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Should I stay or should I go?
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Please stay 195 31.20%
Go away 136 21.76%
Who cares? 99 15.84%
gently caress you op, your soccer sucks and your tea tastes like poo poo! 195 31.20%
Total: 625 votes
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Rap Music and Dope
Dec 25, 2010
For some reason Euros really suck to

Nation posted:



ill try and crosspost then

Omg

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MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos
This is either going to make election day in the US somewhat more bearable or the months leading to it a good working model.

a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)
i forget sometimes a portion of england think politics is football

Gamer With Dignity
May 15, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
English people are dull scum.

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


MizPiz posted:

This is either going to make election day in the US somewhat more bearable or the months leading to it a good working model.

4-8 years of trump/clinton aren't as disastrous as a simple majority vote that's set the wheels in motion for the UK to do the most damaging thing they've inflicted on themselves since they let a puritain dictator run their country.

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




MizPiz posted:

So I've heard Britain has become either a real life Children for Men or V for Vendetta, is that true? Or has it become a different movie where the country has become a bleak and horrible place?

Was it ever not a bleak and horrible place? The whole point of going hog wild with the British Empire was to try to get away from there.

Fire Barrel
Mar 28, 2010

MizPiz posted:

This is either going to make election day in the US somewhat more bearable or the months leading to it a good working model.

I think that would require people, those in power and politically active, to learn something from the Brexit. Hell, it'd help if they learned something from all of the bubbling populist movements and tried to understand why so many people are beginning to turn to them. I don't think it's going to happen.

Drunk & Ugly
Feb 10, 2003

GIMME GIMME GIMME, DON'T ASK WHAT FOR

A. Beaverhausen posted:


E: but my loving God the number of white people with like a fraction of Native American and tout that poo poo up down here.

i was just reading a book about mariners stranded at sea and they treated the blacks like poo poo including butchering them to eat but then always relied on them for leading prayer sessions during bad weather or whatever like they had some spiritual link they didnt have

its all about ease of use for us whities

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


A. Beaverhausen posted:

I'm German/Irish and I'm in one of the spots of "American" in a sea of "African American". I think it's more of a general 'where you were born' thing in the south.

E: but my loving God the number of white people with like a fraction of Native American and tout that poo poo up down here.

I have that situation going on. My mother could technically be cherokee nation, but i think i fall right out of the generational window. our blood is that english/irish/german mix that's very common among white people in the us, and i've never seen anyone flout super distant native relations for anything unless they're acitvely trying to game the system for benefits.

i know none of it matters, but this country is """new""" and people 'care' about that stuff because it's neat to see where you came from in a country where almost nobody is left of the original population. And having any kind of tie to the native population is kind of neat, even if it's an attribtue shared by most people by the time you're splitting your relation to 1/32 or whatever lmao

nobody spends a ton of time thinking about it, at least in my family

Bulgogi Hoagie
Jun 1, 2012

We

so thats why the US won world war

they were an ubermensch nation in disguise

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


What is "AMERICAN" on that legend??? How is that defined???

Fat-Lip-Sum-41.mp3
Nov 15, 2003
indecisive cunts

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

hemophilia posted:

What is "AMERICAN" on that legend??? How is that defined???

Scots Irish

Redgrendel2001
Sep 1, 2006

you literally think a person saying their NBA team of choice being better than the fucking 76ers is a 'schtick'

a literal thing you think.

etalian posted:

Scots Irish

This pretty much.

PhilippAchtel
May 31, 2011

Facebook Aunt posted:

Was it ever not a bleak and horrible place? The whole point of going hog wild with the British Empire was to try to get away from there.

"Hog wild" you say? That's ironic, because I'm in possession of a certain piece of gossip about the English PM that may shock you.

