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DrPlump
Oct 5, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OV9p348boM0

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

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paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
thanks for le reddit update, maybe go back there for a while

The Phlegmatist
Nov 24, 2003

Quidam Viator posted:

Yeah, I don't know where in FL you're located, but the sheer level of FERVOR these people are capable of, like back during the W re-election is just monstrous and terrifying. These Baptist mega-churches are perfectly set up, dotting the landscape, each a nexus for preaching politics, getting their whole congregation to make their whole social life revolve around church (Wednesday Night, Neighborinos!) and they already have the buses and organizational structure, such that all a real, evangelical GOP campaign would have to do is just say hi and shake hands.

WHEN that kind of poo poo happens, or when the militia rednecks, who are equally organized in an equally terrifying way, decide some diposhitz like TED loving YOHO is their man, they can basically just stomp a mudhole right in the vote.

THAT's what makes Florida a swing state, in my opinion: the sheer potential power of conservative organizations in Florida to just self-manifest a whole ground operation and GOTV, IF AND ONLY IF the candidate in question has touched their no-no button properly. Otherwise, it's just like you say, you get half-assed support from them, and then the hardly-a-flood of confused democratic votes is enough to turn the tables.

I think there was a lot of shock, at least in my area, when our Obama efforts in 2008 were so organized and effective.

I've moved around FL a lot for work and have lived in actual cities and also in bumfuck nowhere.

The 2000 election was insane and I'm not seeing that level of fervor for Trump. All my evangelical buddies were all-in for Cruz and then kinda shrugged their shoulders after it became clear Trump was getting the nom. If Trump can't even bother trying to message to the evangelicals correctly, FL is entirely lost to him. I mean at this point considering the splits in the polling he should be hammering "life begins at conception" as hard as he can in every single speech. Being lukewarm about abortion is a total anathema to evangelical voters.

Pook Good Mook
Aug 6, 2013


ENFORCE THE UNITED STATES DRESS CODE AT ALL COSTS!

This message paid for by the Men's Wearhouse& Jos A Bank Lobbying Group

Haha they loving brag about it, knowing that Trump is stuck and has to either lie and get caught by the FEC filing, play coy and wait for the FEC filing (which is almost worse), or disclose his far lower number.

God drat this election is fun.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Debate & Discussion: You Are Racist > C-SPAM > 2016 GOP Collapse: Splodey heads keep ‘splodin

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy
Yay Trump!
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/748926103931150336

mannerup
Jan 11, 2004

♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/748920081942327296

Mad Doctor Cthulhu
Mar 3, 2008


You know, the good thing about normal yard signs is that you can go outside in the middle of the night, take them down, and pretend that nothing ever happened. This is especially good if your candidate lost big. Gives you some dignity.

Imagine the racket this will make as it comes down around 1-2am on November 9th. The sounds of a hammer pulling out nails, the hushed exclamations of 'dammit' and 'loving liberals,' and then finally a lone shout like 'GODDAMMIT, MILDRED, JUST SHUT UP AND GIVE ME THE SAW!'

This will only end in tears for these two.

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Trump just got the biggest endorsements...Hercules and Jesus

https://twitter.com/loudobbs/status/748346937322143744

Jesus would have voted for Bernie imo.

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO
Jesus would vote Green party like a stupid loving moron imo

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

MariusLecter posted:

Jesus would vote Green party like a stupid loving moron imo

Jesus believes in the efficacy of vaccines. :colbert:

Mirthless
Mar 27, 2011

by the sex ghost

MariusLecter posted:

Jesus would vote Green party like a stupid loving moron imo

and on the eighth day, he Legalized It, and it was good

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

MariusLecter posted:

Jesus would vote Green party like a stupid loving moron imo

And the Jews think he's the Messiah, sad!

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

Trump QUOTE OF THE DAY

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

MariusLecter posted:

Jesus would vote Green party like a stupid loving moron imo

Yeah, but Jesus could actually make homeopathy work.

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.

Zwabu posted:

Sorry if it's been posted, but I love the NY Daily News and their headlines:



I still think about the Confederacy of Dunaces one sometimes.

Bryter posted:

There's trouble interacting with the press and then there's loving herding the press with a literal rope dude

That whole thing is just funny to me regardless of what it says about Hillary.

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

Don't forget Hitler's contributions to medicine.
https://twitter.com/hollybdc/status/748931223284621313

Trump will claim credit for anything.

Slate Action
Feb 13, 2012

by exmarx
https://twitter.com/alivitali/status/748937393693085696

Please campaign in Illinois.

Mirthless
Mar 27, 2011

by the sex ghost

Joementum posted:

Yeah, but Jesus could actually make homeopathy work.

Jesus 0020: He'll Make Homeopathy Real

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

Don't forget Hitler's contributions to medicine.
https://twitter.com/Bencjacobs/status/748937375930351617

What?

