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fbsw
Mar 3, 2016
it's like reading a novelization of Titanic from the perspective of the rich rear end in a top hat

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Apoplexy
Mar 9, 2003

by Shine
I loving love this thread so much

naem
May 29, 2011

What does this guy do for a living? What is his income? Like does it at all justify his ego? I mean he's not the assistant manager at a Denny's I'm guessing

Goodtime Pancreas
May 31, 2007

ian mcgay posted:


That year, it was called The Temple of Transition, a magnificent building that taught me the meaning of agape.

He learned what agape meant as she cried alone after a miscarriage. Coincidentally she learned what it meant about a year later.

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum

Goodtime Pancreas posted:

He learned what agape meant as she cried alone after a miscarriage. Coincidentally she learned what it meant about a year later.

:drat:

tactlessbastard
Feb 4, 2001

Godspeed, post
Fun Shoe

Apoplexy posted:

I loving love this thread so much

It's my favorite thread since the FC rapist thread.

Zo
Feb 22, 2005

LIKE A FOX

naem posted:

What does this guy do for a living? What is his income? Like does it at all justify his ego? I mean he's not the assistant manager at a Denny's I'm guessing

Uh did you not read? Ian McKenzie... the filmmaker.

Clipperton
Dec 20, 2011
Grimey Drawer

potentiallycool posted:

Ugh...

"I've received hundreds of comments and questions on my essay 'Love Will Be The Death of Us.' Rather than try an answer them all, I would like to extend an offer to my monthly supporters on Patreon to share their questions there. I will then shoot a video answering as many as I can.
If you would like to join them, please consider becoming a monthly supporter here https://www.patreon.com/ianmack
I will shoot the video on July 5th (one week from today).
Patreon is like an ongoing crowdfunding campaign that supports creators like me to continue making work, essays like the one you read, and further, more short films and dispatches from the emerging culture.
Thanks in advance!"

christ it's like a bottomless pit of awfulness (ironically, from the shallowest man alive)


RFC2324 posted:

You know guys? I think he might have been lying in a few places here....

i'm not even sure it's worth it to pick his story apart because even if you take the whole thing at face value it paints him as the worst person on earth

Falun Bong Refugee
Dec 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

Goodtime Pancreas posted:

He learned what agape meant as she cried alone after a miscarriage. Coincidentally she learned what it meant about a year later.

Legit impressed. :golfclap:

Clipperton
Dec 20, 2011
Grimey Drawer
i read an interview with chuck traynor once (linda lovelace's boyfriend/pimp) and it was kind of similar to this in that he was doing his best to make himself look like a supercool player & stud & king of porn, and he just came across as a vile, abusive piece of poo poo. i think i'd still rather hang out with him than ian mackenzie though


Zo posted:

Uh did you not read? Ian McKenzie... the filmmaker.

that's 'new paradigm storyteller' to you

Thirsty Girl
Dec 5, 2015

Zo posted:

Ian McKenzie... the filmmaker.

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum

Zo posted:

Uh did you not read? Ian McKenzie... the filmmaker.

yeah this is the number one Google result

http://www.ianmack.com

number 2 through whatever on the first page was a much cooler guy

http://ladygaga.wikia.com/wiki/Ian_McKenzie

second Ian probably isn't a whiny bitch like first Ian

Rime
Nov 2, 2011

by Games Forum

naem posted:

What does this guy do for a living? What is his income? Like does it at all justify his ego? I mean he's not the assistant manager at a Denny's I'm guessing

https://vimeo.com/94894473

quote:

If I could sum up in a line what I do; it's to uncover, record, and articulate stories from the :siren:emerging paradigm:siren:

Thirsty Girl
Dec 5, 2015


ahahaha

Marketing New Brain
Apr 26, 2008

Please, someone gif Maury saying "You are not the father" and then cut to him taking off the Guy Fawkes mask and giving that smug, knowing nod.



Hahah he talks like a loving marketing Markov bot.

Marketing New Brain fucked around with this message at 03:30 on Jun 29, 2016

Cowman
Feb 14, 2006

Beware the Cow





I am a new paradigm media activist crafting conscious memes on behalf of the more beautiful world our hearts know is possible.

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



naem posted:

What does this guy do for a living? What is his income? Like does it at all justify his ego? I mean he's not the assistant manager at a Denny's I'm guessing

He's a fairly attractive dude, which is probably unfortunate for him since it seems to have really stunted him personally and artistically. I'm guessing he got praise and a free pass for being decently handsome and probably affluent and white, and believed that his sophomoric prose was actually good and that his weak seed should be cast about willy nilly.

Thirsty Girl
Dec 5, 2015

Cowman posted:

I am a new paradigm media activist crafting conscious memes on behalf of the more beautiful world our hearts know is possible.

I am Grand Master Hubl irl

https://vimeo.com/60591174

Thirsty Girl
Dec 5, 2015

(i come from the future)

Rime
Nov 2, 2011

by Games Forum

im gaye posted:

(i come from the future)

I don't think his seed gets any stronger in the future, alas.

