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Pick 'em: First Round! Sindhi Sheikhs in 3 4-1 Kernels in 4 9-2 Portland Panderers in 5 7-6 Commission in 4 8-1
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# ? Jul 4, 2016 20:13 |
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# ? May 26, 2024 18:25 |
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Pick 'em: First Round! Pick the Winners, number of games (best of five) and score of the final game Sindhi Sheikhs in 4, 7-3 Mitchell Kernels in 5, 6-1 Portland Panderers in 4, 3-2 South Bolton Eazy W's in 4, 5-3
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# ? Jul 4, 2016 20:18 |
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Portland Panderers Round one roster Starters Game 1 (home): Kershaw Game 2 (home): Hamels Game 3 (road): Powell Game 4 (road): Spahn Game 5 (home): Kershaw Lineup 2B Collins LF Clarke DH Burkett RF Waner CF Roush 1B Fonseca 3B Traynor C Lee SS Vizquel Bullpen CL Kimbrel SU Vincent SR Quackenbush SR Benoit MR Adams LR Johnson Bench C Hargrave SS Cronin 1B Brouthers OF Strunk 3B Elliott
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# ? Jul 4, 2016 20:20 |
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Now, I didn't major in math. But by my count, Martin Dihigo can only pitch in one game this series. But if he were to hit... why, he could play in many games! It just makes sense. Chad Bradford and Prince Fielder return to parts unknown. John Ward and Walter Johnson come up. SP1: Juan Marichal *Starts Game 1!* SP2: Stephen Strasburg SP3: Doc White SP4: John Ward Mopup: Walter Johnson Closer: Greg Holland Setup: Joakim Soria Short: Willie Hernandez Middle: Stubby Overmire Long: Rick Reuschel Lineup vs RHP 1. CF Billy Hamilton 2. DH Ted Williams 3. 1B Mickey Mantle 4. RF Babe Ruth 5. C Bill Dickey 6. LF Barry Bonds 7. SS Alex Rodriguez 8. 3B George Kell 9. 2B Joe Morgan Lineup vs LHP 1. CF Billy Hamilton 2. LF Joe Kelley 3. DH Ted Williams 4. RF Babe Ruth 5. 1B Mickey Mantle 6. C Wally Schang 7. 3B George Kell 8. SS Martin Dihigo 9. 2B Ryne Sandberg That leaves Polanco and Aaron on the bench full-time.
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# ? Jul 5, 2016 01:42 |
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Ice To Meet You posted:
I get the feeling Smasher is going to treat you making Dihigo a position player as roughly an equivalent gimmick to playing Aaron Ledesma. edit: wait, you're sitting A-Rod vs lefties? wow.
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# ? Jul 5, 2016 02:08 |
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Not against lefties per se, but in your ballpark.
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# ? Jul 5, 2016 02:10 |
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Ice To Meet You posted:Not against lefties per se, but in your ballpark. Well, as it stands A-Rod is only going to hit in your park in game 3 vs Powell.
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# ? Jul 5, 2016 02:12 |
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Regrettable, but I think we can defeat Cole Hamels without his help.
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# ? Jul 5, 2016 02:32 |
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Hole Camels
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# ? Jul 5, 2016 05:51 |
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Pick 'em: First Round! South Dakota Marmosets in 5, 4-1 Mitchell Kernels in 4, 5-2 Khartoum Doom in 4, 4-3 South Bolton Eazy W's in 4, 6-2
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# ? Jul 5, 2016 06:09 |
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I'll make sure I get the division banners up today.
