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Yobgoblin

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Zyla posted:

thanks fam

I have deveoped severe chronic pain over the last four years, and it has gotten worse. It has spread from my back to my right leg and hip. I am on a lot ofopioid medication just to make it through the day. The pain is so bad that it is disabling. Recently my leg has begun to hurt so badly that it is painful to walk.

My doctors believe that it has to do with a series of nasty concussions from my baseball career. It is supremely demoralizing. MY central nervous system seems to have the switch for pain stuck in the on position, for lack of a better explanation.

gently caress... Sorry to hear my friend. My goondolences. Might be a good idea to use a wheelchair if walking hurts that much. Have you been doing any kind of physical therapy to help combat your severe chronic pain?

I'd like to hear more about your baseball career. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CoF42UppkI4

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Uxzuigal

Chill Berserker Dude

Zyla posted:

thanks fam

I have deveoped severe chronic pain over the last four years, and it has gotten worse. It has spread from my back to my right leg and hip. I am on a lot ofopioid medication just to make it through the day. The pain is so bad that it is disabling. Recently my leg has begun to hurt so badly that it is painful to walk.

My doctors believe that it has to do with a series of nasty concussions from my baseball career. It is supremely demoralizing. MY central nervous system seems to have the switch for pain stuck in the on position, for lack of a better explanation.

Having chronic pain myself, I can relate. Been yelled at for being sick myself, it's awesome. I started doing weight training and it's removed most of my pain, or I've built such a tolerance... I've got no good advice other than to explain it in words a kindergarden kid would understand. Trying weight training too could be good but let me warn you if you do: It will get WORSE before it gets better.

<3 <3 Vanisher

Ahundredbux

The right to bear arms

Absurd Alhazred posted:

Dates are awesome. Pro-tip: Eat them with walnuts. Super good.

i heard in another thread if you eat three of them you get sex!!

MrWillsauce

yeah but beware: the sex is with a tree



Uxzuigal

Chill Berserker Dude

MrWillsauce posted:

sex is with three

:D

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Scathach

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


MrWillsauce posted:

yeah but beware: the sex is with a tree

What's the problem? Everyone likes hard wood



MrWillsauce

my palms are sweating just thinking about it



3D Megadoodoo

Cheapest night out ever: took the bus to a bar across town that just opened after Midsummer, walked in, noticed a big-rear end TV was on with badly dressed dudes around a table on the screen, walked out, took the bus home. Three euros isn't bad!

3D Megadoodoo

MrWillsauce posted:

my palms are sweating just thinking about it

spaghetti isn't a hardwood?

Yobgoblin

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kWVFEVWJMz8

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Scathach

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


Think I'm gonna start drawing some of that story stuff I write into comics

E Joe is pretty badass

Scathach fucked around with this message at 21:06 on Jun 27, 2016



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tao of lmao

so many doctor sodas, but only one was ever accredited

MrWillsauce

used to be two, but Doctor Pibb lost his license in a tragic series of events



misty mountaintop

by Hand Knit
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Piso Mojado


yes?

pogi

BYOB, like 3 girls have asked me to go hiking now. Is that a PNW girl thing?

Also, only 2 more days until my sling comes off :peanut:

bean mom

pogi posted:

BYOB, like 3 girls have asked me to go hiking now. Is that a PNW girl thing?

Also, only 2 more days until my sling comes off :peanut:

nice hikes and yeah thats a cuties thing

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Colourtrip

Hey guys I'm gonna Marathon all the Austin Powers movies because I have nothing to do now wish me luck and I hope you have a good week too

Hogge Wild

by FactsAreUseless

Colourtrip posted:

Hey guys I'm gonna Marathon all the Austin Powers movies because I have nothing to do now wish me luck and I hope you have a good week too

oh behave!

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3D Megadoodoo

Thre's more than one Austin Powers film?





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hi how are you

No.

eonwe



WHO

DOES NUMBER
2

WORK


FOR

Ostentatious

the Austin Powers movie goldmember?

yeah, the member is penis. the villain has a gold penis instead of a gold gun which acts as a hilarious juxtaposition to goldfinger (not the Ska band)




alnilam

I like the part where Wayne Campbell says "do i make you randy baby" to cassandra

eonwe



just btw the parody thread is pretty great

Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!

Eonwe posted:

just btw the parody thread is pretty great

https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4
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MrWillsauce

I like the part when austin powers and garth and two metalhead operatives sing bohemian rhapsody. it really put me in the right place to watch austin powers



Piso Mojado

My favorite Austin power scene is when he gets lthe gun rack from his crazy ex.

3D Megadoodoo

This bar has a slushy machine with Rosie's Pig Cloudy Cider with Rhubarb.

alnilam

Jerry Cotton posted:

This bar has a slushy machine with Rosie's Pig Cloudy Cider with Rhubarb.

ooh can i have some

3D Megadoodoo

alnilam posted:

ooh can i have some

Well there's six litres of it.

alnilam

Jerry Cotton posted:

Well there's six litres of it.

Oh good so you brought enough for the whole class

Ostentatious

when austin power takes his shirt off and he's all hairy 😂😂😂




Piso Mojado

Ostentatious posted:

when austin power takes his shirt off and he's all hairy 😂😂😂

why is that so funy? got a problem with a Man's Chest?

Yobgoblin

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Piso Mojado posted:

why is that so funy? got a problem with a Man's Chest?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BJG4QyDI620

Yobgoblin fucked around with this message at 20:50 on Jun 28, 2016

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3D Megadoodoo

I put 80e into the poker table and had to sit there for two hours to win it back. I need to quit everything.

3D Megadoodoo

alnilam posted:

Oh good so you brought enough for the whole class

The working class should not buy drinks.

Saint Isaias Boner

hi how are you

Jerry Cotton posted:

The working class should not buy drinks.


hi how are you ♥

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MrWillsauce

austin powers austin powers party time excellent lol what a catchphrase austin powers has am I right



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