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Three-Phase
Aug 5, 2006

by zen death robot

Say Nothing posted:

From pyf schadenfreude thread.

http://i.imgur.com/VobANnv.mp4

Woah. I've heard of a couple of cases where trees did weird crap like that and people ended up getting killed.

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Martian Manfucker
Dec 27, 2012

misandry is real

Say Nothing posted:

From pyf schadenfreude thread.

http://i.imgur.com/VobANnv.mp4

barberchairs can kill you really easily that guy's super lucky

https://youtu.be/EKzvkRnCF58

GI Joe jobs
Jun 25, 2005

🎅🤜🤛👷

Sammus posted:

Apparently everything people wore in the 50s was super flammable, think of all the new polyester clothes that had just been invented. Couple that with zero safety standards and you pretty much get spontaneous combustion.

During my HVAC design internship, where we primarily focused on office space, I was told that fires are much less common in this era due to a lack of indoor smoking. My boss objected to the complexity of fire code, as it was written in that era and is excessive by today's frequency of fire. Specifically, baffles in the air ducts which lock when the alarm is triggered. I trust his judgement but it feels backwards to reduce fire safety protections.

Another interesting anecdote, buildings 10 stories and taller pressurize the stairwells during a fire alarm to reduce smoke, but too much pressure and you'll lock the doors shut!

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold
Why wouldn't they just copy the Apollo program after the fire and make the door open outwards?

VectorSigma
Jan 20, 2004

Transform
and
Freak Out



Raskolnikov38 posted:

Why wouldn't they just copy the Apollo program after the fire and make the door open outwards?

i guess, if blast furnace human bbq is your thing

GI Joe jobs
Jun 25, 2005

🎅🤜🤛👷
Then you couldn't get in.

Edit: I'm wrong. Looks like code requires doors to open out for exits:
http://idighardware.com/2012/10/door-swing-and-encroachment/

GI Joe jobs fucked around with this message at 03:25 on Jun 29, 2016

vains
May 26, 2004

A Big Ten institution offering distance education catering to adult learners
exit doors open outward. makes sense if you think about it.

sinekumquat
Jun 12, 2005

the most dangerous philosopher in the west
College Slice

Sammus posted:

Apparently everything people wore in the 50s was super flammable, think of all the new polyester clothes that had just been invented. Couple that with zero safety standards and you pretty much get spontaneous combustion.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gt7WHdYOtso

they also used to use gasoline at home for dry cleaning. and often this happened in the kitchen.

people also used to fall asleep with a cigarette and set themselves on fire. today cigarettes self-extinguish, and that's also why there are no more cases of "spontaneous human combustion"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zMku2mhrDeo

sinekumquat fucked around with this message at 03:46 on Jun 29, 2016

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Verdafolio posted:

they also used to use gasoline at home for dry cleaning. and often this happened in the kitchen.

people also used to fall asleep with a cigarette and set themselves on fire. today cigarettes self-extinguish, and that's also why there are no more cases of "spontaneous human combustion"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zMku2mhrDeo

Hopefully Trump will make america great again.

EKDS5k
Feb 22, 2012

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU LET YOUR BEER FREEZE, DAMNIT

Gullous posted:

Then you couldn't get in.

Edit: I'm wrong. Looks like code requires doors to open out for exits:
http://idighardware.com/2012/10/door-swing-and-encroachment/
Stairwell doors on the 2nd and up floors open into the stairwell so the people on those floors can get to the stairs, and the doors on the ground floor open out of the stairwell, so all the people coming down the stairs can get out. Basically it's designed so that wherever the people are, they can get out by panicking and running blindly into doors. So I think what Gullous is saying is that too much pressure in the stairwell means people will have a hard time getting to the stairs, because the doors will be pushed shut.

Baronjutter
Dec 31, 2007

"Tiny Trains"

In panic/disaster situations you basically have to design things for animals. Humans lose all ability to open doors, read signs, or not crush each other in situations like that. It's actually called "panic hardware" on doors so it's just a big old push bar so that if there's any sort of force on the door, including someone too panicked to open the door, a crowd of people pushing would fairly quickly pop the door open.

