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No it's just something to stick your dick in like sometimes with old gay men the chick of the couple will get a prolapsed butthole and they just leave it in the dresser drawer with the cock rings and poppers so when either of them want to gently caress it they can and no one even has to talk to each other.
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criscodisco posted:No it's just something to stick your dick in like sometimes with old gay men the chick of the couple will get a prolapsed butthole and they just leave it in the dresser drawer with the cock rings and poppers so when either of them want to gently caress it they can and no one even has to talk to each other. do you want to hang out some time
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Jul 1, 2016 12:03
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It's why old gay men never break up even when they hate each other cause it's like you can't even look at them but you have a joint checking account and at least they make dinner while you're down getting crabs at the truck stop.
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Jul 1, 2016 12:04
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Besides she had the Phage so it's not like it was hard to auger that thing out. She could probably pinch off a sneeze and launch it across the room.
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Jul 1, 2016 12:07
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Or plug it up with some dangling leg skin if you forget a tampon on a night out.
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Jul 1, 2016 12:08
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scatter my ashes across this thread
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criscodisco posted:No it's just something to stick your dick in like sometimes with old gay men the chick of the couple will get a prolapsed butthole and they just leave it in the dresser drawer with the cock rings and poppers so when either of them want to gently caress it they can and no one even has to talk to each other. what's wrong with cock rings?
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Jul 1, 2016 12:53
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I just don't like the way they look on a guy like they're strangling the balls.
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Jul 1, 2016 12:54
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The Star Trek thread should be accelerated in the large hadron collider and shot into the GoT thread. We could add a lot to the standard model of bad posting.
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Germstore posted:The Star Trek thread should be accelerated in the large hadron collider and shot into the GoT thread. We could add a lot to the standard model of bad posting. Then we can finally confirm the existence of the God Poster.
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Cthulu Carl posted:Then we can finally confirm the existence of the God Poster. God dead, so what.
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I'm pretty sure that the only canon Kobayashi Maru tests shown are Kirk's and Saavik's. However, the novels have all kinds of stupid depictions such as Scotty jerry-rigging engineering solutions to force the simulated Klingons into a stalemate. What about the Voyager crew? Janeway rapidly alternates between peace overtures and aggressive posturing, confusing the Klingons. Then she destroys the Kobayashi Maru herself as a distraction and makes her escape. Harry Kim falls in love with the Klingons and refuses to fire on them. Although I'm assuming they substitute Romulans for Klingons in the TNG era.
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Jul 1, 2016 16:47
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Janeway actually passed the test by hurling thousands and thousands of shuttlecraft into the Klingon ships. No one is quite sure where they all came from.
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Janeway would have destroyed the Maru just to spite the klingons.
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Riker just keeps sending dick picks to the Klingons while ejecting his own ruptured warp core at the Klingons to kill them both
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Geordi creeps out the Klingons. They withdraw and file an official grievance with the Federation embassy.
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plushpuffin posted:Geordi creeps out the Klingons. They withdraw and file an official grievance with the Federation embassy. Geordi still fails the test, because the Kobayashi Maru declines his offer of assistance. plushpuffin fucked around with this message at 17:42 on Jul 1, 2016 |
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Geordi elicits the same response from Klingons as do tribbles.
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Automatic Slim posted:Geordi elicits the same response from Klingons as do tribbles. The Klingons spend the next 100 years on a galactic campaign to exterminate Geordi's descendants. They find none.
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O'Brien willingly lowers his shields and lets the Klingons end his miserable life.
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I watched that episode you were all up in arms about where geordi creates a sexy hologram to help him and probably fucks it later. You know you'd all do the same, let he who is without sin cast the first stone
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Why would you make a detailed hologram re-creation of an, at best, six?
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too unrealistic that she'd like him otherwise, it would destroy the users suspension of disbelief
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Bitter Mushroom posted:I watched that episode you were all up in arms about where geordi creates a sexy hologram to help him and probably fucks it later. You know you'd all do the same, let he who is without sin cast the first stone Leah Brahms is pissed Geordi sold his LB program to Ferengi holosuites all over the quadrant.
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I'm sure Homely Clothed Humon Female Delivers Irritated, Then Agitated Approximation Of Oomox was a huge hit.
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It's a niche market. e: Probably a big hit to all the warp field specialists she alienated throughout her career. Automatic Slim fucked around with this message at 18:15 on Jul 1, 2016 |
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The creepiest part isn't even in that episode, it's in the "sequel" when the real Leah finds out and gives Geordi her speech about being violated. Geordi just scowls the whole time and then pulls his best Reddit MRA "but why don't you like me" guilt-trip and then storms out. Geordi, my man, you done hosed up. Just own up to it.
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Geordi's such a sore loser that you know for a fact the second the real Leah left the ship, Geordi stormed off to the holodeck muttering "selfish bitch, I'll show her" and then loaded up the Leah program. "Computer, increase Leah's desire for me by 4000%.  "
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Jul 1, 2016 18:23
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Computer: Desire Increased to 0.000000 units.
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Computer make a table. A.... metal table.
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Computer, make me breakfast. (a single small pancake materializes) No. Computer, make a better breakfast. (sumptuous 7 course breakfast materializes) Yeah, that's more like it.
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oldpainless posted:Computer, make me breakfast.
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Big Mean Jerk posted:The creepiest part isn't even in that episode, it's in the "sequel" when the real Leah finds out and gives Geordi her speech about being violated. Geordi just scowls the whole time and then pulls his best Reddit MRA "but why don't you like me" guilt-trip and then storms out. oh wow now that I must see
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I like that Keiko is a bad cook in DS9 because even though it 's all replicated, she picks the grossest things from the menu. Like she entered a cheat code to unlock Cardie food because she thought that was a great idea to serve that poo poo to Miles and a cardassian kid raised all his life by bajorans. Also LOL that they locked out the cardassian food in the replicators.
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shadow puppet of a posted:Computer: Desire Increased to 0.000000 units. 
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It's alluded that he marries Brahms in the future ("future" in "All Good Things…"). What if he killed Brahms and married a holo graph with a mobile emitter? 
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Cthulu Carl posted:I like that Keiko is a bad cook in DS9 because even though it 's all replicated, she picks the grossest things from the menu. Miles is Cardassian war vet with lots of painful, anguishing memories. She knew exactly what she was doing.
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It's part of the only honest-to-god serial continuity in the series outside of big event episodes! There's the holographic Leah episode, the real Leah episode, and then in the Scotty vs. a Dyson Sphere episode Geordi and Mr. Scott laugh about how Geordi tortured a confused space newborn relying on the Enterprise for support by feeding it sour milk. e: The Brahms episodes are part of serial continuity, I mean.
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I'm watching through TOS for the first time as a Shatnerian celebration of Canada Day and this teenage mind-rapist Charlie who was raised by a database in the wreckage of a downed ship from the second episode is so far twice as quick on the courtship concepts uptake than been-around-humans-his-whole-life LaForge.
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