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How will you be voting in the UKEU Referendum?
This poll is closed.
Remain - Keep Britane Strong! 328 15.40%
Leave - Take Are Sovreignity Back! 115 5.40%
Remain - But only because Brexit are crazy 506 23.76%
Leave - But only because the EU is terrible 157 7.37%
Spoiled Ballot - This whole thing is an awful idea 61 2.86%
I'm not going to vote 19 0.89%
I'm not allowed to vote 411 19.30%
Pissflaps 533 25.02%
Total: 2130 votes
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baka kaba
Jul 19, 2003

PLEASE ASK ME, THE SELF-PROFESSED NO #1 PAUL CATTERMOLE FAN IN THE SOMETHING AWFUL S-CLUB 7 MEGATHREAD, TO NAME A SINGLE SONG BY HIS EXCELLENT NU-METAL SIDE PROJECT, SKUA, AND IF I CAN'T PLEASE TELL ME TO
EAT SHIT

Dante80 posted:

Why is Corbyn viewed by some as unelectable in a general election? Is it something akin to Sanders being too left to be electable by independents/moderates?

Because members of the PLP will actively sabotage the campaign and the party to ensure Corbyn never becomes PM. It's basically the pissflapsian "I want Labour to win but not if Corbyn's the leader" only with people who have political and media influence

Think of 'unelectable' as more of a promise than an observation, if you like

baka kaba fucked around with this message at 21:46 on Jun 29, 2016

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d3c0y2
Sep 29, 2009

XMNN posted:

interesting

do you know how people feel about mcgovern and frank field? they re both shits imho

why is wirral labour such garbage

at least my mp (greenwood) hasnt made me regret campaigning for her (tbf it would be nearly impossible unless she personally disembowelled jezza, gently caress esther mcvey)

Frank Field is never liked and only seems to get by because hes MP for an area that would never consider not voting labour, no matter how bad the MP is. Once time I met him it was on a bus to liverpool where he was sitting in front of me and getting heckled by some old rad dude for 30 minutes on how garbage he was.

Jack of Hearts posted:

Because he's an old beardy man with very little charisma? He can probably only become PM if the Tories screw up so drastically that people decide that Laubor is the only option. And this screw up isn't necessarily that bad. It's terrible, but not necessarily that bad.

Short of accidentally launching a nuke or invading France I'd rank this as pretty up there on the "yes it is that bad" screwups.

d3c0y2 fucked around with this message at 21:47 on Jun 29, 2016

Halman
Feb 10, 2007

What's the...Rush?
Maybe I'm naive about youth voters but surely surely right after old people voted away their futures isn't the best time to launch a leadership challenge that'll require the youth to stay uninvolved.

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


Some cool cards have been spread in some Polish neighborhoods.

Extreme0
Feb 28, 2013

I dance to the sweet tune of your failure so I'm never gonna stop fucking with you.

Continue to get confused and frustrated with me as I dance to your anger.

As I expect nothing more from ya you stupid runt!


https://twitter.com/britainelects/status/748172237132431362

UK Status: hosed

Grondoth
Feb 18, 2011

Palpek posted:

Some cool cards have been spread in some Polish neighborhoods.



Cool shirt and cool cards

baka kaba
Jul 19, 2003

PLEASE ASK ME, THE SELF-PROFESSED NO #1 PAUL CATTERMOLE FAN IN THE SOMETHING AWFUL S-CLUB 7 MEGATHREAD, TO NAME A SINGLE SONG BY HIS EXCELLENT NU-METAL SIDE PROJECT, SKUA, AND IF I CAN'T PLEASE TELL ME TO
EAT SHIT

Halman posted:

Maybe I'm naive about youth voters but surely surely right after old people voted away their futures isn't the best time to launch a leadership challenge that'll require the youth to stay uninvolved.

Well in all the reporting in March about how this coup was going to be launched after the EU referendum, they said that this would basically be their last chance before Corbyn changed the rules at the September (?) conference.

So it's not about whether it's a good idea in general, it's about whether it suits their interests

sean10mm
Jun 29, 2005

It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, MAD-2R World
Has there ever been a stupider referendum result in human history that didn't involve massive voter fraud?

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

d3c0y2 posted:

Short of accidentally launching a missile or invading France I'd rank this as pretty up there on the "yes it is that bad" screwups.
Accidentally launching a missile it probably lands in the sea somewhere, and you can alert everyone in advance. Then one person gets court martialed and you apologize a lot.

