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Athropos
May 4, 2004

"Skeletons are Number One! Flesh just slows you down."

pulp rag posted:

Yeah, you're right. It's this dude getting to me, to be honest.

yeah the game looks like a decently good 3d platformer thing it's just this turbonerd running it is the very definition of cringe

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Xenothral
Aug 1, 2013

No one's left... Everything's gone...! Zebes is burning!

*awkward clapping*

Bad Seafood
Dec 10, 2010


If you must blink, do it now.
"I feel like there should be clapping but it's up to the audience."

*Nobody claps.*

AquaticIguana
Apr 29, 2009

I dabble in honky sorcery from time to time.
This kid is hatefucking this game while its creator watches. Yeesh.

Erata
May 11, 2009
Lipstick Apathy

Poultron posted:



citation needed

lol

Trash Boat
Dec 28, 2012

VROOM VROOM

oh gently caress off don't try to garner praise for skimping on your incentive

Meowywitch
Jan 14, 2010

Fight for all that is beautiful in the world


that joke kinda gave me a chill down my spine

Northan
Nov 6, 2011

Spear Spear Spear Spear
Spear Spear Spear Spear
At least it's not Crash 2. :smith:

Athropos
May 4, 2004

"Skeletons are Number One! Flesh just slows you down."
Is this a record year for worst couch participation?

The Great Gonzales
Oct 30, 2006



Quest For Glory II posted:

"alright it's time to name our character, what was the name that won?"

"with $7,500, the winning name is Alice"

"ok" *names character Fart*

It's alright, he'll donate one dollar for every letter he got wrong at the end of the run.

Bad Seafood
Dec 10, 2010


If you must blink, do it now.
Oh nevermind I guess we're onboard with the clapping now.

Poultron
May 26, 2006

It doesn't make me happy if you call me cute, you bastard!

Trash Boat posted:

oh gently caress off don't try to garner praise for skimping on your incentive

YYYYYYYEAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!

Veib
Dec 10, 2007


A PC version of this game is on Steam Early Access. Why.

LethalGeek
Nov 4, 2009

oh boy CPS jokes that seems like a great loving idea for an unfunny nerd

The 7th Guest
Dec 17, 2003

imagine this guy an hour from now finding out that he's the worst runner at the marathon

pulp rag
Feb 25, 2013

AGDQ 2018 Awful Block Survivor
Yeah, let's call for clapping.

This is what happens when you let your child base their entire personality on memes.

I gotta put this nerd on mute. I'm gonna go play the MonHun demo and wait for this to be over.

Agent355
Jul 26, 2011


It just gets worse.

In 2 days people are going to recommend this run when somebody asks what the most train-wrecky run was.

Jarogue
Nov 3, 2012


Poultron posted:



citation needed

Even better, its a smart phone that was ported to steam.

Poultron
May 26, 2006

It doesn't make me happy if you call me cute, you bastard!

Agent355 posted:

It just gets worse.

In 2 days people are going to recommend this run when somebody asks what the most train-wrecky run was.

although in all honesty if this ends up being the worst run, it's one hell of an improvement

pulp rag
Feb 25, 2013

AGDQ 2018 Awful Block Survivor
We still got like 30 minutes, so there's a lot worse it can get.

Agent355
Jul 26, 2011


'this part is hard with the incentive, so I'm just going to ignore it'

Jesus christ.

NotALizardman
Jun 5, 2011

How can this guy be so terrible

Poultron
May 26, 2006

It doesn't make me happy if you call me cute, you bastard!

Agent355 posted:

'this part is hard with the incentive, so I'm just going to ignore it'

Athropos
May 4, 2004

"Skeletons are Number One! Flesh just slows you down."
holy crap the child on the right of the couch talked and he has a deep voice

Bad Seafood
Dec 10, 2010


If you must blink, do it now.
Bring back the duders.

Poultron
May 26, 2006

It doesn't make me happy if you call me cute, you bastard!
those dudes just brofisted after knocking this guy the gently caress over lol

Erata
May 11, 2009
Lipstick Apathy
He shouldn't have made that youtuber joke. :ughh: Nobody will ever hear the commentary over that joke backfiring.

Jarogue
Nov 3, 2012


Does anybody have a count on how many things he has killed.

Aces High
Mar 26, 2010

Nah! A little chocolate will do




things that always seem to happen at GDQs:

Technical difficulties during runs
Mercy killing a run
Turbo trap runner that came directly from a Twitch chat

Bubba Smith
Sep 27, 2004

Is tonight the greatest moment in Dominick Cruz's life?

No.

The greatest moment in my life was realizing that I didn't need a belt to be happy.
who in the gently caress chooses to run this game 4,000 times

oh, this guy

Xenothral
Aug 1, 2013

No one's left... Everything's gone...! Zebes is burning!

Agent355 posted:

'this part is hard with the incentive, so I'm just going to ignore it'

Jesus christ.

Holy poo poo

Modus Pwnens
Dec 29, 2004
This is brutal

Poultron
May 26, 2006

It doesn't make me happy if you call me cute, you bastard!

Erata posted:

He shouldn't have made that youtuber joke. :ughh: Nobody will ever hear the commentary over that joke backfiring.

honestly i had forgotten about the youtuber joke. that's not a good thing

JesseHechtCREATIVE
Feb 20, 2013

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So Bad It's Good! Now in Speedrun form!

Seriously! This is rivaling the Crash 2 run in terms of cringiness!

NotALizardman
Jun 5, 2011

Meowywitch
Jan 14, 2010

Fight for all that is beautiful in the world


sadly I don't think being aggressively mediocre means you can't come back

Poultron
May 26, 2006

It doesn't make me happy if you call me cute, you bastard!

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Feb 20, 2013

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Erata posted:

He shouldn't have made that youtuber joke. :ughh: Nobody will ever hear the commentary over that joke backfiring.

What is the youtuber joke? Seriously.

Bad Seafood
Dec 10, 2010


If you must blink, do it now.

Jarogue posted:

Does anybody have a count on how many things he has killed.
2 kangaroos
2 spiders
Everyone's enthusiasm

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Jarogue
Nov 3, 2012


Please buy my emote.

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