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Nuebot posted:I caught a flight with a box cutter in my pocket, no one gave a poo poo. I am very white. 2.36inches perfectly legal http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eiWIOKKuyGE&t=3m40s
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I didn't even realize it was there until I reached into my pocket looking for some gum and was like "Huh, that's not juicy fruit, that's not juicy fruit at all."
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Beer_Suitcase posted:I was campaigning to name our child Klax if it was a boy. It wasn't and we named her Nova. It may be a kinda silly name ,but it doesn't sound like an alien STD. Klaxon is a fitting baby name, since klaxons are also loud.
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reddit.com/r/nofap posted:Small-minded people (self.NoFap)
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Jul 3, 2016 19:17
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Maybe he'll become the new Fireman Guy 
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Jul 3, 2016 19:29
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Jul 3, 2016 19:43
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Who doesn't clean?
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Beer_Suitcase posted:I was campaigning to name our child Klax if it was a boy. It wasn't and we named her Nova. It may be a kinda silly name ,but it doesn't sound like an alien STD. Klax is a loving awful name, just as bad as white-lady-with-super-awful-names-on-a-chalkboard.jpg
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Jul 3, 2016 19:54
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It's a good name, being bullied builds character.
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Jul 3, 2016 19:55
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I definitely don't prefer rich, hot members of the opposite sex. I'm a Sapiosexual, naturally. If a sizzling hot lady with a wad of cash offers to take me out (which happens far too often to count) I just ask if they've ever read Dune. If they haven't, I just blank them out. Instant filter.
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Jul 3, 2016 20:01
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These people are just terrified of women it's sad
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Jul 3, 2016 20:51
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I wouldn't date her. Clean your filth, woman.
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Jul 3, 2016 21:02
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Tiberius Thyben posted:What about that time that the BNP used a photo of a Supermarine Spitfire blown by the Polish 303 squadron in one of it's stupid things. I got that one through my door a couple of elections ago! I laughed bitterly and threw it away in disgust but I wish I'd kept it now.
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Jul 3, 2016 21:05
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If only she'd just settle for an 5"9 rear end hole who expects her to cook and clean for him.
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Attitude Indicator posted:I wouldn't date her. Clean your filth, woman. Here, I fixed it. 
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Jul 3, 2016 21:20
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That woman and I are looking for the exact same things in a mate.
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Karma Monkey posted:Here, I fixed it. The bottom picture can go for the dude or the lady.
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Jul 3, 2016 22:27
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hook her up with Masaokis
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So, I have a pretty uncommon surname, and random people who share my name sometimes add me on facebook. One of them is a Scottish biker in his 50s who mostly shares memes about how English politicians are a bunch of cunts, but recently he's started liking a bunch of porn and latex fetish pics. I have no idea whether he doesn't know whether everybody can see them, or whether he simply doesn't give a gently caress.
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Jul 3, 2016 23:15
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I love the "Stupid men can't be blond". What is that supposed to mean? How is it a problem? Lots of men bleach their hair and no one cares. Why complain about always being assumed to be smart?
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SurreptitiousMuffin posted:So, I have a pretty uncommon surname, and random people who share my name sometimes add me on facebook. One of them is a Scottish biker in his 50s who mostly shares memes about how English politicians are a bunch of cunts, but recently he's started liking a bunch of porn and latex fetish pics. I have no idea whether he doesn't know whether everybody can see them, or whether he simply doesn't give a gently caress. Sounds like a pretty cool dude.
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Picnic Princess posted:I love the "Stupid men can't be blond". What is that supposed to mean? How is it a problem? Lots of men bleach their hair and no one cares. Why complain about always being assumed to be smart? It's a poor working of "blonde women are dumb".
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SurreptitiousMuffin posted:So, I have a pretty uncommon surname, and random people who share my name sometimes add me on facebook. One of them is a Scottish biker in his 50s who mostly shares memes about how English politicians are a bunch of cunts, but recently he's started liking a bunch of porn and latex fetish pics. I have no idea whether he doesn't know whether everybody can see them, or whether he simply doesn't give a gently caress. Most people who like (in the Facebook sense of the word) those kinds of embarrassing things don't realize they're being displayed in other peoples' news feed. A friend of mine liked a bunch of fanservice-y anime gifs all the time until I pointed out to her how public it was that she liked them.