And all it takes is a minor violation of this sort of code to kill many many people. A single landlord sick of people going out the back door to smoke, or worried about hobos breaking in the back door and installing a deadbolt can be all it takes. "It's just a deadbolt, people can flick it open to get out" they think. Next thing you know there's a pile of dead people there because the first person who came to the door took more than 2 seconds to open it and everyone behind them went into a trample frenzy and they all died from heat and smoke.

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

Baronjutter posted:

Next thing you know there's a pile of dead people there because the first person who came to the door took more than 2 seconds to open it and everyone behind them went into a trample frenzy and they all died from heat and smoke.

station_nightclub.txt

Also, I apologize about getting all spergy on the flood safety; I got swept away by a wave of memories, so I just began to pour my advice out in a stream of consciousness.

Wasabi the J fucked around with this message at 13:14 on Jun 29, 2016

Lincoln
May 12, 2007

Ladies.

nozh posted:

barberchairs can kill you really easily that guy's super lucky

https://youtu.be/EKzvkRnCF58

Why "barberchair"?

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Lincoln posted:

Why "barberchair"?

quote:

Barber Chair
n A tree that, while in the process of receiving the back cut, splits lengthwise and leaves a vertical piece of wood on top of the stump. The remaining piece sticking up in the air is reminiscent of a chair.
Note that the etymology isn't certain and it might also be named because it takes "a little off the top" (usually the arborist's head) :v:

Snowglobe of Doom fucked around with this message at 13:41 on Jun 29, 2016

Moist von Lipwig
Oct 28, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Tortured By Flan
I thought it was because the half of the tree these falls first appears to lift up and then recline like a barber prepping for a shave

bloody ghost titty
Oct 23, 2008

tHROW SOME D"s ON THAT BIZNATCH

Wasabi the J posted:

Also, I apologize about getting all spergy on the flood safety; I got swept away by a wave of memories, so I just began to pour my advice out in a stream of consciousness.

Boooooooooooooooooooo

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Wasabi the J posted:

station_nightclub.txt

Also, I apologize about getting all spergy on the flood safety; I got swept away by a wave of memories, so I just began to pour my advice out in a stream of consciousness.

That's cheating :colbert:

Deteriorata
Feb 6, 2005

EKDS5k posted:

Stairwell doors on the 2nd and up floors open into the stairwell so the people on those floors can get to the stairs, and the doors on the ground floor open out of the stairwell, so all the people coming down the stairs can get out. Basically it's designed so that wherever the people are, they can get out by panicking and running blindly into doors. So I think what Gullous is saying is that too much pressure in the stairwell means people will have a hard time getting to the stairs, because the doors will be pushed shut.

Yeah, that requirement exists because of an incident where a bunch of kids burned to death in a school fire in part because the doors opened inwards. In the crush of people trying to get out, they couldn't swing the doors back, so they were trapped.

Zesty
Jan 17, 2012

The Great Twist

Say Nothing posted:

From pyf schadenfreude thread.

http://i.imgur.com/VobANnv.mp4

That tree tried it's hardest to kill him. If he survived than I bet his life turned Final Destination really quick.

Death will not be cheated.

dietcokefiend
Apr 28, 2004
HEY ILL HAV 2 TXT U L8TR I JUST DROVE IN 2 A DAYCARE AND SCRATCHED MY RAZR

nozh posted:

barberchairs can kill you really easily that guy's super lucky

https://youtu.be/EKzvkRnCF58

This led me to the fantastic video of someone dropping a perfectly good massive tree directly in the spot you may not want it to go

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WvyDZ8n8FLM

Poor tree.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

dietcokefiend posted:

This led me to the fantastic video of someone dropping a perfectly good massive tree directly in the spot you may not want it to go

https://youtu.be/WvyDZ8n8FLM?t=88

Poor tree.

Fixed the link for you.

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

dietcokefiend posted:

This led me to the fantastic video of someone dropping a perfectly good massive tree directly in the spot you may not want it to go

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WvyDZ8n8FLM&t=88s

Poor tree.

