loquacius posted:Do you really think it's possible to say "I want my wife to gently caress other people who are better at loving than me because I am so bad at loving that I don't even deserve to gently caress" without having humiliation/submission/racial baggage like what if you were in an iron lung or something and literally couldn't gently caress and gave your wife your blessing to get some elsewhere. i don't see why that would have to involve wearing her panties and crying while they pelt you with used condoms or w/e
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I'd probably do the same thing if I had a huge donger, get as many people involved in my weiner-weaved web
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Jun 30, 2016 18:47
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I think it's hosed up that people like to gently caress honestly
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Jun 30, 2016 18:47
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boom boom boom posted:the only thing stopping you from beating women now is cowardice? 
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Jun 30, 2016 18:52
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Professor Shark posted:How often do you think Ian sends her texts saying if she doesn't meet him for coffee he'll kill himself? There's no way the answer to this isn't 'monthly'. That or she is legitimately afraid he'll show up at their house to commit a quadruple-homicide/suicide if she doesn't humor him with keeping in contact with him over social media. Like, there is no way she initiated the text messages informing him of the birth of her second child in the way he's framing it in the story.
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Jun 30, 2016 18:54
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Clipperton posted:fun fact: moore's another dude who had polyamory blow up in his face 20 years, then they left and took the kids? That honestly doesn't sound too bad.
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Jun 30, 2016 18:56
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many johnnys posted:I like these sort of trainwrecks, do you have a link? I'm afraid I do not, just go over to Reddit and look through Polygamy or whatever
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Jun 30, 2016 19:01
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Maoist Pussy posted:20 years, then they left and took the kids? That honestly doesn't sound too bad. idk if they had the mutual girlfriend for the whole marriage, not actually sure when she moved in
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Jun 30, 2016 19:01
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darkhand posted:Squint upon my works we mighty and despair
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Jun 30, 2016 19:02
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Professor Shark posted:In the last polygamy thread someone posted a thing from Reddit about a couple who had a guy with a big dick over. There was another infamous Reddit thread about a guy who convinced his girlfriend (after like months of cajoling) to have a MMF threesome Then when the sex finally happened the other guy refused to let the boyfriend get involved, the girlfriend was too overwhelmed by the sex to respond or tamp down the situation, so the boyfriend just sat there watching helplessly It destroyed their relationship and it was one of the god drat funniest things I've ever read
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Jun 30, 2016 19:03
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darkhand posted:I think there is something in your instinctual lizard brain that gets flipped on when seeing a guy plow a woman; driving up desire to compete in mating, etc. And we have a generation grown up on extremely easily acquirable porn. For some reason the lizard brain short circuits bypassing shame and jealously for these people regarding their wife getting slammed I love the whole thing with more and more men destroying themselves and making themselves incredibly undesireable. It makes it easier for me to achieve my goal of being the Last Man on Earth.
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Jun 30, 2016 19:08
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Brannock posted:There was another infamous Reddit thread about a guy who convinced his girlfriend (after like months of cajoling) to have a MMF threesome I remember this- as soon as they got to the bedroom the friend turned into some sort of overly aggressive sex monkey and kicked the boyfriend away, right? I think that was posted in the same thread.
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Jun 30, 2016 19:09
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Brannock posted:There was another infamous Reddit thread about a guy who convinced his girlfriend (after like months of cajoling) to have a MMF threesome Another redditor's story (I think this one was fake) included the line 'my wife is getting hosed by a black guy who doesn't even know about Bernie Sanders' civil rights record' which is one of the all time great sentences
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Jun 30, 2016 19:10
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Rodney Dangerfield also had an open relationship with his wife. He discusses it here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cQLv7CG10B4
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Jun 30, 2016 19:11
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Professor Shark posted:I remember this- as soon as they got to the bedroom the friend turned into some sort of overly aggressive sex monkey and kicked the boyfriend away, right? I think that was posted in the same thread. That's just too dumb to believe. No gun ?
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Jun 30, 2016 19:11
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Clipperton posted:like what if you were in an iron lung or something and literally couldn't gently caress and gave your wife your blessing to get some elsewhere. i don't see why that would have to involve wearing her panties and crying while they pelt you with used condoms or w/e I guess but there's a difference between "I am bad at loving and have outsourced it" and "I have been permanently incapacitated" Personally if I were in an iron lung I'd probably be Matrix-ing it up with a VR headset or whatever, scoring with sexy algorithms all day, might as well
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Jun 30, 2016 19:13
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Professor Shark posted:I'm afraid I do not, just go over to Reddit and look through Polygamy or whatever lol trap sprung
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Jun 30, 2016 19:18
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Captain Yossarian posted:I think it's hosed up that people like to gently caress honestly PErsonally I hate it and I won't even do it.
