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FuhrerHat posted:all oral all the time I don't know, Colm Meany looks like he has a puffy pubic mound. The kind of mound you could give a sermon off of. I don't think buckets of oral on that would keep bringing Julian back for more. criscodisco fucked around with this message at 22:49 on Jul 5, 2016 |
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I ended up watching Caretaker a bit for the first time in nearly 20 years. "You want water?! We'll give you water! We bath in this! In fact, some of us bath in actual mud, which is dirt with water in it, and then we bath again with water. We literally defecate in this stuff and flush it down a tube." (Maybe we shouldn't be so casual about letting everyone know we can replicate matter on the fly after learning how rare water is everywhere in this region of space.)
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# ? Jul 5, 2016 22:22 |
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Can achieve warp travel and build the infrastructure needed to support the construction of spacecraft. Can't secure or produce water.
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# ? Jul 5, 2016 22:24 |
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The entire nistrom was thirsty as gently caress. They even banged Seska. Buncha thirstbuckets.
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# ? Jul 5, 2016 22:38 |
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The biggest shame of Voyager: The betazoid pilot dying in Caretaker. 90 seconds of screentime and more interesting and likeable than anyone but the Doctor.
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# ? Jul 5, 2016 22:48 |
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It was a merciful death.
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# ? Jul 5, 2016 22:51 |
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Automatic Slim posted:It was a merciful death. According to Alpha Memory, she's dead in the pilot, but a game revealed her to be just severely injured. Not even death is an escape from Voyager.
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# ? Jul 5, 2016 22:53 |
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Ugh. Chakotay says in one of the earlier episodes, "Out here in the Delta Quadrant every old trick is new again."
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# ? Jul 5, 2016 23:01 |
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Met posted:Ugh. Chakotay says in one of the earlier episodes, "Out here in the Delta Quadrant every old trick is new again." That one line of dialogue is a perfect summation of what's wrong with Voyager.
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# ? Jul 5, 2016 23:11 |
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Rewatching the episode with the computer clown
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# ? Jul 5, 2016 23:30 |
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Hector Beerlioz posted:Rewatching the episode with the computer clown Please don't say that about Barclay.
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# ? Jul 5, 2016 23:50 |
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Hector Beerlioz posted:Rewatching the episode with the computer clown Y'know what I actually liked that one
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# ? Jul 6, 2016 00:18 |
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Monkey Fracas posted:Y'know what I actually liked that one Last time I watched it I was drinking beers and eating pizza in a hotel bathtub. Next episode it Tuvix.
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# ? Jul 6, 2016 00:19 |
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TAS trip report episode 3: Spock tells an uppity sentient gas cloud to go back to where it came from, we don't want none of your type around here.
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oldpainless posted:Why would they think anyone would like Neelix? He was pretty cool on Benson. So was Odo, some to think of it. Edit: Actually, Odo was the opposite of cool on Benson, which was pretty cool.
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# ? Jul 6, 2016 00:46 |
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Babylon 5 is still good. Honestly, the grafix aren't that bad. What really detracts from the space fight scenes is that they're all in SD when the rest of the show is widescreen. It's not noticeably worse than a Star Trek of comparable era and configuration. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qexwPP7bl7M
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# ? Jul 6, 2016 00:55 |
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Babylon 5 is good because in that universe Zima still exists
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# ? Jul 6, 2016 01:05 |
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"Who Mourns for Adonis?" S2E2 "You are wise… for a woman." Enterprise encounters the god Apollo. There's a lot of Hays Code innuendo code going on in this one and some of it seems non-consensualish. Apollo gets plunked and betaed.
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# ? Jul 6, 2016 01:28 |
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Volcott posted:Babylon 5 is still good. Honestly, the grafix aren't that bad. What really detracts from the space fight scenes is that they're all in SD when the rest of the show is widescreen. It's not noticeably worse than a Star Trek of comparable era and configuration. Something from late season 2 is passable I guess. I tried to rewatch B5 a couple years ago and those effects from the first few episodes... Looks like a cutscene from a '93 video game: not good.
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# ? Jul 6, 2016 01:35 |
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Do bad effects from a show you know is 20 years old really stop you from possibly enjoying it?
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# ? Jul 6, 2016 01:37 |
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That's for the viewer to decide.