David Cameron accidentally exited an entire political union.

qhat
Jul 6, 2015



I'm remain but I don't think there should be a second referendum. What's done is done.

namesake
Jun 19, 2006

"When I was a girl, around 12 or 13, I had a fantasy that I'd grow up to marry Captain Scarlet, but he'd be busy fighting the Mysterons so I'd cuckold him with the sexiest people I could think of - Nigel Mansell, Pat Sharp and Mr. Blobby."


A second referendum was never the answer, it was just the bargaining stage of grief.


Halman posted:

Maybe I'm naive about youth voters but surely surely right after old people voted away their futures isn't the best time to launch a leadership challenge that'll require the youth to stay uninvolved.

Yeah holy poo poo imagine the referendum, then a labour leadership vote and then an general all in a year. Either setting a generation of people who will always vote out of a newly gained habit or people who hate democracy because it's annoying or disruptive.

ShredsYouSay
Sep 22, 2011

How's his widow holding up?

sean10mm posted:

Has there ever been a stupider referendum result in human history that didn't involve massive voter fraud?

When the Neanderthals voted themselves out of existence?

stephenfry
Nov 3, 2009

I AM AN IDIOT.
I AM AN IDIOT.
I AM AN IDIOT.
I AM AN IDIOT.
I AM AN IDIOT.
I AM AN IDIOT.
I AM AN IDIOT.
I AM AN IDIOT.
the rest of the world needs to use brexit as an example in many instances, like whenever another russell brand says dumb things about the value of votes. it's not for me to say but the result should stand and boris should be forced to sustain it
yes, banks moving to paris is "throwing toys out of the pram"

though I am sympathetic to the narrative that humanity is governed by infants

qhat
Jul 6, 2015


The conservatives might still try to force it through at the end of the year anyway to avoid having to pull the trigger.

UrbicaMortis
Feb 16, 2012

Hmm, how shall I post today?

Jose posted:

corbyn is really not very good and its a shame he was the left wing candidate this time. i like him but he's not cut out to be leader. mcdonnell i think is

I kinda agree to be honest. I think he's done OK considering but I'm not sure it's where he's best. But nothing about any of this is ideal, so I guess we just have to keep trucking.

qhat posted:

Andy Burnham would be the best person IMO

I don't mind Burnham but I think I wouldn't want him as leader without a decent mount of pressure from the party to keep him from drifting rightward. He strikes me as the sort who is naturally fairly left wing but enough of a politician to jump to triangulation way too quickly. Maybe if the Labour Party goes through its current ructions and the Corbyn side comes out on top, Burnham can emerge from his Mayorship to take over.

mila kunis
Jun 10, 2011
When even David Cameron's calling you out, you know its time to go.

big scary monsters
Sep 2, 2011

-~Skullwave~-

I wouldn't support a second referendum either. The first one was a mistake and I suspect another would just piss people off and probably return the same result, maybe with an even stronger Leave win. If Government has the will to wriggle their way out of this then it'd be much better just to say that the vote was too close and after thinking it over it's too damaging and we're not going to leave, rather than pinning their hopes on a half-arsed do-over. People would be about as angry but at least there wouldn't be any uncertainty.

I rather suspect it's much too late for that though.

MrL_JaKiri
Sep 23, 2003

A bracing glass of carrot juice!

tekz posted:

When even David Cameron's calling you out, you know its time to go.

David Cameron calls out everyone all the time, it's all he ever does

qhat
Jul 6, 2015


UrbicaMortis posted:

I don't mind Burnham but I think I wouldn't want him as leader without a decent mount of pressure from the party to keep him from drifting rightward. He strikes me as the sort who is naturally fairly left wing but enough of a politician to jump to triangulation way too quickly. Maybe if the Labour Party goes through its current ructions and the Corbyn side comes out on top, Burnham can emerge from his Mayorship to take over.

If it stops the petulant children in the PLP from exploding every time the tory party royally fucks up then it could be a good thing.

UrbicaMortis
Feb 16, 2012

Hmm, how shall I post today?

tekz posted:

When even David Cameron's calling you out, you know its time to go.

He has always displayed great judgement.

qhat posted:

If it stops the petulant children in the PLP from exploding every time the tory party royally fucks up then it could be a good thing.

Yeah but neither is there any point if instead of the PLP exploding when the tories gently caress up, they agree with them and start making the CONTROLS ON IMMIGRATION mugs by the bucketful.

Pochoclo
Feb 4, 2008

No...
Clapping Larry

MrL_JaKiri posted:

David Cameron calls out everyone all the time, it's all he ever does

To be honest, they all need to get the gently caress out. Every single one of them.

Unkempt
May 24, 2003

...perfect spiral, scientists are still figuring it out...

tekz posted:

When even David Cameron's calling you out, you know its time to go.

He has proven to have had the shrewdest judgement in all the land, so sure, why not.

