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Uthor
Jul 9, 2006

Gummy Bear Heaven ... It's where I go when the world is too mean.

Rhyno posted:

Didn't they give Mikey a grappling hook or something?

I love that they made that an actual plot point in the IDW series.

He left behind his nunchucks when he left the team in protest after Splinter took over the Foot Clan.

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Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Tasteful Dickpic posted:

Ah, yes. A brown sportcoat and a turtleneck. Nothing sexier!

Uh, yeah:

Teenage Fansub
Jan 28, 2006

Batman's motivational speeches can't all be winners.



From Dark Night: A True Batman Story


e: Buying today's comics, I noticed the cover for the next Squirell Girl issue.

Teenage Fansub fucked around with this message at 17:47 on Jun 29, 2016

Malachite_Dragon
Mar 31, 2010

Weaving Merry Christmas magic
Not everyone has infinite money to burn getting in shape, Bats. gently caress off.

Evil Mastermind
Apr 28, 2008

Teenage Fansub posted:

e: Buying today's comics, I noticed the cover for the next Squirell Girl issue.


Mole'lady.

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit
The batman universe is just bored wealthy socialites running around in fetish gear acting out weird scenarios.

Teenage Fansub
Jan 28, 2006

Johnny Aztec posted:

The batman universe is just bored wealthy socialites running around in fetish gear acting out weird scenarios.

It's Paul Dini's memoir, so not the Batman universe... unless.

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit

Teenage Fansub posted:

It's Paul Dini's memoir, so not the Batman universe... unless.


Batman is just a sex thing. Bruce Wayne isn't "fighting crime". Dressing up as a bat and fighting "super villains" is the only way he can get hard.

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost

Malachite_Dragon posted:

Not everyone has infinite money to burn getting in shape, Bats. gently caress off.

"Get a personal trainer. Have your butler order you food supplements.

Buy a gym."

Kwyndig
Sep 23, 2006

Heeeeeey


Teenage Fansub posted:

Batman's motivational speeches can't all be winners.



From Dark Night: A True Batman Story


e: Buying today's comics, I noticed the cover for the next Squirell Girl issue.


The current Squirrel Girl issue is also great. Mole Ma'am, hah!

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Oh my god.

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

Johnny Aztec posted:

Batman is just a sex thing. Bruce Wayne isn't "fighting crime". Dressing up as a bat and fighting "super villains" is the only way he can get hard.

He's a man who dresses in skintight outfits that looks like a bat, and he identifies strongly with being a bat. He sometimes fucks a woman who dresses like a cat.

Batman is a hell of a sex thing.

ImpAtom
May 24, 2007

Tasteful Dickpic posted:

He's a man who dresses in skintight outfits that looks like a bat, and he identifies strongly with being a bat. He sometimes fucks a woman who dresses like a cat.

Batman is a hell of a sex thing.

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

That was the reference I was making, yes.

Ensign_Ricky
Jan 4, 2008

Daddy Warlord
of the
Children of the Corn


or something...

Malachite_Dragon posted:

Depends on which Robin it is.

It's Denny from The Room Robin. Indeterminate age and mental capability who just likes to watch.

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

Ensign_Ricky posted:

It's Denny from The Room Robin. Indeterminate age and mental capability who just likes to watch.

Not Danny the street Robin?

Bruce is going to help Denny with his drug problem?

X-O
Apr 28, 2002

Long Live The King!

Scott Aukerman of the Comedy Bing Bong show/podcast filled in on this week's Spider-Man / Deadpool about them visiting the set of the in-universe Deadpool movie. It was a good read.



ImpAtom
May 24, 2007

X-O posted:

Scott Aukerman of the Comedy Bing Bong show/podcast filled in on this week's Spider-Man / Deadpool about them visiting the set of the in-universe Deadpool movie. It was a good read.





I sense some subtle commentary in this joke comic.

Chinston Wurchill
Jun 27, 2010

It's not that kind of test.

Kwyndig posted:

The current Squirrel Girl issue is also great. Mole Ma'am, hah!



Speaking of, that's how you do a recap page.

Saoshyant
Oct 26, 2010

:hmmorks: :orks:




Ah, the old pen life-hack.




Dr. Strange and his magical tricks.

(both Gwenpool #3)

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


Teenage Fansub posted:

Batman's motivational speeches can't all be winners.




gently caress you Batman, the Super Nintendo isn't trash!

*dumps all Batman comics in a trash can and walks away dramatically, framed by the ghostly silhouette of Super Mario*

Gaz-L
Jan 28, 2009

Saoshyant posted:



Ah, the old pen life-hack.




Dr. Strange and his magical tricks.

(both Gwenpool #3)

Guruhiru make Strange look suave as gently caress.

wiegieman
Apr 22, 2010

Royalty is a continuous cutting motion


Gaz-L posted:

Guruhiru make Strange look suave as gently caress.

Gurihiru make everything look suave as gently caress.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Tasteful Dickpic posted:

He's a man who dresses in skintight outfits that looks like a bat, and he identifies strongly with being a bat. He sometimes fucks a woman who dresses like a cat.

Batman is a hell of a sex thing.

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad


/Crawls backwards out of room squeaking like a bat

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


In my headcanon, Batman is terrible at sex and no one has the heart to tell him.

SilverSupernova
Feb 1, 2013

Lurdiak posted:

In my headcanon, Batman is terrible at sex and no one has the heart to tell him.

At first it's decent. Nothing spectacular, but it's passable. Then he mutters about how he never truly felt joy since the last time he saw his mother's face and things start to get weird.

WickedHate
Aug 1, 2013

by Lowtax
He must be really ashamed of that secret.

purple death ray
Jul 28, 2007

me omw 2 steal ur girl

Lurdiak posted:

In my headcanon, Batman is terrible at sex and no one has the heart to tell him.

"WHERE IS (the clitoris)?! SWEAR TO MEEEEE !! "

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Hh. Hh. Hh. Hh. Hh. Hnh. Hh. Mrm.

purple death ray
Jul 28, 2007

me omw 2 steal ur girl

It's cool, he's got a Hitachi in his utility belt.

WickedHate
Aug 1, 2013

by Lowtax
So he doesn't have a giant sized batman-thing?

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band
What if he has time to prepare beforehand?

WickedHate
Aug 1, 2013

by Lowtax
I liked Batman's condoms when they were just rubber, but now they have all this armor for "more realistic protection". :rolleyes:

JoshTheStampede
Sep 8, 2004

come at me bro

Squizzle posted:

Hh. Hh. Hh. Hh. Hh. Hnh. Hh. Mrm.

Whenever anyone writes out that Batman noise I always imagine it as the Marge Simpson grumble.

Norns
Nov 21, 2011

Senior Shitposting Strategist

WickedHate posted:

I liked Batman's condoms when they were just rubber, but now they have all this armor for "more realistic protection". :rolleyes:

So you're saying Michael Keaton is your favorite Batman?

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


Norns posted:

So you're saying Michael Keaton is your favorite Batman?

You make it sound as if there's other options.

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band
Michael Keaton was definitely the best Bruce Wayne.

purple death ray
Jul 28, 2007

me omw 2 steal ur girl

prefect posted:

What if he has time to prepare beforehand?

Jerking off an hour before your date isn't a secret ninja technique, Bruce.

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Detective No. 27
Jun 7, 2006

prefect posted:

Michael Keaton was definitely the best Bruce Wayne.

Yeah, he's alright as Batman, but has such an intense Bruce Wayne.

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