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Rough Lobster
May 27, 2009

Don't be such a squid, bro

Three-Phase posted:

OK now I feel like a jerk.


I remember awhile back that this AWFUL game "Limbo of the Lost" got caught pretty blatantly stealing textures and even a clip from the movie Spawn.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vPe1GqeeDr4 :psyduck:

Good god this is like a fever dream of insanity. This is utterly unnerving.

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Zombear
Dec 4, 2007
Catchphrase!

Phanatic posted:

More Olympic fun.

Actual first responders greeting visitors at the airport:



And the various stadiums aren't finished at all. Here's an artist conception of the BMX park:



Here it actually is:



Nailed it.

The Olympics were a poo poo show from the minute they decided to have the summer games in the southern hemisphere.

Amoeba102
Jan 22, 2010

Zombear posted:

The Olympics were a poo poo show from the minute they decided to have the summer games in the southern hemisphere.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1956_Summer_Olympics

Lurking Haro
Oct 27, 2009


Notice that those actually happened in late November.

Amoeba102
Jan 22, 2010

They were still the summer games in the southern hemisphere, and at least close to being in summer. The Sydney games were in late September though.

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

The Olympics went down the shitter as soon as poetry and sculpture stopped being Olympic events.


Arguably the new Olympics can never hold a torch to the classical Olympics because everyone is wearing clothes.

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

Amoeba102 posted:

They were still the summer games in the southern hemisphere, and at least close to being in summer.

Yeah, but some events took place in Stockholm. So the rule still holds, since they weren't exclusively in a southern hemisphere country.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

FreudianSlippers posted:


Arguably the new Olympics can never hold a torch to the classical Olympics because everyone is wearing clothes.

I want to watch NBA stars getting grossed out when nude dudes bump them.

Amoeba102
Jan 22, 2010

Phanatic posted:

Yeah, but some events took place in Stockholm. So the rule still holds, since they weren't exclusively in a southern hemisphere country.

Well then, Sydney in 200 marks the start of lovely Olympics.

You Americans can say that after Atlanta nothing would be as good if you use that. But if you use the 1956 Olympics you can coincide the Shitolympics with the Soviet Union winning the Games for the first time.

Nuebot
Feb 18, 2013

The developer of Brigador is a secret chud, don't give him money

Chichevache posted:

I want to watch NBA stars getting grossed out when nude dudes bump them.

Its cool, the balls don't touch the balls.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Nuebot posted:

Its cool, the balls don't touch the balls.

Imagine the Schadenfreude. :unsmigghh:

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you

Chichevache posted:

Imagine the Schadenfreude. :unsmigghh:





The guy Vince Carter is dunking over is 7'2"
The greatest dunk ever in the Olympics, possibly in all basketball

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless


WarpedNaba
Feb 8, 2012

Being social makes me swell!

canyoneer posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NvbgwdTGoyo

There's a really cool video on the lumber process

That was pretty wicked, dude. Much obliged.

Tarantula
Nov 4, 2009

No go ahead stand in the fire, the healer will love the shit out of you.
Well we have no akward and ugly thread anymore so this will do, there is fruede mixed with ugly anyway.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ukXGAcvvQVo

Foxhound
Sep 5, 2007

Tarantula posted:

Well we have no akward and ugly thread anymore so this will do, there is fruede mixed with ugly anyway.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ukXGAcvvQVo

Whats happening in the clip starting at roughly 3:53?

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
Switchblade Switcharoo

Chichevache posted:

I want to watch NBA stars getting grossed out when nude dudes bump them.

Greco-Roman wrestling is where it would all go wrong or right

inkblot
Feb 22, 2003

by Nyc_Tattoo

Foxhound posted:

Whats happening in the clip starting at roughly 3:53?

A lot of Twitch streamers think the height or hilarity is having a text-to-speech robot read donations. That guy had his still on at a major tournament and welp. Unfiltered twitch chat straight from racism to your headphones! Hello 100k+ viewers!

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Azhais posted:

Greco-Roman wrestling is where it would all go wrong or right

For content I decided to Google around for some Greek pottery pictures because, if I recall correctly, you could use the genitals as a hold in ancient wrestling :cry:.

