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eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

Grizlor posted:

Dark Souls is Zelda for grown ups :colbert:

if dark souls had puzzles in their dungeons and stuff like the hookshot I'd basically never not be playing it

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eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

Macaluso posted:

Gerudo Valley :dance: :toot:

McNutty
Feb 25, 2007

Forum cheer squad sez: "Cheer the fuck up your avatar is depressing you left-wing commie ass-smoker. For fuck's sake. Jessus."
Like who literally ever said that hair has to be a color found in nature? I'll dye my hair and dick pink if I loving want to.

Dias
Feb 20, 2011

by sebmojo

Grizlor posted:

Dark Souls is Zelda for grown ups :colbert:

that's darksiders

i'm sorry

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

Grizlor posted:

Dark Souls is Zelda for grown ups :colbert:

you understand neither i thank you very much

Your Computer
Oct 3, 2008




Grimey Drawer

Dias posted:

that's darksiders

i'm sorry

he said grown ups, not edgy teens

DoctorStrangelove
Jun 7, 2012

IT WOULD NOT BE DIFFICULT MEIN FUHRER!

I though Dark Souls was Castlevania in 3D but not rear end like the actual 3D Castlevania.

Kaboom Dragoon
May 7, 2010

The greatest of feasts

Maybe it's just my screen but is his hair actually pink? Is it not just the lighting?


Dias posted:

that's darksiders

i'm sorry

This is correct. It has bombs, a hookshot, the hero looks kinda like Arthas from Warcraft cosplaying Link...

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

DoctorStrangelove posted:

I though Dark Souls was Castlevania in 3D but not rear end like the actual 3D Castlevania.

id say thats a good characterization

Cory in the Blouse
Oct 22, 2010

SAMUS ARAN
OUR ONLY HOPE!
The two characters on the right side of the audience look like a team of bad guys in disney movie

Macaluso
Sep 23, 2005

I HATE THAT HEDGEHOG, BROTHER!
Dark Souls is Donkey Kong Country for babies

Grizlor posted:

The two characters on the right side of the audience look like a team of bad guys in disney movie

:aaa:

McNutty
Feb 25, 2007

Forum cheer squad sez: "Cheer the fuck up your avatar is depressing you left-wing commie ass-smoker. For fuck's sake. Jessus."

Kaboom Dragoon posted:

Maybe it's just my screen but is his hair actually pink? Is it not just the lighting?

Naw it is like camgirl pink.

DoctorWhat
Nov 18, 2011

A little privacy, please?

Grizlor posted:

The two characters on the right side of the audience look like a team of bad guys in disney movie

bebop and rocksteady

Nemo2342
Nov 26, 2007

Have A Day




Nap Ghost

Rorus Raz posted:

Didn't stealing also change your name to THIEF

I feel like that only happened if you went back in after stealing and got killed. I remember as a kid I used to steal the bow then never go back in, because if I died I wouldn't get the easter egg in the ending.

Eonwe posted:

has anyone donated to kick cancer in the butt even thought his is for doctors without borders

Yes, someone did that earlier today, though one of the people on the couch claimed he knew the guy and that it was just a joke. The person reading the donations still decided to remind everyone that we're doing MSF and not cancer this time around.

Dias
Feb 20, 2011

by sebmojo

Your Computer posted:

he said grown ups, not edgy teens

he also said dark souls tho

Happiness
Oct 10, 2004

Eonwe posted:

someone needs to make a zleda-like that is basically links awakening

and also one that is oracle of ages / seasons

anodyne is basically that but not as good as you'd hope

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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4 swords adventures is actually a good video game

Kaboom Dragoon
May 7, 2010

The greatest of feasts

DoctorWhat posted:

bebop and rocksteady

Bulk and Rocksteady.

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

Fojar38 posted:

4 swords adventures is actually a good video game

It's my favorite Zelda

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

Fojar38 posted:

4 swords adventures is actually a good video game

one of the only zelda games I havent played

UltimoDragonQuest
Oct 5, 2011



I love the style of 4SA. Nicely updated and filtered LTTP designs.

