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DJ Fuckboy Supreme
Feb 10, 2011

And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill

gentle pete posted:

From the same guy:

"I made a vegan no-bake Cereal Water Tofu Meatloaf with ice cubes"

Dude's taking the piss.

That's the only explanation I'll accept for ''bucket of vomit'' and ''crackhead stool sample''

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axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

steinrokkan posted:

Wait, what, is that just generic banana-flavoured paste, or banana-flavoured caviar? (Which would be awful beyond belief)

Kalles Banan was the regular cod roe paste with added mashed banana.

gentle pete
Feb 21, 2015

by Nyc_Tattoo

NotAnArtist posted:

Dude's taking the piss.

That's the only explanation I'll accept for ''bucket of vomit'' and ''crackhead stool sample''

It's for real... she has a youtube channel and a website https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCj8GVyXXtGAZ0X4ErtN3sFQ

DJ Fuckboy Supreme
Feb 10, 2011

And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill

gentle pete posted:

It's for real... she has a youtube channel and a website https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCj8GVyXXtGAZ0X4ErtN3sFQ

LA LA LA I CAN'T HEAR YOU LA LA LA

Xen Tricks
Nov 4, 2010

axolotl farmer posted:

Kalles Banan was the regular cod roe paste with added mashed banana.

Was there ever any public explanation from the company as to why they decided that was something that needed to exist?

Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost

Xen Tricks posted:

Was there ever any public explanation from the company as to why they decided that was something that needed to exist?

Marketing put together that sweet iconic graphic of the Bananborn and Product had to figure out something for it to go on

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


gentle pete posted:

From the same guy:

"I made a vegan no-bake Cereal Water Tofu Meatloaf with ice cubes"

Somebody stop this guy. He's gonna kill somebody.

Fashionably Great
Jul 10, 2008
:stare: :stare: :stare: :stare: :stare:
I can't look away from the Meatloaf Princess videos, but I'm scared and horrified and can't seem to process the things I'm seeing. This is some Masaokis level poo poo.
Guess the food!


Avocado cereal



Kimchi juice jello


Pumpkin spice gravy


Fried chocolate pigs feet

Someone get this person help.

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

Xen Tricks posted:

Was there ever any public explanation from the company as to why they decided that was something that needed to exist?
I'm picturing one of those apologetic Japanese press conferences that seem so hyper submissive from a Western point of view.

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

Xen Tricks posted:

Was there ever any public explanation from the company as to why they decided that was something that needed to exist?

Most people like to put Kalles Kaviar on egg sandwiches. Some people like to put it on cheese sandwiches. A few weirdos apparently put it on a sliced banana sandwich. So they expanded their line with Kalles with eggs, Kalles with cheese and Kalles with banana.

Egg and cheese kalles is still around, but the banana flavor only lasted a few months. It was probably mostly a marketing gimmick.

ShaunO
Jan 29, 2006

gentle pete posted:

It's for real... she has a youtube channel and a website https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCj8GVyXXtGAZ0X4ErtN3sFQ

Ho-lee poo poo.

teen witch
Oct 9, 2012

gentle pete posted:

It's for real... she has a youtube channel and a website https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCj8GVyXXtGAZ0X4ErtN3sFQ

100% pro click. She's kind of endearing :3:

I think she also wears the same purple dress in every video. She reminds me of Alan Resnick.

Wild Berry Pop Tart (Tofu) Meatloaf Recipe

NLJP
Aug 26, 2004


Some people just need to be slowly and carefully escorted out of any kitchen they find themselves in.

Like, treat them as a potential explosive.

OBAMNA PHONE
Aug 7, 2002

Grape Soda posted:

:stare: :stare: :stare: :stare: :stare:
I can't look away from the Meatloaf Princess videos, but I'm scared and horrified and can't seem to process the things I'm seeing. This is some Masaokis level poo poo.
Guess the food!


Pumpkin spice gravy

None pizza, left and right beef, cum sauce.

theres a will theres moe
Jan 10, 2007


Hair Elf
Here's the video for the banana bread beer stew with veal neck bones (aka traffic cone full of moldy puke) https://youtu.be/-sP3hRdLSGs

Sakurazuka
Jan 24, 2004

NANI?

34 views, all from this thread.

It has to be some sort of performance art

I love the jaunty music in the background

mailorder bees
Nov 4, 2011

FLUFFERNUTTER

gentle pete posted:


"Gelatinized Banana Bread Beer Stew with Veal Neck Bones"

who ordered the dishwater

teenytinymouse
Aug 3, 2005

I'm Shannon and I'm the biggest Idiot Ever!

Made chicken and beetroot risotto a bloody pile of stuff for dinner tonight

old bean factory
Nov 18, 2006

Will ya close the fucking doors?!

Sakurazuka posted:

34 views, all from this thread.

It has to be some sort of performance art

I love the jaunty music in the background

Haha the music clips are amazing. Ominous while pouring the beer, doot doot happy trumpets while making, and a god drat victory fanfare fest in the end. I like her.

