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Karl Sharks
Feb 20, 2008

The Immortal Science of Sharksism-Fininism

"there's nothing worse than what is happening now"

:smugdon: challenge accepted

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Pook Good Mook
Aug 6, 2013


ENFORCE THE UNITED STATES DRESS CODE AT ALL COSTS!

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Anyone know the average size of a campaign staff for a Senate election? Surely they must approach 73 people.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

Mr. Pumroy posted:

i too, am scott adams


Scott Adams is more like the head of John the Baptist from The Invisibles. He's a malfunctioning person that's sputtering out buzzwords from PUA manuals, MK-ULTRA fanfiction and Alex Jones podcasts but there's an army of people who insist he's telling hidden truths.

HappyHippo
Nov 19, 2003
Do you have an Air Miles Card?

Karl Sharks posted:

wooaaahh

just show videos of puppies, kittens, other small adorable animals in that same spirit

id vote for that

Endless Trash
Aug 12, 2007


Prisoner: Whatcha in for, friend?

Jeb: I made an oath, and I broke it.

babypolis
Nov 4, 2009

trump changed raped for abused it seems

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

FrensaGeran posted:

Prisoner: Whatcha in for, friend?

Jeb: I made an oath, and I broke it.


Trump: BURN THEM ALL BURN THEM ALL BURN THEM ALL BURN THEM ALL

Jeb: *standing behind him, sword in hand* I don't need this, I could be doing really cool things right now

Endless Trash
Aug 12, 2007


babypolis posted:

trump changed raped for abused it seems

He also does "ripped off" except at one point he said "ripping us off, they rip us on trade, they rip on currency" and it sounds uncomfortably close to rape.

Venom Snake
Feb 19, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo
Why is trump talking about how poo poo his campaign is?

mannerup
Jan 11, 2004

♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬
this q poll is going to be a staple of the stump until november

Venom Snake
Feb 19, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo
Is this the electoral version of "woooooooowwwwwww it took 10 of you guys to take me down!"

Karl Sharks
Feb 20, 2008

The Immortal Science of Sharksism-Fininism

mannerup posted:

this q poll is going to be a staple of the stump until november

he mentions his 33% hispanic numbers without mentioning the 1% with african americans, but saying they love him

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle
im really glad polls trump is back, moreso that he's pumping up a poll where he's losing.

WE'RE IN THE MARGIN OF ERROR, EVERYONE CELEBRATE!

agent_wildflower
Sep 7, 2011

Intel&Sebastian posted:

Trump: BURN THEM ALL BURN THEM ALL BURN THEM ALL BURN THEM ALL

Jeb: *standing behind him, sword in hand* I don't need this, I could be doing really cool things right now

Jeb, what did the mad Donald say when you put the sword of Chang through his back?

mannerup
Jan 11, 2004

♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬
https://twitter.com/reidepstein/status/748258380389580800

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
Since Korea really

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
I wonder if trump knows we went to war with North Korea

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

We won Grenada and Panama

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

Anyone have that Trump clip of him saying MS804 was blown out of the sky?

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-africa-36668910

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

FAUXTON posted:

Anyone have that Trump clip of him saying MS804 was blown out of the sky?

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-africa-36668910

Does smoke mean something definitive? Any way it wasn't a clip it was a tweet.

mannerup
Jan 11, 2004

♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬

FAUXTON posted:

Anyone have that Trump clip of him saying MS804 was blown out of the sky?

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-africa-36668910

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4-sSDM1qdtg

PleasingFungus
Oct 10, 2012
idiot asshole bitch who should fuck off

OAquinas posted:

...yeah, I'm thinking Trump's not getting any of the Native American demo. I'd love to see Marty Two-Bulls' reaction piece to this...assuming it wasn't just a giant fractal facepalm.

mr. two-bulls does not seem to be a big trump supporter.



(and he's no warren fan, either.)

docbeard
Jul 19, 2011

Slate Action posted:

I know every form of trade. Fair trade, bad trade, good trade, free trade.

Dr. Seuss's economic primer is not one of his better works, alas.

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science

I'm still wondering where this falls on the list of Crooked Hillary's Top Ten Lies, but the home office in Sioux City, Iowa isn't returning my calls.

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

PleasingFungus posted:

mr. two-bulls does not seem to be a big trump supporter.