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

He buys lots of cars.

Trickle down and all that.

Slate Action
Feb 13, 2012

by exmarx
https://twitter.com/hollybdc/status/748938846964895744

Focus!

mannerup
Jan 11, 2004

♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬
https://twitter.com/ewstephe/status/748939747440136193

Xandu
Feb 19, 2006


It's hard to be humble when you're as great as I am.
Trumps director of surrogates just quit. After three weeks on the job.

http://www.politico.com/story/2016/07/donald-trump-aide-quits-225032

Distant Chicken
Aug 15, 2007

Xandu posted:

Trumps director of surrogates just quit. After three weeks on the job.

http://www.politico.com/story/2016/07/donald-trump-aide-quits-225032

"THESE idiots are my direct reports? Ah gently caress it."

mannerup
Jan 11, 2004

♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬
https://twitter.com/ShaneGoldmacher/status/748939697838297088

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

Xandu posted:

Trumps director of surrogates just quit. After three weeks on the job.

http://www.politico.com/story/2016/07/donald-trump-aide-quits-225032

eh he probably wasn't one of the best people anyway.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
I love when people talk about Janet Jacksons titty like it was another 9/11

mannerup
Jan 11, 2004

♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬
https://twitter.com/JDiamond1/status/748940805138632705

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy
:stare: jesus christ

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar

cool......... COOL!

Cpt. Mahatma Gandhi
Mar 26, 2005


God PLEASE let there be video of this

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

VP vetting process revealed.

Endless Trash
Aug 12, 2007


My uncle works for Trump so he let me see the secret plan to defeat ISIS. It's actually a pretty good idea but I'm not allowed to talk about it.

mannerup
Jan 11, 2004

♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬

Cpt. Mahatma Gandhi posted:

God PLEASE let there be video of this

he is doing a speech at the western conservative summit in denver right now

https://twitter.com/NickRiccardi/status/748941252578582528
https://twitter.com/hollybdc/status/748941550143434752

mannerup fucked around with this message at 19:13 on Jul 1, 2016

Tatsuta Age
Apr 21, 2005

so good at being in trouble


mannerup posted:

he is doing a speech at the western conservative summit in denver right now

https://twitter.com/NickRiccardi/status/748941252578582528

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5woP0491VcM

You can watch them editing the "subscribe" button over Trump's face in realtime

edit: he just said bigly

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

Don't forget Hitler's contributions to medicine.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iO2bRMUGmyU

I know this was posted before but is a higher quality version of the Tiny Hands PAC press conference that doesn't cut out and has higher quality video.

mannerup
Jan 11, 2004

♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬
https://twitter.com/CNNPolitics/status/748943507952373760

quote:

Washington (CNN) - Donald Trump's campaign and the Republican National Committee are adding about 85 fundraising veterans to their previously paltry operation, a move that could calm jitters that Trump is not equipped to raise money. The roster of state finance chairs for the joint fundraising effort includes mainstays of GOP finance circles but also new, wealthy blood that is green to presidential buck-raking. Trump now has at least one state finance chair in 33 states and the District of Columbia.

The lineup suggests that Trump's fundraising team is making headway and professionalizing its donor contact operation. At least one bundler on the list, John Rakolta, a former national finance chair, told CNN only three weeks ago that he had surprisingly received zero contact from the Trump campaign. Trump's fundraising shop previously consisted publicly of only about 20 people, and the campaign began the month of June with only $1.3 million in the bank. Its July numbers are expected to improve significantly.

Additions to Trump's team include Oklahoma energy executive Larry Nichols; Todd Christie, the brother of New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie, a finalist for Trump's vice president; David Fischer, a top auto manufacturer in Michigan and a major RNC donor; long-time GOP fundraiser Ron Gidwitz, of Chicago; Francis Rooney, the former U.S. ambassador to the Vatican; Brian Ballard, a prominent Florida lobbyist; and Larry Mizel, a Colorado real estate titan active in the Jewish fundraising world.

The roster includes several Republican financiers who have been among the most vocal Trump supporters, such as New York Jets owner Woody Johnson, New York investor Anthony Scaramucci and San Diego businessman and California Prop. 8 backer "Papa" Doug Manchester. Reps. Kevin Cramer of North Dakota and Steve Southerland of Florida are on the list as well.

H5N1
Mar 8, 2005

heil satan
I can't believe how excited I am about the Jeb campaign!

H5N1 fucked around with this message at 23:47 on Oct 18, 2016

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blue squares
Sep 28, 2007


What the hell. How many times is Trump going to use the excuse "nobody asked me about it before" to explain his lack of knowledge? Has anyone written a decent article about his admission that he doesn't think about things until a reporter asks him about it?

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