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Anagram of GINGER
Oct 3, 2014

by Smythe

LITERALLY A BIRD posted:

phrasing might be veering a little towards creepy

that is like the rudest thing I have ever heard from a bird.

I know what you want.

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DJ Fuckboy Supreme
Feb 10, 2011

And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill


I promise this isn't an insult but you look like fred armisen playing disco jesus

Mocking Bird
Aug 17, 2011
The difference between the carefully curated selfie you take yourself:



And the one your sister takes for you after you're both blitzed:



Is just staggering

DJ Fuckboy Supreme
Feb 10, 2011

And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill

Sorry MB you both look lovely but will never be grim/tough material

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Elsa posted:

that is like the rudest thing I have ever heard from a bird.


I don't think you've met very many birds.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

NotAnArtist posted:

Sorry MB you both look lovely but will never be grim/tough material

No worries, they can join Action Jackson!'s "goofy photo friends", right? :unsmith:

Mocking Bird
Aug 17, 2011

NotAnArtist posted:

Sorry MB you both look lovely but will never be grim/tough material



I don't know how Norse Code looks so gorgeous making this face but I don't think it's working as well for me

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


Mocking Bird posted:



I don't know how Norse Code looks so gorgeous making this face but I don't think it's working as well for me

You look v pretty, but instead of grim or serious you just look like I told you that we're out of wine spritzers

DJ Fuckboy Supreme
Feb 10, 2011

And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill

cash crab posted:

You look v pretty, but instead of grim or serious you just look like I told you that we're out of wine spritzers

Yeah this. Good picture MB but stick with being tough/cute I'm afraid.

The Schwa
Jul 1, 2008

Mocking Bird posted:

The difference between the carefully curated selfie you take yourself:



And the one your sister takes for you after you're both blitzed:



Is just staggering

this is great :buddy:

thanks for the happy birthdays, friends! I am in Zurich airport now but heading to Prague soon, maybe it will be sunnier there

taint toucher
Sep 23, 2004


Absurd Alhazred posted:

No worries, they can join Action Jackson!'s "goofy photo friends", right? :unsmith:

Hell yeah they can.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Action Jackson! posted:

Hell yeah they can.

:neckbeard:

Mocking Bird
Aug 17, 2011
I tried guys!! :saddowns:

Action Jackson! posted:

Hell yeah they can.

Omg omg :neckbeard:

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


Mocking Bird posted:

I tried guys!! :saddowns:

I'm sorry. You're just too adorable. It's a burden you must carry for all of us.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Mocking Bird posted:

I tried guys!! :saddowns:

Don't worry, I can't do it either, I have bright eyes and a button nose like you and I can't look broody if I try.

taint toucher
Sep 23, 2004



Mocking Bird posted:

I tried guys!! :saddowns:


Omg omg :neckbeard:

If we can't be cute and tough we might as well be cute and goofy. :3:

Phthisis
Apr 16, 2007

"Maybe some dolphins have sex for pleasure."
'sup thread



one of these days I'll take a picture of myself outside the context of sports but that day is not today

Guzwar
Feb 21, 2006
Everything's coming up Milhouse!

NotAnArtist posted:

I promise this isn't an insult but you look like fred armisen playing disco jesus

I had to look up who this guy is and hey, he played Jesus in Man Seeking Woman. I too dress up like Jesus sometimes.

LITERALLY A BIRD posted:

Do most suit stores sell sweet skull hoodies?

This one does because they're weird and French. They had a blazer with a flowing lace top on it, next to the Playboy bathrobes, on the other side of those skull hoodies.

Anagram of GINGER
Oct 3, 2014

by Smythe

Mocking Bird posted:



I don't know how Norse Code looks so gorgeous making this face but I don't think it's working as well for me

no it's working

you have nice everything

Tiger Millionaire
Jan 25, 2014

He'll eat your kids and fire your parents!
I find it hard to compliment strangers because I don't wanna come off as a creep but I gotta come out and say every selfie from the past few pages has been A++ and I would blush in all of your presence.

