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Renegret

THANK YOU FOR CALLING HELP DOG, INC.

YOUR POSITION IN THE QUEUE IS *pbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbt*


Cat Army Sworn Enemy

Hector Beerlioz posted:

Will you go to prom with me

[x]yes
[x]no

We can go park at lovers lane afterwards

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Matoi Ryuko


Hector Beerlioz posted:

Will you go to prom with me

[]yes
[]no

We can go park at lovers lane afterwards

Sure. Here is my pic:

Hector Beerlioz

aw, hec
Sorry guys, the quarterback is gonna take me, I'm gonna s his d afterwards.

Saint Isaias Boner

hi how are you

Hector Beerlioz posted:

Sorry guys, the quarterback is gonna take me, I'm gonna s his d afterwards.

shovel his driveway? in summer??


hi how are you ♥

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


Saint Isaias Boner posted:

shovel his driveway? in summer??

gravel driveway because they're just small town kids with big dreams and possibly hpv because one in four people have it now


Hector Beerlioz

aw, hec

Saint Isaias Boner posted:

shovel his driveway? in summer??

Fellatio

eonwe



just got back from a trip to Tennessee

it was predictably terrible

Hector Beerlioz

aw, hec
Tennessee has one of the largest pyramids on earth and it's a Pro Bass Shop

eonwe



Hector Beerlioz posted:

Tennessee has one of the largest pyramids on earth and it's a Pro Bass Shop

thats true, its very big and silver

Hector Beerlioz

aw, hec
My friend hated his job and was going to quit and move to Memphis because the cost of living is low, so he told his boss he was going to quit and got a 10k raise on the spot.

Scathach

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


☆★☆ Happy 4th, yobbers!!! ★☆★



bean mom

yay 4

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Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


woo yay america and things,

the dog is flipping out a little over the fireworks. i had to put her inside my sweater so she'd calm down.


jiggerypokery

...But I could hardly wait six months with a red hot jape like that under me belt.

I never posted in BYOB before. True fact

Uxzuigal

Chill Berserker Dude

jiggerypokery posted:

I never posted in BYOB before. True fact

Welcome :) We hope you stay!
We make very funny jokes, have great humor, are quite chill...
Come for the fun, stay for the yob!

<3 <3 Vanisher

FluffieDuckie

Saint Isaias Boner what on earth have you done now hon?


Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!

Saint Isaias Boner

hi how are you

FluffieDuckie posted:

Saint Isaias Boner what on earth have you done now hon?

i think i annoyed someone who had $10


hi how are you ♥

misty mountaintop

by Hand Knit

Saint Isaias Boner posted:

i think i annoyed someone who had $10

That's what brought down Gawker too.

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Uxzuigal

Chill Berserker Dude
Jesus christ. I will gift you an AV Cert if you'd like SIB.

<3 <3 Vanisher

Saint Isaias Boner

hi how are you

Uxzuigal posted:

Jesus christ. I will gift you an AV Cert if you'd like SIB.

nah, thanks though. i like people to get their money's worth on an av change


hi how are you ♥

Hector Beerlioz

aw, hec

Saint Isaias Boner posted:

nah, thanks though. i like people to get their money's worth on an av change

I'm afraid I'm going to have to do what your text says and put you on ignore, sorry sib, it not personal I just have to follow orders.

Saint Isaias Boner

hi how are you

sorry heck, i have you on ignore and i'll be damned if i'm clicking that link to find out what hateful garbage you're spewing today

Matoi Ryuko


Saint Isaias Boner posted:

sorry heck, i have you on ignore and i'll be damned if i'm clicking that link to find out what hateful garbage you're spewing today

:(

Hector Beerlioz

aw, hec

Saint Isaias Boner posted:

sorry heck, i have you on ignore and i'll be damned if i'm clicking that link to find out what hateful garbage you're spewing today

Wow, it's like you think the sun revolves around you or something
:keke:

misty mountaintop

by Hand Knit
Here's a thought: there's probably a correlation between the kinds of people who say "Make [Forum] Great Again" and the kinds of people who say "Make America Great Again."

1. Angry at "politically correct" culture
2. Suspicious of establishment authority figures
3. Inability to connect with other humans on any level other than hatred of the other
4. Add your own

misty mountaintop

by Hand Knit
I believe, like my homegirl Hill, that we're Stronger Together and It Takes a Village

Saint Isaias Boner

hi how are you

misty mountaintop posted:

Here's a thought: there's probably a correlation between the kinds of people who say "Make [Forum] Great Again" and the kinds of people who say "Make America Great Again."

1. Angry at "politically correct" culture
2. Suspicious of establishment authority figures
3. Inability to connect with other humans on any level other than hatred of the other
4. Add your own

i was assuming everyone was doing both of those things ironically

now i'm a bit scared


hi how are you ♥

eonwe



im proud of you saint isaias, high 5 getting avs bought for you buddy

Saint Isaias Boner

hi how are you

Eonwe posted:

im proud of you saint isaias, high 5 getting avs bought for you buddy

:skeltal::respek::eonwe:


hi how are you ♥

POOL IS CLOSED

I'm just exploding with mackerel. This is the aji wo kutta of my discontent.
did you tell someone you wouldn't go to the prom with them? that's some jilted rear end red text right there.

public safety announcement: mosquitoes are the nail-clippings of satan


brought 2 u by Manifisto, mastercraftsposter of sigs

Scathach

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


hamjobs posted:

the dog is flipping out a little over the fireworks. i had to put her inside my sweater so she'd calm down.

Adorable



tao of lmao

Beach postin' atm but the clouds and fog are moving in. Might have to head back inside for some house-postin'

Furia

Been months since I posted here. never actually got around to posting that wooden knife I made for my brother. sorry guys :saddowns: I'll try to be a better yobber from now on

So uh, what's your favourite thing to yell at the sky and shake your fist at? I'm currently going through a Big Couch phase

Big Couch :argh:

you just have to believe in yourself, there's a little skeleton inside of us all

Furia

Also uh... what did I miss?

you just have to believe in yourself, there's a little skeleton inside of us all

Scaly Haylie

Hector Beerlioz

aw, hec

Holy poo poo

3D Megadoodoo

he should go on a lo-crab diet





Yobgoblin

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Jerry Cotton posted:

he should go on a lo-crab diet

-Carl Brutananadilewski

Furia


I like that crab. It seems to be enjoying itself

you just have to believe in yourself, there's a little skeleton inside of us all

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bean mom

Furia posted:

Been months since I posted here. never actually got around to posting that wooden knife I made for my brother. sorry guys :saddowns: I'll try to be a better yobber from now on

So uh, what's your favourite thing to yell at the sky and shake your fist at? I'm currently going through a Big Couch phase

Big Couch :argh:

you're already the best yobber you can be! just be!

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