Neurosis
Jun 10, 2003
Fallen Rib

Chernobyl baby posted:

You guys made a mistake. I speak Dutch, German and English, and I can 100% confirm English is like the shittiest language ever conceived

nabokov was asked what the best language was and he said my head says english, my heart says russian and my ear says french. basically you don't know poo poo.

reallivedinosaur
Jun 13, 2012

Ogdober subrise! XDDD
"i heard there has been some name calling over all of this and my heart weeps" - a british guy

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

hemophilia posted:

What is "AMERICAN" on that legend??? How is that defined???

remember during the bush/kerry race when a bunch of toothless hicks were all like "NASCARLAND IS THE REAL AMERICA!!!"

it's them.

Bulgogi Hoagie
Jun 1, 2012

We

hemophilia posted:

What is "AMERICAN" on that legend??? How is that defined???

raised in vats of jack daniels by the founding farters

Young Freud
Nov 26, 2006

Klyith posted:

if you think about it, the number of english immigrants would have been pretty low after independence -- and there was a relatively tiny (euro) population in the US at the time. plus a bunch that weren't even english, like all the dutch in NY or the Scots-Irish* that are in the south appalachians. english colonization of the new world was an economic activity, not a migration of people fleeing war or famine.

*kentucky & tennessee just mark themselves as "american" in the census because they don't really have personal ties to that identity it's been so long. It's like, there's tiny remnants of accent, and some bluegrass songs are decedents of old gaelic traditional songs

I was going to bring that up, that "American" sure can be swapped out for Scots-Irish. Also, Scots-Irish aren't really Irish, because I believe the term they use in England is Ulster Scots, which are basically those Orangemen protestant guys you hear about in Northern Ireland causing poo poo along with their opponents, the Irish Catholic IRA.

A. Beaverhausen posted:

I'm German/Irish and I'm in one of the spots of "American" in a sea of "African American". I think it's more of a general 'where you were born' thing in the south.

E: but my loving God the number of white people with like a fraction of Native American and tout that poo poo up down here.

Big joke: unless you can actually prove your connection to a Native American tribe, like have a known American Indian in your genealogy, and not just hearsay of your parents saying you have a "Cherokee princess" or some bullshit, odds are you're not really part Native American but really an African American. The whole "Indian princess" bullshit was really popular in the South as a way of explaining the dark-skinned children of white women, either the product of slave rape or generating male heirs to prevent plantations from reverting ownership to the husband's family instead of the wife.

BTW, on actual BREXIT talk, someone on Pornhub added Boris Johnson's speech to the site under the title "DUMB BRITISH BLONDE FUCKS 15 MILLION PEOPLE AT ONCE".

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Young Freud posted:

BTW, on actual BREXIT talk, someone on Pornhub added Boris Johnson's speech to the site under the title "DUMB BRITISH BLONDE FUCKS 15 MILLION PEOPLE AT ONCE".

lol

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

Huh, so on the new Bizarre Foods Andrew Zimmern is in Senegal and he was having some French/Vietnamese/Senagalese/Some other French Colonial Possession fusion dish and was like "Ya know, we used to be a colony of England and they gave us..."

And the Senegalese lady he was chatting with said "Uuuuhhhhh, hamburger? No, that's german."

Then Zimmern said "OH THAT'S RIGHT, THEY GAVE US NOTHING." And the Senegalese lady laughed her rear end off.

I wonder how much she's laughing ant England now. Probably a lot, I bet.

BULBASAUR
Apr 6, 2009




Soiled Meat

Young Freud posted:

BTW, on actual BREXIT talk, someone on Pornhub added Boris Johnson's speech to the site under the title "DUMB BRITISH BLONDE FUCKS 15 MILLION PEOPLE AT ONCE".

hahahaha

crabcakes66
May 24, 2012

by exmarx
I don't know which is worse. Americans who try to identify with some tiny shred of their ancestry. Or spergs who get really upset and smug about pointing out that they are not really Irish. :smuggo:

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

crabcakes66 posted:

I don't know which is worse. Americans who try to identify with some tiny shred of their ancestry. Or spergs who get really upset and smug about pointing out that they are not really Irish. :smuggo:

My sister is big into genealogy and there's a lot of people like both of those groups there, I guess. She's just in it for finding funny poo poo in our family, but so far the only thing she's found of note was some ancestors who hosed off from the Thirteen Colonies to Canada sucked up to the psycho from Turn to beg for sweet, sweet Canadian land.

