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etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Cthulu Carl posted:

The android was also the doctor on Lost Girl, starring a woman with the totally not pornstar name of Anna Silk and had an episode featuring Slenderman.

Killjoys is also back, which is not a very good show, but it works for Friday nights when I just don't give a poo poo.

Killjoys is pretty cheesy but at same time compelling for some reason such as the cyberpunk setting.

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Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

etalian posted:

Killjoys is pretty cheesy but at same time compelling for some reason such as the cyberpunk setting.

Yeah, I actually do enjoy Killjoys and Dark Matter even though they're not that great.

They hit the sweet spot of "godawfully cheese but still decent enough" that I can wrap around my like a manchild security blanket and reminisce about Friday nights when I had no date or social activity but "no biggie I got Stargate to watch."

I look forward to what shows will fill this genre in ten years so I can watch it and reminisce about Friday nights when I had no dates or social activity, but "it's no biggie because Killjoys and Dark matter is on."

The General
Mar 4, 2007


Syrnn posted:

Roll Fizzlebeef.


He said 300mph not 3mph.

Endless Trash
Aug 12, 2007


Chomp8645 posted:

Why is everyone (or is just goons) hating on Dark Matter so much? I mean it's not high art but it's decent Sci-fi. I liked the first season.
Take the plot of Farscape, then remove every ounce of creativity, replace the cast with a checklist of default character types, then poo poo it out of your rear end in a top hat and call it Dark Matter.

But I'm telling you no joke it's all worth it for Willy Wheats trying to play an evil character.

Syrnn
Aug 16, 2004

The General posted:

He said 300mph not 3mph.

:thejoke:

Getting back on Trek, Voyager is truly awful but I get a kick out of the Captain Proton episodes. Kate Mulgrew kills it as Queen Arachnia and they even get the Delaney Sisters in on it.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Syrnn posted:

:thejoke:

Getting back on Trek, Voyager is truly awful but I get a kick out of the Captain Proton episodes. Kate Mulgrew kills it as Queen Arachnia and they even get the Delaney Sisters in on it.

Voyager is good you ding dong

The General
Mar 4, 2007


Hector Beerlioz posted:

Voyager is good you ding dong

Compared to ???

AugmentedVision
Feb 17, 2011

by exmarx

The General posted:

Compared to ???

tos

Automatic Slim
Jul 1, 2007


Eat poo poo and die in a fire.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

The General posted:

Compared to ???

ds9

criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

do it
Voyager was a brilliant satire of the emptiness and heat death of the late 90's.

Janeway was everyone's mother, swinging wildly because Suzanne Somers told her to try HRT.

Harry Kim was you, always working extra hard but your boss at Borders never notices.

The ship was the Toyota Camry that suddenly everyone was driving.

It's cultural impact was immeasurable.

Blood Shart
Sep 23, 2010

Harry "I'm Locked Out" Kim, whipping boy of both the Alpha and Delta quadrants

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

The General
Mar 4, 2007



Automatic Slim posted:

Eat poo poo and die in a fire.

doctorfrog
Mar 14, 2007

Great.

criscodisco posted:

The ship was the Toyota Camry that suddenly everyone was driving.

Crowsbeak
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth
Lipstick Apathy

:frogout:

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.
I like to imagine Neelix has at least one point every day where he overhears someone talking poo poo about his food and he just looks into his frying pan and thinks that he could just get in his ship and warp away. He could leave all their morons to their bullshit and just go off and do his own thing. Steal some stuff on the way out that would set him up for life. He's got that ship down there, and he could be gone in like 15 minutes.

Automatic Slim
Jul 1, 2007

How fortunate He met a colony of aliens just like him 1000s of light years from home at the end of the series.

Automatic Slim fucked around with this message at 19:13 on Jul 3, 2016

shadow puppet of a
Jan 10, 2007

NO TENGO SCORPIO


cheerfullydrab posted:

I like to imagine Neelix has at least one point every day where he overhears someone talking poo poo about his food and he just looks into his frying pan and thinks that he could just get in his ship and warp away. He could leave all their morons to their bullshit and just go off and do his own thing. Steal some stuff on the way out that would set him up for life. He's got that ship down there, and he could be gone in like 15 minutes.

Yes, warp right away in the ship that could not provide enough drinking water to sustain life for three days. Flush with options was Neelix. The crew probably told him to his face daily to cram his leola root up what ever orifice he fucks Kes with.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
I had a 3 way with the Delaney sisters, ama

Gutcruncher
Apr 16, 2005

Go home and be a family man!

Tectonis posted:

Harry "I'm Locked Out" Kim, whipping boy of both the Alpha and Delta quadrants


Perhaps because he's not at he helm? Either Harry's a retard of janeways a retard.

criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

do it

Gutcruncher posted:

Perhaps because he's not at he helm? Either Harry's a retard of janeways a retard.

With LCARS, everything can be a helm, including the tuna melt you're enjoying for dinner in your quarters.

Blood Shart
Sep 23, 2010

Gutcruncher posted:

Perhaps because he's not at he helm? Either Harry's a retard of janeways a retard.

There's no need to choose, they're all retards. That's why a hologram, a walking cat and a former borg are the only people that solve 80% of the ships problems.

Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

Tectonis posted:

There's no need to choose, they're all retards. That's why a hologram, a walking cat and a former borg are the only people that solve 80% of the ships problems.

... poo poo, Voyager's the final US remake of Red Dwarf.

Slow-Scan Shep
Jul 11, 2001

criscodisco posted:

The ship was the pacific green Ford Taurus that suddenly everyone was driving.

Blood Shart
Sep 23, 2010

Sunswipe posted:

... poo poo, Voyager's the final US remake of Red Dwarf.

Holy poo poo, the resemblance is uncanny :gowron:

But who is Lister?
It's us, the viewers

The General
Mar 4, 2007


Automatic Slim posted:

How fortunate He met a colony of aliens just like him 1000s of light hard from home at the end of the series.

Spoilers!!!!!

Blood Shart
Sep 23, 2010

Talaxians are space gypsies, they deserved the Metrion Cascade.

AugmentedVision
Feb 17, 2011

by exmarx
Jetrel did nothing wrong

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
How many times do they find space Mengele, lol

Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

Tectonis posted:

Holy poo poo, the resemblance is uncanny :gowron:

But who is Lister?
It's us, the viewers
Hmm, suffering through a tedious space journey with no hope of entertainment, romantic companionship or basic hygiene. I think you're right.

AugmentedVision posted:

Jetrel did nothing wrong
The hero Talaxians needed and deserved.

Typical Pubbie
May 10, 2011

Notably absent: Geordi

criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

do it
He's under the bed beating off with a handful of loogies.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Tectonis posted:

Harry "I'm Locked Out" Kim, whipping boy of both the Alpha and Delta quadrants


he also turned down no strings attached sex with Seven of Nine.

Big Mean Jerk
Jan 27, 2009

Well, of course I know him.
He's me.
Babydick Worf

Vakal
May 11, 2008

etalian posted:

he also turned down no strings attached sex with Seven of Nine.

I don't blame him.

The doctor said that he couldn't remove a bunch of her implants and since the borg don't reproduce, you just know they stuck as much hardware up that crotch as possible.

It's nature's pocket!

Automatic Slim
Jul 1, 2007

Nevermind

Automatic Slim fucked around with this message at 01:26 on Apr 22, 2022

criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

do it
It's Harry freaking Kim, he would have hosed it up until the only offer on the table was a disinterested handjob.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
Rewatching Voyager, next episode : threshold
:getin:

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criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

do it
*squirter unit deactivated*

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