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Rollersnake
May 9, 2005

Please, please don't let me end up in a threesome with the lunch lady and a gay pirate. That would hit a little too close to home.
Unlockable Ben

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Admiral Joeslop
Jul 8, 2010




Is the pat on the back for when they start choking?

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

teenytinymouse posted:

Made chicken and beetroot risotto a bloody pile of stuff for dinner tonight


Gahk is always best when it is still living!

WeedlordGoku69
Feb 12, 2015

by Cyrano4747
burgerlingus

LITERALLY A BIRD
Sep 27, 2008

I knew you were trouble
when you flew in

bringmyfishback posted:

Actually, she's giving me serious Lori Petty in Orange is the New Black vibes and it's worrying me. :stare:

hahaha you're totally right

NewFatMike
Jun 11, 2015

Is posting Meatloaf Princess cheating? I feel like it's cheating or overdone at this point. I think she might be a genuine comedy genius playing us all.

Happy belated 4th of July:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xq54BLJqioY

BOGO LOAD
Jul 1, 2004

"You know I always had trouble really chewing the fat with my pops. Just listen to him..."
Her cooking is like if she got all the sabotages on Cutthroat Kitchen. I love it.

That70sHeidi
Aug 16, 2009

Reminds me of that hand in the slicer picture.


No one ever shows the end result of meat sculptures. I wanna see how the different lines of meat shrinking and bulging turns out a mutant baby meat lump.

Also, the vomit in the traffic cone is the only thing I've seen on the internet in years that actually caused a physical reaction. My mouth felt hot and the saliva started flowing and my stomach kinda turned and that picture is an abomination.

HelloIAmYourHeart
Dec 29, 2008
Fallen Rib

Y'all know this would cost like $16 at ballpark, maybe $20 if you want to add a 12oz soda that's mostly ice.

And from facebook...



Posting mostly because I thought this was loose corn at first.

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


loose beans

Pham Nuwen
Oct 30, 2010



bringmyfishback posted:

Actually, she's giving me serious Lori Petty in Orange is the New Black vibes and it's worrying me. :stare:

This is exactly what I thought but I couldn't find a good Youtube clip to illustrate.

drrockso20
May 6, 2013

Has Not Actually Done Cocaine

bringmyfishback posted:

Meatloaf Princess is my favorite Adventure Time character! :3:

If I had any artistic talent at all I'd totally draw this

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology




my camera is broken and i couldn't find a pencil but here you go

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
There is a "trend" going on where you let a yeast and bacteria amalgam fester and make tea out of it called kombucha. You start with a kombucha scoby or "mother."



Looks bad Todd, eh?



Cooked and ready to be consumed like that loaded baked potato!

Actually vegan steak :yayclod:

theres a will theres moe
Jan 10, 2007


Hair Elf

EorayMel posted:

There is a "trend" going on where you let a yeast and bacteria amalgam fester and make tea out of it called kombucha. You start with a kombucha scoby or "mother."



Looks bad Todd, eh?



Cooked and ready to be consumed like that loaded baked potato!

Actually vegan steak :yayclod:

Ol' whats-his-face done et a scoby
https://youtu.be/89cMeaiJlPc

Samizdata
May 14, 2007

Admiral Joeslop posted:



I still would.

Quiet Feet posted:

I'm guessing that's supposed to be a steak roquefort? Not the prettiest dish in the world but pretty tasty.

Right now, I would fight you BOTH for it.

Samizdata
May 14, 2007

Fish Of Doom posted:

This is the only one I've watched so far that I could legit ever see myself making https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yG-4IOPdweQ

She's awesome, I laugh every single time that trumpet music starts playing. I wonder how many of her 150 subscribers are goons.

What the hell? All that work for three bowls of cereal? I think, if I need a sugar/milk fix, I would just stick with Cap'n Crunch. If it HAD to be chocolate, Cocoa Pebbles or Coco Puffs.

(Although, as I think about it, Cocoa Frosted Flakes or Frosted Shredded Wheat would be good too.)

Sparr
Jan 17, 2006

I made a Meatloaf Princess fanart

drrockso20
May 6, 2013

Has Not Actually Done Cocaine

cash crab posted:



my camera is broken and i couldn't find a pencil but here you go

That is adorable:3:

CuteStorm
Sep 22, 2010
I looked deep into the instagram, and a piece of loose corn rolled lazily out of the abyss, back at me.
Vegan pizza.

Paella up close.