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# ? Jul 5, 2016 06:40 |
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Thresh this, Marmosets. Pitching setup unchanged, since Sallee is still not rested enough. vs. RHP 1. LF Tim Raines 2. 1B Buck Leonard 3. SS The MACHINE 4. RF Babe Ruth 5. C Johnny Bench 6. CF Earle Combs 7. 3B Paul Molitor 8. 2B Frankie Frisch vs. LHP 1. LF Tim Raines 2. 1B Buck Leonard 3. 2B The MACHINE 4. RF Babe Ruth 5. C Johnny Bench 6. CF Roger Bresnahan 7. SS Robin Yount 8. 3B Frankie Frisch
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# ? Jul 5, 2016 15:30 |
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post removed because its a terrible idea
shepard.shouldgo fucked around with this message at 16:18 on Jul 5, 2016 |
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Welp. Time for yet another failed Potato Uprising. "Self high-five, comrades." Team Name: Idaho Potatoes Home City: Lewiston, Idaho Home Stadium: Lukashenko Dome -- Domed, Artificial Turf, Excellent infield, Medium grass, Fair visibility, Large foul ground, LF 331 LCF 390 CF 405 RCF 387 RF 327. DH Preference: Would prefer no-DH but not exactly picky Feeders: 2015 Washington Nationals (4) 2015 Kansas City Royals (3) 2006 Seattle Mariners (2) 1916 St. Louis Cardinals (2) 30-Man Roster: C Salvador Perez (2015 KC) 1B Ryan Zimmerman (2015 WSH) 1B Babe Ruth (1918 BOS) 2B Rogers Hornsby (1916 STL) 3B Adrian Beltre (2006 SEA) SS Ian Desmond (2015 WSH) SS Carlos Correa (2017 HOU) (wtf) LF Barry Bonds (1987 PIT) CF Lorenzo Cain (2015 KC) RF Babe Ruth (1915 BOS) OF Bryce Harper (2015 WSH) IF Danny Espinosa (2015 WSH) C Kenji Johjima (2006 SEA) OF Ichiro Suzuki (2006 SEA) IF John Olerud (2001 SEA) P Felix Hernandez (2006 SEA) P Johnny Cueto (2015 KC) P Bill Doak (1916 STL) P Stephen Strasburg (2015 WSH) P Max Scherzer (2015 WSH) P Greg Holland (2015 KC) P Drew Storen (2015 WSH) P Jonathan Papelbon (2015 WSH) P Kelvin Herrara (2015 KC) P Matt Thornton (2015 WSH) P Wade Davis (2015 KC) P Ryan Madson (2015 KC) P Kris Medlen (2015 KC) P Edinson Volquez (2015 KC) P Jordan Zimmermann (2015 WSH) Lineup vs Both CF Lorenzo Cain 1B Babe Ruth 1918 2B Rogers Hornsby RF Babe Ruth 3B Adrian Beltre SS Carlos Correa LF Barry Bonds C Salvador Perez (pitcher) Let Mogul auto-sort. Fucks status: Zero given. Bench OF Bryce Harper (2015 WSH) IF Danny Espinosa (2015 WSH) C Kenji Johjima (2006 SEA) OF Ichiro Suzuki (2006 SEA) IF Eric Hosmer (2015 KC) Starting Rotation SP1 Felix Hernandez (SEA) SP2 Johnny Cueto (KC) SP3 Bill Doak (STL) SP4 Stephen Strasburg (WSH) SP5 Max Scherzer (WSH) Bullpen: CL Greg Holland (KC) SU Drew Storen (WSH) SR Jonathan Papelbon (WSH) SR Kelvin Herrara (KC) MR Matt Thornton (WSH) MR Wade Davis (KC) LR Ryan Madson (KC) Minors: OF 1925 Goose Goslin OF 1925 Earle Combs P Kris Medlen (2015 KC) P Edinson Volquez (2015 KC) P Jordan Zimmermann (2015 WSH) Strategy (Rate on a scale from -5 to +5) will figure out later, leave everything neutral for now CSV code:
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# ? Jul 5, 2016 17:31 |
Grinnblade posted:SS Carlos Correa (2017 HOU) (wtf) Just as a quick FYI, 2017 Carlos Correa was part of Smasher's bribe towards CaptainYesterday for the Stoned Lightning to not go to the Super-League when they won their division in the EC - the bribe was an assortment of Astros greats. Of course, given that it's the Astros, the amount of greats was a bit limited, so a future Carlos Correa also joined the fun.
