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dogs named Charlie
Apr 5, 2009

by exmarx
Can't lie, just ejaculated. Thanks

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Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
there's a whole series of these

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xLfrX7N9qd8

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Motsew
Dec 31, 2004


I was loving cringing so bad watching that biker's reaction I had to stop the video. What a loving knob jockey.

Nuebot
Feb 18, 2013

The developer of Brigador is a secret chud, don't give him money

Is this a facectomy?

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

Nuebot posted:

Is this a facectomy?

Could be Sleepy Hollow cosplay preparation.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YKjyfdYleJ4

belt
May 12, 2001

by Nyc_Tattoo

Motsew posted:

I was loving cringing so bad watching that biker's reaction I had to stop the video. What a loving knob jockey.

Motovloggers are the loving worst. Losing their poo poo over every little perceived injustice on a roadway when the easiest and safest thing to do is just remove themselves from the situation. But that wouldn't lead to that phat Youtube money.

surebet
Jan 10, 2013

avatar
specialist



please let this become an actual sport

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

What's wrong with Mark Hamill?

ugh its Troika
May 2, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

:pwn:

The Hausu Usher
Feb 9, 2010

:spooky:
Screaming is the only useful thing that we can do.


:gary:

Pvt.Scott
Feb 16, 2007

What God wants, God gets, God help us all

Nuebot posted:

Is this a facerektomy?

AfroSquirrel
Sep 3, 2011

An investment in future schadenfreude:
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1606226331/portable-console-for-pc-games-pgs/description

A gaming computer the size of a phone (that exclusively uses passive cooling)! Definitely not a thing that will burst in to flames or just be a brick. Also it's based and produced in China with just a small office in Detroit.

And fully funded in a day.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

AfroSquirrel posted:

An investment in future schadenfreude:
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1606226331/portable-console-for-pc-games-pgs/description

A gaming computer the size of a phone (that exclusively uses passive cooling)! Definitely not a thing that will burst in to flames or just be a brick. Also it's based and produced in China with just a small office in Detroit.

And fully funded in a day.

I hate kickstarter where everything is a bloody image.

Hm, I wonder what the battery life on this beast supposed to be. Ctrl-F batt... Oh. I guess I'm expected to read all 50 pages of words, yeah, lol.

oldpainless
Oct 30, 2009

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That computer promises incredible "perfomance."

nexus6
Sep 2, 2011

If only you could see what I've seen with your eyes

Paladinus posted:

I hate kickstarter where everything is a bloody image.

Hm, I wonder what the battery life on this beast supposed to be. Ctrl-F batt... Oh. I guess I'm expected to read all 50 pages of words, yeah, lol.

There's a video at the top of the page. Battery supposedly last 5 hours. Also, the audio in that video is bizarrely out of sync

The Pell
Feb 6, 2008

AfroSquirrel posted:

An investment in future schadenfreude:
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1606226331/portable-console-for-pc-games-pgs/description

A gaming computer the size of a phone (that exclusively uses passive cooling)! Definitely not a thing that will burst in to flames or just be a brick. Also it's based and produced in China with just a small office in Detroit.

And fully funded in a day.

I hope it'll play Star Citizen.

Judge Schnoopy
Nov 2, 2005

dont even TRY it, pal

The Pell posted:

I hope it'll play Star Citizen.

They should be available retail at the same time

Inco
Apr 3, 2009

I have been working out! My modem is broken and my phone eats half the posts I try to make, including all the posts I've tried to make here. I'll try this one more time.

Motsew posted:

I was loving cringing so bad watching that biker's reaction I had to stop the video. What a loving knob jockey.

As someone who has had a person in a car merge into my lane while I was on a motorcycle, you can jump off a bridge. The guy was absolutely right to get mad as hell, because it's fuckheads like that person who don't know how to drive that get people killed.

Bunni-kat
May 25, 2010

Service Desk B-b-bunny...
How can-ca-caaaaan I
help-p-p-p you?

Inco posted:

As someone who has had a person in a car merge into my lane while I was on a motorcycle, you can jump off a bridge. The guy was absolutely right to get mad as hell, because it's fuckheads like that person who don't know how to drive that get people killed.

Ride a vehicle with some safety features, then bitch about killer drivers.

Pvt.Scott
Feb 16, 2007

What God wants, God gets, God help us all
Counterpoint: drive your massive deadly physics object like a responsible human being.

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe
I get hosed on a zipper merge, but I eventually just say gently caress it, beep and throw a finger but allow the rear end in a top hat in, because I value not scratching my car over being right

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Avenging_Mikon posted:

Ride a vehicle with some safety features, then bitch about killer drivers.

