your final score, or hurt other players. Whoever has the most points in their deck at the end of the game wins

I've played it a few times, it's fun.

boom boom boom
Jun 28, 2012

by Shine

Prop Wash posted:

What happened to your avatar? For a second I thought there was another person who only came into kickstarter threads to post anime breasts.

Somebody bought me this one. I didn't buy it for myself

Tiberius Thyben
Feb 7, 2013

Gone Phishing


boom boom boom posted:

Somebody bought me this one. I didn't buy it for myself

Do you love amputee porn, though?

RandomPauI
Nov 24, 2006


Grimey Drawer
That's the game that has cards of 8-12 year olds posing seductively right? It sounds like one of those things where the system itself could be amazing but the filler content is so terrifying one wouldn't want to touch it with a ten foot pole.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

RandomPauI posted:

That's the game that has cards of 8-12 year olds posing seductively right?

As if there is only one.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

boom boom boom posted:

I didn't buy it for myself

But did you earn it? :raise:

sub supau
Aug 28, 2007

RandomPauI posted:

That's the game that has cards of 8-12 year olds posing seductively right?
It's anime, so yes.

Alien Rope Burn
Dec 5, 2004

I wanna be a saikyo HERO!
It's another successful kickstarter from the folks that brought over that Underage Anime Nazi card game, so they're a bunch of classy folks.

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Crust First
May 1, 2013

Wrong lads.

FlyinPingu posted:

Since people seem to be reacting positively to it in here, I imagine that this squash stuff actually... tastes good? Crystal Light and that Mio stuff just turns water into a flavor mistake.

unpacked robinhood posted:

Looks like diabates sugary garbage though

It's not bad at all. I'm from the US originally so I never heard of it until I moved to the UK, and it helped me kicked the soda habit since I am a babby who cannot drink plain water. I believe all Robinson's is now sugar free as of like last year which caused a bunch of complaints among the general public but it tastes fine to me.

For content, and to end this squashstarter derail, here's... some kind of thing! It's sort of like a kickstarter, for, something? Maybe?

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