Extreme0
Feb 28, 2013

I dance to the sweet tune of your failure so I'm never gonna stop fucking with you.

Continue to get confused and frustrated with me as I dance to your anger.

As I expect nothing more from ya you stupid runt!


http://www.theguardian.com/politics...4b0dc1d1904ac65

Kezia Dugdale offers to be shadow Scottish secretary

quote:

The Scottish Labour leader Kezia Dugdale told Jeremy Corbyn she would take on the vacant post as shadow Scottish secretary on Labour’s cabinet in a bid to fill the vacuum left by Ian Murray’s resignation on Sunday, party sources have told the Guardian.

With further announcements on Corbyn’s shadow cabinet thought to be imminent, the post is one of a handful which Corbyn has yet to fill. The disclosures from party sources shed further light on the cause of the delay replacing Murray – the only Labour MP left in Scotland.

Dugdale told Corbyn she would be extremely unhappy if the UK Labour leader appointed a non-Scottish MP or peer to the vacancy, during a series of text conversations and then a phone call on Monday.

An ally of Murray’s, Dugdale told Corbyn it would be “unacceptable” for Scottish Labour not to have direct representation in the shadow cabinet, despite there being no other MP available in Scotland.

Murray, an open critic of Corbyn’s leadership but Labour’s only MP in Scotland, was in the first wave of shadow cabinet resignations on Sunday, calling on Corbyn to resign as UK leader.

Party sources in Edinburgh admit that appointing Dugdale would be complicated: Corbyn would need to appoint a constitution or UK nations spokesman to speak in the Commons. They said Corbyn said the proposal was interesting, but no action has been taken.

By the way. Scottish Labour are pissed off at Ian Murray for leaving.

Samog
Dec 13, 2006
At least I'm not an 07.
seems to me that corbyn ought to stay

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

tekz posted:

When even David Cameron's calling you out, you know its time to go.

he hosed a pig and broke up the union

biglads
Feb 21, 2007

I could've gone to Blatherwycke



Palpek posted:

Some cool cards have been spread in some Polish neighborhoods.



Collect the coupons from the Daily Express and they'll send you down a box of them

Verizian
Dec 18, 2004
The spiky one.
With Burnhambot5000 as mayor of Manchester I fully expect the northern powerhouse to pull together and we'll declare our own Independence by 2025 when the new anti-gravity engines allow us to fly the entire city and Greater Manchester region, far away from this loving mess with all the other northern cities following in a massive convoy. After all it's a less crazy idea than if you'd told people a decade ago that Farage, Bozza and Gove would lead us into this hosed up mess after our soon to be ex-PM irrumated a porcine corpse's severed head.

Paul.Power
Feb 7, 2009

The three roles of APCs:
Transports.
Supply trucks.
Distractions.

Dante80 posted:

Why is Corbyn viewed by some as unelectable in a general election? Is it something akin to Sanders being too left to be electable by independents/moderates?
From the PLP's point of view, he's too left-wing.

Beyond that, his strengths (reasonable, serious, polite, tries to give honest and thorough answers to questions) are also weaknesses: he doesn't get angry enough with his opponents (be it the Tories or the PLP). He also doesn't have much of a sense of humour, and no knack for the infamous soundbites. John McDonnell would beat him on all these counts, but McDonnell is Corbyn's closest ally so good luck getting him to try for the leadership unless Corbyn specifically passes the baton on to him.

He also has some questionable beliefs on certain issues (Trident, nuclear power, homeopathy) and historically has been a left-wing Eurosceptic (he campaigned for Remain, but the PLP and other aspects of the Labour party like Welsh Labour have accused him of being reluctant). I think a lot of people held their noses on those issues when they voted for him in the first place, in the hope that he could compromise with the mainstream on those issues while keeping the economic (especially anti-austerity) policies. Naturally the Tories, PLP and media have instead hammered him on these weakpoints repeatedly.

At this point for most of his fans it's ultimately more about an idea (socialism and grassroots democracy) than the man himself.

Paul.Power fucked around with this message at 22:14 on Jun 29, 2016

Halman
Feb 10, 2007

What's the...Rush?

tekz posted:

When even David Cameron's calling you out, you know its time to go.

Cameron who is noted for wanting what is best for labour and there country at large

Joda
Apr 24, 2010

When I'm off, I just like to really let go and have fun, y'know?

Fun Shoe

tekz posted:

When even David Cameron's calling you out, you know its time to go.

Yeah because incompetent people are the best at determining the competency of others.