Motorcycles have plenty of safety features. Traction control and ABS are becoming standard on newer bikes. Also gear has become absurdly effective. I've been in a few minor crashes with absolutely no injury, or damage to my bike. I'm usually wearing about $1,000 in armor when I ride.


To take your argument to its conclusion, should anyone who drives anything less than the highest safety rated cars also lose their right to bitch about poo poo drivers?

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

Chichevache posted:

I'm usually wearing about $1,000 in armor when I ride.

What's wrong with the standard uniform of T-shirt, shorts and flip-flops?

im pooping!
Nov 17, 2006


murder all people on the roads

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Stoatbringer posted:

What's wrong with the standard uniform of T-shirt, shorts and flip-flops?

Power Rangers look cooler. :c00lbert:

Related and content. This is horrifying road rash that I never want to feel.

http://m.liveleak.com/view?i=8b6_1458970372

Extremely:nms:

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
https://twitter.com/Ibypatel/status/749359644192243713?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Feck!

James Woods
Jul 15, 2003

This is the inverse of that situation.

http://jalopnik.com/5264672/biker-drops-double-shot-of-nos-into-fuel-tank-makes-internet-laugh

Bunni-kat
May 25, 2010

Service Desk B-b-bunny...
How can-ca-caaaaan I
help-p-p-p you?

Chichevache posted:

Power Rangers look cooler. :c00lbert:

Related and content. This is horrifying road rash that I never want to feel.

http://m.liveleak.com/view?i=8b6_1458970372

Extremely:nms:

Fair enough, snarky statement retracted. Not like I'm a fan of drivers over motorcyclists anyways. Driver ran over my foot while I was in a crosswalk, and my friend got hit in the face by a car sticking his face out into traffic to see if it was safe to cross (it wasn't). I'm just also sick of the cyclists who think that whipping around cars in no passing areas is cool and fun.

belt
May 12, 2001

by Nyc_Tattoo

Chichevache posted:

Power Rangers look cooler. :c00lbert:

Related and content. This is horrifying road rash that I never want to feel.

http://m.liveleak.com/view?i=8b6_1458970372

Extremely:nms:

Ffffuuuuckk. I just put my motorcycle gloves on, think I'll wear them to sleep.

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Chichevache posted:

Power Rangers look cooler. :c00lbert:

Related and content. This is horrifying road rash that I never want to feel.

http://m.liveleak.com/view?i=8b6_1458970372

Extremely:nms:

Are those his loving tendons?! :gonk:

Bonald Farndhardt
Apr 18, 2005
Ye it up

dobbymoodge
Mar 8, 2005


A good dogge

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Avenging_Mikon posted:

Fair enough, snarky statement retracted. Not like I'm a fan of drivers over motorcyclists anyways. Driver ran over my foot while I was in a crosswalk, and my friend got hit in the face by a car sticking his face out into traffic to see if it was safe to cross (it wasn't). I'm just also sick of the cyclists who think that whipping around cars in no passing areas is cool and fun.

No worries. Much like every hobby everywhere, most participants in it suck. The motorcycle goons, Cycle Asylum, are all pretty sick of dumb vloggers instigating for youtube hits as well. I mean we still share the videos and laugh, but we also die a little inside.

Babylon Astronaut
Apr 19, 2012

Avenging_Mikon posted:

Fair enough, snarky statement retracted. Not like I'm a fan of drivers over motorcyclists anyways. Driver ran over my foot while I was in a crosswalk, and my friend got hit in the face by a car sticking his face out into traffic to see if it was safe to cross (it wasn't). I'm just also sick of the cyclists who think that whipping around cars in no passing areas is cool and fun.

Maybe you should wear steel toes and then complain about people running over your foot.

Croisquessein
Feb 25, 2005

invisible or nonexistent, and should be treated as such

I watched this in the original broadcast, I felt so bad for that guy as I laughed my rear end off.

I'm sure this has been posted already but I just listened to the whole thing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=42f-trGIw5g

SCARED OF THE VIRUS

Testekill
Nov 1, 2012

I demand to be taken seriously

:aronrex:

Croisquessein posted:

I watched this in the original broadcast, I felt so bad for that guy as I laughed my rear end off.

I'm sure this has been posted already but I just listened to the whole thing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=42f-trGIw5g

SCARED OF THE VIRUS

Kid, if you get caught with your dick in your hand like it sounds then you've lost most options to deny this.


edit: Seriously though, gently caress this kid. His mum clearly sounds like she's trying as hard as she can but he's just such a disrespectful little prick.

Testekill has a new favorite as of 09:24 on Jul 3, 2016

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Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right
INCOMING

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