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social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



people without real jobs have been ranting and raving and posting because today we all forgot is hashtag heterosexual pride day finally a day for htereosexuals to be proud about let's see what social media has to say

https://twitter.com/sylvari_/status/748161025602576384

same!

so light up a fat dick and drink w/e spritzers g-ma is hiding behind the sofa that dingbat bitch it's time to getstraight

https://twitter.com/Maduromadman/status/748160887261847553

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Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
im p sure lucio is gay cause hes a healer

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

im straight

Thirsty Girl
Dec 5, 2015

social vegan posted:

people without real jobs have been ranting and raving and posting because today we all forgot is hashtag heterosexual pride day finally a day for htereosexuals to be proud about let's see what social media has to say

https://twitter.com/sylvari_/status/748161025602576384

same!

so light up a fat dick and drink w/e spritzers g-ma is hiding behind the sofa that dingbat bitch it's time to getstraight

https://twitter.com/Maduromadman/status/748160887261847553

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Gamer With Dignity
May 15, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
Do we really need two threads for heterosexual pride day?

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

I had a dream last night that a girl told me I had been blackout drunk and hit on her brother all night, does this mean I am gay or can I still celebrate heterosexual pride day? Please help op.

DJ Fuckboy Supreme
Feb 10, 2011

And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill

Gamer With Dignity posted:

Do we really need two threads for heterosexual pride day?

Search yourself. You already know the answer

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



OctoberBlues posted:

I had a dream last night that a girl told me I had been blackout drunk and hit on her brother all night, does this mean I am gay or can I still celebrate heterosexual pride day? Please help op.

it's called broamnce buddy look up the hashtag and learn urself something 2day on this day of pride

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy
What's up with all this pride nonsense? When was the last time people had right to be proud of anything?

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



https://twitter.com/DJ_TommyD/status/748163212290449408 classic heterosexuality

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

social vegan posted:

it's called broamnce buddy look up the hashtag and learn urself something 2day on this day of pride

Thank you, after this newfound knowledge I guess you could say I am "woke"

Did I use that word right?!

:coolfish:

ArtIsResistance
May 19, 2007

QUEEN OF FRANCE, SAVIOR OF LOWTAX
can someone tell me why heteropride day is being bashed but gaypride is a-okay?

ArtIsResistance
May 19, 2007

QUEEN OF FRANCE, SAVIOR OF LOWTAX
othering is bad... unless you are an other

WIFEY WATCHDOG
Jun 25, 2012

Yeah, well I don't trust this guy. I think he regifted, he degifted, and now he's using an upstairs invite as a springboard to a Super Bowl sex romp.
hmm...sigh.... I'm straight

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



ArtIsResistance posted:

othering is bad... unless you are an other

dj khaled chanting an other one

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
Finally a day that acknowledges me: the heterosexual white cis man between the ages of 18-49 who is not fat or differently abled and who invented basically all the good technologies and brought the light of reason to all the corners of the globe.

Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

social vegan posted:

people without real jobs have been ranting and raving and posting because today we all forgot is hashtag heterosexual pride day finally a day for htereosexuals to be proud about let's see what social media has to say

https://twitter.com/sylvari_/status/748161025602576384

same!

so light up a fat dick and drink w/e spritzers g-ma is hiding behind the sofa that dingbat bitch it's time to getstraight

https://twitter.com/Maduromadman/status/748160887261847553

That's a pretty gay-looking drink for someone so obsessed with their hetrosexuality.

FormerPoster
Aug 5, 2004

Hair Elf

Putty posted:

im p sure lucio is gay cause hes a healer

gonna trap-spring myself and affirm that he does get real excited in Namibia because 'people can live as they please'. He might have been talking about robots, but I like to believe it's his way of letting us know he's extremely gay. Like every other character.

DJ Fuckboy Supreme
Feb 10, 2011

And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill

Sunswipe posted:

That's a pretty gay-looking drink for someone so obsessed with their hetrosexuality.

Us straight people have no self awareness or sense of irony

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



i like the taste of strawberries ok it reminds me of my deep love for the other sex

Decebal
Jan 6, 2010

notZaar posted:

What's up with all this pride nonsense? When was the last time people had right to be proud of anything?

I'm with this guy !! Too much pride these days. You're parents lied to you and you're not that special really.

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



https://twitter.com/nutbuster57/status/748170216711008256

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring
can't wait for the parade, gonna wear my assless chaps and wave around some old gross fleshlights while my girlfriend, who will be attached via leather and chains, acts like a skank to show how proud we all are that we have sex with each other

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
I may poo poo my pants, but it is NOT because of my habit of powerbottoming #straightaf


Raku
Nov 7, 2012

Every good gift and every perfect gift is from above, coming down from the Father of lights with whom there is no variation or shadow due to change.

Roll Tide
That cigar looks legit

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
If I watch a lot of gay porn (and I mean A LOT) but never get gay i'm still straight, right?

jenny jones fan
Dec 24, 2007
if there is BET why is there no WET white entertainment teleivison just asking the hard-hitting questions here folks

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy

I'm glad white trash people finally found a cartoon mascot to replace the Loony Toons.

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring

cuck cuck im gay posted:

if there is BET why is there no WET white entertainment teleivison just asking the hard-hitting questions here folks

FOX news channel?

City of Tampa
May 6, 2007

by zen death robot
pride is a sin

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

City of Tampa posted:

pride is a sin

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3M68wcB6L0s

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"
I've chosen to be gay now, thanks heterosexual pride day!!

Honky Dong Country
Feb 11, 2015

When I get my rear end in a top hat brutally ravaged by a massive rod it's by a WOMAN.

#justheterothings

Stinky_Pete
Aug 16, 2015

Stinkier than your average bear
Lipstick Apathy
I'm gonna get straight with some beach volleyball with the other straight guys



Yeah good shot high five

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord

Stinky_Pete posted:

I'm gonna get straight with some beach volleyball with the other straight guys



Yeah good shot high five

I wore out my top gun vhs by rewinding and rewatching the raw display of pure heterosexual masculinity so many times

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

Is playing with the boys even allowed today?

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy

Stinky_Pete posted:

I'm gonna get straight with some beach volleyball with the other straight guys



Yeah good shot high five

Lol at Kilmer keeping his shirt on like a fat kid at a swimming pool.

Chubbs
Feb 13, 2008

In a thousand years, Gandahar was destroyed. A thousand years ago, Gandahar will be saved, and what can't be avoided will be.
Grimey Drawer

ArtIsResistance posted:

can someone tell me why heteropride day is being bashed but gaypride is a-okay?

Because it's dumb and yet another case where the non-marginalized feel the need to "balance the scales" even though the scales are already tipped way in their favor.

e: It's also not the same kind of "pride".

Chubbs fucked around with this message at 17:18 on Jun 29, 2016

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy
I blame the media for making such a huge deal when Bruce Jenner came out as gay.

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big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

notZaar posted:

I blame the media for making such a huge deal when Bruce Jenner came out as gay.

Bruce isn't gay he's just an old lady that likes the ladies.

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