Pants Donkey
Nov 13, 2011

Four Swords is good, but is this really going to be an interesting run as just a vanilla single player run? Like, not even something wacky like one player with four GBAs

DoctorWhat
Nov 18, 2011

A little privacy, please?
what i wouldn't give for a co-op run of FSA at a GDQ

McNutty
Feb 25, 2007

Forum cheer squad sez: "Cheer the fuck up your avatar is depressing you left-wing commie ass-smoker. For fuck's sake. Jessus."
Yeah this unskippable like 5 minute opening cut scene is reminding me why I can't play modern Nintendo games no matter how much I might want to.

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

Fojar38 posted:

4 swords adventures is actually a good video game
I played it once with a few other friends and it devolved into trying to throw each other into pits. T'was fun.

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
---------------------------->
Turns out it's actually pretty impressive to see speedrun too

D O R K Y
Sep 1, 2001

I forgot this had the annoying BWEEP BWEEP BWEEP BWEEP sound effect. Maybe I'll catch up on some vods.

DoctorWhat
Nov 18, 2011

A little privacy, please?

DoctorWhat posted:

what i wouldn't give for a co-op run of FSA at a GDQ

using GIGAQUAD technology

Pants Donkey
Nov 13, 2011

God I love how the SNES art style lets them flood you with enemies :allears:

Kaboom Dragoon
May 7, 2010

The greatest of feasts

The sound effects in this game are Good and Cool.

McNutty posted:

Yeah this unskippable like 5 minute opening cut scene is reminding me why I can't play modern Nintendo games no matter how much I might want to.

Same actually. Mario & Luigi Dream Team takes about 20-odd minutes to get to proper gameplay, and that's considered a quick start compared to modern Zeldas.

UltimoDragonQuest
Oct 5, 2011



If Minish Cap came after Four Swords Adventures how do you explain the entirely legit NES version?

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

McNutty posted:

Yeah this unskippable like 5 minute opening cut scene is reminding me why I can't play modern Nintendo games no matter how much I might want to.

yep, nintendo is really bad about assuming you are an idiot and forcing you to replay a tutorial each time you want to play again

Macaluso
Sep 23, 2005

I HATE THAT HEDGEHOG, BROTHER!

McNutty posted:

Yeah this unskippable like 5 minute opening cut scene is reminding me why I can't play modern Nintendo games no matter how much I might want to.

Captain Toad was perfect so maybe try again knucklehead

McNutty
Feb 25, 2007

Forum cheer squad sez: "Cheer the fuck up your avatar is depressing you left-wing commie ass-smoker. For fuck's sake. Jessus."

Kaboom Dragoon posted:

Same actually. Mario & Luigi Dream Team takes about 20-odd minutes to get to proper gameplay, and that's considered a quick start compared to modern Zeldas.

Absolutely. I was specifically thinking about that game and some of the other DS Mario ones. It is like holy poo poo stop tutorialing and pounding in story.

Macaluso posted:

Captain Toad was perfect so maybe try again knucklehead

Sure let me just go buy a Wii U because no way eww.

mandatory lesbian
Dec 18, 2012

Fojar38 posted:

4 swords adventures is actually a good video game

i liked minish cap more

Erata
May 11, 2009
Lipstick Apathy

DoctorWhat posted:

using GIGAQUAD technology



:laffo: That was a good LP.

McNutty
Feb 25, 2007

Forum cheer squad sez: "Cheer the fuck up your avatar is depressing you left-wing commie ass-smoker. For fuck's sake. Jessus."
Research indicates that I could buy 42 liters of gin for the cost of a Wii U.... Decisions decisions

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy
legend of zelda door simulator

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Cover your mouth when you yawn you terrible couch guy.

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Your Computer
Oct 3, 2008




Grimey Drawer

McNutty posted:

Yeah this unskippable like 5 minute opening cut scene is reminding me why I can't play modern Nintendo games no matter how much I might want to.

For real, playing Skyward Sword made me feel like "am I out of touch with games these days" and the reason why it's my least favorite Zelda game is the insane amount of text boxes telling you what you already know. Every time you boot the game and pick up a monster drop or rupee it will show the animation and tell you like "You got 5 Rupees!" and you can't go 5 steps without Fi popping up to remind you of exactly what you should be doing.

"Master, there is a 98% chance you could cut all of my dialogue and improve this game tenfold."


It felt like I never left the tutorial, and then the game was over. Felt bad.

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