Fans
Jun 27, 2013

A reptile dysfunction

Halman posted:

Cameron who is noted for wanting what is best for labour and there country at large

Actually I read that the Telegraph is also saying he should go. The pressure is mounting from people who definitely want the best for the Labour party.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
if people want a reason corbyn is unelectable its because he's really not liked up north

suck my woke dick
Oct 10, 2012

:siren:I CANNOT EJACULATE WITHOUT SEEING NATIVE AMERICANS BRUTALISED!:siren:

Put this cum-loving slave on ignore immediately!

Paul.Power posted:

From the PLP's point of view, he's too left-wing.

Beyond that, his strengths (reasonable, serious, polite, tries to give honest and thorough answers to questions) are also weaknesses: he doesn't get angry enough with his opponents (be it the Tories or the PLP). He also doesn't have much of a sense of humour, and no knack for the infamous soundbites. John McDonnell would beat him on all these counts, but McDonnell is Corbyn's closest ally so good luck getting him to try for the leadership unless Corbyn specifically passes the baton on to him.

He also has some questionable beliefs on certain issues (Trident, nuclear power, homeopathy) and historically has been a left-wing Eurosceptic (he campaigned for Remain, but the PLP and other aspects of the Labour party like Welsh Labour have accused him of being reluctant). I think a lot of people held their noses on those issues when they voted for him in the first place, in the hope that he could compromise with the mainstream on those issues while keeping the economic (especially anti-austerity) policies. Naturally the PLP has instead hammered him on these weakpoints repeatedly.

At this point for most of his fans it's ultimately more about an idea (socialism and grassroots democracy) than the man himself.

Sort of, for Momentum probably, but for me (and I suspect for at least a meaningful minority of Corbae supporters) it's a more moderate wish for him to drag Labour far enough to the left for a sufficiently long time so that once he retires peacefully has a stress-induced stroke Labour will be an actual left wing party with lefties (including young and middle aged lefties, not just 80 year old leftie leftovers) in charge and some sort of mechanism for the membership to tell sellout MPs to gently caress off.


Jose posted:

he hosed a pig and broke up the union

Brits don't quit.

Chucat
Apr 14, 2006

I'm so mad that Tom Watson has done nothing since he was elected deputy leader.

This thread made me think he'd be yelling at people 24/7 and driving tanks into the House of Commons.

Crashbee
May 15, 2007

Stupid people are great at winning arguments, because they're too stupid to realize they've lost.

big scary monsters posted:

I wouldn't support a second referendum either. The first one was a mistake and I suspect another would just piss people off and probably return the same result, maybe with an even stronger Leave win. If Government has the will to wriggle their way out of this then it'd be much better just to say that the vote was too close and after thinking it over it's too damaging and we're not going to leave, rather than pinning their hopes on a half-arsed do-over. People would be about as angry but at least there wouldn't be any uncertainty.

I rather suspect it's much too late for that though.

Would it have to be another straight out/in question? A multiple-choice referendum on what exactly the public wants from a Brexit would show just how confused the Leavers are.

RobotNinjaHornets
Dec 30, 2012

Chucat posted:

I'm so mad that Tom Watson has done nothing since he was elected deputy leader.

This thread made me think he'd be yelling at people 24/7 and driving tanks into the House of Commons.

This has just given me an idea

Dennis Skinner for deputy

Peel
Dec 3, 2007

Corbyn vs. the PLP may also be a proxy battle for maintaining a strong anti-racist line, and so on.

I think there's a lot of just plain distrust for the PLP not to jump right on issues the membership take very seriously the importance of holding the line on. That the parliamentary party have ingrained institutional habits to move right and block left in response to any given challenge.

suck my woke dick
Oct 10, 2012

:siren:I CANNOT EJACULATE WITHOUT SEEING NATIVE AMERICANS BRUTALISED!:siren:

Put this cum-loving slave on ignore immediately!

Jose posted:

if people want a reason corbyn is unelectable its because he's really not liked up north

Yeah he's too much of a kindly old man who can talk about things at length without it being an angry rant.

MrL_JaKiri
Sep 23, 2003

A bracing glass of carrot juice!

Jose posted:

if people want a reason corbyn is unelectable its because he's really not liked up north

If people keep voting Labour anyway that's the opposite of being unelectable


Chucat posted:

I'm so mad that Tom Watson has done nothing since he was elected deputy leader.

This thread made me think he'd be yelling at people 24/7 and driving tanks into the House of Commons.

A lot of people on the internet were of the opinion that Tom Watson was great because he had it in for Murdoch and likes video games

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Wistful of Dollars
Aug 25, 2009

Pissflaps posted:

No devolved parliament will be vetoing any Westminster legislation.

Another patented Pissflaps prediction.

Let's see if he's right this time.

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