Anyway, as I googled "greek wrestling dick" and "greco-roman scrote hold" I came across some Schadenfreude. :nws: A professional wrestler submits his opponent using only his penis.

the Schadenfreude is the shame both of these men will have to feel for the rest of their lives.

WarpedNaba
Feb 8, 2012

Being social makes me swell!

Chichevache posted:

For content I decided to Google around for some Greek pottery pictures because, if I recall correctly, you could use the genitals as a hold in ancient wrestling :cry:.

Anyway, as I googled "greek wrestling dick" and "greco-roman scrote hold" I came across some Schadenfreude. :nws: A professional wrestler submits his opponent using only his penis.

the Schadenfreude is the shame both of these men will have to feel for the rest of their lives.

Austin Powers 3 was the worst of the three.

I don't know why I suddenly recall this.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Chichevache posted:

Anyway, as I googled "greek wrestling dick" and "greco-roman scrote hold" I came across some Schadenfreude. :nws: A professional wrestler submits his opponent using only his penis.

the Schadenfreude is the shame both of these men will have to feel for the rest of their lives.

He got a sponsorship deal from YouPorn sports thanks to that match and added the YouPorn Plex (a penis suplex) to his move set. He's called the "King of Dong Style" and his other moves include the Mustache Ride, the End Scene and the Boob-plex (German suplex via the boobs).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TXcLy52pH2Q
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wUj65V7D0aw

Snowglobe of Doom has a new favorite as of 09:56 on Jun 30, 2016

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord
(CNN)With just 36 days to go before the Rio Olympics kick off, the situation in the host city just went from bad to worse.

A beach goer Wednesday discovered mutilated human body parts that had washed up on the shore, right in front of the Olympic Beach Volleyball Arena on Rio's famed Copacabana beach.

A dismembered foot and another body part still unidentified was found, according to Andre Luiz, an officer of the Military Police. Police believe the victim was a woman or young adult.

Although the circumstances surrounding the person's death are unknown, it is another embarrassing blow to the host country -- already reeling from financial problems, a mishap-prone Olympic torch and an outbreak of the mosquito-borne Zika virus.


Gonna be a good olympics

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Chichevache posted:

For content I decided to Google around for some Greek pottery pictures because, if I recall correctly, you could use the genitals as a hold in ancient wrestling :cry:.

Anyway, as I googled "greek wrestling dick" and "greco-roman scrote hold" I came across some Schadenfreude. :nws: A professional wrestler submits his opponent using only his penis.

the Schadenfreude is the shame both of these men will have to feel for the rest of their lives.

The first time that someone discovers Joey Ryan exists is the best

https://twitter.com/JoeyRyanOnline/status/748290872270196737/

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK has a new favorite as of 13:39 on Jun 30, 2016

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
https://twitter.com/RealCharlyAvell/status/748285117810900993

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

exploding mummy posted:

The first time that someone discovers Joey Ryan exists is the best

https://twitter.com/JoeyRyanOnline/status/748290872270196737/

Now that I see how far he is willing to take this my contact-shame has become admiration.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right
Also Joey Ryan's cat recently held the DDT Pro Ironman Heavymetalweight Title for three days thanks to the "pins count anywhere 24/7" rule

https://twitter.com/JoeyRyanOnline/status/746486627426439168

Pudding Space
Mar 19, 2014

Chichevache posted:

For "content" I decided to "Google around" for some "Greek pottery" pictures because, if I recall correctly, you could use the genitals as a hold in ancient wrestling :jerkbag:.

Anyway, as I googled "greek wrestling dick" and "greco-roman scrote hold" I came across some Schadenfreude. :nws: A professional wrestler submits his opponent using only his penis.

Don't be afraid to let your colors shine, man. It's 2016. I will always be grateful to know that boobplex exists. Joey Ryan is clearly the hero we deserve, if not the one we need.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014


It's always slightly terrifying when you see a pro wrestler have to defend themselves for real, and you realize just how much they're pulling their punches and coordinating their throws and slams to avoid hurting anyone.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Also Joey Ryan's cat recently held the DDT Pro Ironman Heavymetalweight Title for three days thanks to the "pins count anywhere 24/7" rule

https://twitter.com/JoeyRyanOnline/status/746486627426439168

The cat only gave up the title because she was bribed with kitty treats.