Strep Vote
May 5, 2004

أنا أحب حليب الشوكولاتة
i unironically enjoy highland games festivals. sheep dog contests are dope af

Prettz
Sep 3, 2002

Nation posted:

you should read the uk d&d thread to really see how loving funny this all is
we segregate d&d posters into their filthy little ghetto so that no one has to read the things they say. you apparently didn't know this.

Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013
BTW, if anyone is still looking for stock tips, the answer in every economic downturn is to invest in companies that make liquor.

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


Chernobyl baby posted:

You guys made a mistake. I speak Dutch, German and English, and I can 100% confirm English is like the shittiest language ever conceived

lol dutch is a garbage language from the garbage dump. It sounds like someone with a brain injury trying to speak english and everytime they open their mouth they get punched in the throat

Rah! fucked around with this message at 07:46 on Jun 29, 2016

mike12345
Jul 14, 2008

"Whether the Earth was created in 7 days, or 7 actual eras, I'm not sure we'll ever be able to answer that. It's one of the great mysteries."





English is a garbage babby language. If you want to unlock your brain's full potential, you need to learn german.

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


A. Beaverhausen posted:

I'm German/Irish and I'm in one of the spots of "American" in a sea of "African American". I think it's more of a general 'where you were born' thing in the south.

E: but my loving God the number of white people with like a fraction of Native American and tout that poo poo up down here.

Like 90% of the people who claim native ancestry probably don't have it either. It's a way for boring lily-white motherfuckers to pretend they're more exotic and interesting...which is funny considering plenty of people who claim native ancestry are racist as gently caress.

Maoist Pussy
Feb 12, 2014

by Lowtax

Dzhay posted:

Explain basic human psychology to me, why are turnouts so low among the under 35s, and not terribly impressive above that?

Children are not very reliable, it turns out.

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


Rah! posted:

Like 90% of the people who claim native ancestry probably don't have it either. It's a way for boring lily-white motherfuckers to pretend they're more exotic and interesting...which is funny considering plenty of people who claim native ancestry are racist as gently caress.

I think it's actually more about our parents/grandparents not having our genealogy straight, recalling alleged blood ties to people who didn't exist as described but it's not malice or trying to be more interesting than usual, just typical southern genealogy obsession, along with the fact that for most people, records are hard to establish before the 20th century/late 19th century.

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


Like, by all accounts of the family I can trace two things back to the 1800s.

1. A slave holding family in Texas
2. Marriage into the cherokee nation some time after

But I've done a fair amount of digging and i've found neither that plantation nor that grandma.

On the other hand, her family name is unusual and yet it's in several places in Dallas, one of which used to be an area where a plantation was.

vOv given, my digging has NOT been thorough, but whatever, ancestry.com records didn't prove either to be true.

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
Interesting, did you know I have my daddies eyes but my uncles skull, just fun facts about me me me

Ika
Dec 30, 2004
Pure insanity

Some MP posted:

She says Mr Johnson has the "trust of the British people"

No wonder "Yes Prime Minister" had to be canceled because they couldn't get more ridiculous than reality.

jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer

Nation posted:

you should read the uk d&d thread to really see how loving funny this all is
"This has DESTROYED MY LIFE AND NOTHING IS WORTH ANYTHING MORE" - eternal students who this doesn't in any case effect.

A Magical Lamp
Aug 16, 2010

Ika posted:

No wonder "Yes Prime Minister" had to be canceled because they couldn't get more ridiculous than reality.

I think the current population of racist fucks who don't give a poo poo about anything anymore and endless waves of chavs are exactly the type who'd put their trust in Boris.

Archer666
Dec 27, 2008

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afeelgoodpoop
Oct 14, 2014

by FactsAreUseless
wow who knew a society that considered street beatings as no big deal would harbor extreme disregard of others over superficial differences. ITS 2016!!!

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