Farmers Insurance agent: gently caress no we don't cover that.

Bum-Barum-BumBumBumBum!

Moist von Lipwig
Oct 28, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Tortured By Flan
hahaha "My house!"

Martian Manfucker
Dec 27, 2012

misandry is real
I wish the video was closer to the action because I don't know how you gently caress up your cuts so bad that that happens

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




nozh posted:

I wish the video was closer to the action because I don't know how you gently caress up your cuts so bad that that happens

From the description:

quote:

My neighbor told me they were going to have their tree professionally dropped, and wanted to know if I needed any of my trees dropped - I replied "no, I only drop dangerous trees". I then asked if they were going to limb it up before they drop it because it has a lot of back weight, to which he replied "yep". You can imagine my surprise when I returned home and saw they were over 95% committed, with the limbs still on and no ropes.

Apparently the tree was back heavy but they didn't trim it first? And they didn't bother to use any ropes or anything to help guide the tree.

Mithaldu
Sep 25, 2007

Let's cuddle. :3:
They basically felled that tree with 10% axe and 90% thoughts and prayers, with predictable results.

McDeth
Jan 12, 2005

nozh posted:

barberchairs can kill you really easily that guy's super lucky

https://youtu.be/EKzvkRnCF58

That's so much a barberchair as a complete failure of the internal structure of that tree.

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

dietcokefiend posted:

This led me to the fantastic video of someone dropping a perfectly good massive tree directly in the spot you may not want it to go

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WvyDZ8n8FLM

Poor tree.

lmao at the guy casually scratching his head and putting his hands on his hips after annihilating the home

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Moist von Lipwig posted:

hahaha "My house!"

"My bedroom!"

Mithaldu
Sep 25, 2007

Let's cuddle. :3:
Honestly the best part is that pathetic little axe throw when he realizes what he's done.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Thots and Prayers
Jul 13, 2006

A is the for the atrocious abominated acts that YOu committed. A is also for ass-i-nine, eight, seven, and six.

B, b, b - b is for your belligerent, bitchy, bottomless state of affairs, but why?

C is for the cantankerous condition of our character, you have no cut-out.
Grimey Drawer

Facebook Aunt posted:

From the description:

Apparently the tree was back heavy but they didn't trim it first? And they didn't bother to use any ropes or anything to help guide the tree.

Okay, now it's really hilarious.

To be fair I wouldn't be anywhere near it either, that's a big tree with an idiot cutting it down.

The Lone Badger
Sep 24, 2007

Why was he using an axe anyway?

Jabor
Jul 16, 2010

#1 Loser at SpaceChem

The Lone Badger posted:

Why was he using an axe anyway?

He's not actually chopping the tree with an axe...

The normal way you fell a tree is by cutting out a v-shape on the side you want it to fall towards, then you cut out a slot on the reverse side, and then you hammer some wedges into the slot to tip the tree over.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Zahgaegun posted:

that's a big tree with an idiot cutting it down.

Luckily for our viewing pleasure there's a whoooole bunch of youtube videos about idiots cutting down trees and loving up

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A38tbdu6ugk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wbu0kI4Dty4

Snowglobe of Doom fucked around with this message at 05:59 on Jun 30, 2016

Mithaldu
Sep 25, 2007

Let's cuddle. :3:
:ohdear:

The Lone Badger
Sep 24, 2007

Jabor posted:

He's not actually chopping the tree with an axe...

The normal way you fell a tree is by cutting out a v-shape on the side you want it to fall towards, then you cut out a slot on the reverse side, and then you hammer some wedges into the slot to tip the tree over.

Ah OK. I've always dropped it with the reverse-side cut itself. But then I've only done easy trees.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
I may not know how to fall a tree, but I think now I know how not to fall a tree.

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.
Always check that a water tank is empty before you lift it with a crane:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gm2ihqpb70o

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Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

I would laugh at that guy's reaction, but yeah, pretty sure I'd do the exact same thing.

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