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Picnic Princess posted:I love the "Stupid men can't be blond". What is that supposed to mean? How is it a problem? Lots of men bleach their hair and no one cares. Why complain about always being assumed to be smart? I think they're trying to say that being blonde is an excuse for being dumb. Like if a blonde lady does something dumb no one judges her because she's blonde, it just gets laughed off, but a dumb man doesn't get that leeway. Except that's complete bullshit, of course, for many many reasons.
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Jul 4, 2016 00:32
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Jonas Albrecht posted:Who doesn't clean? Men, because that is clearly a woman's job.
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Jul 4, 2016 00:33
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 Wasn't enough for this to be the worst
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codo27 posted:
Why are you mad at two people excited about having a babby? 
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Absurd Alhazred posted:Why are you mad at two people excited about having a babby? Way better than a stadium proposal.
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SurreptitiousMuffin posted:So, I have a pretty uncommon surname, and random people who share my name sometimes add me on facebook. One of them is a Scottish biker in his 50s who mostly shares memes about how English politicians are a bunch of cunts, but recently he's started liking a bunch of porn and latex fetish pics. I have no idea whether he doesn't know whether everybody can see them, or whether he simply doesn't give a gently caress. People don't realise how public their activities are. Facebook used to show when people joined groups. This woman I vaguely knew from work (who had an obnoxious couples profile) joined a poo poo load of swingers groups and was always liking people's gross photos. The fathers rights movement has a new celebrity endorsement... 
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Absurd Alhazred posted:Why are you mad at two people excited about having a babby? Look man if the happiness of two trashy folks doesn't send you into inconsolable rage I think you're on the wrong website
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codo27 posted:
I don't think you can use MS paint to edit videos.
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Drunk Driver Dad posted:
Are we just not talking about his neck? Are we pretending that's normal?
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First half almost describes me and ten years later my life continues to be increasingly fulfilling. My condolences to the fedora jerks who told me otherwise.
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Centripetal Horse posted:Are we just not talking about his neck? Are we pretending that's normal? He's a tattooed mess, there's nothing else to talk about.
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TontoCorazon posted:He's a tattooed mess, there's nothing else to talk about. Actually in that picture his neck looks bigger then his head.
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Throwing Turtles posted:Actually in that picture his neck looks bigger then his head. He's just self conscious about his nickname, he's been lifting a lot to be not so lil, why don't you quit shaming him! 
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Bast Relief posted:First half almost describes me and ten years later my life continues to be increasingly fulfilling. My condolences to the fedora jerks who told me otherwise. I hope you at least clean your house.  Hoarding can be dangerous. And cooking is fun!
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Bast Relief posted:First half almost describes me and ten years later my life continues to be increasingly fulfilling. My condolences to the fedora jerks who told me otherwise. It's all the leprechauns you date. Stop stealing their lucky charms.
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This so needs a counterpart, but I don't have the pics to pull it off. Pictured top: Neckbeard a la fedora Text: I DON'T COOK. I DON'T CLEAN. I DON'T WANT TO GROW UP AND MOVE OUT OF MOM'S HOUSE. I DON'T DATE UNDER 36D. SOMETIMES I DRUNK DIAL GIRLS I WENT TO HIGH SCHOOL WITH WHOM I NEVER HAD THE NERVE TO TALK UNTIL I DISCOVERED BOOZE. AND I PREFER SUPREMELY HOT CHICKS. -10 YEARS LATER- Picture: Raging neckbeard WHY WON'T YOU BITCHES DATE ME!?
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 So, what, you're a normal person? Here's the article.
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Tiggum posted:
Christ, I'm so sick of this introvert/extrovert poo poo. The Venn diagram of "people who loudly proclaim/brag about their introversion on the internet" and "people with undiagnosed Asperger's" is basically a single circle.
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