(and he's no warren fan, either.)

looks more like Butthead than Trump

MysteriousStranger
Mar 3, 2016
My "vacation" is a euphemism for war tourism in Ukraine for some "bloody work" to escape my boring techie job and family.

Ask me about my warcrimes.

zoux posted:

We won Grenada and Panama

And Balkans.

We actually win most armed conflicts we enter. We are just poo poo bad at keeping order and rebuilding after! So eventually we say gently caress it and run off leaving a smoldering wreck. Plus a lot of the wars we count as "losing" we're really proxy wars where there is no winner, it's just running conflicts.

But I mean, this is the man who said we never beat the Japanese at anything, despite you know England, Germany, and Japan being our biggest and most consequential wins... well that and the nuking.

Dr.Zeppelin
Dec 5, 2003

babypolis posted:

trump changed raped for abused it seems

trump says rape a lot: omg what a genius he's luring democrats into a trap

trump stops saying rape a lot: omg what a genius he A-B tested it and this is the better line he's so good at this

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

paranoid randroid posted:

looks more like Butthead than Trump

Oh my god ITS YOUR OFF MONITOR

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



I'm a globalist through my mother, but I'm non-practicing

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

zoux posted:

Does smoke mean something definitive? Any way it wasn't a clip it was a tweet.

How much smoke would there be to detect if the plane got blown open/apart?

They're also pointing out they found soot and heat damage which is why they were able to say "thick black smoke." Fire in avionics isn't a fire in the luggage compartment and the way they're describing the fire really points to it not starting in the lavatory either. Maybe it was an incendiary device smuggled on board by ground staff, but they'd likely be pointing out evidence of accelerants and an unusual ignition point (I.e. not along a wire conduit) given the findings of soot and heat damage. If it was terrorism but designed to be as indistinguishable from a mechanical or electrical failure as possible, what would the point be if nobody took credit?

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

zoux posted:

Oh my god ITS YOUR OFF MONITOR

gah

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

FAUXTON posted:

How much smoke would there be to detect if the plane got blown open/apart?

They're also pointing out they found soot and heat damage which is why they were able to say "thick black smoke." Fire in avionics isn't a fire in the luggage compartment and the way they're describing the fire really points to it not starting in the lavatory either. Maybe it was an incendiary device smuggled on board by ground staff, but they'd likely be pointing out evidence of accelerants and an unusual ignition point (I.e. not along a wire conduit) given the findings of soot and heat damage. If it was terrorism but designed to be as indistinguishable from a mechanical or electrical failure as possible, what would the point be if nobody took credit?

It's good that it's probably not terrorism, but it's too late to call Trump out on being a dickhead for jumping to conclusions because he'd just go "Orlando and Istanbul, bitch"

Zelder
Jan 4, 2012

Dr.Zeppelin posted:

trump says rape a lot: omg what a genius he's luring democrats into a trap

trump stops saying rape a lot: omg what a genius he A-B tested it and this is the better line he's so good at this

Please don't steal from O&R's playbook

PleasingFungus
Oct 10, 2012
idiot asshole bitch who should fuck off

zoux posted:

It's good that it's probably not terrorism, but it's too late to call Trump out on being a dickhead for jumping to conclusions because he'd just go "Orlando and Istanbul, bitch"

appreciate the congrats

H5N1
Mar 8, 2005

heil satan
I can't believe how excited I am about the Jeb campaign!

H5N1 fucked around with this message at 23:47 on Oct 18, 2016

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

H5N1 posted:

Relax, bitches. Jeb can fix it.

I can't believe how excited I am about his laying waste to the convention!

you and me both, pal.

Rocks
Dec 30, 2011


jesus loving christ

Rocks
Dec 30, 2011

i really want Trump to comment on Jason Lewis, a congressman running in Minnesota who has... shall we say, interesting opinions about slavery.

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

zoux posted:

It's good that it's probably not terrorism, but it's too late to call Trump out on being a dickhead for jumping to conclusions because he'd just go "Orlando and Istanbul, bitch"

Yeah jumping to conclusions on a plane crash is the same thing as calling a suicide bomber caught on camera a terrorist.

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zoux
Apr 28, 2006

FAUXTON posted:

Yeah jumping to conclusions on a plane crash is the same thing as calling a suicide bomber caught on camera a terrorist.

It's not, I just mean that even if it comes out 100% for sure confirmed not terrorism, Trump isn't going to be like "mea culpa"

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