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poty
Jun 21, 2008

虹はどこで終わるのですか? あなたの魂の中で、または地平線で?

(not mentioned in the article: all the menus and buttons in the mercedes are in german)

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learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh
Actually that would explain quite a lot about Nico Rosberg. Lewis isn't going to know that SNZ stands for save turn right. Someone should start that rumour so we get to watch Toto getting increasingly angry as he explains to everyone that it isn't true.

learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh
Sky coverage is on: Lewis is salty because his power unit failed after Baku.

learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh
Oh gently caress. Ross Brawn has reappeared at goodwood and is criticising Sergio Marchionne. May be an interview with him on Sky this weekend.

Halo14
Sep 11, 2001
Oh cool Anthony is back.

learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh
The very idea of the Halo is hurting Ted's soul. The halo is now good and cool.

learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh
Lewis and Grosjean doing ballet there.

Halo14
Sep 11, 2001
New McLaren rear wing. Pretty sure the engine is the problem guys.

learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh
lol the new kerbs literally rip the cars apart.

Halo14
Sep 11, 2001
Sure makes it entertaining

learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh
How many times do they have to show max's end plate on TV before the Marshals realise it's there and wave yellows?

e: 10 mins and the marshal went on a live track without any waved yellow flags.

td4guy
Jun 13, 2005

I always hated that guy.

Max has declared that the kerbs are dangerous. Heaven forbid he stay on-track.

Halo14
Sep 11, 2001
Max is shite

learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh
lol Sky just spent 5 mins praising Nico only to have him bin it and properly go cross country.

Riso
Oct 11, 2008

by merry exmarx
Max goes into the gravel and Anthony Davidson quips "the Merc is clearly better on the gravel."

learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh
Lol classic Max.

Halo14
Sep 11, 2001
They sure are unbelievable Max, but you're not supposed to hit them.

td4guy
Jun 13, 2005

I always hated that guy.

Reminder that both Toro Rosso car front suspensions broke on the curbs in Baku, and no one whined.

itsjustdrew
May 13, 2014
The more you quote me, the worse I post :smug:
ASK ME ABOUT HOW I DON'T NEED TO READ TO PLAY LEAGUE OF LEGENDS
F1 cats are weak and Davidson is still annoying. Quick, someone mention Le mans.

Fumble
Sep 4, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 12 days!

itsjustdrew posted:

F1 cats are weak and Davidson is still annoying. Quick, someone mention Le mans.

gently caress off, he is soo much better than that awful Scottish prick (diresta not coulthard).

wicka
Jun 28, 2007


Fumble posted:

gently caress off, he is soo much better than that awful Scottish prick (diresta not coulthard).

both

itsjustdrew
May 13, 2014
The more you quote me, the worse I post :smug:
ASK ME ABOUT HOW I DON'T NEED TO READ TO PLAY LEAGUE OF LEGENDS
I can't stand him honestly, but yes, he's better than di resta. I'd rather listen to Eddie Jordan.

andyf
May 18, 2008

happy car is happy

That rain sure came down quickly
https://twitter.com/F1/status/748851524751663104

Riso
Oct 11, 2008

by merry exmarx
Niki says a) the yellow curbs are retarded because they destroy cars while also b) modern tracks are too wide.

Dudley
Feb 24, 2003

Tasty

learnincurve posted:

Sky coverage is on: Lewis is salty because his power unit failed after Baku.

Maybe he had it in the wrong mode or something.

Halo14
Sep 11, 2001
Fun to watch them in these mixed conditions.

F1DriverQuidenBerg
Jan 19, 2014

Riso posted:

Niki says a) the yellow curbs are retarded because they destroy cars while also b) modern tracks are too wide.

I love Niki but he's wrong at least on point A.

CratSock
Aug 5, 2004

Sock Wielding Assassin

learnincurve posted:

Sky coverage is on: Lewis is salty because his power unit failed after Baku.

I think you meant to say "petulant". I'm pretty sure Lewis only has petulant and smug to work with. Maybe pious, but that also smacks of smugness on him.

F1DriverQuidenBerg
Jan 19, 2014

CratSock posted:

I think you meant to say "petulant". I'm pretty sure Lewis only has petulant and smug to work with. Maybe pious, but that also smacks of smugness on him.

Also Blessed.

Halo14
Sep 11, 2001
Wow wtf Seb. Didn't expect anyone to go off on turn 2. Car went spastic.

Must have been scary.

CratSock
Aug 5, 2004

Sock Wielding Assassin


THAT'S what I was looking for. Thanks 1500. Lewis is capable of being:

Petulant
Smug
Blessed

Or any combination thereof.

glyph
Apr 6, 2006



Norns
Nov 21, 2011

Senior Shitposting Strategist

I woke up to the best news worst thread!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=abxfqqtHI2o

F1 and sim racing are good and cool.

learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh
Watched FP2 with others in real life.

loving Ferrari. Clever Mercedes pit wall tent thing, well played.

F1DriverQuidenBerg
Jan 19, 2014

lmbo when did Sky start putting a blanket apology for bad language at the end of broadcasts?

Norns
Nov 21, 2011

Senior Shitposting Strategist

1500quidporsche posted:

lmbo when did Sky start putting a blanket apology for bad language at the end of broadcasts?

Dunno, but it's dumb

F1DriverQuidenBerg
Jan 19, 2014

Can Horner look like any more of a cock? Lord alive.

simplefish
Mar 28, 2011

So long, and thanks for all the fish gallbladdΣrs!


1500quidporsche posted:

lmbo when did Sky start putting a blanket apology for bad language at the end of broadcasts?

They probably got fined or something. That's why you got the apology for Nico's "pissed off" (which tbh is swearing in the uk, not like the US's "pissed" meaning angry). I don't know if they avoid a fine by apologising, or simply get it reduced, but that's probably why the blanket apology.

F1DriverQuidenBerg
Jan 19, 2014

Its probably more for advertisers/viewers than any fine. I know the UK has some complaint system but in North America most channels are free to swear but don't to keep advertisers happy.

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GramCracker
Oct 8, 2005

beauty by stroll
Who's good with photo shopping poo poo? Requesting Alonso's face turning and winking in av form please

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