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cakesmith handyman
Jul 22, 2007

Pip-Pip old chap! Last one in is a rotten egg what what.

Humphreys posted:

An Australian gambling company placing odds on what colour tie Laurie Oakes (a politics journalist for decades) would wear during the election broadcast got trolled and ended up paying out any and all bets as Laurie changed his tie on purpose for a total of 6 times - the options the gambling company put odds on:




http://metro.co.uk/2016/07/04/booki...tm_content=link

This man is a hero of the people.

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Clitch
Feb 26, 2002

I lived through
Donald Trump's presidency
and all I got was
this lousy virus

-Zydeco- posted:

I'd assume the odds on each color were all around 1 in 6, so everyone got paid out roughly 6 times what they bet.

Gambling odds != actual odds.

SpacePig
Apr 4, 2007

Hold that pose.
I've gotta get something.

Clitch posted:

Gambling odds != actual odds.

Sure, but one would have to assume that, to make it something worth gambling on, the odds for every bet would have to be greater than 1:1. They even said they would pay out on all bets. They absolutely lost money on this.

Canuckistan
Jan 14, 2004

I'm the greatest thing since World War III.





Soiled Meat
Stolen from Reddit.

GF pulls e-brake to stop boyfriend from racing bikers:

https://i.imgur.com/J8DtF4X.gifv

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kS9tOMYMnpI

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




Canuckistan posted:

Stolen from Reddit.

GF pulls e-brake to stop boyfriend from racing bikers:

https://i.imgur.com/J8DtF4X.gifv

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kS9tOMYMnpI

That'll teach him to listen next time.

Stare-Out
Mar 11, 2010

Canuckistan posted:

Stolen from Reddit.

GF pulls e-brake to stop boyfriend from racing bikers:

https://i.imgur.com/J8DtF4X.gifv

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kS9tOMYMnpI

I didn't see the looping point of the gif and figured that's one persistent motherfucker still going for it after rolling the car.

Xun
Apr 25, 2010

Wtf was she thinking, I mean yeah trying to race bikers is dumb but pulling the handbrake unexpectedly is basically asking for poo poo

Judge Schnoopy
Nov 2, 2005

dont even TRY it, pal

Xun posted:

Wtf was she thinking, I mean yeah trying to race bikers is dumb but pulling the handbrake unexpectedly is basically asking for poo poo

If she could use the handbrake to kill the bikers / her boyfriend, he won't be able to race them anymore.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.
My money is on her not realizing an "emergency brake" is not like hitting the regular brakes.

Tracula
Mar 26, 2010

PLEASE LEAVE

Kurieg posted:

Here's some safe fireworks schadenfreude, computer controlled fireworks accidentally sets everything off at once.

http://i.imgur.com/dyGvOkx.mp4

Dear god. Is there a version with sound?

Crust First posted:

The US government is well aware of people trying to skirt gambling rules with "not money", which has included things like Second Life Dollars and Bitcoins; they take a pretty dim view of it.

The biggest concern seems to be how easy it is to turn that thing back into money, and turning Steam Dollars into Real Dollars is pretty straightforward if time intensive.

Bitcoin is still my favorite internet bullshit.
"We want an unregulated currency! Leave it alone"
*People get scammed out of thousands and thousands of dollars*
"Wtf. Why didn't the government protect us?

And mentioning the whole thing with real dollars to steam dollars to real dollars, would that fall under money laundering?

Kurieg
Jul 19, 2012

RIP Lutri: 5/19/20-4/2/20
:blizz::gamefreak:

Tracula posted:

Dear god. Is there a version with sound

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

artsy fartsy
May 10, 2014

You'll be ahead instead of behind. Hello!

RareAcumen posted:

That'll teach him to listen next time.

Don't make me flip this car over!!

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

Xun posted:

Wtf was she thinking, I mean yeah trying to race bikers is dumb but pulling the handbrake unexpectedly is basically asking for poo poo

My wife used to occasionally shove my arm while I was driving (and steering with it), thinking it was a hilarious joke, until I had to point out that it was a) really annoying and b) stupidly dangerous and might kill us.

synthetik
Feb 28, 2007

I forgive you, Will. Will you forgive me?
Cholla Cactus Demonstration

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KPIwlTCtPLY&t=33s

Schadenfreude at 1:17, but the explanation first is worth it.

A Festivus Miracle
Dec 19, 2012

I have come to discourse on the profound inequities of the American political system.

Sounds about right. I can name about one plant in the entire Anza-Borrego desert that does not have spikes. Also, gently caress this cactus



This is called beavertail cactus. While it might not look like it's thorny, all those little pores on there are actually little spike pits filled with extremely tiny fillament spikes. If your hand gets too close to this fucker, your skin will get impaled with a million tiny little filaments. Imagine that feel from getting a tiny wood splinter stuck in your hand, then multiply that poo poo by about 10,000. That's the feeling from touching a beavertail cactus.

They also love to grow in nice, shady nooks too, so image you're climbing up a rock side and you stick your hand into a nook you can't quite see. Oh wait, it's stuffed with a loving beavertail. gently caress my life for about two weeks while the needles worked their way out of my skin.

Here's one showing the little spikes better:

stringball
Mar 17, 2009

I unfortunately live in Arizona and a comb is one of the best things you can bring camping just to get loving jumping cactus out, using your hands to pull it put results in bad times

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.
Every 6 months Take No Prisoners! releases a compilation of every motorcycle wreck they can find. The motorcycle forums find it very useful as a teaching aid




And a source of Schadenfreude! :unsmigghh:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KlOilAyS_to

Usually a few videos end up :nms: due to death.

