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Decebal posted:Mohammad and Joseph Smith knew what's what Polygamy is bullshit. You just end up with a bunch of wives and they all become friends and conspire against you. Source: A Nigerian professor I had who's dad was a polygamist back in the Old Country.
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boom boom boom posted:I feel like you're leaving a lot unsaid about your relationship with this girl Same reason I dont talk about how my grandpa used his mafia connections to get his crazy japanese girlfriend's criminal record expunged, and how she tried to run him over in a parking lot. (This was all back in the 1970's he was married at the time) Its not really relevant to the issue of open relations ships and the douche that is Ian. As for that girl. Oh we have such a long and colorful history, I was crippled in a motorcycle crash in mexico, still recovering and she messages out of the blue, the last time we communicated she said I was too toxic and to not speak to her again. I said I would respect that and wished her the best. That conversation escalated to me being threatened with a restraining order, because she didnt want me to talk about her to anyone else, think if I made a E/N threat about her. I doubled checked with my attorney if thats how restraining orders worked. he told me no. anyway come February she contacts me asking for money till she gets her tax refund. I explain that the whole accident thing and dont really have money. so she back off and the last I saw of her, she did stand up at a comedy show performed at a mortuary. Her comedy I liken to Amy schumer, only with more weight and less jokes.
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KiteAuraan posted:Polygamy is bullshit. You just end up with a bunch of wives and they all become friends and conspire against you. Weren't Muhammad's wives separated by hundreds of kilometers?
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Jun 30, 2016 16:35
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I think there is something in your instinctual lizard brain that gets flipped on when seeing a guy plow a woman; driving up desire to compete in mating, etc. And we have a generation grown up on extremely easily acquirable porn. For some reason the lizard brain short circuits bypassing shame and jealously for these people regarding their wife getting slammed
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max4me posted:so she back off and the last I saw of her, she did stand up at a comedy show performed at a mortuary. Her comedy I liken to Amy schumer, only with more weight and less jokes. did this actually happen because it sounds extremely appropriate welcome to the show, where jokes go to die
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max4me posted:Same reason I dont talk about how my grandpa used his mafia connections to get his crazy japanese girlfriend's criminal record expunged, and how she tried to run him over in a parking lot. (This was all back in the 1970's he was married at the time) Its not really relevant to the issue of open relations ships and the douche that is Ian. I wasn't asking for you to expand on it
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Jun 30, 2016 16:36
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The Kingfish posted:It's from watching a whole shitton of porn and wanting to watch your girl get hosed like a pornstar. Yeah, but reality is a harsh mistress
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Jun 30, 2016 16:36
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Professor Shark posted:Weren't Muhammad's wives separated by hundreds of kilometers? They'll find a way...
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Jun 30, 2016 16:38
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Professor Shark posted:Weren't Muhammad's wives separated by hundreds of kilometers? They didn't have kilometers back then
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Jun 30, 2016 16:39
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Professor Shark posted:Weren't Muhammad's wives separated by hundreds of kilometers? Nah, what would be the point of that ?? You should have easy access to your wives. Here's a reconstruction of his mosque in Medina. His and the wives houses are at the top of the picture outside the mosque wall. 
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Jun 30, 2016 16:42
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Decebal posted:Nah, what would be the point of that ?? You should have easy access to your wives. Here's a reconstruction of his mosque in Medina. His and the wives houses are at the top of the picture outside the mosque wall. Wow that's his house? God people really were smaller back then
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Jun 30, 2016 16:44
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Decebal posted:Nah, what would be the point of that ?? You should have easy access to your wives. Here's a reconstruction of his mosque in Medina. His and the wives houses are at the top of the picture outside the mosque wall. That looks more like a stable than a mosque
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Jun 30, 2016 16:49
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Squint upon my works we mighty and despair
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Jun 30, 2016 16:50
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Gamer With Dignity posted:That's me. I like your collar. 
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Jun 30, 2016 17:05
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Dreddout posted:I like your collar. Thanks, it's JC Penny.
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Jun 30, 2016 17:06
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darkhand posted:Squint upon my works we mighty and despair
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Jun 30, 2016 17:16
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Minimalist Program posted:HAha jesus christ I have to read that thing half a paragraph at a time it's too cringeworthy That's what I read.
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Jun 30, 2016 17:17
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The call of the "open relationship" is a sirens song
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Jun 30, 2016 17:21
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General Dog posted:I think the fundamental error of this age is that being unashamed of something doesn't mean it's no longer shameful.
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Jun 30, 2016 17:26
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darkhand posted:I think there is something in your instinctual lizard brain that gets flipped on when seeing a guy plow a woman; driving up desire to compete in mating, etc. And we have a generation grown up on extremely easily acquirable porn. For some reason the lizard brain short circuits bypassing shame and jealously for these people regarding their wife getting slammed See I could understand this if the fetish was to watch someone else fail miserably at loving your wife, then you kick sand in his face and show him how it's really done, but the obsession is with being the loser. That doesn't make sense to me unless there are some deep-seated self-esteem problems in play since childhood.
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Jun 30, 2016 17:32
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loquacius posted:See I could understand this if the fetish was to watch someone else fail miserably at loving your wife, then you kick sand in his face and show him how it's really done, but the obsession is with being the loser. That doesn't make sense to me unless there are some deep-seated self-esteem problems in play since childhood. yeah eating a dude's spooge out of your wife's annihilated cooch doesn't really strike me as a 'desire to compete'
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Jun 30, 2016 17:41
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I don't know where to place the blame. On the one hand, the guy is a total nitwit kook. On the other, she dated him long enough to know this and did it anyways. People are dumb.