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Jun 30, 2016 19:50
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Minimalist Program posted:PErsonally I hate it and I won't even do it. Same. Bless you
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Jun 30, 2016 19:56
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Professor Shark posted:I remember this- as soon as they got to the bedroom the friend turned into some sort of overly aggressive sex monkey and kicked the boyfriend away, right? I think that was posted in the same thread. Yeah that's the one
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Jun 30, 2016 19:58
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Professor Shark posted:I remember this- as soon as they got to the bedroom the friend turned into some sort of overly aggressive sex monkey and kicked the boyfriend away, right? I think that was posted in the same thread. https://www.reddit.com/r/relationships/comments/3ot2t0/i_48m_cant_get_past_the_disastrous_threesome_i/ I think this is it, it sounds very similar but a few details don't match up (iirc all three people were supposed to be in their 20s, the girlfriend was sexually naïve, and broke down crying immediately after the threesome) lmao that this is apparently common enough that there are multiple stories with very similar event progression
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Jun 30, 2016 20:10
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zombys rly let himself go
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Jun 30, 2016 20:12
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Yknow, we've got all this poo poo posting about how lame cucking is, but mocking it killed gawker media. Ian could sue us for the big bucks, just sayin'. 
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Jun 30, 2016 20:16
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Just gonna leave this hereEin cooler Typ posted:My wife and I have been married for 2 years. For a while now I have been into the idea of cuck. I watched cuck porn for months and it was (and still is) incredibly arousing to me. I talked to several people online about it as well. I finally worked up the courage to ask my wife to do it before our anniversary. She was reluctant because she thought it would end badly but I kept pushing because I knew that I liked it and eventually she agreed.
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Jun 30, 2016 20:22
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Rime posted:Yknow, we've got all this poo poo posting about how lame cucking is, but mocking it killed gawker media. I thought posting a celebrity sex tape without consent and refusing to take it down is what killed Gawker Media They didn't link a horrible pretentious article that Hulk Hogan wrote and published himself
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Jun 30, 2016 20:23
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My wife and I have been married for 2 years. For a while now I have been into the idea of a retard loving a goat. I watched retard loving a goat porn for months and it was (and still is) incredibly arousing to me. I am beginning to think that maybe I shouldn't have started doing that?
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Jun 30, 2016 20:28
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We've been had. Ian is furiously jerkin it in his cuckshed over us discussing him.
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Jun 30, 2016 20:30
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We need a modern remake of that song "All I Wanna Do is Make Love To You" by Heart. But now sung by a someone who is trying to get their partner to agree to letting them have an open relationship and immediately regretting it.
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Jun 30, 2016 20:31
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darkhand posted:We've been had. Ian is furiously jerkin it in his cuckshed over us discussing him. He's not using a plastic cup this time. My guess is that only the finest silver chalice (along with a lengthy description of grail conspiracy) will do.
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Jun 30, 2016 20:33
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did somebody say anthony burch
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Jun 30, 2016 20:34
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Let's face it - Cam's just a better deal. He plays catch with the young'un and doesn't "blog". The only paradigm he cares about shifting is that one double-reverse butterfly position in the dogeared Kama Sutra that you, Ian, fool that you are, left in the house where you once hoped to live with your soul mate. Now weep your salt tears of desperation, blog furious - in poetry and myth - and pray to whatever bullshit cobblestone gods you worship that Mya won't leave you for a guy who doesn't try to look like Edward Snowden. Make your money while you can, because your seed is weak and soon comes the winnowing. Bonus points if Mya also leaves Ian for Cam.
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Jun 30, 2016 20:39
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Sp1r0_Agn3W posted:did somebody say anthony burch lol that's the video game dude that got cucked so hard by his wife that he tried to become gay and even failed at that, I couldn't remember his name
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Jun 30, 2016 20:40
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City of Tampa posted:lol that's the video game dude that got cucked so hard by his wife that he tried to become gay and even failed at that, I couldn't remember his name Thread already tricked me into going to reddit. Don't toy with my emotions please, just gimme a link or something.
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Jun 30, 2016 20:42
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Did Freud say anything about the cuc.k ? What's the story behind the story ?
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Jun 30, 2016 20:43
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City of Tampa posted:lol that's the video game dude that got cucked so hard by his wife that he tried to become gay and even failed at that, I couldn't remember his name and much like Ian, his wife dumped him for an emotionally mature man who wanted monogamy and children
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Jun 30, 2016 20:45
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Can someone fill me in on Anthony Burch? Is he the one who framed a tweet by Anita Sarkesian?
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Jun 30, 2016 21:11
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Frosted Flake posted:Can someone fill me in on Anthony Burch? Is he the one who framed a tweet by Anita Sarkesian?
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Jun 30, 2016 21:14
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Oh Hell No posted:and much like Ian, his wife dumped him for an emotionally mature man who wanted monogamy and children She also took his wii-u
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Jun 30, 2016 21:18
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Frosted Flake posted:Can someone fill me in on Anthony Burch? Is he the one who framed a tweet by Anita Sarkesian? Yeah this sounds like him Senpai noticed him and it was the crowning achievement of his life
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Frosted Flake posted:Can someone fill me in on Anthony Burch? Is he the one who framed a tweet by Anita Sarkesian? It's this winner right here 
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