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# ? Jul 5, 2016 17:40 |
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Much ado has been made of the home run prowess of the Mexico City Mexicutioners. This has offended both the gods and, more importantly, the SpL Home Run King Manny Ramirez. There is only one solution: a side bet. The terms: The team to hit the most home runs in our upcoming playoff series receives the better of the Janus's & Mexicutioners' 4th-round Dispersal Draft picks. The team to dinger less gets the lower pick, as well as eternal shame. What say you, rabidsquid?
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# ? Jul 5, 2016 23:01 |
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I believe this to be a fools bet, as at minimum half the games will be played in a stadium where 40% of my power will be neutralized, versus the Janus who will have full power potential in every game. No deal
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# ? Jul 5, 2016 23:04 |
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Right, let's fix one issue, with a trade! OKC Bombers send: 1910 Nap Lajoie 1970 Joe Morgan 4th Round Pick Slaughterhouse Nine send: 1929 Eddie Collins
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# ? Jul 6, 2016 00:23 |
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Accepted, and the Nine now have three respectable 2Bs available just taking up space plus an extra pick. Food for thought~
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# ? Jul 6, 2016 00:25 |
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rabidsquid posted:I believe this to be a fools bet, as at minimum half the games will be played in a stadium where 40% of my power will be neutralized, versus the Janus who will have full power potential in every game. No deal It is wise for man not to challenge the might of the gods.
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# ? Jul 6, 2016 00:27 |
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Jokes on you, nerds. Now instead of the Collins Plague, it'll just be my rookie Collins Benjamin Buttoning all of yours
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# ? Jul 6, 2016 00:28 |
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As part of my trolling campaign I did at one point consider just starting to insist that eddie collins is just straight up bad
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# ? Jul 6, 2016 00:37 |
Mornacale posted:It is wise for man not to challenge the might of the gods. You're just asking for an impromptu Macho Men Challenge right now, just to make sure everybody is in the clear about just who exactly the gods here are.
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# ? Jul 6, 2016 00:39 |
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I am a god. Hurry up with my drat massage.
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# ? Jul 6, 2016 01:24 |
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Sub-Par League VIII: Bush League Championship Series A tale of former friends, turned to mortal enemies by the tides of fate... The Mexico City Mexicutioners, after barely holding on to a spot in the league last season, proved that their surprising first season was no fluke. How did they make it this far? A combination of two key strategies: adding even more dingers to their lineup, and intentionally crippling some of the Krakow Dragons' best players. But there has been some regression this year, more balance in their lineup. While there were dingers top to bottom, no single player made it to 40 home runs in the season, a mark that was surpassed 7 times in their first two seasons. And up against power pitching, it might be more desirable to have a few guys with a great chance at a dinger, than all the guys with a good chance. The Genoa Janus finally broke free of the CraigK menace to take the Punjabi Prison division and the best record in the league. They used a very complicated strategy, involving a field heavily skewed toward right-handed hitters at home, and had two separate rotations of players for home and road games. In short, they were designed specifically to piss people off. And at that, they succeeded. Their stadium should be effective at limiting the left-handed, and more dangerous, half of the Mexicutioners lineup - but their power pitchers will be vulnerable on the road at the high altitude of Mexico City. The Janus won the season series between the teams 12-10, so anything is possible here. Game 1: Mexico City Mexicutioners @ Genoa Janus (Series Tied 0-0) Keith Wuncler CXXXIV posted:
Box Score Game 2: Mexico City Mexicutioners @ Genoa Janus (GEN Leads 1-0) Keith Wuncler CXXXIV posted:
Box Score Game 3: Genoa Janus @ Mexico City Mexicutioners (GEN Leads 2-0) Keith Wuncler CXXXIV posted:
Box Score Game 4: Genoa Janus @ Mexico City Mexicutioners (GEN Leads 3-0) Keith Wuncler CXXXIV posted:
Box Score Keith Wuncler CXXXIV posted:
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# ? Jul 6, 2016 01:54 |
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The Mexicutioners scored first (in the first, even) in every single game, that's wild as hell. Great season, rabidsquid. I'll do my best to prove the DH league is the greatest. e: I may as well ask now: if I win the Subpar, and choose as my prize being placed into the Norris-Smythe Division, what will happen? Mornacale fucked around with this message at 05:28 on Jul 6, 2016 |
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Mornacale posted:The Mexicutioners scored first (in the first, even) in every single game, that's wild as hell. You'll have the Brits tell you "gently caress off, we're full" and have to pick again.