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Jun 30, 2016 17:55
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I'm pretty sure it was just fun to date a good looking younger guy who was into the same things, like traveling and New Age mysticism like her. As soon as he got weird and she was starring down the wrong side of 30 she found someone better
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Jun 30, 2016 17:58
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quote:Amid ongoing tears and the wreckage of our old life, she confesses her terrible dilemma: I don’t think I can love more than one man. Therefore, I choose him. *in deep, extremely badass voice* pwned
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Jun 30, 2016 17:58
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Anaranjado posted:*in deep, extremely badass voice* pwned so this is what love is...... to be pwned, again and again......
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Jun 30, 2016 18:05
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How often do you think Ian sends her texts saying if she doesn't meet him for coffee he'll kill himself?
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loquacius posted:See I could understand this if the fetish was to watch someone else fail miserably at loving your wife, then you kick sand in his face and show him how it's really done, but the obsession is with being the loser. That doesn't make sense to me unless there are some deep-seated self-esteem problems in play since childhood. My retarded armchair psychology take on this poo poo is that it's probably a way to address/get off on a source of serious anxiety while still feeling like you're ultimately the one in control of it. "I am terrified of my wife boning some other duder without my knowledge, so if I induce her to do it(especially for my own gratification), I am actually in complete command of this situation." Notice how he frames the first conversation about Cam? It's accusatory in tone. "You've thought about it, haven't you [you slut]?" It's something he was already suspicious of. But if he tells her to do it and she does it, it's happening on his terms, not hers. But unfortunately for Ian, you can't scam the Cam
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Jun 30, 2016 18:18
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TheIncredulousHulk posted:But unfortunately for Ian, you can't scam the Cam can't flim flam the slim cam
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Jun 30, 2016 18:19
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KiteAuraan posted:Polygamy is bullshit. You just end up with a bunch of wives and they all become friends and conspire against you. Very old joke: Man: What's the penalty for bigamy? Lawyer: Two mother-in-laws.
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Jun 30, 2016 18:22
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if they just said 'my wife and i love each other and want to be together, but although i can satisfy her material & emotional needs i am just terrible at loving and would like to outsource that part because she deserves a dilz that refreshes the parts mine can't reach' that would be fine but no it's always 'feminism!' and 'challenging dominant paradigms' and 'reconciling the deeper longings of our desire'
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TheIncredulousHulk posted:My retarded armchair psychology take on this poo poo is that it's probably a way to address/get off on a source of serious anxiety while still feeling like you're ultimately the one in control of it. "I am terrified of my wife boning some other duder without my knowledge, so if I induce her to do it(especially for my own gratification), I am actually in complete command of this situation." This explains the polygamy angle (in concert with "I don't have to feel guilty about cheating if I tell my wife it's ok for her to cheat too") but not the cuck thing specifically. I guess we have to keep in mind they're two separate phenomena
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Clipperton posted:if they just said 'my wife and i love each other and want to be together, but although i can satisfy her material & emotional needs i am just terrible at loving and would like to outsource that part because she deserves a dilz that refreshes the parts mine can't reach' that would be fine this is literally the cuck fetish, I dunno how fine it is
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Clipperton posted:if they just said 'my wife and i love each other and want to be together, but although i can satisfy her material & emotional needs i am just terrible at loving and would like to outsource that part because she deserves a dilz that refreshes the parts mine can't reach' that would be fine Don't people get attached though ? I can't see sex as just a physical thing , like masturbation.
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Decebal posted:Don't people get attached though ? I can't see sex as just a physical thing , like masturbation. I'm fairly certain there's science that says that having repeatedly having sex with the same person creates a chemical connection in the brain that is basically what we understand as love. This is why so many friends with benefit arrangements end with at least one of the people involved "catching feelings."
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loquacius posted:this is literally the cuck fetish, I dunno how fine it is really? from what i've seen of the cuck thing it mostly comes with either a ton of self-justifying political buzzwords or else a lot of humiliation/submission/weird racial baggage
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Clipperton posted:really? from what i've seen of the cuck thing it mostly comes with either a ton of self-justifying political buzzwords or else a lot of humiliation/submission/weird racial baggage Do you really think it's possible to say "I want my wife to gently caress other people who are better at loving than me because I am so bad at loving that I don't even deserve to gently caress" without having humiliation/submission/racial baggage
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Gamer With Dignity posted:That's me. Did you write the parody because of this thread, or were you already working on it and came across the thread? Either way it's hilarious.
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WampaLord posted:I'm fairly certain there's science that says that having repeatedly having sex with the same person creates a chemical connection in the brain that is basically what we understand as love. This is why so many friends with benefit arrangements end with at least one of the people involved "catching feelings." In the last polygamy thread someone posted a thing from Reddit about a couple who had a guy with a big dick over. The guy ended up falling hard for the girlfriend and didn't take it well when they didn't respond to him, so he started accusing the guy of trying to keep his girlfriend away from his big dick and what kind of man lets another man gently caress his girlfriend, so they blocked him on social media/ their phones. He started posting her pics on Craigslist asking for an ID from anyone else who had slept with her/ posting on Facebook, etc, they had to get the courts involved lol Professor Shark fucked around with this message at 18:43 on Jun 30, 2016 |
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Professor Shark posted:In the last polygamy thread someone posted a thing from Reddit about a couple who had a guy with a big dick over. I like these sort of trainwrecks, do you have a link?
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