Kurieg
Jul 19, 2012

RIP Lutri: 5/19/20-4/2/20
:blizz::gamefreak:
Oh god, the bit at 4:22 is just perfect.

Maker Of Shoes
Sep 4, 2006

AWWWW YISSSSSSSSSS
DIS IS MAH JAM!!!!!!

Chichevache posted:

Every 6 months Take No Prisoners! releases a compilation of every motorcycle wreck they can find. The motorcycle forums find it very useful as a teaching aid




And a source of Schadenfreude! :unsmigghh:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KlOilAyS_to

Usually a few videos end up :nms: due to death.

Holy Christ.

I know I'm not very far in but I would be shocked if that wreck @ 3:30 wasn't fatal. :stare:

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Oct 30, 2009

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-Zydeco-
Nov 12, 2007


What are the guys at 4:55 spraying on the windows? Looks like shaving cream pine trees which would be really weird.

Synthwave Crusader
Feb 13, 2011

Maker Of Shoes posted:

Holy Christ.

I know I'm not very far in but I would be shocked if that wreck @ 3:30 wasn't fatal. :stare:

There's worse ones further into the vid. :stonk:

Maker Of Shoes
Sep 4, 2006

AWWWW YISSSSSSSSSS
DIS IS MAH JAM!!!!!!

Scyantific posted:

There's worse ones further into the vid. :stonk:

The guy doing the wheelie in the ATV getting obliterated, the one where the guy's head gets crushed under the semi trailer wheel, the one.... :stonk:

Krowley
Feb 15, 2008

-Zydeco- posted:

What are the guys at 4:55 spraying on the windows? Looks like shaving cream pine trees which would be really weird.

I think it's instant snow

MisterBibs
Jul 17, 2010

dolla dolla
bill y'all
Fun Shoe
Really rich dude sues because his escort service promised, dammit, that he was gonna schtump Megan Fox

grumplestiltzkin
Jun 7, 2012

Ass, gas, or grass. No one rides for free.

Canuckistan posted:

Stolen from Reddit.

GF pulls e-brake to stop boyfriend from racing bikers:

https://i.imgur.com/J8DtF4X.gifv

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kS9tOMYMnpI

I hope she was injured, and badly.

Maker Of Shoes
Sep 4, 2006

AWWWW YISSSSSSSSSS
DIS IS MAH JAM!!!!!!

grumplestiltzkin posted:

I hope she was injured, and badly.

Yikes.

mod saas
May 4, 2004

Grimey Drawer

grumplestiltzkin posted:

I hope she was injured, and badly.

sounds like someone's got a case of the mondays!

ranbo das
Oct 16, 2013


grumplestiltzkin posted:

I hope she was injured, and badly.

Well there no girlfriend so I guess you're gonna have to be disappointed. Just some drunk dude. Maybe you can wish injury on him though?

HenryJLittlefinger
Jan 31, 2010

stomp clap


Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

-Zydeco- posted:

What are the guys at 4:55 spraying on the windows? Looks like shaving cream pine trees which would be really weird.

You mean, "what are those cops spraying"?:cop:

Centripetal Horse
Nov 22, 2009

Fuck money, get GBS

This could have bought you a half a tank of gas, lmfao -
Love, gromdul

Kurieg posted:

Here's some safe fireworks schadenfreude, computer controlled fireworks accidentally sets everything off at once.

http://i.imgur.com/dyGvOkx.mp4

CITY: We'll be wanting a refund, of course.
SPECTATORS: Ouch! My back!
FIREWORKS GUY: [dies of bankruptcy]

Synthwave Crusader
Feb 13, 2011

Maker Of Shoes posted:

The guy doing the wheelie in the ATV getting obliterated, the one where the guy's head gets crushed under the semi trailer wheel, the one.... :stonk:

Yeah about 31 minutes in, dude gets flat out obliterated by some van who was trying to pass on the wrong lane. :cry:

Imagined
Feb 2, 2007

ninjahedgehog posted:

In the video they're also doing their ear-damaging train horn bullshit to people carrying groceries, senior citizens who were probably at risk of heart attacks, and even a pair of actual children walking along the street. Those worthless fucks ought to be arrested for assault.

Someone did this "prank" to me in a parking lot once. My ears were ringing for days. It seriously made me feel like I was under attack. I would've gotten into a fight if I could have reached them.

Professor of Cats
Mar 22, 2009

Chichevache posted:

Every 6 months Take No Prisoners! releases a compilation of every motorcycle wreck they can find. The motorcycle forums find it very useful as a teaching aid




And a source of Schadenfreude! :unsmigghh:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KlOilAyS_to

Usually a few videos end up :nms: due to death.

This video is missing the LiveLeak watermark on it

bobjr
Oct 16, 2012

Roose is loose.
🐓🐓🐓✊🪧



Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

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RNG
Jul 9, 2009

ninjahedgehog posted:

rear end in a top hat hooks up a train horn to his truck, tries to "prank" drive-thru worker.

Here's the video if you guys want sound, but I'd rather not give these shitheads more pageclicks than necessary: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YHh4qCjn3xQ&t=1m50s

The only thing that makes this unpleasant for me is that, based on youtube, I imagine he's the same type of dude to edit the video to just a drink being thrown at him to get her fired. There are so many "public freakout" videos where the camera holder obviously did something terrible and the employees are responding.

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