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Cool Buff Man
Jul 30, 2006

bitch
Someone else will fill the evan turner role on the celtics very easily this season and will look better than they should. Evan Turner will go back to being bog standard Evan Turner and piss off a whole lot of people

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Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

I'm a smaller less athletic less consistent white Jr Smith just so you know what to expect if I sign

Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night


straight up brolic posted:

it is weird that blazers fans are uniquely deluded

We're all deluded

Kibner
Oct 21, 2008

Acguy Supremacy

Metapod posted:

I'm a smaller less athletic less consistent white Jr Smith just so you know what to expect if I sign

So, still better than Jimmer.

Jack's Flow
Jun 6, 2003

Life, friends, is boring
https://twitter.com/MarcJSpearsESPN/status/748959395342495744?lang=de

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

there's a lot of sticker shock with Bazemore because dumbass teams like the Lakers and Warriors got rid of him for nothing instead of playing him, but he was legitimately good last season and you should want him on your squad because he is fun.

Wiccan Wasteland
Oct 15, 2012

straight up brolic posted:

nah he was incredibly innovative as an owner in good ways

So, he's Jerry Jones?

Dexo
Aug 15, 2009

A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.
https://twitter.com/KingJames/status/748977711905841152

The Cavs GM has spoken about whether they are gonna match Delly's deal or not.

Cool Buff Man
Jul 30, 2006

bitch

We discussed that about an hour and a half ago and the consensus is great deal for the magic, not so great for evan f.

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

Kibner posted:

So, still better than Jimmer.

Yes also that's a perfect size comparison

Cool Buff Man
Jul 30, 2006

bitch

Dexo posted:

https://twitter.com/KingJames/status/748977711905841152

The Cavs GM has spoken about whether they are gonna match Delly's deal or not.

Man the bucks have such a strange team

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



Kibner posted:

So, still better than Jimmer.

remember when jimmer went #10, one pick ahead of klay and 5 picks ahead of kawhi

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



Cool Buff Man posted:

Man the bucks have such a strange team

signing makes sense and fills a weakness for the bucks. all the other guys are much too tall to get maximum leverage when punching dicks.

Cool Buff Man
Jul 30, 2006

bitch

Shear Modulus posted:

signing makes sense and fills a weakness for the bucks. all the other guys are much too tall to get maximum leverage when punching dicks.

Agreed, i'm just talking about overall. It's a strange team full of strange players

Rabid Snake
Aug 6, 2004



straight up brolic posted:

there's a lot of sticker shock with Bazemore because dumbass teams like the Lakers and Warriors got rid of him for nothing instead of playing him, but he was legitimately good last season and you should want him on your squad because he is fun.

I'm not sure if we are talking about the same Warriors Bazemore. I loved his hyped reactions on the bench but he wasn't a good player when he was a Warrior. But he sure as hell developed into a hell of a player.

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

Rabid Snake posted:

I'm not sure if we are talking about the same Warriors Bazemore. I loved his hyped reactions on the bench but he wasn't a good player when he was a Warrior. But he sure as hell developed into a hell of a player.
Ya, I'm not saying that he was good or bad back then, he just never played.

e: only 500 total minutes for the Warriors, roughly 5mpg, played Jarrett Jack 2500 minutes instead of giving him any burn.

Lasagna Pilot
Feb 6, 2009

No, you're dark-side intergalactic encyclopedia salesmen. Unfortunately, the home office hasn't been quite upfront with you.

quote:

With all that said, if Phil signs Joakim Noah to four years of guaranteed money, I will drive to Montana, find his artisanal psilocybin mushroom patch, and tear it up with my bare hands. Then I’ll eat the mushrooms, travel to the astral plane, find his spirit animal, and kill it. I will burn his home to the ground.

:lol:

Vanilla Mint Ice
Jul 17, 2007

A raccoon is not finished when he is defeated. He is finished when he quits.

