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Who will have the better offseason?
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Montreal 19 14.29%
Edmonton 65 48.87%
Vancouver 49 36.84%
Total: 133 votes
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Mike_V
Jul 31, 2004

3/18/2023: Day of the Dorks
Blues traded Nilsson to Buffalo

https://twitter.com/andystrickland/status/749356447989850112

:effort:

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Gio
Jun 20, 2005


Boy do I enjoy reading the same dull fluff pieces written by MLive and The Detroit Free Press/News promoting the latest lovely move by Ken Holland. I love being told every July that Holland's latest signing from the free agent garage sale will provide much needed scoring/grit.

Gio fucked around with this message at 14:48 on Jul 3, 2016

mich
Feb 28, 2003
I may be racist but I'm the good kind of racist! You better put down those chopsticks, you HITLER!
I love him. :swoon:

https://instagram.com/p/BHZvIRzDKdn/

Lumius
Nov 24, 2004
Superior Awesome Sucks
I still cant believe it really happened.

some kinda jackal
Feb 25, 2003

 
 

ow my heart

yellowcar
Feb 14, 2010

Fire Bergevin.

i am the bird
Mar 2, 2005

I SUPPORT ALL THE PREDATORS

Gio posted:

Boy do I enjoy reading the same dull fluff pieces written by MLive and The Detroit Free Press/News promoting the latest lovely move by Ken Holland. I love being told every July that Holland's latest signing from the free agent garage sale will provide much needed scoring/grit.

Ansar Khan and Helene St. James write exactly what the team gives them without applying critical analysis. But, that makes them occasionally useful because if they start railing against a player, you know it's coming from management.

At least they're not Mitch Albom. That guy sucks.

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


i am the bird posted:

At least they're not Mitch Albom. That guy sucks.

Not exactly the highest bar to clear :v:

Neodoomium
Jun 20, 2001

You are now hearing this
noise in your head.



St. James and Khan are rotten, but they are not Drew Sharp.

Also Jeff Moss is a giant baby

whatis
Jun 6, 2012
once the recent incident with evander kane blows over, i think buffalo should help fulfill vancouver's need for a gritty, hard-hitting forward and trade him there

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR

i am the bird posted:

Ansar Khan and Helene St. James write exactly what the team gives them without applying critical analysis. But, that makes them occasionally useful because if they start railing against a player, you know it's coming from management.

At least they're not Mitch Albom. That guy sucks.

Where do you guys get your Wings news? I usually just go with WiiM.

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?
Had fun early 4th of July party at my grandma's neighbor house, one of the son in laws is from Philly and it was funny that he guessed the first thing I would bring up since we last met at Christmas.

I would like to say I was fair and told him that every series I expected the Pens to lose and he at least admitted that the Pens were a fun team to watch even if he was rooting against them the whole time against his wife's wishes. Don't know why though since he told me he hated the Rags and Caps wayyyyy more than the Pens.

He also told me that the Pens should trade Malkin to save Cap space.

i am the bird
Mar 2, 2005

I SUPPORT ALL THE PREDATORS

VJeff posted:

Where do you guys get your Wings news? I usually just go with WiiM.

I mostly just check the Malik Report every now and then. He's a terrible writer prone to histrionics that would put SAS breakdowns to shame, but he's a good content curator.

Gio
Jun 20, 2005


He's a bloviating, overly pessimistic troll, and I don't find him near as funny or amusing as he and his listeners do, but Valenti is smarter than most (seriously) and seemingly the only Detroit sports personality piling the deserved amount of poo poo in Holland's corner. Then again, piling poo poo on Detroit teams is pretty much all he does, though he is a nice alternative to the sunshine kitty cats and danishes perspective you get from everyone else.

I really hope the Wings miss the playoffs and get Holland the gently caress out of there. He's unwilling to make any significant changes to the roster to at least TRY to get them off this boring treadmill of mediocrity.

Gio fucked around with this message at 23:21 on Jul 3, 2016

Furnaceface
Oct 21, 2004




Gio posted:

He's a bloviating, overly pessimistic troll, and I don't find him near as funny or amusing as he and his listeners do, but Valenti is smarter than most (seriously) and seemingly the only Detroit sports personality piling the deserved amount of poo poo in Holland's corner. Then again, piling poo poo on Detroit teams is pretty much all he does, though he is a nice alternative to the sunshine kitty cats and danishes perspective you get from everyone else.

I really hope the Wings miss the playoffs and get Holland the gently caress out of there. He's unwilling to make any significant changes to the roster to at least TRY to get them off this boring treadmill of mediocrity.

There is a ton of pressure to maintain the streak, both within Detroit and from outside it (I think its the second longest playoff streak in all pro sports now?). He is trying to please everyone and its ultimately going to fail spectacularly at some point.

And Im going to enjoy every last second of it. :v:

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
This is a shift from where I felt when the Wings sucked at the end of last year but personally I think it'd be cool if they had the streak for as long as possible and break the record if they're gonna have to blow it up when they miss anyway.

Because, and I guess this is a controversial opinion, but the playoffs are cool and playoff hockey is cool.

Jordan7hm
Feb 17, 2011




Lipstick Apathy

VJeff posted:

This is a shift from where I felt when the Wings sucked at the end of last year but personally I think it'd be cool if they had the streak for as long as possible and break the record if they're gonna have to blow it up when they miss anyway.

Because, and I guess this is a controversial opinion, but the playoffs are cool and playoff hockey is cool.