Also not the first time an animal has held the belt.

A dachshund once pinned a ladder for the title belt.

Parts Kit
Jun 9, 2006

durr
i have a hole in my head
durr
I like how the wrestler who is supposed to be on his back and out of it just hops up and gets the gently caress out of there. And the ref getting in some hits too, drat.

Murphys Law
Nov 1, 2005

Centripetal Horse posted:

It's pretty obvious that the kid just tried to type in $75.00, and either forgot the period, or expected it to be provided for him.

Ebay doesn't work that way. Even if he accidentally typed that his top bit would be $7500 he'd only have to pay that much if other bidders kept bidding until the price got that high. If the next highest bidder wasn't willing to pay more than $100, then he'd only be paying a little over that $100. I'm thinking it was a buy it now listing.

Pope Corky the IX
Dec 18, 2006

What are you looking at?

Parts Kit posted:

I like how the wrestler who is supposed to be on his back and out of it just hops up and gets the gently caress out of there. And the ref getting in some hits too, drat.

That was Steve Austin. He's had a history of neck injuries (broke it, had several surgeries, eventually retired) so I can understand him wanting to get the gently caress out of a situation with a crazy fan as soon as possible.

Centripetal Horse
Nov 22, 2009

Fuck money, get GBS

This could have bought you a half a tank of gas, lmfao -
Love, gromdul

Murphys Law posted:

Ebay doesn't work that way. Even if he accidentally typed that his top bit would be $7500 he'd only have to pay that much if other bidders kept bidding until the price got that high. If the next highest bidder wasn't willing to pay more than $100, then he'd only be paying a little over that $100. I'm thinking it was a buy it now listing.

That's relatively new, then. I've bought tons of things from eBay in the past, and a bid was a bid. You could set a "maximum bid" and let it increase your bid for you, but you could always just straight up make a bid of any amount. It has been several years since I used eBay, though.

It still seems like a big coincidence that the kid said the item was priced at $70, and he just happened to bid $7,500, which, as 7500, would make perfect sense if he was bidding on a $70 item. Is there a reason he couldn't have done exactly what I said, only in the Buy it Now box?

Murphys Law
Nov 1, 2005

Centripetal Horse posted:

That's relatively new, then. I've bought tons of things from eBay in the past, and a bid was a bid. You could set a "maximum bid" and let it increase your bid for you, but you could always just straight up make a bid of any amount. It has been several years since I used eBay, though.

It still seems like a big coincidence that the kid said the item was priced at $70, and he just happened to bid $7,500, which, as 7500, would make perfect sense if he was bidding on a $70 item. Is there a reason he couldn't have done exactly what I said, only in the Buy it Now box?

I don't know. I don't remember ever entering a high amount that wasn't treated as my maximum bid instead of the official bid. If I enter a high bid I think the current bid has always just been enough to beat the previous bid with the extra amount there waiting to beat anybody who tries to outbid me. Unless I've just been pulling some common sense move without even thinking about it that this kid missed.

Edit: You know what, maybe you're right. Maybe it is two separate steps.

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!

Centripetal Horse posted:

Is there a reason he couldn't have done exactly what I said, only in the Buy it Now box?

The Buy-it-Now price is set by the seller when the auction listing is created. You cannot enter your own price there as a buyer/bidder.

Murphys Law
Nov 1, 2005

TotalLossBrain posted:

The Buy-it-Now price is set by the seller when the auction listing is created. You cannot enter your own price there as a buyer/bidder.

Hahahaa, the listing was for $100 or best offer, the kid entered a best offer of $7500. SOLD!

Atmus
Mar 8, 2002
Ebay also doesn't enforce obvious fuckups like that, so there's no real problem here. I like how the kid didn't even care and just wanted to brush his teeth.

Flash Gordon Ramsay
Sep 28, 2004

Grimey Drawer
A contract like that entered into by a minor is voidable anyway.

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

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Murphys Law
Nov 1, 2005
I'd like to think the person selling it had scruples and it didn't matter whether or not it was enforceable because they realized it had to be a mistake and let them out of it.

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