Captain Yossarian posted:

I would assume that tremendously fat Jeans jacket wearing man is 100% serious honestly

Captain Yossarian posted:

Yeah he is very concerned about putting lipstick on pigs for loving too

Wicker Man posted:

No one can date his pig of a daughter but him.

a cloth map posted:

He's my father in law...

Awesome Welles posted:

God drat I am so happy I don't see any minions on my feed ever, not even my grandmother shares that kind of poo poo

treiz01 posted:

For a while I was banging this chick, but what killed it was in the morning when we were both looking at our phones she would bray like a donkey every 5 seconds and just have to show me a minion meme on facebook. She was a good little cocksucker and on the pill too, but goddamn I can only stand so much.

That70sHeidi posted:

treiz01 posted:

For a while I was banging this chick, but what killed it was in the morning when we were both looking at our phones she would bray like a donkey every 5 seconds and just have to show me a minion meme on facebook. She was a good little cocksucker and on the pill too, but goddamn I can only stand so much.

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Frank RoboJustice Wu
September 17, 2014 · Arlington, MA · Edited ·
I've debated whether to write this, and whether to post it. Eventually I decided that (to borrow a slogan from LGBT activists), that SILENCE = DEATH. HuffingtonPost is running a series on domestic abuse, with the theme of: Why didn't you just leave? This strikes a deep chord with me because:
The year I spent married to Alison McBain was the more horrific year of hell of my life.
Alison McBain is the most despicable, disgusting, deceitful, foul and vile human being I have ever known.
Time for me to speak up and not hide the truth or the hurt.
She bit me once, leaving a mark that took four months to go away.
She shoved me out of the house once, into the cold darkness, without shoes or jacket or wallet or money.
She used to call me up at work and yell at me so loud I could hold the phone at arm's length and still hear her clearly.
She destroyed two of my paintings.
She said she was a better artist than me, because she once noticed a flaw in one of my paintings. Yes, she was a better artist, despite never having done a painting in her life.
She took credit for me winning my first Hugo. I only won, she said, because she'd help throw a couple parties for me at conventions and not because, well, I'd done art that people liked.
I bought her flowers once, out of the blue, and her response was to accuse me of having an affair, because in her world people only did nice things if they were hiding a crime or feeling guilty (I wasn't having an affair, of course).
She twisted every compliment I received into an insult.
She grabbed the glasses off my face and twisted them into a weird metal knot.
I poked her once in jest with a very slow-moving, very soft pillow and then she proceeded to tell everyone that I "hit" her. (That justified her biting me.)
Why did I marry her?
Because I was stupid and in love. And because I was yet unfamiliar with the term Borderline Personality Disorder, wherein a new boyfriend/girlfriend at first acts all loving and wonderful, and then a switch is thrown and they turn into a monster. Yup, that was her.
Why did I stay? Because I didn't want the shame of getting divorced. Because maybe I thought that I could be like Luke Skywalker, fishing the good out of Darth Vader. Or maybe I thought I could just tough it out.
We met at worldcon in 2003, and since we split (she eventually left me, thank God, telling more lies about me on her way out), and then left the community.
But now it seems like she's edging back into the sci-fi community, writing, going to conventions again. If she shows up at a convention I'm at, I will be compelled to call the police or inform the convention security of her insane and violently unpredictable behavior. She is dangerous.
I'll warn you now. If you see her, run far far away. She is loving evil incarnate.

Hadaka Apron posted:

https://archive.is/69Qmn

Tricky D posted:

treiz01 posted:

She was a good little cocksucker

Wicker Man posted:

drat it... That's what I get for liking your avatar

ghost emoji posted:

steinrokkan posted:

That blonde woman struggles with being a brunetter goddess so much

ghost emoji posted:

ghost emoji posted:

ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:

gently caress off Gunky Junket

bitmap posted:

(loving gussied up swine)

RoRz0r posted:

am i doing this right?

da motha fuckin share zone

falz posted:

Who the gently caress is Mery

falz posted:

Who the gently caress is Mery

falz posted:

Who the gently caress is Mery

treiz01 posted:

For a while I was banging this chick, but what killed it was in the morning when we were both looking at our phones she would bray like a donkey every 5 seconds and just have to show me a minion meme on facebook. She was a good little cocksucker and on the pill too, but goddamn I can only stand so much.

treiz01 posted:

For a while I was banging this chick, but what killed it was in the morning when we were both looking at our phones she would bray like a donkey every 5 seconds and just have to show me a minion meme on facebook. She was a good little cocksucker and on the pill too, but goddamn I can only stand so much.

a cloth map posted:

He's my father in law...