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# ? Jul 6, 2016 05:43 |
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Mornacale posted:The Mexicutioners scored first (in the first, even) in every single game, that's wild as hell. Hey, if you come to me and say, "Smasher, I don't think my team can hack it against the Bombers and the Panderers." I'll let you go to the Norris-Smythe Division. I would probably move the Killer Mikes to the Senor Goodtimes Division if that happened, since they have the least seniority in the division.
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# ? Jul 6, 2016 05:58 |
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Congrats to BWFC for having so many championships that I could no longer fit them all on.
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# ? Jul 6, 2016 06:52 |
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Smasher Dynamo posted:Hey, if you come to me and say, "Smasher, I don't think my team can hack it against the Bombers and the Panderers." I'll let you go to the Norris-Smythe Division. I would probably move the Killer Mikes to the Senor Goodtimes Division if that happened, since they have the least seniority in the division. Ah, well, facing the Mikes again would be a third of the point of joining the Norris-Smythe, so I suppose that's out.
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# ? Jul 6, 2016 08:00 |
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On a much more upbeat note than the literal war crimes that came with the Janus-Mexicutioners series, the creation of the division banners reminds me that the Sheikhs have succeeded where none of the Dervishes could. That is, not only finding life in odd-numbered seasons, but divisional championships as well. In any case, I look forward to finally seeing the end of the monster I inadvertently created in CFBalla when we meet on the field in the DLCS. Don't lose, man. gently caress the Zephyrs, we need this.
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# ? Jul 6, 2016 08:53 |
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gingemidget posted:
Thanks mate!
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# ? Jul 6, 2016 10:39 |
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Smasher Dynamo posted:Playoff Team Status Update! Ooofda. Finally made it to the big stage, alongside another triad member and a fellow South Dakota team! I guess letting Chelsea be the unholy thresher of men that she was made to be was all the Marmosets needed! I need to get started on an address to the high council of the Sodakhan, they'll need a debrief to justify playing better than the other average, hardworking Super-League teams and I need to deflect any accusations of showboating. The people of Sodak may already be grumbling that the Marmosets are getting too big for their britches, and I'll not be accused of such base behavior. My players gather their harvest the same as everyone else, using the sacred farm implements of our ancestors. I did hear that Mathewson had a bit of a kerfuffle with the Williams stead when bought a cow, thinking that farmers and ranchers were the same thing, but that got taken care of and I understand the Williams girls brought him a pie the other day. I've been pretty busy the last few days and this might be too late for you to integrate to the sim (which is the price I pay for having a big 4th of July holiday, I suppose), but Stick with the standard 4-man rotation, but put Eddie Plank for Tim Keefe, assuming he's rested. Please put Lou Gehrig back in at 1B as well.
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# ? Jul 6, 2016 17:20 |
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Zodiac5000 posted:
It is too late. Far too late.