Anagram of GINGER
Oct 3, 2014

by Smythe
no one's going to call you creepy, that would be really un-chill vague stigma shaming

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

nice jugs and anus, everybody

10 Beers
May 21, 2005

Shit! I didn't bring a knife.

Morning hair and coffee.


Post shower, ready for work.


Jesus, I look like a damned kid.

10 Beers has a new favorite as of 14:18 on Jun 30, 2016

shipwrek
Dec 11, 2009

Drunk octopus wants
to fight you
Happy almost Canada day!

Mocking Bird
Aug 17, 2011

Phthisis posted:

'sup thread



one of these days I'll take a picture of myself outside the context of sports but that day is not today

I like your face a lot, sports friend :neckbeard:

10 Beers posted:

Morning hair and coffee.


Post shower, ready for work.


Jesus, I look like a damned kid.

You look like a nice young man :neckbeard:

shipwrek posted:

Happy almost Canada day!



You have mastered the pose my teenage foster daughter most favors :neckbeard:

(I also like your face)

10 Beers
May 21, 2005

Shit! I didn't bring a knife.

Mocking Bird posted:

You look like a nice young man :neckbeard:

Young? I love you. :D

blarzgh
Apr 14, 2009

SNITCHIN' RANDY
Grimey Drawer

Sure, you were only like 50 when you coached the Rangers.

10 Beers
May 21, 2005

Shit! I didn't bring a knife.

blarzgh posted:

Sure, you were only like 50 when you coached the Rangers.

I....don't get this joke. :eng99:

Flyball
Apr 17, 2003

10 Beers posted:

I....don't get this joke. :eng99:

The guy on the left.

blarzgh
Apr 14, 2009

SNITCHIN' RANDY
Grimey Drawer

10 Beers posted:

I....don't get this joke. :eng99:

Clint hurdle was the Rangers' hitting coach for a year in 2010.

Mocking Bird
Aug 17, 2011

10 Beers posted:

I....don't get this joke. :eng99:

Ignore their baseball jokes, I have no idea how old you are and sincerely assumed you were pretty young? So yay! :hfive:

10 Beers
May 21, 2005

Shit! I didn't bring a knife.

Mocking Bird posted:

Ignore their baseball jokes, I have no idea how old you are and sincerely assumed you were pretty young? So yay! :hfive:

I'm 38. :) I shaved my beard off as a weight loss incentive, I can grow it back when I lose X amount. That picture makes me think it might be time to grow it back out, though.

Mocking Bird
Aug 17, 2011

10 Beers posted:

I'm 38. :) I shaved my beard off as a weight loss incentive, I can grow it back when I lose X amount. That picture makes me think it might be time to grow it back out, though.

Bruuuuuh you have great skin

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY


A bad week capped by a really rough night. Not feelin' it.

EmmyOk
Aug 11, 2013

Would you say you didn't ask for this week?

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Phthisis posted:

'sup thread



one of these days I'll take a picture of myself outside the context of sports but that day is not today

That would be like me posting pictures of myself not in nature hahaha not possible.

Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room
I am also a member of Club Expressionless :geno:



Bonus pic with huge gently caress-off sunglasses:



My hair will likely devour the entire city by the end of summer.

Norse Code
Mar 10, 2007

DON'T AWOO - $350 PENALTY


gently caress yeah these sunglasses own

Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room

Norse Code posted:

gently caress yeah these sunglasses own

Thanks! They're even cooler from the side:



I basically live in constant fear of breaking them, and mine are just knockoffs.

edit: I also wanted to say that your oilslick hair looks loving rad, Norse Code.

Crow Jane has a new favorite as of 21:09 on Jun 30, 2016

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Norse Code
Mar 10, 2007

DON'T AWOO - $350 PENALTY

I want lasik so I don't have to wear prescription ones and can wear any sort of wacky ones I want

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