Haverchuck
May 6, 2005

the coolest

teenytinymouse posted:

Made chicken and beetroot risotto a bloody pile of stuff for dinner tonight


when I was a kid I was on vacation in the florida keys and one day I ate like a pound and a half of fresh bing cherries and then spent the rest of the day on a sailboat. this glistening crimson slop took me right back

Zeth
Dec 28, 2006

Cluck you say?
Buglord

cash crab posted:

It sucks when this thread has good content

Not gonna lie I got real excited when I found that on my facebook feed. Finally, I thought, I can contribute.

Zanael
Jan 30, 2007

Finn 3:16 says I just licorice
whipped your peppermint ass
https://twitter.com/MousliRany/status/747724314795982848
I like pizzas and cordons-bleus but this is revolting. Especially with the kraft singles on top

Capilarean
Apr 10, 2009

gentle pete posted:

"Gelatinized Banana Bread Beer Stew with Veal Neck Bones"

I can't make those words fit together in my head. I just can't. Help.

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

Capilarean posted:

I can't make those words fit together in my head. I just can't. Help.

I've watched some of her videos, and it's clear she's on the spectrum. The fault is not within you,

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

well now I know why my vegan no-bake Cereal Water Tofu Meatloaf wasn't turning out right

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Pastry of the Year posted:

well now I know why my vegan no-bake Cereal Water Tofu Meatloaf wasn't turning out right

Forgot the ice cubes? I always forget the loving ice cubes.

Nascardad
Oct 22, 2009

"Racing is in my blood, I can't quite get out of it yet"

The General
Mar 4, 2007



I support the mustard only. gently caress ketchup and relish.

Though If you have hotdogs and beans, the hotdogs go in the beans. Amateur hour.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





gentle pete posted:


"Gelatinized Banana Bread Beer Stew with Veal Neck Bones"

What's great about seeing this is I was already on the crapper anyway.

theres a will theres moe
Jan 10, 2007


Hair Elf
Watched her tofu water meatloaf video and at the end she says the wetness is "disturbing" or "unsettling" or something.

Watched one of her acai meatloaf videos and at the end she had her dad taste test it and he was a normal friendly looking dude wearing suspenders and was really nice and gave her an "overall I think it it's a hit" or something.

Seems pretty interesting... She always admits it's ugly and maybe intends to make ugly food intentionally? She seems to be interested in making traditionally savory dishes with fruit and desserts with savory ingredients.

I subbed. I'll never make any of this poo poo but it's fun to watch and wonder about.

Admiral Joeslop
Jul 8, 2010






I still would.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Admiral Joeslop posted:



I still would.

I'm guessing that's supposed to be a steak roquefort? Not the prettiest dish in the world but pretty tasty.

cyberia
Jun 24, 2011

Do not call me that!
Snuffles was my slave name.
You shall now call me Snowball; because my fur is pretty and white.

Admiral Joeslop
Jul 8, 2010





That's not how you smoke food!

Fish Of Doom
Aug 18, 2004
I'm too awake for this to be a nightmare


Number 1 Sexy Dad posted:

Watched her tofu water meatloaf video and at the end she says the wetness is "disturbing" or "unsettling" or something.

Watched one of her acai meatloaf videos and at the end she had her dad taste test it and he was a normal friendly looking dude wearing suspenders and was really nice and gave her an "overall I think it it's a hit" or something.

Seems pretty interesting... She always admits it's ugly and maybe intends to make ugly food intentionally? She seems to be interested in making traditionally savory dishes with fruit and desserts with savory ingredients.

I subbed. I'll never make any of this poo poo but it's fun to watch and wonder about.

This is the only one I've watched so far that I could legit ever see myself making https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yG-4IOPdweQ

She's awesome, I laugh every single time that trumpet music starts playing. I wonder how many of her 150 subscribers are goons.

PubicMice
Feb 14, 2012

looking for information on posts









Fish Of Doom
Aug 18, 2004
I'm too awake for this to be a nightmare


Wow, tough call between single artisanal onion ring, saddness nachos, funnel of spaghetti and god knows what else, and the burnt chili with the single hot dog as the funniest picture of that group.

Fashionably Great
Jul 10, 2008
I kinda love Meatloaf Princess after watching a bunch of her videos. It's horrifying and true to this thread's purpose. Almost every recipe starts out normal and goes off the rails at some point. So many competing strong flavors in these loaves.

I have so many questions. Why is she so mean to Cameron? Why are there so many bananas next to the stove in every video? Why the strange and expensive ingredients? Why fry things in avocado and sesame oil? What is with the dresses? Why such a specific number of baby carrots? How many kinds of bagged popcorn does one need?

Forgall
Oct 16, 2012

by Azathoth

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Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.
Meatloaf Princess is my favorite Adventure Time character! :3:

Actually, she's giving me serious Lori Petty in Orange is the New Black vibes and it's worrying me. :stare:

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