Shiny, loose corn, mystery brown sauce, styrofoam. :(

This next one is a loving chicago style pizza with pasta, fries, garlic, and cheese.

Beef worms with a side of tiny pastries.

This is something involving zucchini.

This was labeled "#CAJUNBOIL" but appears to just be corn, hot dogs, and potatoes.

Chicken and spinach alfredo.

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


CuteStorm posted:

Vegan pizza.
Is that chunks of tofu just dumped on there? If you wanted a vegan pizza, why wouldn't you just make a regular pizza without meat or cheese? Like, olives, capsicum, herbs, sauce. You don't need to add tofu to everything.

CuteStorm posted:

This next one is a loving chicago style pizza with pasta, fries, garlic, and cheese.
Would.

Pomp
Apr 3, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Sparr posted:

I made a Meatloaf Princess fanart


axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

CuteStorm posted:

Vegan pizza.


Why does everyone seem to gently caress up vegan pizza?

You make a thin pizza with regular marinara sauce, thinly sliced vegetables like onion, mushroom, tomato, olives. Oregano.

Then bake it.

Sakurazuka
Jan 24, 2004

NANI?

They try and fake making it look like real food

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author

axolotl farmer posted:

Why does everyone seem to gently caress up vegan pizza?

Vegans get in the habit of using anti-food alchemy to make vegan versions of normal food, and then unnecessarily apply those tactics to dishes that are already vegan.

I was at a festival and got stuck ordering something from a vegan food cart. Ok, fine, I ordered pasta and tomato sauce. How can you gently caress that up?? Well, they covered it in soy yogurt and sunflower seeds, and served it with a giant pile of unseasoned grated carrot on the side. It tasted like it came from a dumpster behind a health food store.

twoday has a new favorite as of 10:33 on Jul 6, 2016

Pomp
Apr 3, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
it looks gluten free too

mmm i love me some cardboard crust

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author
"I'll have mine with a dense secant of black olives one-third of the way across the disc, please"

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

vegan pizza left olives

SpaceGoatFarts
Jan 5, 2010

sic transit gloria mundi


Nap Ghost


Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

cash crab posted:



my camera is broken and i couldn't find a pencil but here you go

I want a throw pillow version of this!

Sparr posted:

I made a Meatloaf Princess fanart



Awesome.

Pirate Radar
Apr 18, 2008

You're not my Ruthie!
You're not my Debbie!
You're not my Sherry!

HelloIAmYourHeart posted:

Y'all know this would cost like $16 at ballpark, maybe $20 if you want to add a 12oz soda that's mostly ice.

And from facebook...



Posting mostly because I thought this was loose corn at first.

Other than being hard to eat cleanly I think there's nothing specifically wrong with this. Though jalapeño and pickle at the same time might do something pretty weird to my stomach.

theres a will theres moe
Jan 10, 2007


Hair Elf
That cartoonishly bloated mitt is more quease-inducing than the beandog

Helios Grime
Jan 27, 2012

Where we are going we won't need shirts
Pillbug

CuteStorm posted:


Shiny, loose corn, mystery brown sauce, styrofoam. :(


I think the mystery brown sauce is balsamico from the (hopefully) caprese salad

Dabir
Nov 10, 2012


that is a lazy-rear end texture

GOTTA STAY FAI
Mar 24, 2005

~no glitter in the gutter~
~no twilight galaxy~
College Slice
i would hang this in my kitchen



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Above: Increased volcanic activity recently created a new lava
field near Krakatoa, Indonesia

Dewgy
Nov 10, 2005

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GOTTA STAY FAI posted:

i would hang this in my kitchen



2016 National Geographic ©

Above: Increased volcanic activity recently created a new lava
field near Krakatoa, Indonesia


With a little effort that'd make a sweet wall texture for some old-school Doom levels.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



GOTTA STAY FAI posted:

i would hang this in my kitchen



2016 National Geographic ©

Above: Increased volcanic activity recently created a new lava
field near Krakatoa, Indonesia


I would hang whoever made this in my kitchen

NewFatMike
Jun 11, 2015


Maybe we should have a pizza rule: "Don't pass out waiting for pizza in the oven."

I fear for my fellow drunkards' safety.

SpaceGoatFarts
Jan 5, 2010

sic transit gloria mundi


Nap Ghost

NewFatMike posted:

Maybe we should have a pizza rule

No rule

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NewFatMike
Jun 11, 2015

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vmn9asN-8AE

E: not sure if phone posting and YouTube links are working.

Somebody has a new favorite as of 16:25 on Jul 6, 2016

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