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# ? Jul 6, 2016 18:11 |
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Super-League XIX, Divisional Round: Hoboken Zephyrs vs. Mitchell Kernels Nuts and Bolts Since we have some spare time, as you can probably see by scrolling down, the series did not last long, I thought it might be helpful to newer owners, and, really, everyone, to try and tease out exactly what makes the Kernels and Zephyrs tick. After all, a lot of people wonder how to make a good Super-League team, and both of these teams have won their divisions at least twice in a row. So, how are they doing that? The Kernels have never not won their division. In fact, the whole Dynamo League has been dominated for some time by the Tornados/Kernels vs. Pirates/Sheikhs rivalry. Whether that's a good thing or not depends on how much you like rivalries in the Super-League, which, given that no one besides me does, is probably not a lot. In any event, both CFBalla's and Beet's teams are strikingly similar in design and philosophy, even if each team has its own spin on the formuia. The centerpiece of the Sheikhs/Kernels plan is realizing that just stacking generic deadballers is only going to get you so far. After all, how many teams have trotted out four or five nameless deadballers, and managed to top out at about 80 wins? A lot more than have actually won a Super-League Championship, that's for sure. While deadballers, for the most part, can short-circuit the power hitting of the opposition, they're not really good at much else besides that. After all, a pitcher can only marginally control what happens to a ball hit into play, and with deadballer pitchers, who aren't getting a ton of strikeouts, and whose K/BB rates are usually very poor, many, many balls are going to be hit into play. Now, deadballers do have one other advantage: the balls hit into play are usually ground balls, by a quite high percentage. That means that, even if you can't avoid all hitters making contact, you can at least guess where those balls are coming. So, you have a deadball pitching staff, and you know that the balls are going to be hit on the ground, presumably at or near your infielders. What do you do? Well, both the Kernels and Sheikhs have an ace defender at shortstop, meaning that they can leverage the groundball tendencies of their pitching staffs into outs, and a lot of them. That's the key. That said, it's also worth noting that, in the rest of their infield, both teams use guys who are at least marginally competent at their positions. The Kernels have Hornsby, Pujols and Brett, none of whom are outstanding fielders, but all of which were good enough players to stick at those positions throughout at those positions. The key is that they aren't deadball fielders with bad gloves. With the Masked Shortstop anchoring things, that's enough. Beyond that, the Kernels just stack a lot of good hitters together. They don't have a Ruth or a Williams, but they have a lot of guys who are at least mildly dangerous. The Man-Ram/Yaz platoon was astoundingly productive if you look at the combined stats, with the pair combining for 27 home runs, which is a fair number in the Super-League, and is a good example of what a platoon should look like. Pujols hit over 30 homes, and three other guys in the starting lineup had 15 or more home runs. The Masked Shortstop was a 92% base-stealer in the regular season. That's a pretty good offense. As to how to stop a team like the Kernels, there's no easy solution. If you try high-K pitchers, you can strike most of their players out, but you also expose yourself to getting dingered up. If you try and deadball pitch them into oblivion, you might have an easier time, as a lot of the Kernels' hitters aren't incredible contact hitters, but, even then, guys like The Masked Shortstop and Pete Browning are there to carry some of the load. The Zephyrs are relatively easy to explain. Their logic is that if you can take away the home run, then you can throw high-K pitchers out there with essential impunity, and if you boost all offense besides dingers, then if your opponent tries to bring in his deadballers, then it'll be his funeral, because those deadballers, who can't miss bats, are just going to have a hell of a time in a situation where there are even more balls than usual hit into play safely. Basically, the Zephyrs have tailored their stadium so that, if you want to win, you have to do it their way. That is, you are just going to have to single and double your way to runs, home runs aren't going to help, walks aren't really going to help, it's going to be contact hitting all the way. Obviously, the Zephyrs' lineup is designed to play that style. They have a ton of contact hitters with little power, and variable amounts of patience. The top guy on their team had all of eight home runs, and no one else had more than three. They're going to get their hits, and, in their stadium, that method of scoring runs by chaining together singles and doubles isn't just