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Why the hell are "allies" and poo poo on that thing? The Mountain needs to be there? Brandon Stark needs to be there? It's as convoluted as anything gurm could have come up with so good on them.
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This owns. Someone on Twitter called her a oval office for posting it.
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Colonel Whitey posted:This owns. Someone on Twitter called her a oval office for posting it. eyes rolling so far back this is why we can't have nice things
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She's a woman, someone probably called her a oval office just for being on the internet.
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Colonel Whitey posted:This owns. Someone on Twitter called her a oval office for posting it. Which one
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it's a simple story with a simple moral about not burning children alive sure a child is burned alive and at least two others were roasted after being lightly killed and thousands off screen but don't call the actors with a sense of humor about the production a oval office, ya oval office
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So Jon Snow is really Jon Waters?
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Ha! She even has a red blanket to keep her warm. Truly one of the best method actors of our time.davecrazy posted:So Jon Snow is really Jon Waters? It would certainly explain his lovely facial hair.
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syscall girl posted:it's a simple story with a simple moral about not burning children alive Well, if she havent burned her, I guess the Battle of the Bastards would have been quite uncomfortable under that endless storm. Heck, it worked so well it might have actually delayed the loving winter a bit
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It's goddamn criminal they didn't time it so crawling up to the flames happens when he says "what is going on in here" and it catching fire makes him say "piss" and the town on fire "it's so hot in here" He didn't even keep it going long enough to hear it's so hot in here. Why even bother?
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davecrazy posted:So Jon Snow is really Jon Waters? Jon Sand, since he was born in Dorne.
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Jun 29, 2016 22:16
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Check his long form birth certificate.
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less laughter posted:Jon Sand, since he was born in Dorne. According to http://awoiaf.westeros.org/index.php/Bastardy Snow is actually the most fitting surname, since he grew up in the north.
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Turdis McWordis posted:Check his long form birth certificate. "Branno finds a USB port and continues downloading the Tower of Joy...Branno plugs in his flashback device and read Jonno's fuckin' birth certificate!"
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less laughter posted:Which one Mel but the idea of calling shireen a oval office is hilarious and I would give the guy a pass if he did it
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TommyGun85 posted:he doesnt need legitimizing, all the northern Lords basically said they dont give a poo poo if hes a bastard hes still their Lord. Honestly, I think they're happier about it this way. The Starks are effectively broken as a house until Sansa gets her poo poo together. I mean, Bran's off being a crippled druid, Arya's too busy stabbing bitches to worry about producing heirs, and Jon's grasped the importance of throwing all of humanity into not being murdered by ice monsters.
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davecrazy posted:So Jon Snow is really Jon Waters? the book already has a Jon Waters: http://awoiaf.westeros.org/index.php/Jon_Waters
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less laughter posted:http://www.makinggameofthrones.com/production-diary/got-connections-ned-promise-tower-of-joy-infographic Of all the pointless characters on there (the loving mountain?) I hope Tyrion being left off is 100% intentional so that they don't have to confirm/deny whether or not Tywin's his father. davecrazy posted:So Jon Snow is really Jon Waters? So do people ever stop to consider that Jon's not a bastard in the first place? Targs have had multiple wives and there's no reason to think Rhaegar and Lyanna couldn't have gotten married, even if it was just them, a maester/septon, and a few kingsguard like Arthur Dayne. Gonna be funny if next season Bran relays what he saw and its "...and so aunt Lyanna told father that she eloped with Rhaegar and begged him to protect their son Jon Targaryen. Good news Jon, you were never actually a bastard!"
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The mountain is only connected to Tywin and people he's killed on that map. And nobody has killed him despite being a zombie.
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man your avatar is bumping in tune with the song I'm listening to and it sort of freaked me out.
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Evil Fluffy posted:Of all the pointless characters on there (the loving mountain?) I hope Tyrion being left off is 100% intentional so that they don't have to confirm/deny whether or not Tywin's his father. They could, but considering a war was started over the kidnapping, it would be really dumb if they hadn't announced it. I mean Lyanna is a Stark, so doing dumb things is in her blood.
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davecrazy posted:So Jon Snow is really Jon Waters? The book wiki seems to suggest it's where you're raised that determines your bastard name rather than place of birth, but he'd be Jon Sand if it were birth.
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visceril posted:Why isn't he Jon Blackfyre? Because the Blackfyres was a noble house founded by legitimized Targaryen bastard. Targaryen bastards follow the same naming conventions as other bastards.
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Basically Atreiden posted:Because the Blackfyres was a noble house founded by legitimized Targaryen bastard. Targaryen bastards follow the same naming conventions as other bastards. Right right I'm a dumbass Brynden Rivers = Bloodraven not Brynden Blackfyre. Blackfyre is a way cooler name tho
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The episode was tight tight tight. Good stuff, good TV, better than Fat Man
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the next season will be a college comedy where sam just tries to get laid
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His tits went down a cup. HA! Fat jokes! Hogge Wild posted:the next season will be a college comedy where sam just tries to get laid I'd legitimately read/watch medieval fantasy Animal House.
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So...is his dad gonna come gently caress him up or does Sam just have Hartsbane now... Cuz the only reason I can think of him keeping it is because we have now 3 magic dragon swords that the viewers are familiar with, to go with the 3 dragons and the 3 Targs/riders. The 3 swords being Longclaw, Oathkeeper, and now Hartsbane. I don't recall any other Valyrian blades being prominent in the show. In the book Aegon probably has the original Targ sword that Bittersteel took, and there's also the smaller sword that was made along with Oathkeeper from Ice. In the end I see the book going in the same direction of 3 dragons = 3 riders = 3 swords.
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visceril posted:
Yeah I think Joffrey's sword was the other one made from Ice, wasn't that in the show? What happened to it?
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Colonel Whitey posted:Yeah I think Joffrey's sword was the other one made from Ice, wasn't that in the show? What happened to it? According to the kipedias Tommen inherited it, though it was last shown at Joffrey's funeral. But unless you hear characters name-drop it out of nowhere episode after episode while they load up Chekhov's Gun with a full magazine I think it's safe to say that Gendry has it in his rowboat.
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:Still disappointed that Dawnstarfall or whatever didn't look like it was made from a glowing meteor. Ned dropped his sword in that fight just like Arya did the first time Syrio tried to train her. It's like poetry. It rhymes.
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Anyone else think that them focusing on the bloody hilt of Dawn at Jon's birth is supposed to be the "bleeding red star?" I mean, basically every character could be the prince that was promised at this point, but I think that was done intentionally.
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:Still disappointed that Dawnstarfall or whatever didn't look like it was made from a glowing meteor. Having a unreasonably large compensation blade would be more anime than dual-wielding at this point
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Solice Kirsk posted:Anyone else think that them focusing on the bloody hilt of Dawn at Jon's birth is supposed to be the "bleeding red star?" I mean, basically every character could be the prince that was promised at this point, but I think that was done intentionally. We REALLY don't want Princess Poo to be the Chosen One, eh?
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