4outof5
Nov 10, 2003

Leader of the ULT Right.
Grabbing pussy since April 2, 1994

wuffles posted:

He's definitely full of poo poo on just about everything, but it's not that weird to test the dudes sperm before undergoing expensive and invasive fertility treatments on the woman, just because it's so cheap and easy...unless you're some bitch made twat like this dude who can't jizz into a cup without having an existential crisis (you have to do it dry tho :kingsley: ).

I know this because my wife thought we were going to need to go thru infertility treatment like she did with her worthless ex husband, who must have been cut from the same maxi-pad as the clown in this article because goddamn it's like they're the exact same narcissistic douchebag.

Except instead of an open relationship gambit, he just went and got a girlfriend after 3 years of infertility treatments and thousands of dollars of my wife's money were spent. He decided to announce his relationship and desire for a divorce divergence upon learning that their daughter would be born with a severe congenital birth defect. But not before shaming her out of terminating a high risk pregnancy. The girlfriend was also engaged to some other guy, set to be married in a matter of weeks.

Meanwhile, we just got back from our honeymoon and learned that she's already pregnant. Something about those types of guys just dry up ovaries.

tl;dr I'm Cam, AMA :smuggo:

Let me get this straight you're taking care of someone else's tardo kid and you think you're the alpha male here? lmbo just lmbo.

Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004


oh my goodness he has dreadlocks

ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib

Marketing New Brain posted:

Please, someone gif Maury saying "You are not the father" and then cut to him taking off the Guy Fawkes mask and giving that smug, knowing nod.

Lmao

Thirsty Girl
Dec 5, 2015

Uncle Wemus posted:

oh my goodness he has dreadlocks

no thats one of his film subjects (an emerging paradigm)

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



he should try the paradigm of stabilizing his camera, white balancing, and using the right filter for daytime shooting imo

Moltke
May 13, 2009

Zo posted:

Ian McKenzie... the conscious meme crafter.

ftfy

Marketing New Brain
Apr 26, 2008

Otisburg posted:

He's a fairly attractive dude, which is probably unfortunate for him since it seems to have really stunted him personally and artistically. I'm guessing he got praise and a free pass for being decently handsome and probably affluent and white, and believed that his sophomoric prose was actually good and that his weak seed should be cast about willy nilly.

I think he probably dated a bunch of girls that had self esteem issues and let him walk all over them, cheat on them, etc, and then he married someone that had some sense of self worth and he couldn't hack it. Imagine the hardship he went through not having his lovely behavior be catered to, and his needs not be the sole focus of the relationship. He figured he could have the best of both worlds and start an open relationship, which allowed his now distant wife to uncover, record, and articulate the emerging paradigm from her yoga instructor.

There's nothing I can imagine that excuses that writing.

Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004

Apoplexy posted:

I loving love this thread so much

its always nice when goons of all walks of life come together to mock a total piece of poo poo

chinesemethdragon
Sep 6, 2009
his channel is a goldmine. sounds like he's on the same path with ~Mya~

https://vimeo.com/148306368

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



Marketing New Brain posted:

There's nothing I can imagine that excuses that writing.

Calling it sophomoric is probably too much credit. I would tell a literal sophomore who wrote like that to dial it way back.

client
Aug 19, 2010

chinesemethdragon posted:

his channel is a goldmine. sounds like he's on the same path with ~Mya~

https://vimeo.com/148306368

is that a zit, a bindi or a tick on her forehead?

Marketing New Brain
Apr 26, 2008

chinesemethdragon posted:

his channel is a goldmine. sounds like he's on the same path with ~Mya~

https://vimeo.com/148306368

Mya: I am a BeatWeaver . . . or a DJ


That's as far as I could get, 20 seconds in and I'm loving dying this is too good.

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



client posted:

is that a zit, a bindi or a tick on her forehead?

do people not do the 10 frame dissolve to soften those jarring jump cuts anymore, or is this just his new film paradigm? could he not get a take where the beatweavel could string 15 words together?

24 seconds in and I want both of these people to die. chloe is probably better off living with nana

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord
this thread fuckin rules

ElectricSheep
Jan 14, 2006

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

client posted:

is that a zit, a bindi or a tick on her forehead?

STOLEN VISHNU

Falun Bong Refugee
Dec 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

Marketing New Brain posted:

Mya: I am a BeatWeaver . . . or a DJ

No loving way did she say that.

Thirsty Girl
Dec 5, 2015

hi im mya im a

beet weevil

rakovsky maybe
Nov 4, 2008
In that vid Ian describes himself and Mya as "non-monogamous relationship anarchists" and she quickly jumps in and corrects him with "partnered non-monogamous relationship anarchists".

Thirsty Girl
Dec 5, 2015

ElectricSheep posted:

STOLEN VISHNU

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Cowman
Feb 14, 2006

Beware the Cow





is this guy a real person or is he just a bot that spews buzzwords

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