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Serve Starfleet in your service issue karate gi while you climb to your death in Mr. Scott's amazing technicolor engine room.
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Jul 1, 2016 18:53
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"Charlie, we don't go around slapping Yeoman Rand on the rear end, ok?"
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Jul 1, 2016 19:07
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shadow puppet of a posted:Best official fleet uniform so far. Its so strange that people were ok with those pants on TV. I mean, you can see it all. props to the actors not caring bout their small dicks tho.
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Jul 1, 2016 19:08
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Hector Beerlioz posted:"Charlie, we don't go around slapping Yeoman Rand on the rear end, ok?" "We" as in not you because you're not a officer.
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Jul 1, 2016 19:08
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shadow puppet of a posted:Best official fleet uniform so far. Someone is smuggling one single button mushroom. A small one, from the looks of it.
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Jul 1, 2016 19:59
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It's a prototype microtransporter.
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Jul 1, 2016 20:06
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Space is very cold.
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Jul 1, 2016 20:12
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The blu-ray restoration team know that dickprint like the back of their hand. The back of their pinky, specifically. The top third, precisely.
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Jul 1, 2016 20:20
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Squizzle posted:Space is very cold. "Orions know about shrinkage...Right?"
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Jul 1, 2016 20:39
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Squizzle posted:Space is very cold. yet the turkish wrestling room the background is so very hot
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Jul 1, 2016 20:46
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I could swear I remember an interview with the guy who played Robin on the old Batman show, and he said that his donger and balls were making old women write outraged letters to the studio, and they had to take him down like Brandon Teena whenever he was in his tights. I actually remember seeing that in several interviews, so he must have been very proud of his sausage.
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Cthulu Carl posted:"Orions know about shrinkage...Right?" "It shrinks?" "Like a frightened gagh."
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Jul 1, 2016 21:10
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Man this thread has been moving so fast it could probably make the kessel run in under 12 parsecs
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Jul 1, 2016 21:15
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Hector Beerlioz posted:Man this thread has been moving so
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Jul 1, 2016 21:19
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I haven't read any of this thread. I just wanted to stop in and say that Star Trek: Voyager was a very, very, very, very bad television show. Thank you.
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Jul 1, 2016 21:21
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Centripetal Horse posted:I haven't read any of this thread. I just wanted to stop in and say that Star Trek: Voyager was a very, very, very, very bad television show. Thank you. Gonna have to disagree
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Jul 1, 2016 21:24
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 This is basically my entire fantasy, including all those people watching. I'd sleep in his urethra like a sleeping bag at night to keep warm and his sleep boners would crack my back while I slept, keeping me limber and spry.
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Jul 1, 2016 21:29
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Hector Beerlioz posted:Gonna have to disagree I may not agree with what you say, but I would defend to the first hint of mild annoyance your right to say it. After that, you'd be on your own, because boy howdy is Voyager bad. Good Trek: Bad Trek:  The thing is, all they would have had to do to make Voyager good was use a fork to pry that thing out of Jeri Ryan's eye socket, and have her be naked all the time. They just couldn't be bothered, though.
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Jul 1, 2016 21:42
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criscodisco posted:
Reminder: This is what "hella buff" looked like in the 1960s.
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Why cookie Rocket posted:Reminder: This is what "hella buff" looked like in the 1960s. Yeah but hella buff then was way better than hella buff now. I mean, no one is cuter than Hugh Jackman, but when he's playing Wolverine he is all veiny and looks like a messed up cucumber with a bunch of weiners hanging off of it.
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Jul 1, 2016 21:48
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Centripetal Horse posted:I haven't read any of this thread. I just wanted to stop in and say that Star Trek: Voyager was a very, very, very, very bad television show. Thank you. An important part of loving star trek is hating star trek.
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Jul 1, 2016 21:53
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Probably the most important part, I'd say.
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Jul 1, 2016 21:57
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Are we still in agreement that Galaxy Quest was the best Trek movie, or is it possible that this is?
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Jul 1, 2016 21:58
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No it's JJ Trek 2.
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Jul 1, 2016 21:59
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That scene where Kirk dies from space madness, wow.
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Jul 1, 2016 22:00
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He was all "no Spock I'm doing it talk to the hand" and the whole theater cheered and yelled gently caress yeah.
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Jul 1, 2016 22:01
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Tectonis posted:An important part of loving star trek is hating star trek. To know Trek... Is to hate Trek. And to hate Trek... Is to love Trek.
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Jul 1, 2016 22:01
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Do they ever explain why the don't have more than 1 copy of the mobile emitter? It can be transported so nothing should be stopping them from making a backup. I guess replacing the crew with holograms and then staying in your quarters with your personal sex hologram would be too easy?
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Jul 1, 2016 22:02
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criscodisco posted:No it's JJ Trek 2. 
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Jul 1, 2016 22:05
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plushpuffin posted:To know Trek... Is to hate Trek. And to hate Trek... Is to love Trek. Same but replace Trek with "Picard's cameltoe" 
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Jul 1, 2016 22:05
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Voyager is the only trek i have watched, I was just a kid but I liked it.
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Jul 1, 2016 22:05
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Tectonis posted:Do they ever explain why the don't have more than 1 copy of the mobile emitter? It can be transported so nothing should be stopping them from making a backup. There is no why with Voyager. Voyager is just one lazy, half baked idea to another.
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Jul 1, 2016 22:05
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Seriously I think he's been strapping each ball to a different thigh to fit in his uniform.
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Jul 1, 2016 22:06
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Tectonis posted:Do they ever explain why the don't have more than 1 copy of the mobile emitter? It can be transported so nothing should be stopping them from making a backup. It was technology from the future that they had no hope of understanding, unlike the hobo from the 70's they got it from.
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Jul 1, 2016 22:06
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Zombiepop posted:Voyager is the only trek i have watched, I was just a kid but I liked it. I suppose if you haven't seen the same ideas done better with actors who give a poo poo, Voyager wouldn't seem so bad.
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Jul 1, 2016 22:06
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You know Risa was fun when you come home with a puffy vagina.
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Sunswipe posted:I suppose if you haven't seen the same ideas done better with actors who give a poo poo, Voyager wouldn't seem so bad. The actors gave a poo poo, the directors just kept ordering them not to.
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Jul 1, 2016 22:09
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The transporter works at the highest possible resolution with all sorts of redundancies, safeguards, and tight tolerances. Replicators are by comparison so broadly calibrated that they just throw a couple into every guest bedroom and conference area. I guess the analogy would be that
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I like to imagine that Picard's adventure on Risa recovering that device/weapon from the future was some kind of theme park style game, and he never caught on. Picard exits cave. "Ok everyone, take five. Someone replicate another  artifact and bury it before the next guest arrives."
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