I would love for Ottawa to go back to when they were making the playoffs and losing to the Leafs every year. That was better than what we have now. Making the playoffs and not winning the cup is not the worst thing.

fits
Jan 1, 2008

Love Always,
The Captain
whats a "playoff"

Sharks Eat Bear
Dec 25, 2004

I was in a wedding this weekend and the groom's uncle is a huge Habs fan from Montreal. Talked to him about the Subban trade -- his summary was that Subban wasn't a great player because he turned the puck over a lot and lost the Habs a lot of games, and that the fact that he was universally loved by the fans was proof that he must be a gigantic rear end in a top hat 'behind the scenes' because why else would they trade him. It's the little things like that that make you appreciate SAS.

Also FWIW I voted for Vancouver in the poll. Wouldn't be surprised if VAN has the worst season of the 3, but I think they started in a deeper hole and haven't really dug themselves TOO much further. I still think the Hall trade is perhaps the worst thing that's happened this offseason, despite all the ridiculous term thrown around on Free Agency Day.

e: also, kind of interesting to see the value placed on grit/truculence/leadership this year. Not necessarily what you'd expect if you believe that cup winners create copycats, given the makeup and narrative around the Pens.

Sharks Eat Bear fucked around with this message at 02:53 on Jul 4, 2016

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010

Holy god, the comments

Eric the Mauve
May 8, 2012

Making you happy for a buck since 199X
I think the assumption around the league is near universal that the Penguins' success can't be duplicated because you have to start with Crosby and Malkin and so they just write it off as ultra luck

Which there's some truth to that but I also think old codgers find it a convenient thing to hide behind so they can continue to ignore the importance of puck possession, defensemen that move the puck, and aggressive forechecking, which is what turned the Penguins from languishing around 8th-9th in the conference into a juggernaut overnight

Infidel Castro
Jun 8, 2010

Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice




Hey, remember how Nashville got more likeable with the addition of Subban? Well get ready to take that goodwill back because they just signed Harry Zolnierczyk!

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


Infidel Castro posted:

Hey, remember how Nashville got more likeable with the addition of Subban? Well get ready to take that goodwill back because they just signed Harry Zolnierczyk!

ahahahaha no way

yellowcar
Feb 14, 2010

Infidel Castro posted:

Hey, remember how Nashville got more likeable with the addition of Subban? Well get ready to take that goodwill back because they just signed Harry Zolnierczyk!

I'll be honest, I had no idea who this is or what he did so I googled his name and wow. :stare:

Pornographic Memory
Dec 17, 2008

Infidel Castro posted:

Hey, remember how Nashville got more likeable with the addition of Subban? Well get ready to take that goodwill back because they just signed Harry Zolnierczyk!

Somebody should probably remind David Poile that that's not the kind of predator the team is named for.

on spec
Feb 2, 2014

he shouldnt have filmed that, even kaner didnt film it

Infidel Castro
Jun 8, 2010

Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice




To be fair, he's probably gonna be AHL filler so I get the pleasure of watching him play live! :v:

Darude - Adam Sandstorm
Aug 16, 2012

That's why Tay Tay wore the camera on his giant forehead.

Aurora
Jan 7, 2008

Infidel Castro posted:

To be fair, he's probably gonna be AHL filler so I get the pleasure of watching him play live! :v:

Boo him forever

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

Infidel Castro posted:

To be fair, he's probably gonna be AHL filler so I get the pleasure of watching him play live! :v:

And if not, someone will probably record it for you.

Jordan7hm
Feb 17, 2011




Lipstick Apathy

Infidel Castro posted:

Hey, remember how Nashville got more likeable with the addition of Subban? Well get ready to take that goodwill back because they just signed Harry Zolnierczyk!

It's a horrible invasion of that girl's privacy but it happened ten years ago and he presumably learned from the ensuing court case and punishment. I'd be more concerned with the fact they're totally cool employing noted rapist Mike Ribeiro.

hifi
Jul 25, 2012

Have sex with a child and then wait a few years. Bam she's not a child anymore. Good tip

Infidel Castro
Jun 8, 2010

Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice




hifi posted:

Have sex with a child and then wait a few years. Bam she's not a child anymore. Good tip

He wasn't the one who has sex with her, he just distributed the video.

Trevor Bird
Apr 1, 2006

On a mountain of skulls, in the castle of pain, I sat on a throne of blood! What was will be! What is will be no more! Now is the season of evil! LET'S GO PRED-A-TORS!
if harry z sees ice time in nashville i'll eat my hat it'll be a nacho hat, but still. they're basically adding a bunch of milwaukee guys and yannick weber. i don't see poile doing anything else unless hudler can be had for like 1.5 million or something. seems like they changed gears after the subban trade and want to roll with fiala/kamenev, whoever makes the team.

Jordan7hm
Feb 17, 2011




Lipstick Apathy

hifi posted:

Have sex with a child and then wait a few years. Bam she's not a child anymore. Good tip

He videotaped a 17 year old having consensual sex and put it online it, without her knowledge. It's obviously very wrong but it's not having sex with a minor. Which is what the grown rear end man Mike Ribiero, currently still employed by the aptly named Predators, probably did.

on spec
Feb 2, 2014

and jiri tlusty is gay

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Aurora
Jan 7, 2008

on spec posted:

and jiri tlusty is gay

Another stellar post so soon off your last probation?

yellowcar
Feb 14, 2010

turn left thread nooooo....

Schlesische
Jul 4, 2012

yellowcar posted:

turn left thread nooooo....

Lets go back to bitching about Subban/Weber. I know I'm ready for round 2.

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Brandon Proust
Jun 22, 2006

"Like many intellectuals, he was incapable of scoring a simple goal in a simple way"

Schlesische posted:

Lets go back to bitching about Subban/Weber. I know I'm ready for round 2.

I still can't believe that Molson gave the green light to trading away the face of the franchise

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