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Hegay
Jun 29, 2012

Ronaldo has had the longest season of all players, no wonder he's not 100%

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Elliptical Dick
Oct 11, 2008

I made the bald man cry
into the turtle stew
lolnaldo

curried lamb of God
Aug 31, 2001

we are all Marwinners
that was Jozy-esque

African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack
im wearing cargo shorts and i'm drinking a triple hopped belgian sour lambic IPA stout and me and my coworker and friend Doreen (used to be Doug) are discussing which nation was mroe racist and bad in the past and cant decide who to root for and we are just :lol:ing and :laffo:ing our assholes off at all these Ronaldo :qq: tears

Lord of Garbagemen
Jan 28, 2014

Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!

Parity warning
Nov 1, 2009



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lmfao just retire Ronaldo

Sombrerotron
Aug 1, 2004

Release my children! My hat is truly great and mighty.

I feel like about 1/3 of the footage in this match is of Ronaldo looking ever more exasperated, to the point of sheer desperation

atomic gog
Apr 11, 2005


Winner June 2013 POTM

Drunk Canuck posted:

how is Ronaldo so poo poo

You have to miss em to score em

Hegay
Jun 29, 2012

Lol at the IT troon nerds who doesn't understand that Ronaldo has played way more than any of these poo poo cloggers

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

I am going to kil everbody invlved in this match

Drunk Canuck
Jan 9, 2010

Robots ruin all the fun of a good adventure.

e;

fair call

Hegay
Jun 29, 2012

African AIDS cum posted:

im wearing cargo shorts and i'm drinking a triple hopped belgian sour lambic IPA stout and me and my coworker and friend Doreen (used to be Doug) are discussing which nation was mroe racist and bad in the past and cant decide who to root for and we are just :lol:ing and :laffo:ing our assholes off at all these Ronaldo :qq: tears

Ephex??

Smirr
Jun 28, 2012

Moutinho is dying :(

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Nov 1, 2009



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surrender posted:

that was Jozy-esque

Jozy would of fallen over so this does not check out

chaoslord
Jan 28, 2009

Nature Abhors A Vacuum


Pepe was pleased with that elbow

atomic gog
Apr 11, 2005


Winner June 2013 POTM
Haha pepe approves

Electronico6
Feb 25, 2011

Pepe teaching how you properly elbow a guy and get away with it

saucerman
Mar 20, 2009

Hegay posted:

Lol at the IT troon nerds who doesn't understand that Ronaldo has played way more than any of these poo poo cloggers

"I'm so tired that I can't hit the ball" said no football player ever.

HJB
Feb 16, 2011

:swoon: I can't get enough of are Dan :swoon:

Didn't realise Germany were playing

Hegay
Jun 29, 2012

saucerman posted:

"I'm so tired that I can't hit the ball" said no football player ever.

Actually, you probably don't play sports I think since you don't understand how fatigue can affect you

Elliptical Dick
Oct 11, 2008

I made the bald man cry
into the turtle stew

Hegay posted:

Lol at the IT troon nerds who doesn't understand that Ronaldo has played way more than any of these poo poo cloggers

lol at all CR7's bitches that will defend him no matter how poo poo his performance.

African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack
wow a dour draw with neither team trying to win. epic stuff. Soccer FTW

Basscop
Jun 4, 2010

Lightnin? HA! Thats a good 'un!
Now why dontcha
come o'er here and
GET

IN

MY

BELLY!!!
I like the portugal posters in this thread who only know about Ronaldo, the coach, Pepe, the criminal looking one and that hot new kid on the block who's bound to kick up some dust.

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Aug 31, 2004


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Hegay
Jun 29, 2012

African AIDS cum posted:

wow a dour draw with neither team trying to win. epic stuff. Soccer FTW

The negative play must be punished

atomic gog
Apr 11, 2005


Winner June 2013 POTM
Are portugal the team that gets most extra times in tournaments?

Smirr
Jun 28, 2012

0 out 5 games won in 90 minutes. Im shifting the goalposts here in my anti-portugal posting and I dont give a poo poo

saucerman
Mar 20, 2009

Hegay posted:

Actually, you probably don't play sports I think since you don't understand how fatigue can affect you

Actually you're wrong. I played football myself for many years and being tired has never affected mine or anyone's else ability to hit the ball. You would be more likely to be too tired to even walk before you can't hit the ball anymore.

Lord of Garbagemen
Jan 28, 2014

Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!

Weaponized Cum posted:

eurotrash 2016

never seen portugal spelled that way before

Hegay
Jun 29, 2012

saucerman posted:

Actually you're wrong. I played football myself for many years and being tired has never affected mine or anyone's else ability to hit the ball. You would be more likely to be too tired to walk before you can't hit the ball anymore.

Sounds like you didn't give it your all. Probably just walked around on the midfield and nothing invited to the pub with the rest of the team?

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

Can't we just have a good match play out in 90 min, jfc

Slate Action
Feb 13, 2012

by exmarx
Portugal seems more likely to win, Poland trying to go directly to penalties like last time but I doubt it'll work twice in a row

African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack
this sport needs radical reforms and nobody can disagree

pik_d
Feb 24, 2006

follow the white dove





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African AIDS cum posted:

this sport needs radical reforms and nobody can disagree

I disagree.

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames

African AIDS cum posted:

this sport needs radical reforms and nobody can disagree

what reforms would you like to see, op?

African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack

Pissflaps posted:

what reforms would you like to see, op?

more goals. less standing around. more concussions

saucerman
Mar 20, 2009

Hegay posted:

Sounds like you didn't give it your all. Probably just walked around on the midfield and nothing invited to the pub with the rest of the team?

Oh I see. You're just trolling. My bad.

Grim Up North
Dec 12, 2011

ron ... :smith:

Bea Nanner
Oct 20, 2003

Je suis excité!
lol

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Mean Bean Machine
May 9, 2008

Only when I breathe.

Basscop posted:

I like the portugal posters in this thread who only know about...the criminal looking one

Which one, Eliseu, William Carvalho, Nani or Renato Sanches?

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