Dexo posted:

https://twitter.com/KingJames/status/748977711905841152

The Cavs GM has spoken about whether they are gonna match Delly's deal or not.

https://twitter.com/paytayto/status/748979015784996864

trader

WhyteRyce
Dec 30, 2001

new thread title
https://twitter.com/ThompsonScribe/status/748972455289458688

Spacebump
Dec 24, 2003

Dallas Mavericks: Generations
We haven't reached peak offseason until Dirk leaves the Mavs.

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

Dirk should retire tbh. Last year was probably his last season of being good

Spring Break My Heart
Feb 15, 2012

Spacebump posted:

We haven't reached peak offseason until Dirk leaves the Mavs.
Dirk to Miami, Wade to Dallas

Paperback Writer
May 1, 2006

I remember when Bazemore almost beat the Spurs in the playoffs for the Dubs, but then the Manu shot happened.

Juaguocio
Jun 5, 2005

Oh, David...

Spacebump posted:

We haven't reached peak offseason until Dirk leaves the Mavs.

Or someone puts on 20 lbs of muscle.

https://mobile.twitter.com/Patty_Mills/status/748454307423350785

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



If Dirk wants to chase another ring he could always go to the Spurs or OKC.

Or, Dirk should sign with the Knicks and provide the final piece to the 2010 super team.


lol that was fast

Jack's Flow
Jun 6, 2003

Life, friends, is boring

Cool Buff Man posted:

We discussed that about an hour and a half ago and the consensus is great deal for the magic, not so great for evan f.

Ah poo poo, sorry, missed that one. Yeah, really good for Orlando.


Not my Patty Mills!

Dejan Bimble
Mar 24, 2008

we're all black friends
Plaster Town Cop
Rudy Gay is going to be traded for a ferret and a white sweatshirt

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


can't get over a guy whose game is identical to a post-goggle kirk hinrich getting $38 million. Also that Delly still plays in the Central and therefore has more chances to injure Jimmy.

speaking of Hinrich has he officially retired or are the Bulls re-sign him after trading him again.

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

Dejan Bimble posted:

Rudy Gay is going to be traded for a ferret and a white sweatshirt

Sign and trade for Dion Waiters. Also okc gets a pick cause kings

E: also the Kings get singler

Metapod fucked around with this message at 22:26 on Jul 1, 2016

chunkles
Aug 14, 2005

i am completely immersed in darkness
as i turn my body away from the sun
Patty Mills is ripped out of his mind

Spring Break My Heart
Feb 15, 2012

chunkles posted:

Patty Mills is ripped out of his mind
He's using steroids IMO.

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

Patty Mills trying to reinvent himself as the league's first forward-point

Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land




I wouldn't want Evan Turner on my team if he was playing for free, much less 70 million dollars

zelah
Dec 1, 2004

Diabetes, you are not invited to my pizza party.
I want to be very clear in the fact that I'm not defending those blazer posters.

Aminu went from between 21-27% 3pt shooting to 36% this last season. Harkless went from 39 to 47%.

It does seem possible that Turner's 3 could get better here.

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



INSPECTAH DECK posted:

He's using steroids IMO.

that amount of bulking in like 2 months looks impossible without juicing

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



just imagine how hard patty's gonna be able to wave towels next season

Dejan Bimble
Mar 24, 2008

we're all black friends
Plaster Town Cop

http://media.gettyimages.com/photos/patty-mills-of-the-san-antonio-spurs-drives-around-the-key-during-the-picture-id507674958

He's tanned and lost some body fat, but his muscles are about the same size. He should be on steroids, I'm not sure if he is



I'd say 70/30 yes

LOOK I AM A TURTLE
May 22, 2003

"I'm actually a tortoise."
Grimey Drawer

straight up brolic posted:

Dirk should retire tbh. Last year was probably his last season of being good

This but Tim Duncan.

Dejan Bimble
Mar 24, 2008

we're all black friends
Plaster Town Cop

LOOK I AM A TURTLE posted:

This but Tim Duncan.

I hope that the entire league retires and we can see some fresh prospects plying their trade

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Strawberry Panda
Nov 4, 2007

Breakfast Defecting, Slow Dick Touching, Root Beer Barreling SwagVP
Off topic but this new Avalanches record is excellent. Perfect sound track for Free Agency.

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