the best way to score, it's really the only viable way. And since most teams haven't built their offenses around those lines, since, in a neutral stadium, that's far from the most effective offense you can build, that means that, on their home field, the Zephyrs always have a big advantage. As for their pitching, the Zephyrs rely on power pitchers to get by. Of course, with the offensive levels in their hoem stadium jacked to hell, those pitchers are still going to have ugly stats, but they don't need to pitch great, they just need to pitch better than their opposition. In Hoboken's stadium, where the only sure out is a strikeout, high-K guys are usually going to be the best bet to do just that. The central problem with the Zephyrs is that they're designed to win in Hoboken. If they get to play in their home stadium, they can be a dominating team, because the stadium is tailor-made to highlight the strengths of the team. Outside of Hoboken, though, their punchless offense is usually weaker than the oppositions, and their pitching staff can and will give up walks and dingers. At home, they went 52-29, which is pretty drat great. On the road, though, they were 33-48, tied for third-worst in the Dynamo League, ahead of only the Highlanders and Knights, the two worst teams in the entire league. (Incidentally, for people wondering how the gently caress the Panderers survive, they, using a not entirely dissimilar gameplan, went 58-23.) So, if they have home-field advantage, they are the favorites over just about anybody. But, well, they don't have home-field advantage in this series. The Epic Cycle posted:Thus they did fight about the village of Mitchell. Then TheMcD drew near to Smasher with fury in his eyes, as though drawn from the fires of perdition. When Smasher saw him thus enraged he was confused, and said, "Why, TheMcD, do you stand there raging like some silly child that comes running to her mother, and begs to be given their reward immediately, and tugs at her mother's dress to stay her though she is in a hurry, and pouts until her mother concedes. Have you nothing to say to me? Or have you had news from Hoboken that you alone know? They tell me that the Schillings are still alive, in a sense, as also are your even-year bullshit Giants, or are you grieving about the RCMP, and the way they were killed at their home, through their own high-handed doings? Do not hide anything from me but tell me that both of us may know about it."
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# ? Jul 6, 2016 18:12 |
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What's going on here, huh? Oh, just writing an EPIC for an update. That's all, huh. (holy poo poo). As an aside, what makes a good road team? Like the OKC Bombers have a very different style of team compared to Hoboken or the Panderers, but they too have never (outside of SLXVIII) had even a .500 road record. Most of the time they're 10 games under on the road or so.
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# ? Jul 6, 2016 18:56 |
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Pander posted:As an aside, what makes a good road team? Like the OKC Bombers have a very different style of team compared to Hoboken or the Panderers, but they too have never (outside of SLXVIII) had even a .500 road record. Most of the time they're 10 games under on the road or so. No idea what their road record is but the Nine are built to be versatile (a less comitted version of the Janus' gimmick in the lineup, a bunch of psuedo-deadballers in the rotation), I'd imagine that's the ticket at least theoretically. (also wow that update)
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# ? Jul 6, 2016 19:19 |
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I have doubts about whether Marduk is properly propitiated with diet Mountain Dew. Like, ew.
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# ? Jul 6, 2016 19:34 |
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The inclusion of diet mountain dew and gyros just made this epic more, um...epic. Also I suspect Marduk would be more incensed by the cup than he would the offering it contained. I'm guessing it's like a Phillips-66 1992 Cubs giant plastic cup that's been through the wash probably like 10,000 times. I suspect a faded image of Shawon Dunston or Mark Grace are on this cup.
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# ? Jul 6, 2016 19:48 |
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# ? May 26, 2024 18:25 |
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Putting aside the AMAZING epic that Smasher put together for this update, along with the Masked Shortstop's speech that had me hootin' and hollerin', I just want to point out that Ed Walsh hit a based loaded triple that basically sealed the series victory. Thanks Hoboken, you crazy loving stadium you. My team didn't completely disappoint me, Beet. Now it's time to hold up your end of the bargain.
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# ? Jul 6, 2016 19:51 |