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# ? Jul 6, 2016 01:41 |
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Hector Beerlioz posted:Do bad effects from a show you know is 20 years old really stop you from possibly enjoying it? On the other hand, the CGI enables them to have scenes that are more than "Two vessels meet head on" or "ship cruses along an empty void" so...
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# ? Jul 6, 2016 01:55 |
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FilthyImp posted:It can be a barrier, yes. It's a big reason why lots of NuWho fans wont touch anything from the original run. But classic who is very good and new who is very bad
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# ? Jul 6, 2016 01:56 |
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Hector Beerlioz posted:But classic who is very good and new who is very bad Actually they're both bad.
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# ? Jul 6, 2016 02:31 |
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Hector Beerlioz posted:Babylon 5 is good because in that universe Zima still exists
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# ? Jul 6, 2016 02:33 |
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Classic Who is boring. BORING. It needs all caps and probably bolding and several underlines too.
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# ? Jul 6, 2016 02:35 |
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Classic who is just old monster movies broken into 4 episodes, I love them but that is my opinion, I admit.
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# ? Jul 6, 2016 02:38 |
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meet the new who, same as the old who
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# ? Jul 6, 2016 02:41 |
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The General posted:Classic Who is boring. BORING. It needs all caps and probably bolding and several underlines too. well, yeah, sometimes i guess https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lY0P9YLErYY
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# ? Jul 6, 2016 03:02 |
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It was never the effects the made b5 hard for me to get into, it was just really lovely dialog and acting and a general cheap fan-film sort of feel to everything. I hear the overall season to season plot is interesting, but the episode to episode plots are pretty ho-hum so the reward is only in the long haul.
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# ? Jul 6, 2016 03:16 |
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Nerds like B5 because of a) space battles, b) space war, c) continuity, and d) occasional lampshading of sci-fi tropes. That's it.
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# ? Jul 6, 2016 03:27 |
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Apollodorus posted:Nerds like B5 because of a) space battles, b) space war, c) continuity, and d) occasional lampshading of sci-fi tropes. That's it. don't forget Garibaldi's Daffy Duck poster
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# ? Jul 6, 2016 03:28 |
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B5 was ponderously loving slow, wasting a bunch of time to exposit or outright demonstrate garbage setting minutiae. SPACE CAPTAIN TRON: "Does anyone know what happens when you open a space warp zone inside a space warp zone?" CORNFIELD THE BONE ELF: *gropes crystals, appears peevish* "According to my instruments, sir, literally no one in the audience cares." TRON: "Let's do it!!! In a like five minute long scene!!!!!" * smash cut to Tron's elfwife, emoting Croatianly *
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# ? Jul 6, 2016 03:32 |
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Remember when all those B5 space sim games came out that used Newtonian motion? Super warp to this planet! Oh you wanted to speed it up? Well gently caress you it takes you just as long to decelerate now you're lost in hyperspace. Lol
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# ? Jul 6, 2016 03:35 |
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Best 90s CGI is Seaquest because the ocean is so dark and hazy you can barely see anything beyond vague shapes.
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# ? Jul 6, 2016 03:50 |
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Squizzle posted:B5 was ponderously loving slow, wasting a bunch of time to exposit or outright demonstrate garbage setting minutiae. The Bonehead Maneuver was rad as hell.
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# ? Jul 6, 2016 03:52 |
if you don't like space captain tron then you can get the gently caress out
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# ? Jul 6, 2016 03:56 |
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FilthyImp posted:Remember when all those B5 space sim games came out that used Newtonian motion? Sierra was apparently very close to finishing a B5 space combat sim in the 90s when, for some reason, the project was cancelled. I guess you'd be flying Starfuries and even White Stars. It had sort of a pre-Matrix games thing going on where they were going to weave in the game's story into the continuity of the series and the actors from the show were doing FMV cutscene stuff, making sort of an episode of the show or something. A guy I knew was talking about even after several years, none of the footage or stories had been released.
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# ? Jul 6, 2016 04:40 |
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If B5 didn't have Londo and G'Kar hamming it up, the series would have little to no redeeming qualities whatsoever. Now you can probably find a list of episodes focusing on the interaction between those two and skip the rest of the horrible slog.
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Cthulu Carl posted:Best 90s CGI is Seaquest because the ocean is so dark and hazy you can barely see anything beyond vague shapes. I think I would still rather Watch Voyager again over Seaquest
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